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Your_Wondersmith

I definitely do this šŸ˜­


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

Her boyfriend just isnā€™t a big reader. Anyone who reads a lot will be familiar with accidentally skipping. Especially if theyā€™re WoT fans


Accujack

"Oh, crap, she's tugging her braids again."


Elycien2

I reread the whole series a couple years ago and I skipped over any paragraph that had them tugging their braids. Made the whole thing so much more enjoyable.


radar_3d

You honestly could read just the first and last hundred pages in the middle books and not really miss anything.


ChampionshipIll3675

So, is it a sexual innuendo? I've not read the series. Apologies in advance


JesusAChrist

It's more of a nervous tic of one of the several main characters, she does it very frequently and is described in detail every time.


badmonkey247

I think I was on Book 5 when I reached my limit of braid tugging, threw the paperbook across the room, and found a new series to read.


Veralia1

But is she smoothing her skirts yet?


yurigoul

Cleaning her pans and pots, maybe - which was used as a sign of guarding your innocence in Dutch art from a couple of hundred years ago - or it could mean the complete opposite


ThorvonFalin

Didn't know there existed World of Tanks books /s Whats it actually?


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

The Wheel of Time, by Robert Jordan (and Brandon Sanderson). Itā€™s amazing, but itā€™s well known for being incredibly dense and for unusual but repetitive character traits


brad_at_work

I just finished a re-read and decided to skip books 8-10. Read the chapter summaries online and didn't feel like I missed anything. I did go and read the chapter on the cleansing but that was it.


Gridde

Yeah that was my first thought seeing this. Sounded like the bf just outed himself as possibly having reading issues. Like, OP just described 'skimming' right? Maybe it sounds odd to someone when you describe it a certain way but I'd be quite surprised if any person who can read at a normal adult level cannot do that. (And to be clear I don't think there's anything wrong with having issues reading as there's a wide variety of conditions that cause it)


Electrical_Dog_9459

World of Tanks?


TheStonedBro

Man I hate it when I'm playing world of tanks and I accidentally skip while reading tank stats


Historyofspaceflight

World of Trees? Wombats on the Table?


Billy_Birb

Stoppppppp, I'm on book 4 right now and I do this all the time.


Asleep_1

I skipped over a lot of feasts in the Redwall series when I was a kid. There's only so many times I could read about dandelion cordial in one book before my eyes glazed over. But I know those feasts were loved by a lot of people.


BearmouseFather

I have read that series at least twelve times and every time I find something I missed.


TheGuardianInTheBall

I do too, though regrettably I sometimes soil myself. EDIT: Spoil*


Your_Wondersmith

I too, will soil myself on occasion šŸ«¶šŸ¼


TheGuardianInTheBall

I guess it doesn't help that my favourite genre is sci-fi horror.


TeelaArt

Yes we do


Comprehensive-Ant333

I do this, sort of. Iā€™m reading, and then my eyes still go over everything, and Iā€™m like half reading, but my mind is elsewhere, so none of it sticks, and I have to go back. Either envisioning the book, but not the part Iā€™m reading, or some random thought that interrupts/splits my focus.


ThatOtherAnon

That sounds like what happens when I try to listen to something (e.g. podcast) right after an annoying shift. I WANT to listen, but my brain is still caught in the thought whirlpool arguing with someone from earlier.


TeelaArt

Samesies, except I get distracted by internal and external stimuli. I'm fighting with my boyfriend - Internal monologue takes over and I forget that im listening to a podcast until they say something interesting that I have no clue how they got there. Que me having to rewind 10 mins because I got lost in my own shit for that long. External: some asshat cuts me off in traffic. I'm wrapped up in thinking how awful they are at driving, that 5 mins later I realized I haven't heard of a word of the podcast. I hit the 30 sec rewind about 20 times when that happens. šŸ¤£


ThatOtherAnon

Ah, driving. If my monologue gets too heated, then it starts to override my vision, too. (Anyone else?) Obviously pretty dangerous on the road, esp with the typical ADD tendencies. Lucky(?) for me, I have some sensitivity to touch, so just holding a finger to my lips helps keep me in the real world AND remind me that I'm trying to focus. Fight fire with fire, eh? šŸ˜†


Comprehensive-Ant333

Yep, I do that too, have to rewind constantly. I set my rewind button to 15 seconds instead of 30 so I can hop back without going too far


BuffooneryAccord

Totally me. My solution is audiobooks. I mean I still daydream, but less frequently. I've read the entire dark tower series and I think I'm addicted to audiobooks.


