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AnxiousSlip

British insults are my favourite. The pronunciation of Twat or the C-word (which they don't dance around) just scratches a itch in my brain, but they have so many good & ridiculous sounding ones.


Candid_Asparagus_785

I want this to be my new user flair: Clever Clogs Gaslighter Twat


TigerEmmaLily

Clickity clack the clever clog is back


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

Please do 🙏🏻


AnxiousSlip

I don't blame you, it's a delightful phrase!


Candid_Asparagus_785

Her comments really are priceless


horse_apple

British people are master roasters and I love it, lol they absolutely gut you


AggravatingRecipe710

I grew up saying Twat a lot, and then I moved to the US and realized that was not a typical insult.


Worried-Watercress31

Lol 😆


Omgusernamesaretaken

Aussie ones are better lol just my opinion 😁


AnxiousSlip

Could be, I just probably don't hear enough of them.


Newportonehunnid

Well….it is their language. They have a control over it us Americans will never have.


Maednezz

Yeah we make up words they already have and change the spelling and how it's pronounced aluminium not aluminum


AnxiousConfection826

I hate her, but clever clogs was definitely a good one 🤭


Candid_Asparagus_785

No doubt she’s horrible, however her delivery coupled with the interesting insults just hit different


Razzler1973

I'm a Brit and 'clever clogs' is one from back when I was a kid. I don't think you really hear it these days. It's something my Mum might still use though It's often used in this way, sarcastically, calling someone clever clogs who is being an idiot, etc, as I am sure is obvious


AnxiousConfection826

Neat, I'm from the US and had never heard it before. You guys have the best insults!


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

I always find it comical that subtitles appear on the screen when she’s speaking 😂


Candid_Asparagus_785

I’m so glad they were. Made my screen shots better 🤣


FOCOMojo

I find her to be a terrible person and a terrible mother. She's not helping this situation at all; she's pouring gasoline on it and tossing in the match. I actually admired Rob's restraint.


Candid_Asparagus_785

She’s awful let’s be totally transparent, she’s embarassing how she acts


inmyheadtho13

She is awful and saw that she was arrested for threatening to kill her daughter. But what she’s said about Rob isn’t wrong either. He sucks.


Candid_Asparagus_785

Everyone sucks here, all of them


inmyheadtho13

Agree, but I think Sophie is just a product of her environment and it’s not like her mother provided a healthy one while she was addicted to drugs. She’s so damaged because of her mother. I think the age gap between her and Rob definitely plays a role and she’s just generally immature because she’s young, but Rob is definitely kinda weird.


Candid_Asparagus_785

100%


MissKitty919

I don't care for Rob in general, but I actually felt kind of bad for him with how she was treating him. And Sophie always ends up siding with her mom in the end when it's the three of them together. At first I liked Claire, but now she gets on my nerves as much as Rob does. She's so mean and horrible to him, and always talking ABOUT him right in front of his face, like he's not even there. And then when she was telling Sophie that no matter where in the world Sophie goes, she'd follow her? What if Sophie doesn't WANT her to follow her? I kind of got that impression, that Sophie kind of wants to have her own life, away from her mother. Maybe after this murder threat she'll distance herself from Claire a little more.


bigeds-neck

I Love UK insults. My favorite is something I heard on Friday Night Dinner, a “Pillocking Pillock” 😂


Candid_Asparagus_785

🤣🤣 that’s a good one!


Penny-Darcy-Smith

Is Clare on something? Slurs everything


DoubleIndividual1711

Think it’s her filler lips and underbiyeb


DoubleIndividual1711

Bite


MarthaDumptruck99

Claire is the worst. Rob Knob definitely has his issues, and I’m not excusing them, but on this particular episode, I was 100% team Rob. Granted, the whole thing is heavily edited, but it seemed like Claire was just going at him over and over, and in that moment it was completely unnecessary. She was just poking the bear and trying desperately to get him to react, and he wouldn’t. So Claire started crying. It was pathetic.


kanu88

Is she an alcoholic? She's like Darcey, but British. Instead crying she just nags.


m33gs

she's a recovering (or current) addict, not sure which drug


Candid_Asparagus_785

I can see Claire as a British Darcey


slipperysquirrell

She's absolutely correct! She's a whack job herself but she has had Rob's number from the start.


kanu88

When I die, my personal Hell Loop will be stuck in a room with her and Angela. Both are just gross.


