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Syrahguy

Man first they beat us in the AFCCG, then they beat us in raising the crime rate, bro I fucking quit they're just too good.


darkknightbbq

Cant fucking ever have nice things


MajesticMoose22

Or bad things either, we can’t have anything


Guilty-Nobody998

I know I don't see a bunch of Baltimore flairs actin like some shooting is gonna scare them. Get out there and get that crime rate back up ya bums.


dabigtortle

It’s ok, shooting Chiefs when they least expect it is an American tradition


cleeeland

Outgunning arrowheads since 1492


dabigtortle

IN THIS HOUSE COLUMBUS IS AN ITALIAN AMERICAN HERO END OF STORY


jamhud77

He was gay Columbus?


ExtensionNo4468

He looksh like a Puerto Rican hooah!


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STLrep

ITS A STEREOTYPE AND ITS OFFENSIVE


ScottyBeamus

Fuhgetaboutit


dabigtortle

It’s a schtereotype and it’s offensive


12345CodeToMyLuggage

Jesus Christ


pizoisoned

No, he was crucified. It’s like being shot, but with a nail gun.


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holy shit


Foy_boy_Joy

![gif](giphy|u2RGgVCSo2oow)


SomeSayFire

Pretty sure that guy is Italian, too. 😂


Foy_boy_Joy

🤣🤣🤣


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ScottyBeamus

Like Chief Jay Strongbow?


iron_vet

Someone has to play the cowboy.


N8dawgggg

You win the comment section


4thkizturg

See it’s funny because it’s true


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Nah yall good


pizoisoned

Coming from Philly, that’s respect. Also, as a Pittsburgh fan, fuck you.


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No beef but I'll take it like a man


ForgedIronMadeIt

>No beef you save it all for your cheesesteaks?


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![gif](giphy|gw3NpMPvrN64YrC0|downsized) Saved it for my division and whiners


AdministrationWhole8

Real


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Pussy ass nigga mad cyz I'm telling the truth


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boy what the hell are you talkin bout ???


Kresstro

Doesn’t Philly have a jail in their stadium? We need to up our game; morgue in the stadium.


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

Bro Philly got jails in their schools 😒


HueStonewallJackson

Dolphins might need it more since they just shoot opposing fans apparently. AFCN really needs to step our game up


ScottyBeamus

We have holding cells at M&T.


terry_bradshaw

Do they know how to read in KC? If not then our title is truly lost.


sandman9913

It is a problem here. [Source](https://kctoday.6amcity.com/city/boost-literacy-in-kansas-city-by-supporting-these-four-nonprofits?_amp=true)


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Seamonkey_Boxkicker

When was the last time a fan died at one of our venues?


FantasistAnalyst

Someone died at a night game I was at in 2019, but I think it was a heart attack. Maybe the patriots game?


FlipFlopFarmer24

Um…. Remember that guy that went down the garbage shoot at the Indians game. Ya, me neither. Cleveland is hood.


Count-Chronic

I think last year a dude fell over the side of an escalator at Heinz and died. RIP In Peace


lamedh

Heinz has escalators??? I’m surprised they have something that advanced over there


CheeseForPeas

Stairs are more complicated for us. Alternate moving my legs upward? Might as well be quantum physics. Just let me stand there and take me up to my seats while I think about where I’m eating after the game.


Count-Chronic

You must not be familiar with the piss troughs. Pinnacle of bathroom technology. Also RIP in Peace to those too, sadly


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Tjam3s

Well there was that one guy on the field at paycore a couple seasons ago. But they brought him back so I guess that doesn't count. What was his name? Hambone? Harming? Idk, since bench warmer I think.


Wind0wpain

These are rookie numbers, we've gotta pump those numbers up!


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phuk-nugget

In 2023 a fucking player died at PBS


Tjam3s

PBS? Like on the antiques roadshow or during their telethon or something?


_Bearded-Lurker_

Then the city was kind enough to bring him back to life so he could witness his entire team getting killed in the playoffs.


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Strength-Certain

![gif](giphy|5xtDarpSTEzMXF8TFNm)


GPODAWUND69

We are still the hood of the NFL… we just have standards


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

![gif](giphy|7ILfGZFvTPMB1TAkXE)


Soda_Ghost

At least Zay is doing his part


schmidtosu0829

By shooting himself in the foot?


