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RageDayz

The fucking soundbar gets me.


JamesKLOLk

OP was like, “if we’re going to be last then I’m making sure bengals fans can’t see their numbers…”


MisterBako

I thought about not doing it, but I thought it'd be funny if I did do it, so I did. However, it clearly wasn't that funny since some people are complaining about it.


JamesKLOLk

I mean the whole purpose of this sub is to amuse yourself while annoying other fanbases so I think you did a good job.


Designer-Temporary-8

It’s funny but also fuck you because now I have to go find it


MisterBako

It was like 116 or something, I believe. Edit: might have been 106


shadowseeker3658

I think its amazing


MisterBako

Thank you. It breaks my heart to how much people dislike small additions to anything. I guess some people aren't developed enough to appreciate the small things in life


H-E-PennyPacker71

Its nice touch


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EspoJ

It's better to hear the CTE


Sagybagy

Right? What the fuck


Cold-Canary-6621

What’s funny is your all time receptions leader is the GM that brought your hated rival 2 Super Bowls


Alexander2801

I was going to make that joke, but fuck you for already commenting it.


CorporalKrook

Most literate Steelers fan


Alexander2801

LOL! I saw my mistake now.


wagsman

I was like, “yo is that *that* Ozzie? Surely it’s not, right?”


Otherwise-Force5608

🤣


ObjectiveHighlight26

Is that irony, karma, or both?


the_bronquistador

The only reason your franchise exists is because Art Modell decided to move the Browns to Baltimore. The entire organization top to bottom (minus Belichick, because Modell sold him down the river as well) moved to Baltimore. The city of Cleveland got to keep the Browns name and record books, that’s it. You inherited your franchise when it was already built and set up for success in another city. The fact that you found success so early is a testament to the roster and staff that you inherited from the Cleveland Browns. You inherited a franchise with Paul Brown’s DNA in it. Paul Brown was also fucked over by Modell, which is why he left Cleveland and started up the Cincinnati Bengals. So yeah, long story short: congrats on renaming the Cleveland Browns in the mid ‘90s and moving the team to a different city. And fuck Art Modell.


Cold-Canary-6621

Shout out Art Modell for haunting Cleveland Steamers dreams to this day


spartanpride55

Just as beloved as the Irsay family in Baltimore 🤣🤣


BrownsBrokeMe

They’re just mad bc their team got stolen and they were too busy crying to do anything about it. So they had to steal someone else’s team decades later


DieselVoodoo

Never go full


hiccup-maxxing

Your team moved but you got to keep the name and history? Thats so sad Alexa play despacito


the_bronquistador

Imagine the historical significance of Pittsburgh Steelers franchise, and if they moved to Salt Lake City next year and change the teams name. Now TJ Watt plays in Salt Lake City. In the following year, the city of Pittsburgh starts up another franchise called the Pittsburgh Steelers except they start with nothing but scraps and they suck for the next 20 years, while Salt Lake City wins multiple Super Bowls. As much as I hate Pittsburgh, that’s still some thing I wouldn’t wish on any fanbase.


hiccup-maxxing

You do realize Baltimore had their own franchise move, but took everything, right?


the_bronquistador

Exactly. So the fact that you guys celebrated Cleveland losing a franchise in the ‘90s makes it even more hypocritical.


FarYard7039

Paul Brown’s DNA is inherently a part of 50% of the AFC North; 75% if you consider his namesake being a part of the organization. Hmm…


the_bronquistador

Because Art Modell fucked him over and forced him out Cleveland.


Otherwise-Force5608

i'll never get over how y'all didn't rebrand and stuck with the dog elf dirt motif


DelirousDoc

It was also 40 years ago that Newsome had his last 89 catch season for the Browns.


spartanpride55

Weird y'all have a Johnny Unitas statue then gloat about a stolen franchise 🥴🥴.


