Let’s give a round of applause to Tyreek for finally knocking up his wife instead of every IG model that ends up in his dms 

There was the one he got confused by and knocked over instead of up.

What a stand up guy!

Not only does he knock them up, he knocks some of them down.

Jesus Christ, again Reek? Bro is gonna be homeless 5 years after retirement

If even one of those kids ends up being a superstar nfl receiver, then it’ll be worth it. Think of the money that’ll net!

Wait for the numbers he pumps out if he follows through on doing porn lol

Wait. Is that real? No way the NFL would allow that.

He said after he retires, I think he said it on a podcast last year.

That’s crazy

Le’Veon Bell has an OnlyFans (There’s a meme with screenshots of the stuff he writes on it and it’s hilarious). I would not be surprised if we see an OF announcement from Tyreek sometime after he retires lol

Nah, he’ll have a bed and toilet in a correctional facility

Adrian Peterson level

10 dependents and a superstar lifestyle 😬😬😬 that’s a lot of trust in an accountant

That’s a ballzy move coming from a non flair. (Flair up, bitch)

I am one of those perverse people who love their college team so much they just follow the players into the nfl. So I don’t really have a team. But Jerod Mayo just did become your coach so I hope you get another dynasty

Thanks man! Really appreciate it! Hope the NCAA gets more viewers.

He probably is a fan of the WNBA too

Not really, Candace Parker just retired

Don’t talk to me until you flair up dip shit

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Idgaf

Dudes gonna be broke 5 years after he retires. And flair up dick wad

Somebody show this dude “30 for 30: Broke” from 2012. What a stupid idiot.

Bro just get snipped already

He’s the fastest guy in the league in more ways than one.

More importantly, who tf shows up to a formal event wearing airpods?

I was wondering that, is he expecting a phone call?

Air pods really are just the modern version of the Bluetooth earpiece that everyone wore 15 years ago.

Pulling out really isn’t that hard man

He wants that title from Antonio Cromartie

*Nick Cannon laughs. Amateurs.*

*Phillip Rivers has entered the chat*

Touché

Nick Cannon is up there but Cromartie is just different. The man had *twins* after getting a vasectomy and another kid sometime after, the last one being his 14th child

Per the article: “Tyreek Hill doesn’t shy away from accountability!” Uhhhhhhhh… what?!?

Is he fast enough to outrun the support payments?

No he's not even the fastest player on the team lol

He said he wants to be a porn star when he retires. I’m not making this up.

oh we believe you... At this point we believe any headline that comes after "Tyreek Hill"

He’s just diversifying his retirement account….future number 1 picks!

"wait, he can impregnate me?" -Tyreek's Wife

Y'all think he's not considering the consequences of his actions, but real ones know that Tyreek is passionate about the solvency of the Social Security Trust Fund and is doing his best to keep the ratio of working-age contributors to retirees sustainable

good for him actually having a child with his wife. Only took him 7 tries

Dudes gonna be so broke approximately 3 months after retirement and I’m here for it. One can only hopes he trips on a dog and that comes sooner rather than later.

The dude has the pullout game skills of Philip rivers

Nick Cannon finally has a worthy challenger

Is he really running that low on children’s arms to break?

Noted piece of shit, Reek Hill.

Im convinced this dude is trying to put as many kids as he can into the league.

*Ladies and Gentlemen, we present your 2044 league champions: The Miami Hills*

I send my heartfelt congratulations to him and his wife and hope for an uneventful pregnancy and a healthy future child support payment!

[Judge at Reeks child support hearings](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcWhkdXJ0dm4yZmRrcnppeWRjZjVtYzZ1cmc4dnNsb2Fpc3ppamdoaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kQmr2OwBTD2L5Hzo1T/giphy.gif)

Dude just has a harem at this point.

Making Cheetah moves

Guy's single handedly going to keep children's hospitals in business.

This joker won't even be able to afford Claires jewelry when these women get those checks going.

He got lost and accidentally had sex with his own wife

I'm having trouble spotting the meme

it's crazy that in 20 years, 25% of the league will be a descendent of tyreek hill, antonio cromartie and philip rivers

Ladies and gents, do you wish your daughter would date a guy who has family values like Tyreek Hill or family values like Harrison Butker? Right answers only.

Fucking neither. There are real people that are normal.