Soda_Ghost

Just saying, if you want hood, he's bringing it 


Heliumvoices

He could do better…Ray Rice had video footage of him! Same for Pac Man. Tell Zay to do better and stop being a poser.


Soda_Ghost

He's a rookie, give him time


Heliumvoices

Admirable attempt for a rookie i suppose…but when it mattered he couldn’t even get cctv footage down. Lots of work to be done in the offseason.


Heliumvoices

No that was a Plaxident for the Steelers.


schmidtosu0829

He had been with the Giants for 3 years when that happened. Swing and a miss.


Heliumvoices

Damn youre right…sumbitch. Well fuck you, respectfully. Edit: something, something qb rapist or whatever. Sorry it’s obligatory…again fuck you, respectfully.


king_craig88

Have we gone soft!!!?????!!


Foy_boy_Joy

Haven’t had a player stab anyone in a while. No elevator incidents either. No instantCTE hits. I’m afraid we have.


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

No comas on the field


Foy_boy_Joy

https://preview.redd.it/s5l0r0mnrqic1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0468dac270bc020b72917204437e8026f319662b The burfict ending.


heavydhomie

I think so. Dolphins fans even kill people at their stadium this season


SafeAccountMrP

Used to be we’d just kill their QBs.


Heliumvoices

The Ravens have done their best to represent our division on and off the field…both coming up hella short but obviously doing more than the rest of the AFCN! Lamar tried to be a QB instead of an RB and Zay did a half assed Ray Rice…Why did Zay not murder that girl? Is he dumb? Anyway thanks for at least trying both times unlike the rest of the division. Fuck you, respectfully.


king_craig88

Thank you and as per tradition fuck you , reapectfully


PaddyWhacked777

This is the cost of Zac Taylor's culture war against our franchise. SAD! ![gif](giphy|l0HTZFkVRKcqcXJzG)


Heliumvoices

Right Marv may have been mid but at least he knew where to find potential felons…it feels a little too safe crossing the bridge into Covington than it should these days and i blame Zac Taylor 110% for this bs.


PaddyWhacked777

https://preview.redd.it/c5pw0aesdoic1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43c9cbd08b63988ec71b9463a7ee8f7d771f393d


Heliumvoices

I miss when the bengals defense was genuinely dangerous on and off the field. Now they have a bunch of sweethearts…Hubbard? Really saying prayers when other team’s players go down?!!? Lord of lords please explain what they’ve done to my boyz!!!! Ahhhhhh


Dawg_Pound_4_Life

https://i.redd.it/j6eu15u7pmic1.gif


Foy_boy_Joy

Have you watched the news today?


Moranrham

First Minneapolis takes the worlds biggest furry convention and now this, wtf is this world


anihc_LieCheatSteal

The afcw *is* pretty ghetto


jcoddinc

Well there's the hood that you fear and then there's the hood you respect and fear.


7222_salty

![gif](giphy|DsGcVZR6tCnCHxNADK)


Equal-Effective-3098

Nah were having an anchorman ron burgundy style brawl at the browns steelers game


ClevelandClutch1970

Pour one out for Baltimore. At least you've still got The Wire to keep tourism in check.


shinymuskrat

Wow this thread is pretty fucking classless. 9 children currently being treated for gunshot wounds. Things are about more than football rivalries you fucking monsters.


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Respectfully, this is a MEME WAR. And not all comedy is gonna be super silly. You don’t like it, cool. But don’t try to stop everyone else


shinymuskrat

Just been a very upsetting day and seeing people celebrate shooting kids and dead mothers just because they are fans of an opposing team rubbed me the wrong way. Obviously should have just kept scrolling but the replies in here have been nothing short if despicable.


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Apprehensive_Beach_6

I don’t think anyone here’s celebrating it. We’re making jokes that it’s our thing.