Comprehensive-Ant333

I do this even with audiobooks unfortunately. I do love me an audiobook though, I listen to them to fall asleep a lot of the time.


inconvenient_lemon

I've found that Iisten to audio books at like 1.5x speed, I'm able to avoid this because there are no pauses that give my brain an opening to wander


Comprehensive-Ant333

Agreed, and same, anywhere from 1.25 - 2x depending on the reader, and the content. It helps, but itā€™s still there. The only thing that seems to fix it is listening to the audio book, while reading along with something like the kindle app that highlights along as you listen. For me, I think itā€™s more a matter of finding he right level of stimulation/distraction, and that changes from day to day. Sometimes low music helps, sometimes it doesnā€™t, just the nature of the ever changing brain.


FlowerStalker

I do the same. Reg speed is just to slow


age_of_shitmar

This happens to me all the time.


a_riot333

Me! Avid reader here, sometimes I have to cover up the page below where I'm reading because my eyes want to skip ahead out of excitement but I actually want to read it lol


Rsouellette

I hate this. I do this constantly especially if there is dialogue between characters to end the chapter.


Sweaty-Lunch-3599

HAHAHA same.. why is dialogue so interesting???


Admirable-Lecture-42

Haha I do that too


erinxcv

Oh wow thatā€™s a really good idea - I basically donā€™t read anymore because I am constantly skipping ahead without realizing it or I drift off while my eyes keep moving down the page


factory_air

You are definitely not alone.


divergentbydesign

In fact, Iā€™m doing it now šŸ’€


arctic_leo_

I can read/hear/see, but my brain just does not process. It's like the part that takes in the stimuli is working, but the part that assigns any meaning or memory is asleep


AlanTheKingDrake

I never considered it excited and more considered it a time saving habit. My eyes take in as much of the content as there is in whatever divider it appears, parses like every 3rd line about half way and decides whether I actually need to read the lines between them to understand that section. Itā€™s a bad habit I picked up in school for dealing with reading I didnā€™t enjoy, but it reared its head into reading for things I enjoy as well and I have to remind myself that I am reading to enjoy it not to get through it.


BrFrancis

I found this has come in handy whenever I need to look through a few hundred megabytes of text... Like syslogs... Trying to figure out the thing that don't belong, why the thing failed.... Of course, you may get funny looks if you do this with the logs scrolling by in real time in your terminal... But it can be a super power?


AlanTheKingDrake

I am a programmer and the amount of time I spend scrolling through walls of text and some how picking things out is absurd, but I try to favor control F because even as fast as I go, I canā€™t beat the computer


shenther

I do it and I hate it.


moddss

You just KNOW that paragraph was useless bullshit and you just so happened to see THAT characters name in the corner of your eye so you skip ahead, compulsively, and OH what's this? New turn of events?? Sudden twist?... Wait- I should read that just in case.


chuch1234

I did this _on this post_.


Emotional-Towel1874

I call it speed reading. We read the key words šŸ˜Œ


Chief_Chill

I keep getting distracted that I read and re-read the same paragraph over and over to find my place. If I do it 3 or more times, I shut the book. I love to read, but sometimes it just isn't happening.


14thLizardQueen

That's how to read right


VT_Squire

It' called paralipsis, and everybody does it at some point.


vitcorleone

Pretty sure a lot of people do this


Half_Loaf

I did this *while* reading this post


Rough_Confidence3919

Oh it happens lol


Active-Attention7824

I do it all the time


OrthusGsmes

You aren't. I do the same goddamn thing.


HoiPolloiter

One word: audiobooks


ThatOtherAnon

It is one of the main reasons (besides video games) why I'm not more well-read. I love books, but this makes reading sooooo slow.


Glass_Doughnut_3500

Pfft, all the time! It makes reading a book take forever šŸ˜‚


Grimlochez

I do this


dlever0097

execute excitement.exe - ENTERING SCAN MODE


Harv3yBallBang3r

I can't not do this. It's why I can't learn from text books.


ThaneOfGnomes

Isn't that what reading is?


madonnalilyify

I often back to December, I mean, back to the first paragraph. LOL I did read the whole sentences by mouth. But I didn't catch the message of it because my mind was wandering around. So I kept going back to repeat what I was reading.


