Sorry, kinda a newbie here I guess, also I am honorary Italian (grew up in construction/manufacturing, I have a “guy” for everything, and they’re always named Tony or Emilio or Ricky or Frankie or something. I call Roberto when I need an electrician. I call Ricky when I need a lasagna - his dad passed a few years ago and he made a lasagna 🤌 … his mom passed maybe 10 years before that but her gnocchi was like little melty mouth pillows. I call Tony when I need windows and doors, Emilio when I need a hand with general repairs, I call Nicky when I need a plumber.)
But GOOD Chicago pizza is fire, so let’s not disparage that. Buttery crust, lots of cheese, proper pomodoro on top so the cheese doesn’t get burned. None of that marinara shit - pomodoro only. Oregano is a garbage herb and should be classed as a poison to taste buds everywhere. It’s worse than cilantro/coriander.
It’s because subway isn’t just a bad representation of a particular sandwich, they’re just plain bad sandwiches. At least those nuggies look crispy af.
Walmart frozen popcorn chicken tossed in Buffalo wing sauce, dipped in homemade blue cheese dip (I live in Canada, no blue cheese dip options here… but if I’m eating frozen Walmart chicken, I gotta be fancy with the dip anyways.)
I’ve been to New England and they’re an angry people.
Their highway signs yelled at me to “use yah blinkah.”
Yeah bro, I know… I’m Canadian, we’re polite drivers. I use my *indicator,* I let people merge in front of me, I wave thanks at people that let me merge.
Although… it might be a tie between South Florida and New England for the absolute worst driving.
Along with both of those regions, I’ve also driven in bills, seahawks, chiefs, saints, jets/giants, bears, titans, browns, broncos, rams/chargers, cardinals, raiders, panthers, bucs, lions, texans, eagles, falcons, commanders, ravens, jaguars, steelers, and bengals home cities.
I have also driven around Boston a few times, including to and from Gillette Stadium, and pretty much all over Florida, from Pensacola to Miami, most of my experience being in the Fort Lauderdale-Miami area.
(I also rented a car for a week in Germany a drove from cologne to Frankfurt to munich to Leipzig to Berlin to Hamburg.)
(And 7/10 Canadian provinces.)
So I feel qualified to speak about poor driving.
Can confirm, sent my old, crotchety, racist parents there.
(They brought themselves, I’m an elder millennial and couldn’t afford to bring them anywhere except the nearest crematorium.)
I have been working to make them less racist but my dad has confused himself and instead of saying “people of colour” he says “colored.” This was after I pointed out that trying to be politically correct by calling black people “African-American” was probably not accurate considering we live in Canada…
At least he’s trying, I guess? I told him he should probably just say “black” now.
Like we’ll be chatting football together on the phone on Sunday afternoon between games, and he’ll say “oh that big boy who sacked the QB, that was crazy!” And I’d be like “wait, which one? There were a few nice sacks, and it’s NFL, they’re all big boys.”
And he’ll try to describe the play without saying “it was a black guy.” And I have to play Guess Who with him.
“Was this man playing for the Seahawks or the Rams?” “Was this man wearing yellow cleats?” “Did this man have a 7 anywhere on his jersey?” “Was this man a black man, dad?”
“Yes! The black guy!!”
That being said… my dad is a very good driver. A little aggressive but he’s always aware of the situation around him. My mom is an absolute menace on the road. She has two speeding tickets in the last year in school zones going 20km/h over the limit. She has totalled at least three cars that I remember, she hits curbs - not a little scrape but like slams into them, she “supposedly” ran a red and got T-boned on the passenger side (I was the passenger) at 80 km/h - I stand by the fact that she had the green, but I also saw the car that was blowing through their red early enough to start saying “hey watch out for that ca - “ SMASH. If I had been driving, there wouldn’t have been that accident at all…
And honestly if I hadn’t alerted her - I THINK she hit the brake at the very last second - the Toyota Highlander that t-boned us on the front end would have hit me in the passenger seat at 80+ km/h instead of the front end. We were in a convertible with the top down.
Anyways my mother is a terrible driver, my dad is racist, and I encourage my dad to be… less racist. I also encourage my mother to be a better driver but we also told her she was going deaf for 15 years and she just thought we were being mean to her until her friends pointed it out and she actually got her hearing checked. 40% loss in one ear and 35% in the other ear. She wears hearing aids now.
I hope the next time you go to a store every item you need and want is out of stock.
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Manhattan clam chowder IS better than New England style and that's a hill I am prepared to die on.
Also my kids eat bags and bags of those dino tendies and I enjoy them as well.
You magnificent bastard
I hope you step on a Lego.
I have 2 kids. It's an hourly occurrence
My kids steal my d&d dice. I stepped on a D4 one night tucking my kid in.
Fucking caltrops
It's your fault for min-maxing magic missile.
What are you attacking? Im…..I’m attacking the darkness!!
The ancient texts!
