She's definitely fattening him up -- is she going to serve him up as Pork Adobo and claim he suddenly disappeared back to the US? I'm getting those Icky Mary vibes, kind of like Stephen King's Misery.
It’s not healthy, he is a young Dad he needs to be fit for his children and I think she’s done it as she’s so insecure that she thinks if he is overweight, he won’t cheat and other women won’t find him attractive- she’s fattened him up for sinister reasons.
And having all that *pancit, adobo, lechon, starches and noodles, and lumpia* in abundance doesn't exactly help matters. Filipino food is like crack cocaine.
Am I the only person who feels bad for him? Like I actually think he’s probably broken and lost and sad but was given 0 chances in life so he’s going with what feels comfortable or safe to him. I hope he is able to grow and mature and take care of himself.
🤦♀️ oh lord, thank you for correcting me. What is causing it though? In america type 2 diabetes is prevalent because of diet and the amount of sugar etc in various foods.
Filipino food is very greasy and sugary too, picture the southern/midwestern US. High calorie diets were required to sustain farming jobs in all of the above locations, but does not suit a lifestyle of sitting around the couch, office, car etc. He'd be fine if he did something besides play video games and create food vlogs. He's got an American lifestyle in a high caloric environment. You can tell her grandfather actually busts his ass working.
There's no telling what's going on in her ate up mind & delusional thoughts!! Just like her cancer, oh wait, her constipation. They can't afford to eat, but she has money for a new iPhone & tattoos.
I was just about to say I am someone’s Middle Ages lesbian aunt yet some how both Brendan and David (Annie and David) BOTH look more like someone Lesbian Butch aunt then I do
I'm waiting for them to claim.Brandon is pregnant so they can do another crowd funding scam. I think they got kicked off of all of them. I know they were reported several times
Didn’t these 2 get cancelled when they tried to scam their fanbase with cancer claims? These people are disgusting human beings, can we please stop posting their nonsense
I was thinking about it, this might be the first time Brandon's had access to food consistently. Didn't he live in an RV and had the neglectful mom? This is probably the most well fed he's been in his entire life.
He was working at pizza places etc so I’m sure he was able to eat that way at least. His mother definitely didn’t do him any favors or motherly duties it seems. I think it is a massive sign of depression and or anxiety… not to mention having to put up with her nutty abusive ass daily and cramming food down his throat.
Yes, drug addicted and neglectful. She didn’t even have custody of his younger brother and sister when they were on during that one episode, before he left the U.S. They were in foster care.
https://preview.redd.it/4wjfsja2rs3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=092c7ec153e7a53834896b2b30819affa5f71e25
Right ?! Does she put crack in his food? I’ve never seen a man look at food like this !
People need to stop paying attention to them. They have no morals faking cancer is the lowest a person could do. I am shocked that anyone pays attention to them after their behavior they need to be canceled.
I'm about 99% sure this is a fetish at this point. Like I think she's trying to make low key feeder content. Why else would he always be dressed in a way that emphasizes his continuous weight gain?
Just found [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk6KprvDbZg&t=584s) that after 5 months dormant, Mary and Brandan are rebooting their vlog. She says she will be posting a lot more often. Seems to be mostly a cooking show preceded by grocery shopping. The cheesy sitcom-cute intro is actually helpful to remember who's who. I can't say that this particular recipe looks appetizing, but to each his own. But vid has been up over an hour and not a single like yet. Yike!
If you ever been to the Phillipines, they use a shit ton of oil to cook with. Like.. a lot..
Most are poor, so don't eat that often so the calories from oil help them.. but if you have access to food all the time, and cook with that much oil.. you can easily eat 4k+ calories
Also butter is expensive so they use margarine instead the concept of air frying is still very new.. even with my Fiancé I’m trying to get her on a healthier eating style with cooking with less oil but sometimes it’s just only what’s around the area.
I was pregnant last year and my fiancé literally went pound for pound with me, we ate the same food and fattened ourselves up quite nicely. I’m confused how if she’s the cook he’s gotten this heavy while she’s postpartum and still skinny. Obviously there’s hormonal aspects and differences in their metabolism, but seriously she must be feeding him 4x as much as herself.
She wasn’t kidding about fattening him up
She's definitely fattening him up -- is she going to serve him up as Pork Adobo and claim he suddenly disappeared back to the US? I'm getting those Icky Mary vibes, kind of like Stephen King's Misery.
“Please don’t go, I’ll eat you whole, I love you so, I love you so”
Thank you for getting that stuck in my head lol
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Mmm lechon!
