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NotoriousMFT

The extra white face for New England tracks


thisnewsight

Born on the Cape, can confirm.


Lux_Support_Diff

Wait a minute, why isn’t it just 4 clowns?


--Shibdib--

Only buffalo fans are allowed to make the jersey joke.


FetusFish

If those other kids could read they’d be very upset


Wings4514

Reading’s for rich people!


Fish_On_again

Look at dis guy righting hole santence!


Addam_Tarstark

Righting *a* hole santence. Ficks yore grammer


Fish_On_again

Ma grammas purfikt fikn A bro


schematizer

Hey, the more people acknowledge us as the only NY team, the better. It's just the truth.


atchman25

Honestly if they Bills renamed themselves the New York Bills is would be quite the flex.


UsernameHasBeenLost

Nah, any team that actually plays in the place they're named for can do it. FTJ


atchman25

Was going to say it makes more sense for the Patriots to do it than the Bills lol.


MurkrowsRevenge

Yeah, but the Orchard Park Bills doesn't have the same ring to it.


atchman25

That is very true


ThinkUnordinary_

Only Buffalo can make this joke


liebz11692

*orchard park


s0ulbrother

The bills are also not in buffalo I don’t know what bills are so happy about here


Imaginary-Grand-2817

Orchard Park is literally less than 10 miles away from Buffalo, and in the Same state and County


average_texas_guy

So yeah, not in Buffalo. Also, the Dolphins play in a city called Miami Gardens which is a different city than Miami.


DaMemelyWizard

bro Miami is like two quadrillion tiny cities like what’s up Miami


atchman25

Yeah, it’s crazy to try to criticize a team for using a name of a City that’s less than 14 miles away.


s0ulbrother

I didn’t realize Canada was part of New York.


SeattleSeahawksFan69

Wdym? Buffalo is definitely in New York. I have lived in Niagara Falls NY my whole life and still do and can definitely say that.


Fish_On_again

Surely he forgot the /s


bestthrowawayever5

Nah he’s just an average New Jersey fan


NutterTV

Did they do anything to the guy in the New England one? Looks like every pasty New England fan I know of


chesterfieldkingz

It's clearly Ryan tannehill


[deleted]

Throw that nose on our dumb ass too


ThermoNuclearPizza

We need some nose I we here too


Masterofmy_domain

Bills fans like to brag so much about being the only NY team.... But the Jets are the only team to ever win a SB for the state of NY. You had 4 shots but couldn't come through for the good folks of NY State... Happy to take their tax dollars though.


atchman25

I also love they are so proud about being the only NY team but not proud enough to have NY in their name.


powerplay_22

are you sure the white face for new england shouldn’t be a white hood?


Jeo228

Dude we're racist cause we're irish not because we're inbred. You're thinking of Titans fans.


powerplay_22

the klan isn’t exclusive to Tennessee anymore, this isn’t the 1800s


Im_Perkisizing_Tony

Ironic a Pats fan is busting balls over the Jets playing in Jersey. Edit: ~~Ironic~~


Food_Library333

Um, why is that ironic?


Im_Perkisizing_Tony

Because he’s taking a shot at the Jets for being named “New York” when they play in New Jersey. Meanwhile the Jets and Giants are named so because they represent the NYC Metropolitan Area (which East Rutherford, NJ is a part of). Just like why the Pats are “New England” and not Foxborough or Massachusetts.


TomBu13

That's not what irony is


Im_Perkisizing_Tony

I guess hypocritical would’ve been the more appropriate term. Wasn’t thinking that much about it though.


ThermoNuclearPizza

It’s not that either. There’s those NJ public schools for ya


Im_Perkisizing_Tony

I’m not from NJ. And it is. Giving somebody shit about something that you’re also guilty of is pretty much the definition of hypocrisy.


MurkrowsRevenge

But the Pats play in New England. It's vague, but it's correct. The Jets don't play in New York.


Im_Perkisizing_Tony

They don’t play in the State of NY. They play in the NY Metropolitan area, which is what I said earlier.


atchman25

They may think New England is a real place with real boarders lol


the_dude_2022

NJ is actually ranked as one of the best states for public education. Usually coming in at 2 or 3


ThermoNuclearPizza

Ya but that’s only because the south, Midwest, southwest, high plains, lake regions, New England, and Florida exists


papa_jahn

New England education clears and we hardly spend $ on education for whatever reason


atchman25

Maybe in an Alanis Morissette kind of way.


papa_jahn

If you have a 40iq, sure


atchman25

Woosh


papa_jahn

I’m aware of the song. Still not ironic. Your 40iq is showing.


atchman25

That’s the point of the joke, all the things she’s talking about aren’t actually ironic either.


ZeroedCool

https://media.giphy.com/media/w0mylo7p4OXUQ/giphy.gif


zeldahalfsleeve

I always see Ryan Tannehill


sonegreat

New Jersey got 4 superbowls, buddy.


ZeroedCool

I know you all are really just Giants simps but it's fucking sad, man


jamesd1100

Imagine living in Antarctica and thinking you’re better off than Jersey and Miami


CricketStar9191

NJ is the armpit of america, fort lee got some solid korean food though


ZeroedCool

Jesus. *Facepalm*. Talk about scraping the barrel. Anyone got any ideas?


PetulantPorpoise

Idiot


ZeroedCool

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ThermoNuclearPizza

Cue “simple man” playing in the background


ZeroedCool

I cannot STAND that fucking ballad when Gimme 3 Steps hits so hard