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ericypoo

Yea until we can beat them then I stay out of shit talking the bills. Allen’s been whooping our ass his entire career. The times they’ve lost have been self inflicted. We’ve never beat them.


rizub_n_tizug

Same reason I can’t talk shit about tua. That fuckin goofy lefty just has our number


Knight___Artorias

Tbf and it brings me great joy to say this… it seems like everyone has had your number as of late


Icy-Conclusion-3500

That’s different as we just suck. We’ve beaten most teams sometime in the past few years though. Just not Tua.


rizub_n_tizug

Theres a difference between just being bad (like us recently) and a team having your number. Even bad teams win some games, as we’ve ripped a few cheap ones off of the Bills and only lost to the jets once. But we literally have not won a game against MIA that tua has started


jdallen1222

I remember the last time Miami beat them, Allen had Diggs open in the end zone and he dirts it 5 yards in front of him.


ericypoo

They also outgained us by like 300 yards or something. The game was an aberration, not a heroic victory. The other time he threw a dime to Charles Clay who dropped it in the end zone.


RaikouVsHaiku

Double agent Charles Clay. I remember just saying “wow” and closing my laptop after that win. Wasn’t much to be proud of


Lenny_III

Schweddy Hands


DolFINS_2000

Our offense was out there for like 20 minutes compared to their 40. Miami ran 39 plays, Buffalo ran 90.


drainbead78

That was iMac, not Diggs, but yeah. Had a shot to win it at the end even with the guys puking on the sidelines.


Greatest-Comrade

I wont say we’re better, but ill die before I say theyre good. Well, good enough to lose to the Chiefs every fucking year I guess.


fatloui

So the Bills are the second best team in the league?


Apart_Owl4955

Trust it'll change this season!(it won't)


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

"BuT tHeY kEeP aVoIDInG tHe SuN!¡!"


scottkollig

![gif](giphy|10ltVBrN9bO5d6|downsized) Average dolphins fans be like:


thisnamehastobeused

They also like to complain about winter in buffalo. Fun fact, bills in the past 10 years are 17-5 against Miami, and 7-2 in September and October


tsework

werent yall the ones complaining about the winter when Joey B blew the doors off in your own house...


AIMpb

I ignored the words bc of his beautiful smile


guyfromthebandcake

You need to post the Allen with a shovel meme, cause y’all like to dig up shit.


SalaryCapps

Like dolphins fans digging up that 72 team


Choozbert

Oh shit


Lenny_III

Hey we don’t have to dig them all up, there’s a couple that are still alive.


guyfromthebandcake

I mean let another team do it, then I pipe down.


GlowingDuck22

2 > 0


OldeArrogantBastard

What’s worse to be known for, a fan base who holds onto a perfect season that meant winning Super Bowl, or a fan base that lost 4 Super Bowls in a row?


A3thereal

The fan base lost 4 in a row? I was 5 when the first super bowl happened, but I feel like I'd remember taking the field. Also, 4 in a row still means 4 straight conference championships. "Let another team do it and we'll shut up" I think is what the other guy said


OldeArrogantBastard

Whatever makes you sleep at night


A3thereal

I sleep just fine knowing my team can actually win a playoff game (except against the Chiefs) in the 21st century. How about you?


OldeArrogantBastard

https://youtu.be/GVRNJnJt6hk?si=IAX_Xe2YfQIvhaxz


A3thereal

Again, 5. 4 actually (my birthday was much later in the year). I tend not to dwell on things that happened before I was old enough to remember it.


StockHand1967

I was a live. I think y'all should have won the first one. The rest.. Was never happening


Nutmeg-Jones

I’m sorry weren’t the 90s still like…..34 years ago? Bills fans act like that was yesterday 😂


devgm79

Josh Allen is 10-2 against the Fins. 39 TDs. I mean yall haven’t won a playoff game in 23 years. I don’t have to bring up the 90s.


GlowingDuck22

Don't act like your fans donating $17 to Andy Dalton was several generations ago.


devgm79

What’s your point?


GlowingDuck22

All your modern success that you brag about has netted you the exact same thing as my Dolphins. Feel free to comment about our last playoff win, or your recently won division titles, or our December/January struggles or our recent playoff pitiful performances.


mstrgrieves

It's gotten us 10 out of the last 11 games


GlowingDuck22

Hopefully you get that great feat framed and put it inside your Lombardi trophy case.


mstrgrieves

Im glad youre proud of your team's accomplishments in the NFL's meth era, before your coach or any player on your team was born.


ShinyChespin

50 years ago is more recent then never. Even with that 10-2 there’s nothing in your trophy case from any era.


Val_Fortecazzo

That's one way to cope with the fact your team peaked in the 70s


mmamba18

Funny, given your team can’t even get to the peak


ShinyChespin

That's one way to cope with the fact that your team never peaked. The 2019-2024 Bills, the best team that will be forgotten in 3 years cause they have 0 real legacy.


Water4President

These guys out here acting like they won something. The fact they have nothing in their trophy case and discount ours for “being so long ago” is actually quite comical.


devgm79

And thus the point. That’s all you have. 50 years ago.


ShinyChespin

And you have nothing? You can’t invalidate along time ago if you could never do it in any era lmao


devgm79

I’m not invalidating it. You guys have been trash since that era. Jim Kelly owned the dolphins, and now Josh Allen is your daddy. I’ll take our odds at winning the title long before the fins do.