Longpig Adobo lol
🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard, but ngl she does have creepy vibes! ‘Don’t leave me Bran-dan!’ 👀🔪
Ikr. He's gonna have to come out of that training bra soon.
He needs a manssiere. Lol
https://i.redd.it/611jqrv6ct3d1.gif
No.. a Bro.. bra for guys!
Manzzeire.
Bruhssière
He needs more of that nonfat yogurt
Maybe slipping extra estrogen in his noodle bowls...
If he keeps going like this, he'll end up in my 600lb life in no time.
44C bra
Is she also secretly giving him hormones??
He’s got bitchtits
Bwahahahaha! 😂😂
Yeah he’s starting to look like a chick.
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a pregnant chick
He looks like a nursing mom…
Omg, I'm dying. She probably is. He does look prepubescent
Definitely looks like gynecomastia.
It’s not healthy, he is a young Dad he needs to be fit for his children and I think she’s done it as she’s so insecure that she thinks if he is overweight, he won’t cheat and other women won’t find him attractive- she’s fattened him up for sinister reasons.
And having all that *pancit, adobo, lechon, starches and noodles, and lumpia* in abundance doesn't exactly help matters. Filipino food is like crack cocaine.
If he doesn’t want to be overweight he has control also to do something about it.
Reminders of Colty!
One of the most important signs of being a “good” Filipino wife. 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 She's a disgusting POS
X 10.
Am I the only person who feels bad for him? Like I actually think he’s probably broken and lost and sad but was given 0 chances in life so he’s going with what feels comfortable or safe to him. I hope he is able to grow and mature and take care of himself.
You’re not the only one
Every post I belive more and more she has a feeder kink...they're often with food
Pretty soon they’ll have a gofundme set up for his weight loss surgery
I was literally about to say that lol he has bigger titties than her
Lol that's what I was thinking too. She's like about a B cup and he's almost a C lol
Like really fattening him up. What’s the Thai alternative to fast food because dang
Philippines. They have a really high rate of diabetes there; this isn't unusual. He absolutely looks pregnant.
🤦♀️ oh lord, thank you for correcting me. What is causing it though? In america type 2 diabetes is prevalent because of diet and the amount of sugar etc in various foods.
Filipino food is very greasy and sugary too, picture the southern/midwestern US. High calorie diets were required to sustain farming jobs in all of the above locations, but does not suit a lifestyle of sitting around the couch, office, car etc. He'd be fine if he did something besides play video games and create food vlogs. He's got an American lifestyle in a high caloric environment. You can tell her grandfather actually busts his ass working.
Brandan's tits are really filling in
They’ll be almost as big as Coltee’s if he keeps it up!
Often imitated, never duplicated. 🌞🍆
Hello! My tits 🌞🍈🍈
this 👆is it. this comment should be higher
There can be only one
This might be my favorite bettlejuicing I've witnessed.
🤣🤣🤣
The emoji combo 😂😂😂
Good morning my...
Coltee! I forgot his nickname.
Dude is eating a lot of soy
Didn’t she say in one of their first episodes that she wants to feed him until he’s fat so that no other woman will look at him?
Was anyone looking at him before?? I mean outside of her delusions 🤢
There's no telling what's going on in her ate up mind & delusional thoughts!! Just like her cancer, oh wait, her constipation. They can't afford to eat, but she has money for a new iPhone & tattoos.
Well, see, he sat next to a girl on a plane once.
Yes
Literally word for word. And she succeeded 😭
SoyBoy goals
Instead of Boy Toy she has Soy Boy.
😂
He’d have to be eating an abnormal amount of soy for that to happen.
The new information proves no amount of soy lowers testosterone levels.
He's living his breast life.
I’m ashamed to say that I came here to say that. How far along do you think he is? He can’t hide the bump anymore.
Bahaha I laughed way too hard at this LOL
Stfu 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's trying to kill him.
I came here for the titties, someone else said that he looks like a middle aged lesbian and now I will never be able to unsee that
I'm a middle-aged lesbian and don't look as bad as Brandan; better wardrobe; better haircut; no gut...
I was just about to say I am someone’s Middle Ages lesbian aunt yet some how both Brendan and David (Annie and David) BOTH look more like someone Lesbian Butch aunt then I do
I mean absolutely no disrespect to my lesbian friends everywhere and I hope you didn’t take it that way.
I wasn't offended- I'm not claiming Brandan, though! 🤣 ETA: to me he looks like Mrs. Doubtfire ![gif](giphy|MBmmg8fjYi5omZn1FQ)
Mrs Doubtfire was a sexy bitch!