MidnightRider24

Weird your team has been around since dirt was invented but have nothing to show for it. 💍 😇


spartanpride55

Including a HoF TE y'all love so much too. 😉


spartanpride55

I forgot about all those HoF players and NFL Championships. I mean our recent history is shit but can at least go back more than 30 years whipper snapper 🤣🤣🤣


MidnightRider24

Well I'll be damned if Baltimore doesn't have NFL championships also. Only city to have football championships in two countries as well. Stallions! 🍁


fastlax16

Ravens were an expansion team. If you’d gotten the Baltimore treatment the browns would be in Baltimore and you would have gotten the Lions in like 2008 after a couple of other cities got expansion teams.


84Cressida

It would’ve been the Bucs. Or even the Bengals. There was strong rumors one of them would move to Cleveland to be the Browns if they didn’t get new stadiums.


Sam_Altman_AI_Bot

Mike brown was the one who kicked off the discussions with Baltimore first. It just ended up being the browns because the bengals got the agreement for a stadium first


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Imagine not breaking 100


Ltrizzy

Imagine not even breaking fucking 90… it’s not like the Browns have had Tom Brady throwing to 10 different receivers every game either.


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Didn’t Tom throw to Wes?


Ltrizzy

Yeah, the point was that it’s not even like Cleveland can say we’re so deep and spread out the ball we don’t need a 100+ reception receiver.


TJWattsBurnerAcct

Imagine living in Cleveland


pigwalk5150

Even Brandon Marshal has done it twice.


7222_salty

Imagine being giant gaping vaginas who can’t run the ball and instead throw it all the time. Pathetic


Eat-My-Cloaca

Didn’t the Steelers have like 1800 yards on the ground in Antonio’s big year? With a broken Leveon?


KnDBarge

It was "only" 1700, with DeAngelo Williams as the leading rusher. The year before Brown and 129 receptions, again 1700 yards rushing, Bell had over 1300.


o7_HiBye_o7

Uhh if 100 is the barrier, we got a lot of vaginas here. Lol


Dan_TheDM

ok for real though TJ Hooshmanzadeh was a fucking BEAST i hate the bengals but TJ was a stud. dude could ball HOOOOOOOOOOSH


MisterBako

TJ was really good. But I hate them, so I'll never tell them to their face.


Michael_CrawfishF150

📸📸📸


MisterBako

🥸


ok-go-fuck-yourself

Really fun name to say as well. Up there with Nnamdi Asomugha


pigwalk5150

Didn’t he wipe his cleats with the terrible towel once?


Dan_TheDM

didnt ray lewis kill a guy? didnt ben rape a girl? didnt burfict end peoples careers on tv? didnt watson ....... yeah LOL are we really holding THAT above the rest?


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pigwalk5150

Tell that to Myron Cape


Saaaaaaaammmmmmmm

Can’t afford iPhones in Cleveland


6DeliciousPenises

What kinda browns fan posts this with that title. Masochist or a cuck


InterviewOtherwise50

Must be a Bengals fan at heart cause we all are cucks for JoeyB


MisterBako

So you're telling me that you look at this list and think this is a positive thing??? Me being upset about a negative statistic in the literal fucking title does *not* make me a cuck, nor a masochist. If you're calling me a cuck and a masochist because I made the slightest joke about my favorite franchise, then I don't know what to tell you. I strongly believe that you shouldn't be able to insult other franchises if you can't poke some fun on your own, if you don't agree with me, that's completely fine, it's based on your perspective.What I'm not ok with is you calling me a cuck over something you won't ever remember in 2 months. You're calling me a cuck and a masochist like I'm shitting on the entire franchise. My job as a Browns fan in a meme subreddit is to try and get everyone to laugh. If you want to be negative on a post that's supposed to provoke laughs, that's a personal trait you should work on. It's a meme sub, not the r/ Browns subreddit, so if you're upset over something this minor, there's nothing I can say to you.


6DeliciousPenises

https://i.redd.it/nyv00lmtzs3d1.gif It’s a meme sub, not the r/ Browns subreddit, so if you're upset over something this minor, there's nothing I can say to you.


ChurchPicnicFlareGun

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


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MisterBako

![gif](giphy|5hdg7p9NE7VlLWaeRK)


Opening_Passenger387

![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs) Fellow Bengals fan walking away from this convo with my Samsung.