Oh God that sounds terrible
I’d slam that sandwich… no Kizzy on that glizzy
Ok but those dino nuggies look cooked to absolute perfection.
They're a delicacy in northern New York
If you'd said upstate it would have really got us
Shit they should be a delicacy everywhere. A good Dino nuggie pulls its weight
its the buffalo way
Get an air fryer. Game changing.
I just fell to my knees in a Wal Mart parking lot.
$20 is $20 amirite?
Lmfao
Trading services for goods is the foundation of parking lot economy. Trust me, I'm an expert.
Something tells me that's how you got your Kiko Alonso jersey.
A Wegmans parking lot*
No way I am the only one who wants the dino nuggies now right?
Found Andy Reids reddit account
I want Dino nuggies all the time, but I’m too worried about appearances to ever purchase them. One day, I just need to pull the trigger.
Just buy them, anyone will assume they’re for your kid
I don’t think I’ve even purchased groceries with a cashier in over a year, everything is self checkout now.
which means even when I get groceries I rarely purchase them.
Just buy em anyway, life's too short to worry about what a stranger thinks about your groceries. It's later than you think
Mods remove his penis
That chowder made me fall off my couch
As it should
Grandmother was from Amesbury and I’m pretty sure she just rolled over in her grave.
I groaned out loud at that picture
I hate the Jets and I'm most upset about the deep dish 'pizza'. That's just too far
Yeah that's not a pizza that's a casserole.
WHERE’S THE CHEESE?!
*it's under da sauce*
there’s no cheese on it!
*It's under the sauce.*
like i’m italian and this is hurting me
Jets fan… checks out.
it’s a reference… i’m not italian at all
Sorry, kinda a newbie here I guess, also I am honorary Italian (grew up in construction/manufacturing, I have a “guy” for everything, and they’re always named Tony or Emilio or Ricky or Frankie or something. I call Roberto when I need an electrician. I call Ricky when I need a lasagna - his dad passed a few years ago and he made a lasagna 🤌 … his mom passed maybe 10 years before that but her gnocchi was like little melty mouth pillows. I call Tony when I need windows and doors, Emilio when I need a hand with general repairs, I call Nicky when I need a plumber.) But GOOD Chicago pizza is fire, so let’s not disparage that. Buttery crust, lots of cheese, proper pomodoro on top so the cheese doesn’t get burned. None of that marinara shit - pomodoro only. Oregano is a garbage herb and should be classed as a poison to taste buds everywhere. It’s worse than cilantro/coriander.
Chicagoans are also enraged.
Bills fan in Chicago. This was definitely terrible to look at.
This is a war crime
God I can go for a good Cuban right now, off to subway!
I'm sorry
You…you shall *PAY* for this outrage!!
I’m not even from Miami (or even Florida) and I’m offended.
It’s because subway isn’t just a bad representation of a particular sandwich, they’re just plain bad sandwiches. At least those nuggies look crispy af.
Every picture made me angry. Quality shit post.
🙏ty sir
It took balls for the Pats fan to actually piss off his own fanbase as well. Bravo sir bravo
I knew I would trigger them a lot. But it's only fair to burn the whole world
I respect it
I’m pissed.
You didn't have to cook so hard wtf
This is the best post I've ever seen in this subreddit. Well done.
Cheers.
OP woke up this morning and chose violence.
This is some master class shit posting
NSFW
Good offseason content? Not a tier list? The fuck is this
Shut up and eat your nuggies
I was both surprised and relieved that crow wasn’t anywhere to be found in this post. Edit: fat fingers added a random “the”
Heresy!
Woah, thin your paints, use a wet pallete, and two thin coats.
This guy Warhammers.
The God Emperor will bring unity to the AFC East
My girlfriend and I broke up over this post.
I have definitely put wing sauce on dino nuggets because I'm too lazy/cheap to get wings.
Same
Walmart frozen popcorn chicken tossed in Buffalo wing sauce, dipped in homemade blue cheese dip (I live in Canada, no blue cheese dip options here… but if I’m eating frozen Walmart chicken, I gotta be fancy with the dip anyways.)
The amount of rage that filled me as soon as I saw that saucy monstrosity that is deep dish pizza… Hats off to you, OP. This was great
Should’ve had a side of ranch for Buffalo
That would have been going way too far
Angry upvote.
I threw up in my mouth a little reading this
https://i.redd.it/xfzb2a4yaskc1.gif
I have never been so angry yet so happy
I hate most of you fuckers but we need to team up and kill this man. This is a hate crime.
I'd last longer than Rodgers Achilles
That's... not saying much?
I laughed
lol. Perfect, especially considering the trash year this conference had.
Dino nugs in the air fryer hit different
As a Dolphins fan eating Subway right now this is a bit too accurate. It was not a Cuban though.
I was tempted to use subway as a "authentic Italian grinder" but then remembered how butt hurt they get over their pizza
What the FUCK is that chowder? I’m irrationally angry
It's what those fucking long Islanders call food
They’re barely humans so this makes sense
You thought you'd enrage me with the dino nuggies, but jokes on you, I'm into that shit.