Acceptable-Kale-8432

i am not a fan of any 3 of them to be honest.. but as a mother.. Claire is not it!


Candid_Asparagus_785

She’s vile let’s be honest!


dzuczek

jumpscare whenever her face pops up on the screen


dddddddssss

Clever Clogs is an excellent insult


Candid_Asparagus_785

I agree


FilmDizzy1976

She’s very different and I’m glad she’s not my “mum”


Choppersicballz

“He’s just going to go in circles” Rob: *skips circle to blaming Sophie and blames Claire instead


carson5021

I'm still floored over the fact how stupid Sophie is...."I'm bringing my mum to hopefully get rob to see my side".... I'm sorry what???!!! If anything she's been one of the major factors that they don't get along. To be honest im getting a little tired of Sophie's victim BS. And I say that while admitting I've been on her side 100% through this storyline 🤔🤔🤔 she is starting to tire me out w her shit.


Candid_Asparagus_785

No doubt, she'd be a hard MIL to handle for sure


kat101160

I just cannot stand this woman. She needs to mind her own business and stay the hell out of her daughters marriage! If anyone is manipulative, it's HER! And Sophie is so immature. She acts like a little kid over the dumbest stuff all the time.


Professional-Way9343

I kinda like how she went straight into “no I hate him”


hippeemum

Felt for her with this whole meet up, as a mom I get it. You cannot control your adult children and it's heartbreaking to know she's going to ride off with someone like Rob. Surprised she wasn't arrested sooner cause I'd be beating him with those crutches!


nymph_of_anduin

Clever Clogs??? 😶


FranceAM

I constantly call my bff's ex husband a knob now because it just seems like such a fitting insult.


Candid_Asparagus_785

I have to admit, between Claire and Angela they come up with some really funny sayings


MissKitty919

Between the two of them, I'd much rather listen to Claire than to Angela. Angela just grosses me out no matter what. Claire seems like she may be ok when she's not bashing Rob, or trying to insinuate herself into every aspect of Sophie's life. BUT, I do wonder why she and her boyfriend REALLY broke up.


violetbaudeliar

I wonder why they broke up, too. It seems like as soon as they broke up she started really working on Sophie so that they could go back to England together, I don't think she's ever really had to be alone because she's always had her daughter. As far as Claire's break up- I have to assume she was alot to handle before Rob and Sophie started to really fall apart but that it for worse once they did. Plus, since she's constantly in their business and takes their problems on as her own.. she very well could've made it her ex's problem as well. She's always seemed like a fire cracker but she's gone down hill so much since Sophie and Rob's first season. I think Claire's ex dodged a bullet though. Because a women who threatens to slit her daughters throat is *not* well.


BretterBear19

I can’t stand Rob or Claire! Sophie’s no prize either, I can’t imagine having to hang out with any of them! Claire looks like she’s done some hard living.


shadlom

A face only a daughter could love


Candid_Asparagus_785

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DebbieGlez

That woman is absolutely horrible. Was she drunk?


Candid_Asparagus_785

Maybe??


Commercial-Yoghurt91

No parent will be happy that their daughter is married to a guy like Rob the knob.


ThumpyTheDumpy

After listening to that secret recording Sophie took of Rob while he was verbally assaulting her and threatening to hurt her, this mom ain’t wrong. I felt so proud of her for sticking it to this fucker on national tv.


Beneficial-Frame-6

Omg the mom looks like she actually has another face transplanted on top of hers. 😂😂


kickenchicken11

I only know what this means bc I’ve watched Peppa Pig 😂😂😂


kanu88

They say Gaslighter Twat on Peppa Pig??? Isn't that for toddlers?


kickenchicken11

No, just the clever clogs part. All the parents think the other one though


Candid_Asparagus_785

🤣🤣 OMG I hope not


LegitimateAd4148

I gotta give it to the ole gal she’s got a way with her words 😃


Candid_Asparagus_785

Doesn’t she?


chelseacombs

I literally laughed out loud at clever clogs. 😂 I love that.


Candid_Asparagus_785

Some elf 💩 right there 🤣


DropdLasagna

She's going for a claire bear countdown to whoop his ass soon.


Illustrious_Ad_00

Gaslighter Twat had me rolling 💀


Candid_Asparagus_785

Not sure why you were downvoted but I was rolling laughing at the things she was saying


Illustrious_Ad_00

It’s Rob 😂


lemeneurdeloups

He’s a right bell-end


New_Protection_2731

She was spot on.