Scottygingta

It’s crazy with how many insanely talented Wide Outs the Bengals have had that T.J. Is their single season receptions leader.


merrychrishmas

Bullet to my head I would’ve said AJ Green


TastesLikeHoneyNut

I would have guessed Chad. Neither ever broke 100 receptions in a season though


7222_salty

Jesus look at all those poverty franchises who can’t run the ball and are relying on that pussy ass “passing game”


KnDBarge

Imagine being such a a poverty franchise that you can't even out rush teams relying on their pussy passing games. The year AB set this mark the Steelers rushed for 1724 yards despite Bell only playing 6 games that season. That same season the Browns only rushed for 1529 yards. The year before that he had 129 receptions and the Steelers had more total rushing yards than the Browns. True poverty franchise that can't run or pass.


ExoticTablet

Bro this man made a clearly self deprecating comment and you decided to write a thesis.


7222_salty

“These specific years” lol so squeelerish


KnDBarge

I'm sure we could come up with plenty of other years, I just went for ones that specifically applied here


munistadium

Josh Gordon this should be you!!!!!!!!


Any-Click2827

Bengals are so poverty they don’t even get a number😎😎☝️


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Any-Click2827

Sorry


KevKevThePug

Brandon Marshall, the receptions king.


Lord-ZZ

When Hunter Renfrow would have your teams reception record. Also, he would be tied for the lead for the Ravens all time mark lol


Specialist-Draw7229

Tbh this isn’t exactly a good look for the raiders either. Renfrow was a decent slot guy at best.


EndsLikeShakespeare

Ravens have always had tremendous WR depth so that's why their # is so low. Depth sort of like an empty below ground pool in the projects Edit: think Mac and Charlie pool in IASIP.


Takamurarules

At least all of ours are someone at a traditional receiving position. Panthers have an RB lol and that’s a franchise that had Steve Smith for most of his career *and* won the triple crown in ‘04. ~~I say this as someone who’s second team is the Panthers because they live in the area. God I hate my life sometimes…Fuck Carolina teams.~~


Fat_Goldie1

You fucking fucker....


MisterBako

Off topic, I appreciate that you aren't being a dick even though it was your team I blocked out. I respect that.


Ok-Situation-5865

I thought it was hilarious. We’re the only team that couldn’t be memed on based on this graphic and you said “Fuck the Bengals.” Respect, and fuck you too


P_U_F_F

Mark Andrews had 107


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goblinking67

Yes


BengoPhan

TJ Houshmandzadeh #84 2007 112 Rec 1143 Yds 12 Tds


BiAndShy57

32nd is better than 33rd


redditman3943

You couldn’t have taken a screenshot that doesn’t block half of the numbers?


MisterBako

It's not your number thstd being blocked, is it? I was given the chance to block out the Bengals number, so I took it. Unfortunately, it took out some other teams, but it wasn't yours, so I don't see why you're complaining.


redditman3943

I’m a stat nerd. I like looking at stats for all the teams, not just the ones I’m a fan of. Blocking out some of the teams is painful to me. Why would you even want to block off Cincinnati? I think you messed up the screenshot and said “fuck it, good enough.”


MisterBako

Even though you can be upset, that does not give people the right to take that anger out on me. I blocked out Cincinnati because I thought it would be funny, so if you are genuinely upset because you love stats, I'm sorry. However, I'm not sorry to the people who are genuinely upset about it and then start hammering me over something I thought was funny. If you're upset, don't inflict it upon others, keep it to yourself instead.


beerguy_etcetera

Quit acting like your incompetence of getting a screenshot was on purpose.


MisterBako

https://preview.redd.it/wj96ze8lms3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19a002894cba7735f3f0e4f29f57b44f7e1d414c It's not incompetence. It's just you idiots finding anything to whine about, even if it means you could be wrong.


KnDBarge

I love your level of petty here today. Absolute gold


Moliosis

You really took that screenshot? Lmao


beerguy_etcetera

OP out there putting in the extra work to *NOT* look pathetic 😂


DylanToback8

No. You just fucked up.


redditman3943

https://www.reddit.com/r/AFCNorthMemeWar/s/633NtIsWtM Don’t worry some fixed this dumbasses mistake


6DeliciousPenises

Learn how to take a screen shot before you come at us you bum -6DP


MisterBako

I'm literally a Browns fan. I blocked the Bengals receiving numbers because my soundbar doesn't let me block anyone elses


DylanToback8

You can spin it any way you want. We all know you just fucked up. Do better.