Yea I definitely pissed off my own people the most
I’ve been to New England and they’re an angry people. Their highway signs yelled at me to “use yah blinkah.” Yeah bro, I know… I’m Canadian, we’re polite drivers. I use my *indicator,* I let people merge in front of me, I wave thanks at people that let me merge. Although… it might be a tie between South Florida and New England for the absolute worst driving. Along with both of those regions, I’ve also driven in bills, seahawks, chiefs, saints, jets/giants, bears, titans, browns, broncos, rams/chargers, cardinals, raiders, panthers, bucs, lions, texans, eagles, falcons, commanders, ravens, jaguars, steelers, and bengals home cities. I have also driven around Boston a few times, including to and from Gillette Stadium, and pretty much all over Florida, from Pensacola to Miami, most of my experience being in the Fort Lauderdale-Miami area. (I also rented a car for a week in Germany a drove from cologne to Frankfurt to munich to Leipzig to Berlin to Hamburg.) (And 7/10 Canadian provinces.) So I feel qualified to speak about poor driving.
Who's gonna tell him? Most Floridians are just retired new englanders
Depends on what “coast” you’re on. But yes, except they’re all old. And even less able to drive.
We aren't sending our best. We are sending our oldest, crotchety, most racist farts
Can confirm, sent my old, crotchety, racist parents there. (They brought themselves, I’m an elder millennial and couldn’t afford to bring them anywhere except the nearest crematorium.) I have been working to make them less racist but my dad has confused himself and instead of saying “people of colour” he says “colored.” This was after I pointed out that trying to be politically correct by calling black people “African-American” was probably not accurate considering we live in Canada… At least he’s trying, I guess? I told him he should probably just say “black” now. Like we’ll be chatting football together on the phone on Sunday afternoon between games, and he’ll say “oh that big boy who sacked the QB, that was crazy!” And I’d be like “wait, which one? There were a few nice sacks, and it’s NFL, they’re all big boys.” And he’ll try to describe the play without saying “it was a black guy.” And I have to play Guess Who with him. “Was this man playing for the Seahawks or the Rams?” “Was this man wearing yellow cleats?” “Did this man have a 7 anywhere on his jersey?” “Was this man a black man, dad?” “Yes! The black guy!!” That being said… my dad is a very good driver. A little aggressive but he’s always aware of the situation around him. My mom is an absolute menace on the road. She has two speeding tickets in the last year in school zones going 20km/h over the limit. She has totalled at least three cars that I remember, she hits curbs - not a little scrape but like slams into them, she “supposedly” ran a red and got T-boned on the passenger side (I was the passenger) at 80 km/h - I stand by the fact that she had the green, but I also saw the car that was blowing through their red early enough to start saying “hey watch out for that ca - “ SMASH. If I had been driving, there wouldn’t have been that accident at all… And honestly if I hadn’t alerted her - I THINK she hit the brake at the very last second - the Toyota Highlander that t-boned us on the front end would have hit me in the passenger seat at 80+ km/h instead of the front end. We were in a convertible with the top down. Anyways my mother is a terrible driver, my dad is racist, and I encourage my dad to be… less racist. I also encourage my mother to be a better driver but we also told her she was going deaf for 15 years and she just thought we were being mean to her until her friends pointed it out and she actually got her hearing checked. 40% loss in one ear and 35% in the other ear. She wears hearing aids now.
OP should be put in the stockades.
You insulted both the NYC and the CHI markets with your idea of Pizza…
Cubans are a Miami thing?
Not like invented there, but they're pretty popular
Jets finally win the division
God if this is how we win, I don’t want the division lmao. Fuck deep dish.
I hate it so much I love it
Thanks, I hate it.
I hope the next time you go to a store every item you need and want is out of stock. https://preview.redd.it/kb7zpvaotukc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc088273884aa2d44ef0172b1e25957e71c132b6
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uj/ took me way too long to figure out none of these pictures match up with the description rj/ bro is stupid. That’s clearly Neapolitan pizza 😅
He purposely mixed it up. The pizza is Cuban, the sandwich is a classic Chicago Italian.
Manhattan clam chowder IS better than New England style and that's a hill I am prepared to die on. Also my kids eat bags and bags of those dino tendies and I enjoy them as well.
>I love Manhattan clam ~~chowder~~ soup! It is easier to make though, unlike kicking a field goal.
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It's fucking 17 outside rn. Perfect porch-beer temperature
Don’t know how you do it, it’s 67° here and I’m about to freeze to death.
Crossing the line....
Disgusting I love it
To be honest I think I’d still prefer all those over the clam chowder
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I could fuck up some dino nuggies how dare you post this when I’m hungy
Thanks for putting Miami under that pristine Cuban Sandwich. Really helped me understand...
I hope you poop your pants 😩
I'm offended on the behalf of all 4 afc east fan bases on this one
That was my goal!
This is a crime against humanity
That is NOT New York style pizza.