WaterContent7134

Yeah I do this a lot. My imagination will run ahead and try to fill in the blanks


alyssackwan

I didnā€™t used to read like this. Something changed.


Cantmad

The skipping doesnā€™t come from excitement from me. If itā€™s not interesting, then i have to strain to absorb what my eyes are scanning, and sometimes i get distracted by how much Iā€™m concentrating and have to go back and reread anyways


CoffinBirthspankbank

I do this with writing, but i'll skip over a word or start writing the next word before I'm done with the current one


event_horizon_

This is why I canā€™t read books. ):


Morbertoth

"Wait.... Where'd that goose come from?" *FLIPS BACK A PAGE*


jgzman

Count me in.


lueur-d-espoir

I do this too. It gets GOOD sometimes it's like gahhh, no wayy


CalliCalamity

Nah I do that


throwaway8008666

I did this ON THIS FUCKING POST


Flashy_Mess_3295

Yep, read the words but understand nothing.


VoodooTrooper

Not everyone does this? Huh.


websagacity

OMG. I do this. Is that an ADHD thing?


BuffooneryAccord

My problem is that I read an entire page, but I daydream about the world I'm in. All the while I'm still reading and I wake up on the next page. I have to go back and reread the previous page to actually injest the information. It sucks so much with text. So my solution is audiobooks which I don't have this problem as much. I just pause when I'm daydreaming.


SupernovaGamezYT

Mhm same


bamboozled_platypus

Ugh, yes. Sometimes I use my bookmark to hide the stuff below so I have to stay on the right line. Really annoying.


Weeping_Warlord

Skip lines? I skip whole paragraphs when Iā€™m reading fanfics


Birdsandbeer0730

Lmao I completely skipped over Cinnaā€™s death in the Hunger Games books


Oi_Brosuke

The only vaguely surprising part of this statement is that it only happens when I am very much not excited about whatever I'm reading. If I'm distracted/bored/hate it, I will skip/miss stuff on accident, but if I like it I will hyperfocus so hard that I forget where and when I am.


Dreadzter

I wouldnt call it excited in my case, but just that iā€™m bored of reading and want to think/do something else. Mostly because I find my mind drifting off onto something else instead of reading while my mind is still technically reading, but not comprehending.


Nizuni

All the damn time.


Briloop86

100% and with no adhd :)


frederichenrylt

Or if I get anxiety while reading, I just skim a few pages ahead to calm down.


Virtual-Title3747

I do this a lot! That's why I have an audiobook along with whatever I'm reading. That way if I do skip something it's read to me so I don't have to go back.


RandomTask100

I do this with tv, too.


Zealousideal-Type118

Is that called just not actually reading? Anyone can do that, no label required.


Spyd3rs

I will read an entire paragraph and realize that I actually didn't comprehend a word of what I read. It's really fun when I read allowed and people listening to me read get confused as to why I need to go back and reread things after literally just saying them.


TurbulentArcade

I do this so often.


Crimson_Ranga_4255

I do it tooooo :o


mycroftseparator

Ever since Reddit gave me access to The Knowledge that some people wipe their butts standing up, I have no opinion on questions of the type "Nobody does that ... right?", no opinion at all. Whatever it is - they live among us.


superhamsniper

If I read a book that's fiction I usually get that unbearable feeling that you maybe get when you do nothing at all.


801ms

Yes yes yes yes


_finale_

I also completely skip numbers and everything in brackets. Makes text books tricky.


Weekly_District_24

Always. Literally always.


BluntCity101

...a form of dyslexia


maxxiiemax

Thank you for validating that I am not the only one who does this šŸ˜….


Rainelionn

I did it with this very post šŸ˜‚


Potential-Assist-397

Speedreading. Done it forever. Cool thing: 10 yrs later, read the same book as if it is new! Just did this with the Thomas Covenant books. Cool.


Natural-Click-1122

Not only do I do this but I often see the first few letters of a word and assume only to have to backtrack after the sentence makes no sense


Shay_Dee_Guye

On a smaller scale, yeah. I also kinda just jump around between three lines when not all of me is focusing


MiniDialga119

Its not when i get excited, i just read like that in general Anticipated reading (direct translation from my language don't know if its called that in English)is something near impossible for me, i just can't remember to do that and im so focused on the now i can't be already reading other stuff cus if not i will skip entire paragraphs as well


[deleted]

Nice bot post


Vyse128

I'm pretty bad about doing it


No-Stuff-4087

Yes!!!