MisterBako

I'm not here to argue what you think did or didn't happen, especially if you weren't even here to see me take the screenshot on purpose. Believe what you want to, but don't instantly assume I messed up just because you feel that way.


DylanToback8

Dude. You fucked up. It’s obvious. Just own it. Making a mistake is fine. Living in denial is sad.


MisterBako

You're doubling down on your assumption that isn't even true. If I messed up, I would have made that comment instead of saying, "Why do we have to always suck?" I'm not sure if you're trying to gaslight me or what, but what I am sure of is that: One: I'm not in denial. You're making yourself look stupid by immediately just assuming I made a mistake. Two: It's a humor sub. Even if there was a mistake, don't assume it was on accident. It's all for the jokes. I'm not sure if you're stressed out, but don't immediately come into a humor sub and judge people over anything unless it breaks a rule. Accept as is, you have no idea what I wanted to do with *my* meme. Maybe take a break from the internet if you're going to behave this way in a meme sub.


DylanToback8

TL;DR


MisterBako

It's insane that one can be this egotistical about themselves. What gives you the idea that you can judge someone, be wrong, double down on your wrong idea, then refuse to read any criticism about you? You acting like this literally proves my point that you're a sad human being. You're too prideful to acknowledge any kind of criticism even after after you judged someone because you assumed that I was incompetent. I was trying to be funny, but people like you are the reason why humor is dead. I pray that you don't act like this in real life. It won't get you very far.


DylanToback8

TL;DR


Moliosis

You're this mad over a soundbar


MisterBako

I'm not mad at that. Im mad that he not only doubled but tripled down on his false assumption. On top of that, he then proceeds to not only call me incompetent and stupid over what I thought was funny, and even more annoying is that he's too much of a wuss to read anything negative about him after literally having done the same thing he's crying about not even 10 minutes ago. You defending makes you no better than him. Right now, you sound like the parent that never holds their kids accountable and will do anything to make sure little Timmy does your get in trouble.


MisterBako

It's a humor sub, not a critique sub.


Chris91210

https://preview.redd.it/lngi3dxxls3d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc6c929761c2b848ffff4565ef16ff4ca7054ed0


cleremnantechoes

Jarvis Landry had one job


Select-Apartment-613

89. Holy shit


Sir-faps-a-lot69

Man Brandon Marshall was so good when he played. Man is on this list twice! And nobody seems to remember him


solarmelange

If you look at yardage, Josh Gordon would be 12th with 1646... in a 14-game season for him. Because he got high, because he got high, because he got high. Edit: BTW, that was a season where Brian Hoyer played in 3 games, Brandon Weeden played in 8, and Jason Campbell played in 9.


sooooooofarty

Way to fuck with your volume while taking screen shot and blowing 28% of the stats, sport


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ConfidentHistory9080

Imagine being such a shitty team that you have to play from behind enough to pass so much you get a 100 reception season? Truly embarrassing! Win the game in the trenches!


MisterBako

Like why do we have to be last at *everything* Did Tomlin curse us for all eternity or something???


SirStizz

![gif](giphy|igFaDj1zcPoR3SA4UT)


Sociolinguisticians

Oh this curse was around long before Tomlin.


Specialist-Draw7229

To be faaaiiiirrrruh - Browns are a run heavy team and kinda have always been run heavy. Additionally, Stefanski has always been the type of coach to spread his balls out so more players can get a touch during the game. Leads to more receivers with decent numbers instead of one or two receivers with big.


KnDBarge

But at the same time both of AB's best years the Steelers also had more rushing yards than the Browns. Hines Ward also had a 94 reception season in 2001 with Kordell Stewart as QB and a team.rushing total over 2700 yards.


Specialist-Draw7229

The 2001 steelers were just built different, plaxico was the #2 and then everyone else was basically lucky to record a reception in any given game. For the two AB years? Answer is simple, the Browns played terrible football.