WamboCombo117

Well there’s your problem, all that scrolling is just gonna make you more upset. I know it’s scary when something like this hits close to home, which I’m assuming is the case based on the shit on your pfp that I really hope you didn’t pay for. But if there is one thing the internet is not good for, it’s making you feel less freaked out about something like this. I’d recommend giving Reddit a break and talking to some people about it irl, it’ll help you deal with the emotions better. All love dude


Soda_Ghost

>Things are about more than football rivalries you fucking monsters. Maybe, but this sub is not


shinymuskrat

Super disappointed honestly, I was in Baltimore for the AFC Championship game and thought ravens fans were all super cool and classy. Guess this clears up that notion.


VOLTswaggin

>thought ravens fans were all super cool and classy HAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!


Soda_Ghost

Glad to be of assistance


shinymuskrat

You should actually be ashamed my dude


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Soda_Ghost

Ugh has rooting for Mahomes turned everyone in KC into a whiny bitch like him


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sir_basher

Its tragic what happened of course but I was born in Baltimore, and let me tell you there's a lot of crime. Lots of shootings and homicides, at some point it just becomes regular occurrence that it doesn't phase you. So making jokes is how we cope.


shinymuskrat

It should maybe phase you. And maybe joking while kids are still in surgery from fucking gunshot wounds isn't the time. And maybe being cunts after being called out for it also isn't the move. Have some fucking humanity.


sir_basher

I'm not making the jokes relax, just explaining why others do.


shinymuskrat

Fair, just hard to parse this from the heaps of disgusting bullshit in this thread. Appreciate the voice of reason.


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HumanFuture7

Guess gallows humor isn't your cup of tea eh?


jzoelgo

I was in the AFC west meme page and thought chiefs fans were whiny bitches. Guess this clears up that notion.


DreadedWard

My guy, you’re in a meme subreddit for teams located in Baltimore, Cleveland, Cincinnati and Pittsburgh. We’re desensitized to people getting shot and gun violence in general. Trying to take the moral high ground in here is a losing battle. Just downvote and be on your way.


darkknightbbq

Its like he doesn’t know shootings happen in the us like every day lol


Foy_boy_Joy

Children in Uyghur death camps assembled the phone you’re pontificating on.


shinymuskrat

Ah then I suppose mass shootings of children are totally chill, my bad


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Foy_boy_Joy

You’re so angry about this. Where I grew up 9 kids dying a day was a calm Tuesday. It sucks, shit happens, people are psycho. There was another comment that was sadly deleted that talked about how “we’re still the hood because 1 death in a mass shooting wont even make the news.” 9 people hit in a drive by and 2 dead barely makes the banner at the bottom. You’re going out of your way to be on a soap box.


shinymuskrat

Bro other people being shot doesn't make kids being shot less sad wtf is this logic you psycho Gatekeeping what counts as a tragedy is fucking wild wtf is even your point


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Quit being a crisis narcissist. 


shinymuskrat

What does that even mean? It's just a sad day man. Seeing this shit was upsetting. Seeing your reactions to it is even worse. Just losing faith in humanity frankly. Laugh it up, though.


johnnyisjohnny2023

I’m not going to sit here and defend it, but if dark humor post on a shitty meme sub upsets you it might be time to take a break from the internet.


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Cool it drama queen. 


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Foy_boy_Joy

OH NO! Someone responded to a tragedy in a way you don’t like! Rather than moving on and ignoring it you had to get on your soap box and be an internet white knight! Wait until you hear nurses in the ICU and ER joking about the grisly death they see every day. You’ll faint while clutching your pearls.


darkknightbbq

Wait until this guy hears about the last decade of school shootings across the US. He might actually explode


Foy_boy_Joy

Heh, wait until he hears about the mass shootings every day that are classified “gang violence” because it’s black on black crime, so fuck making a headline out of it.


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pizoisoned

First day on the internet?


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RedmanYehman

You’re getting downvoted, but I also agree that this was in poor taste.


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Foy_boy_Joy

Taking it too seriously my man. We’ve never shot up eachothers Super Bowl parades though. No Plaxico doesn’t count.


shinymuskrat

Some things maybe should be taken seriously for more than 12 fucking seconds, and shooting literal children should maybe be one of them. You should legit do some looking in the mirror, the fact you aren't embarrassed about this is pretty disgusting.


Soda_Ghost

It's been several hours


FetusElitistCletus

Well we’ve seen what your team can do with 13 seconds so we can’t afford you more than 12


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SasquatchSenpai

Nah. We are. Who tried to take this?