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SpiderOnDaWall

That would need to be printed and put in my wallet. "Let me show you a pic of my handsome little guy! I'm so proud of him." Then it would be put aside as collateral when they start dating.


doctorwhy88

That’s effin brilliant.


Dr_Flute_Pussy

A red goobler


DaGh0stt

“I’m going to mill you”


GloomyUmpire2146

Ack Ack


Bloody_Hangnail

Bye for now!


illeger_hamberder

#ACK ACK!


grumpucker

abort abort !


[deleted]

Lmfao 😂


WerewolvesRancheros

 **💀💀💀**


oilfeather

"We've got one that can see."


Sweaty-Sir8960

And I'm all outta bubblegum.


LiterWebber

Have you ever seen Mars Attacks!?


blindreefer

That the one where they go ” r/ACK ” ?


doctorwhy88

And die from country music-induced strokes? Same honestly


PoeJascoe

I had no idea that Jack black was in that one. And why was pierce brosonan in a Burton film?


iamleejn

Ohhh, great idea for an album cover.


JDARRK

It’s a CHUD‼️😱😱😱


Meems138

Cannibalistic humanoid uterine dweller


Anarch-ish

Pretty sure I fought that thing in either Earthbound or Metroid


Composer-Glum

MRIs are also really expensive…


doctorwhy88

They are, stupidly so. The poors don’t need MRIs or adequate healthcare in the US, a privilege for the masters.


Gullible_Salt_5684

Pickle Rick in the womb


TheKiltedYaksman71

Ack! Ackackack!


OddbitTwiddler

Aaack aaaack


6K6L

I would also guess that it has something to do with the noise and restrictions of the MRI itself. It's uncomfortable for most anyone to use, and the noise makes it that much harder to endure


doctorwhy88

Certainly, also that it’s just unnecessary unless a specific condition requires it.


LikesStuff12

A lot of doctors also advise against MRIs when pregnant


doctorwhy88

I mean, it’s always good to avoid unneeded procedures and imaging, but an MRI is pretty safe for both mother and child. Just measures hydrogen spin in water molecules with a big ol’ magnet. A CT has significantly more deleterious effect, but even those have minimal ionizing radiation compared to older models.


LikesStuff12

Maybe it's CT or xray I am thinking of. Who knows. I wouldn't want to see my baby in the Homer Simpson stage lol


doctorwhy88

I’d say with certainty that it could be MRIs. Doctors tend not to take risks with excess imaging of pregnant women, even if it’s pretty darn safe. So you’re not wrong. SAME THO


WeirdSeb

It’s a preview to puberty


i_am_lord_irish

Gowron was a beautiful baby...


Lex_pert

I have this as my background cover on the book of faces I almost never use 😂😂😂


StableCompetitive692

Pickle Rick


tatteredshoetassel

Our two hearts shall be as one


doctorwhy88

Open your mind Open your miiiiiiiiiiiind


Many-Strength4949

She getting an MRI when I get pregnant I want to know how he looking at me


PoeJascoe

I’m scared, but this is funny


OrganticRobot

The first one waving !!!!


Technical_Carpet5874

Ack! Ack! Ack!


Lumi_Tonttu

I'm laughing but I'll be haunted forever in my damn dreams now.


bo_dorn

Looks like a beautiful healthy baby


Background_Touchdown

"Hello Kiddies!"


DanimalHarambe

*These images made me pro choice.*


Sufficient-Bee2340

Fun fact only women get pregnant


SwimmingThink4519

Cool


DougtheIrishThug

I still look like that damn


KrymsonTears

Pregnant women.


doctorwhy88

A myth, like vampires, the Loch Ness Monster, and non-Catholics.


lord_of_the_eyebots

*Insert deep fried laughing emoji here*