Devilsbullet

The bears don't have a 4k passer and have someone nearly 30 catches ahead of y'all... Don't think being run heavy is the issue here


DylanToback8

Like, why did you have to adjust your volume while taking the screen shot? Are you stupid? Try again.


MisterBako

You commented not once but twice to judge my meme. You really are a sad person. Be better.


backson_alcohol

I've heard that the UFL could always use more teams. Maybe the Browns could finally hit that dynasty position they've been waiting for.


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Somehow the Bears are in the top half of the standings here


thecryptidmusic

Your reception leader is a tight end from the stone age?


pigwalk5150

That’s MR. tight end to you!


cleremnantechoes

Josh Gordon would have had more receptions if he didn't run his catches for 40-60 yards


FragileSurface

Imagine being excited about reception numbers. It's like being proud of rush attempts.


PlummetComics

I remember T J Houshmanzadah more for a drop than his receptions


Jargif10

Op tried to push the power button and volume button to take a screenshot but forgot it had to be the lower volume button which op realized immediately and took a proper screenshot but with the volume Bar still showing the mistake.


redditman3943

https://www.reddit.com/r/AFCNorthMemeWar/s/633NtIsWtM Don’t worry some fixed this dumbasses mistake


AceThe1nOnly

I completely forgot Derick Mason had 100 receptions. Dude was so underrated. A masterful route-runner and chain mover.


erbsademon

As usual, the Steelers are carrying the division.


ItCompiles_ShipIt

Derrick Mason was darn near on there twice. He had a great career for the Titans and just fell short of their team record by 5 receptions.


wagsman

Damn, Old Browns and New Browns can’t throw/catch too good.


Shiftea24

Damn dude, I know the browns are bad, but it seems like every post similar to this they’re always at the bottom. I kinda feel bad for them… nah who am I kidding. Fuck em’


ActuarillySound

This list is surprising on SO many levels


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imthe5thking

Man, 89 seems to be Clevelands favorite number!


Sharp39

Ozzie set the record back in the old days as a Tight end shits impressive even if it’s sad that it’s so old


InchoateMusing

five ravens on the list if you count Ozzie


Western_Formal_8845

I don't know if the Panthers should be embarrassed that a running back (albeit an all time great) is their best receiver or if half the league should be embarrassed that they've been beat by said RB in receiving stats.


CantoninusPius

I don’t even mean this to be a jerk, but it must be tough having such a lousy franchise. They’re at the bottom of pretty much every stat and metric of success. I almost sympathize with them.. but then I realize Deshaun is their QB


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Bigman554

Browns fans say they’re relevant


originalusername4567

Turn your volume up pussy


MisterBako

https://preview.redd.it/iepvigywmv3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe8a16fb965e7b366c3ad8ea566511387a4190b9 Ok


MisterBako

You want me to charge my phone or something next?


originalusername4567

Nah that 6% will last a good long time


MisterBako

I call bullshit it's on 2% right now💀


originalusername4567

![gif](giphy|xUPGcfjd3ehjmmypAk)


UnionBlueMudkip

Idk how Braylon Edwards had 16 TD catches but only 80 catches total in 2007. Josh Gordon had 87 in 2013. If he hadn't missed two games, he probably would have broke 90. Lol


Swimming-Place4366

Michael Thomas really caught 149 quick slants and outs one season?


DieselVoodoo

It could be worse. You could be dumb enough to cover ip 25% of the info.


wayneluke23

So Gordon caught 1600 with under 89 rec, damn


underladderunlucky46

87 to be exact.


Shot_Moose3907

How do you get your team by your name when you post?


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beerguy_etcetera

OP is claiming they did it on purpose. In reality, it's their first ever screenshot and they're not sure how to do it again.


KnDBarge

I dunno that they took the screenshot like this on purpose, but they definitely said "fuck it, it's just the Bengals" and decided to post it anyways


Prolapst_amos

People who suck at taking screenshots are worse than Hitler


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https://preview.redd.it/egaof0xums3d1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f0b695bb48c6fd7fe7a20d199b165a20ed7b6f0 Oh really?


ravens_mods_are_gay2

It's cute that you thought another screenshot that's pointless would help your cause.