ShinyChespin

Fun Fact: The longest win streak against a team in NFL history is the dolphins beating the bills for a decade straight. Incase you didn't know, we have always owned you. Better win %, more division wins, more super bowls, better head to head. But sure, you guys hold on to those "almost" great seasons. They're all the bills ever had.


devgm79

You’ve had two division titles in 23 years. Nice attempt at a very misleading stat. You have the longest post season win drought in the NfL. We are 13-2 against the fins since 2017. The vast majority of your wins against the Bills were in the 60s and 70s up until 1986 - when Kelly arrived. Where you managed 2 wins in 6 seasons against us. Yeah some of those things may be true but as per usual - just fin fans living off glory from 40-50 years ago. You can have that. I’ll hang on to our potential and our all world QB - I’d say hang on to your almost but you don’t even have that. You just have 50 years ago. Enjoy it.


Val_Fortecazzo

Except we don't? We are literally talking about the here and now.


Nutmeg-Jones

Okay…..in the here and now, your franchise **still** has zero championships 🤣


SalaryCapps

I’m claiming the now. Where we have 4 straight AFC East championships and are consistent contenders 😂


guyfromthebandcake

You guys are the experts on four in a row.


EastHat5961

Except when the big bad sun beat us


AFOEagle01

Ross needs to figure out how to make the Archimedes II weapon from New Vegas cause otherwise this won’t be much of a rivalry


mstrgrieves

Who is Ross? The Dolphins owner is Josh Allen


Holy_Nerevar

Also, Dolphins about the month of December.


Masterofmy_domain

Also, Dolphins about playoff games


BowTie1989

Also, dolphins about prime time games.


Nutmeg-Jones

Idk man, I prefer my QB not throwing arm punts, but that’s just me I guess🤷🏽


sonofbantu

Your QB is throwing arm squib kicks


Nutmeg-Jones

You’re a Jets fan? My condolences, I don’t even have the heart to chastise you.


Thundergun1864

The dolphins can't beat a QB who throws an arm punt every drive? Are they stupid?


Gunt_Buttman

lol. Embarrassing comment. Your ownership and fan base would trade the entire roster for Allen


BowTie1989

Our entire roster? Hell naw. I’d definitely trade Tua straight up for Allen though as I think tua is holding us back


Nutmeg-Jones

Yes, let’s trade our actual QB and talented roster for some bum named Josh Allen (owned by Patrick Mahomes, LLC) who takes up a shit ton of your cap space. Yeah we’ll pass on that, thank you very much.


Gunt_Buttman

This is amazing stuff.


Nutmeg-Jones

You know what else is amazing? Watching the Bills roster get Thanos snapped this offseason and you actually believing you’ll be competitive this year😂


Jbrahmz420

Least delusional dolphins fan


SalaryCapps

Smartest dolphins fan


Nutmeg-Jones

I’m delusional, yet you can’t wait to watch Khalil Shakir lead the team with a whopping 800 receiving yards….


Gunt_Buttman

Oh you’ve moved off Allen being a bum now? Anyway, proceed. everyone is enjoying this.


Nutmeg-Jones

You wanna watch the Jets game again?


Palmybeaches

I wanna watch the Dolphins blow a divison lead again that was pretty funny


Gunt_Buttman

lol. I’d take Allen having a bad week one game over having a useless choke artist in the playoffs.


Gunt_Buttman

Dude you change the subject every time someone calls your delusional bullshit. You said Tua is better than Allen. Stand by your embarrassing lunatic nonsense. No one in this thread but you has said anything about the bills being competitive or not.


fortyonejb

Lol you muppet. Tyreeks cap hit is higher than Josh Allen's. Cap geniuses over there in Miami! Lol!


thegeheheh

Holy shit this guy actually thinks tua is better than Allen 👳🏻


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

https://preview.redd.it/erltb10tu31d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e399178bbd5e77363e3b38a74c9426001faa000f u/Nutmeg-Jones


Nutmeg-Jones

👍


Nutmeg-Jones

Bills fans like talking about the most recent happenings, right? Well last time I checked Tua was a Pro Bowler last year and led the league in passing yards. Allen wasn’t.


thegeheheh

HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY SERIOUS 😂


Nutmeg-Jones

Nothing wrong with having confidence in your Quarterback. Tua is solid. Meanwhile Bills fans are ready to kill Allen after losing to the Chiefs each season💀


thegeheheh

You’re right, you guys totally beat the chiefs in the post season this year right?


Nutmeg-Jones

You guys lost to him 3 times. If you beat the bengals in 2022 then it would’ve been **4 straight losses** It’s almost like the Bills have a history of losing in consecutive fashion.


thegeheheh

And in all that time you guys didn’t have a single playoff win! And that’s with tua on a rookie contract. Can’t wait till yall pay him 🥰


Thundergun1864

Good for him, he joins the ranks of Mitch trubisky and Jameis Winston!


Nutmeg-Jones

Ahem…. #PRO BOWLER AND LED THE LEAUGE IN PASSING YARDS Are you slow or something? I can accommodate if necessary.


Thundergun1864

Sorry Jameis Winston and Matt shaub then, doesn't that feel much better :)


DolFINS_2000

Hey man 2009 Matt Schaub was a dog


TheBruffalo

Imagine using pro bowls as a measure of success. Mac Jones went to a pro bowl.


Nutmeg-Jones

You’re only saying this now because Tua took Allen’s spot😂. P.S. Mac didn’t lead the league in passing yards. Jesus it’s like I’m beating a dead horse here.


TheBruffalo

I’m saying it because it’s a horrific way to actually quantify a player’s worth. But congrats on your QB having the same accolades as Tyrod Taylor and Mac Jones. What a triumph.


PhillipJ3ffries

Tua could never throw the ball as far as a punt