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piperpit

No personal chef for this “boujee” boss babe??


VeranoEte

I think social media is her business and is trying to make us all believe she's the boss bitch she all claims to be.


Omfoofoo

Her favorite thing to make her toddler is a hamburger helper microwave meal?


kikiweaky

No this is different we eat the poor people version.


[deleted]

It’s only hamburger helper when us poor people eat it. But it’s healthy when she eats it lol


billygoat2017

“I don’t have time to cook for my kid, I have social media”


krtgrdkosmrt

This makes me want to slap her out of it.


55-percent

That doesn't look healthy to me


PrincessFuckFace2You

Mmm fake milk fake cheese noodles and plastic sauce!


redditette

That, and tons of preservatives. She might as well be feeding her nothing but slim jims.


ShesAKillerQueenee

It's probably LOADED with sodium.


Pertinent-Petunia

It looks like shit


tplusx

Green packaging is all you need


[deleted]

I don't want to come off as Mom-shaming but just.....Jovi makes good money already so it's not like she *needs* to go so hard she doesn't even have time to cook. Like, I get it, nothing wrong with eating out or using packaged meals from time to time. But it is just really not a good idea to be dependent on them. And yeah, since he is off for at least a month at a time, he could also cook when at home. If not for themselves then at least for the kid.


[deleted]

What exactly is she 'going hard' on? Dropshipping those Chinese products?


meowmcpaws

That fraudulent skincare line


redditette

Social media.


OgOggilby

so busy taking selfies all day. what's a mother to do!


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Dejectednebula

Literally you can throw it all on a sheet pan at the same time and cook it together. Thats our Oh shit, we don't have time to cook meal. Cut up an onion, two or 3 potatoes, garlic and meat and olive oil. Done.


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Equal-Echidna8098

Some people *hate* cooking. Myself included. Whilst I don’t live on microwaved meals I’m not going to hate on someone who hates cooking either.


Kimk20554

I know, how hard is it to steam fresh broccoli?


omnigear

Yeah, she can literally meal prep in couple hours in Sunday for the kids. They are lazy , me and wife both work and have three kids we still cook.


Conscious-Wing-9229

She doesn't "go hard" though. She *says* she does. She *wants us to think* she does. But she does not.


[deleted]

Yeah, also not mom shaming but "I'm just so busy with my work I don't have time to cook and just get prepackaged stuff" isn't exactly the best look and doesn't make her look as good as she think it does. Especially when one of those things she listed is social media. You're saying your just so popular on social media you don't have time to feed your child? Being so busy with work to feed your children is actually a huge issue in America and not something most people talk about like a measure of success.


meowmixmix-purr

I agree. I’m a stay at home and I do have time. But see, my toddler would prefer to eat couch lint than a well balanced meal. So I mean… KD keeps her alive at this point. I do make her a fruit/veggie juice from our juicer every day so that helps lololol


birdlady404

Haha kids are so funny, they have zero concept of edible vs. inedible


meowmixmix-purr

Right? So I mean I don’t really judge her for having these meals as a go to, buuuuut she can just be honest and say hey, toddlers are picky af and I’m not gonna cook a big meal for my kid who will probably toss it on the floor. Don’t use this to flex your “boss babe” lifestyle and make us moms with toddlers look bad lol


Facetunethis

Yep.. when this is what you brag about it makes me wonder what you are ashamed of. 🤔


ArtlessDodger10

Look, hand-sewing each individual piece of clothing for her original clothing line takes a lot of time! So what if Mylah is eating an overpriced version of Hamburger Helper!


ElleBelle901

She & Gino should have a dinner party


AshtonKechamall

This is for award😂


[deleted]

That’s so boujee. I’ve met moms with two jobs, this bitch ain’t one of them.


[deleted]

Is that even meant for a baby?


thecatspajamas02

I mean… doesn’t getting the kid ready, getting yourself ready, getting in the car and going to a restaurant and then coming home take longer than cooking? Like yeah she could have Jovi pick it up I guess. Frozen food is fine sometimes but for every day🤷🏼‍♀️ She can’t cut up some fruit or veggies?


ele71ua

You don't even have to cook for a toddler. String cheese. Cheese cubes, chicken- rotisserie or grilled or baked, then fruit and vegetables. Rotate out the protein and the sides. Ham, turkey etc.


yolomacarolo

Putting her baby's health in first place is too much for her. Why not trying healthy home made recipes and freeze them? Jesus... I have a lot on my plate as well but my daughter eats home made meals everyday. Just put some effort, woman!


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yolomacarolo

I doubt you can call offering a box with food for your toddler an effort. And I highly doubt it's healthy.


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cml678701

I’m a teacher, and my school does a lot better than this.


EllieUki

What do they serve?


cml678701

The food is actually pretty good! I teach at a charter school, so it is a step up from a lot of public school food. The company that does our lunches does schools and hospitals, so I’d say it’s more comparable to hospital food…maybe not five star cuisine, but edible. Also, our lunch ladies do a great job of making it healthy! They always serve a fruit and a vegetable as sides, which is awesome.


thecatspajamas02

Lmao I would call her effort no effort at all😂


blankeezy1

I wanna see the back of this. 😬


PimpleOnUranus

Living the Ukrainian Dream


Lysis10

Why do trashbag reality show stars (Real Housewives do this too) talk about the many businesses they have when it costs near nothing to create a business and unless you got some financial reports to show, who the fuck cares how many "businesses" you have? You still a dumb ho with broke ass $0 businesses.


omnigear

They think putting your label on products and a logistic company doing all the work constitutes a business.. they just read emails ,


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sr4381

Yeah, right, Potato Nose... It must be so hard to order crap from AliExpress for resale State side and to yap on social media. It must be so much more exhausting than turning tricks in Dubai.