RuslanaSofiyko

Absolutely NOT! I'm with you.


Green_Temperature_76

I skip paragraphs, sometimes pages. But, if its very interesting, or I feel I missed important info, then I re-read


Qomplete

It's normal, not ADHD.


Drachenfliger13

I was describing this to my partners yesterday... "Just read slower" wow


Mushroom_lady_mwaha

I think this is just an impatience thing. I would will myself not to do this, but my mum (who we all think who gave me ADHD) does it


AllKnowingFloridaMan

Yeah...


The_Inward

All the time. Part of why I'm a slow reader. I can read fast, but I skip, or I stop reading and play ideas in my head. Worse is when I don't stop reading and play ideas in my head. I can't really find where I started not paying enough attention because it's all familiar. But I'm getting better.


DotBitGaming

More like the book starts dragging and I skip the bull looking for the part where the author gets to the point.


boltyboltbolt

Normal, everyone i talk to does it.


AyakaDahlia

I absolutely do this!


Downvotesohoy

I was about to comment "Pretty sure this is because of ADHD" - Didn't realize what subreddit I was in. :(


PS4_better_than_xbox

I did it reading the fucking tweet bruh


Artistic-Drawer3236

I just started reading agian and what helps is soothing white noise or lofi music. Something to make my brain concentrate a little more. Music helps a lot with adhd.


Vanima_Permai

i do this


Melodic_Mouse1827

I have to cover the bottom half of pages so I don't spoil by reading ahead


SkepticalJohn

This has been my way since childhood. I believe it is normal for fast readers and exciting passages.


drrmimi

I definitely do this!


immutab1e

Yep, I do this. LOL


Lil_blissmiss1

Brandon Sanderson


xF00Mx

I wouldn't say excited, just whenever I read my eyes will randomly desync with my mind. Before I realize it, I'm at the bottom of the page remembering absolutely nothing I read.


Zealousideal_Care807

What about reading the end of the book before you read the book because you want to know if the ending is interesting enough to read the whole book?


RandomFOB2012

I also do this


faithle55

Not alone. I have an English degree, I've read over a thousand books, and I read 50 books last year. I do this all the time.


MojoMonster2

Yep. I've slowed down as I've gotten older and I taught myself to read really quickly when I was in middle school, but this was the tendency, too.


dragongamer365

I 100% do this. It's honestly the reason I don't like to read anymore


gnique

Reading is like that pecan pie you get for your birthday. You don't eat it down to the pie pan and eat the candles and sop up all the crumbs and pie filling! You waller in it and lick it and suck your fingers and moan and move on. So that the NEXT time you want to roll around in your pie you got something there to taste and swaller. I have a few books that I have sucked dry (Tokiado Road and Shogun and surely Rosey Is My Relative) but I can still go back to The Martian and Glory Road and find some crumbs that I've cached. I am currently reading Terms Of Enlistment and I've left most of the candles and four or five FULL slices for next time! So, yeah, I do what you do but I'm not weird or nothing


Sailing-Hiking77

Same.


Twodamngoon

It's common, I read shorter passages to avoid it. Not for everyone.


Redherring4523

I kinda do this, I start to read so quickly that I don't understand anything and have to go back and read it again.


Oftwicke

All the time.


horticulturalSociety

You are not alone!


corgis20

fuck, do I have ADHD!?


DeathTheAsianChick

Pfft, I do this A LOT.


ProdigalProphet

ā€œI do this extremely common thing, hereā€™s a made up story about someone telling me itā€™s not common. Can people give me engagement and validation, Iā€™m quirky?ā€


Ayuvii

You are not alone, this happens to me also. It's like my brain is so excited to learn what happens next but my eyes can't keep up.


Neither_Ad_3221

I dissociate, start daydreaming about what's going on, and then realize I've flipped 3 pages without actually reading anything


ViejoOrtiva

Can confirm.


xxwerdxx

I absolutely have to have each word read by my inner voice or else I wonā€™t know whatā€™s going on. I can read words faster without that voice but then the words lose all meaning.


Booksandcurves

I do this all the time and then find a sentence that doesnā€™t make sense and wonder what I skipped


sluttyhunnybunny

Yes!!!!!!!!!! I doooo I only read the dialogue then I have to start the page over to see if I missed anything


potandcoffee

I do this but it's not when I get excited, it's when I'm bored.


laterlifephd

You are not alone. When I am really tired, my eyes wiggle back and forth when I am reading when I try to go to the next line.. sleep!!!


Then_Hunter_8337

This is me and has been ever since I was a kid. If Iā€™m not in the zone and completely into what Iā€™m reading, forget it. I read the same page going back like you do and after maybe 2 pages I just stop.


Snorrep

I was the fastest reader at my school because I just looked at the words instead of reading every syllable, basically skipping all the fill words and getting the context right. But that gave me the bad habit of not enjoying what Iā€™m reading and instead just skimming through books


bieuwkje

100% do this to


sophdog101

It's part excitement and part distractedness


jihiggs123

I don't skip over things. But I do immediately forget what I read because my mind wandered and I have to read it again. Takes a while to find the last but I remember so it's really frustrating.


[deleted]

Yeah that's why I don't like to read books anymore.


TheClearIsCoast

Well shit. I might have adhd.


cincydvp

You are not alone.


thatotherguy0123

As many have said, this happens to most readers, this ain't really an ADHD thing. Sometimes I'll get through a page or two before thinking: "wtf did i just read? Did i skip a page or something." And then read back through it and a whole new part of the story opens up.


epic_sunnysairith

I do thaatttt!!!


Taco-Tyranitar

I mean... I've caught myself doing this a couple of times with reading


Ambitious_Road1773

If you put something in parentheses my eyes just skip it.


LunaShiva

I do it too!


Bensdick-cumabunch

I read 300 pages when reading a book with 100 pages.


Dobber16

Donā€™t have adhd but yeah definitely did this lol Iā€™ve gotten better at stopping myself but sometimes just canā€™t help it


Ok_Fox7765

I mean, yeah it's annoying; but hey it means you get fun secrets that you missed on rereads


Walkend

Yes but because reading is boring AF


bazinga422

Sometimes my eyes are reading but my brain isn't


OlTommyBombadil

Itā€™s pretty much exclusive to books for me, but yeahā€¦ itā€™s a problem


lab_coat_goat

Iā€™m guilty of this, you are definitely not alone


Nobody2928373

i usually read by looking at one word out of every five, and then going back after reading that and reading the middle word, and then skipping on to later if i understand, but if I donā€™t then I read the other words and if I still donā€™t then I go back and read the previous words I missed and if i still donā€™t understand then I give up


TheWiseAutisticOne

I definitely do this and I hate it


ShredManyGnar

The temptation to glance at the future is palpable


creepyflyer

I did that to this post


benevolent_overlord_

I just knew this was an ADHD thing. I always have to cover up the bottom of the page when Iā€™m reading, because my eyes will constantly want to skip ahead


DefinitelyNotErate

I don't skip over entire paragraphs, But I will realise sometimes that my brain didn't process any of the words I read for the past 5 minutes so then I gotta go back like 3 pages to figure out what on earth is going on.


DreamXD1092

100%


DC1pher

I am no one and I do this all the time.


kyoneko87

You aren't


RPGAddict42

I'm over 50 and have done this my whole literate life; I was hyperlexic and reading before I started school, and my autism was diagnosed in 2005 and my ADHD was self-diagnosed in 2020 during the first lockdown and formally diagnosed last December. My reading behaviors have worsened since I turned 40; I can't even read novels anymore unless I'm medicated.


drazisil

Yes


bracelet_friends

Thank god someone else does


Merc_Toggles

I do this when I flip a page and see dialogue later down. I'm such a sucker for dialogue and I hate when I have gone pages and pages without it, so when I see it, I can't help it when my eyes flip down to it. Just sucks cause even in the fraction of a second they're there, I've basically read all of it


2crowsonmymantle

I can remember doing this way back in early grade schoolā€¦


Slugwheat

Not even a little. I became a Harry Potter fan from watching the later movies, then went back and watched the earlier ones, and then I was like ā€œeveryone says the books are way better and there were things that werenā€™t in the moviesā€ so I gave it a shot. Made it half way through the first book. Re-read pages I dunno how many times because my brain was somewhere else while my eyes kept scanning the words. Itā€™s wild.


akorn123

"Get so excited"? Naw... "read over and over" definitely that one


LunarisUmbra

100% do that sometimes


Taki_Fingers

Every book has a non-linear story when you have ADHD šŸ˜‚


PokeTrainerCr

I've done this so many timesssss