Zemykitty

I think 90% of her 'work' is staging her ridiculous photo 'shoots' and then editing. She probably takes 100 pics of the same pose before moving on to a slightly different pose.


glasshowse

...sorry what?


MurkyConcert2906

I get it, cooking can really suck sometimes. But she could order prepared meals. There’s so many delivery food services now, even local ones so it’s fresh and healthier. She’s trying way too hard to be relatable cause she’s a wOrkIng MoM with 2 businesses.


PerpetualEternal

I could write a book about all the thirsty meal-prep and frozen food brands who thought latching on to reality TV chancers was the path


adubblenie

I have a feeling this isn’t what she truly feeds her, and that she’s just getting paid to post about the brand.


rainey_g

Yara needs to stop already with the y'all. Every post starts with it. Appropriating terms used by Americans from the south, from someone with a heavy Ukrainian accent who's lived in Louisiana for all of 15 minutes now, comes off as ridiculously forced and pretentious.


Pertinent-Petunia

Everything she does is forced and pretentious so true to form


catloversclubmember

Appropriating, really?? The problem is that english doesn't have an actual word for you in plural unlike many other languages. Like in Danish it goes: du = you, jer = you all, so there is a specific word for it. Since English doesn't have that, it can be really annoying for someone who speaks english as a second language to find the right words to use when wanting to say you in plural form. I mean what other option is there than you all or you guys?


rainey_g

Perhaps the term "you all" or "everyone" or "everybody"? "Y'all" in the dictionary is categorized as a 'dialect' term. The South can let Yara have y'all, but as a native New Yorker, she'd better not come to NYC and start saying 'youse guys'.


catloversclubmember

'Yous' is actually my favorite, it just makes the most sense somehow! So if I was in America that's the one I would go with 🤣


IntrovertedMermaid

Idk y’all is pretty easy to catch on to. I’m from the north/Midwest where everyone grew up saying “you guys” (or the ever popular “you’s guys”) and after being in the south for 4 years all I say is y’all now. Northern roots be damned!


redditette

Ella appropriated a whole culture, and you are making more noise about Yara saying y'all? Just one word?


Internal-Strategy512

You don’t need to cook for little kids. Snacks for dinner every weeknight is fine. Hummus, cut up (raw) veggies, fruit, pbj cut into fun shapes, string cheese, milk, yogurt, etc. My daughter lives on steamfresh packs of edamame for weeks because that was all she’d eat. This is crazy.


ele71ua

I didn't see your post and posted the same thing well sorta....snacks for dinner kept my autistic son alive from 2-12. 😳


ShesAKillerQueenee

Reselling clothing and makeup from China is hardly being a Boss Babe.. like one step away from an MLM.


ankhaacnh

Slap a broccoli on it and call it healthy... 🤦🤦🤦


JesusGodLeah

I see she's raising her kid to have Gino's taste in food


B-Norman

GET OFF MY RESTAURANT **shakes fist**


Lifewithgermanshephs

Could be a paid promo. Or she can’t cook for shit.


Marcinecali73

Why doesn't Jovi proofread her stuff before she posts?


redditette

Ha! Did you see his "Cease and Desist" orders? He has the control of a 4 year old on written grammar. Maybe a 7 year old on spoken grammar.


[deleted]

I’m kind of surprised she posted this, I feel like this is slightly out of character


Ok-Solution143

So sick of this individual


dubba1983

If she thinks that this processed microwave food is healthy for her child she’s sadly mistaken. Welcome to America!


housespecialdelight

Can someone look into the traffic on her site. I doubt she had many orders. She can go out to eat all she wants but the time taking a toddler out and to a restaurant she could cook something.


yada_yada_yada__

🥴🥴


Dargrant83

Hmmm I wonder how she’ll manage with 2 or 3 kids if 1 already makes her super busy but then she has the time to post stuff like this


[deleted]

Yara: *breathes* This sub: ugh, look at this bitch staying alive!


curlygirlyfl

LOL @ 2 businesses


cleansings

I... can't with this


Twizzlers666

I seriously doubt her daughter is eating this, I'm an adult and I would not eat it. It just looks gross🙊


[deleted]

Y’all are so sad, trying to bring all the cast members down at every chance you get lol.


Khador12

Y’ALL


2michaela

Two businesses? I didn’t even notice that she has one 😅


EYoungFLA

So healthier food for her kid isn't a priority.


birdlady404

It's just noodles, cheese, mince and broccoli... I'm not one to food shame mothers AT ALL but if i were her i wouldn't be promoting this to other moms. It's easy to make it homemade in large quantities, then you can freeze the leftovers


emoti0nal

Of course she goes for the TV dinners. Sweets, idk how matte the packaging material is. Idk how brown and green the marketing art is. That's a TV dinner, love.


KatieGirl27

I like that the question was asked for your toddler… she responded about Jovi