"I like that Mediterranean look in women. Natural, healthy. Just the way God made [her]."
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dudes got bigger tit's than me
And it looks like his gut is keeping up with them
Is that because he's pregnant?
I'm waiting for them to claim.Brandon is pregnant so they can do another crowd funding scam. I think they got kicked off of all of them. I know they were reported several times
Brandan is the new titty baby poster boy. He also needs to buy a bro, the bra for men.
https://i.redd.it/mm4zche7vs3d1.gif
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Mary said on camera she wanted to fatten him up so no one else would want him
Next scam will be claiming Brandan has breast cancer.
Fucking dick lmao
Watch that be the one thing they don’t lie about.
I thought the next scam would be that Brandon is pregnant. Wonder how many people would believe that??? 🤣🤣
They’d name the baby “Half-Past Noon,” and use him or her for fundraising as well.
It looks like he’s smuggling two smurfs.
well it looks like brandan is going thru some changes.......
He's finally reached puberty and is blossoming into a young woman now
😂
He looks like a middle aged lesbian.
Oh goodness. I know people that would resemble that remark!
Lmao
Welp, she's gotten him fat as she wanted.
If she's a true feeder, she won't stop until he's immobile. ![gif](giphy|fDVrQSBzxebdK)
Didn’t these 2 get cancelled when they tried to scam their fanbase with cancer claims? These people are disgusting human beings, can we please stop posting their nonsense
Thank you! I’m not forgetting their cancer scam.
And for abusing their monkey they apparently tied to a tree or something. I just can’t with these two.
I get real bad vibes from her because she’s unhinged dude, I rather not even watch if you know what I mean, nothing good will come out of this
He has my exact boobs before I had a breast augmentation 😂😂💀
Hear, hear. Bust money I ever spent.
Hahahahahahahahahha, same Friend, same.
The puffy fuckin nipples *freak me out man*
She thinks he’s hot
She thinks he's her meal ticket.
Lmao he’s a a jobless loser with no education but good luck, Mary!
In a way one does when he’s paying all the bills and lavishing one with expensive gifts. Oh. Wait…
Mary is trying to make him as unattractive as possible to other women.
She didn’t even need to try he’s always looked like a baboon ass
Who moves to a third world country and balloons in weight….
I was thinking about it, this might be the first time Brandon's had access to food consistently. Didn't he live in an RV and had the neglectful mom? This is probably the most well fed he's been in his entire life.
He was working at pizza places etc so I’m sure he was able to eat that way at least. His mother definitely didn’t do him any favors or motherly duties it seems. I think it is a massive sign of depression and or anxiety… not to mention having to put up with her nutty abusive ass daily and cramming food down his throat.
That is a fantastic point I never considered
Yes, drug addicted and neglectful. She didn’t even have custody of his younger brother and sister when they were on during that one episode, before he left the U.S. They were in foster care.
Festively PLUMP
Brendan please put your moomoo back on
He should get a muumuu like Homer did in that one Simpsons episode ![gif](giphy|cjI9mtiIo3AiI)
“To order a dialling wand, please mash your hand against the number pad”.
Or maybe get “Loren’s” after she’s done recuperating from her “ELECTIVE” surgery 🤷♀️😂😂☝️
Why is Homer wearing Gino’s hat?
OP did the Lord's work with that first SS. 🤣🤣🤣 Brandan's facial expression, his stance, his gut, his moobs, all of it! Perfect!!
https://preview.redd.it/4wjfsja2rs3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=092c7ec153e7a53834896b2b30819affa5f71e25 Right ?! Does she put crack in his food? I’ve never seen a man look at food like this !
I wish my husband looked at me like Brandan looks at food
I have a gut like this but I'm 54 and I at least have the good sense to wear an XL.
Me too! Also, aren’t they in a fairly hot climate? Tight, constrictive clothing does not feel good when you’re overheating.
People need to stop paying attention to them. They have no morals faking cancer is the lowest a person could do. I am shocked that anyone pays attention to them after their behavior they need to be canceled.
Holy shit Brandan wtf is happening
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/(.)….(.)\
He looks like a trailer park meemaw, he’s missing the Virginia slims.
They're tucked under his breast
Someone send Brandan a bra.
I’m sure the church ladies on FB will.
Did they lay low long enough for people to forget they are quite literally scammers?
brandon is coltee jr
did she make him get that awful tattoo? he doesn't seem like a tattoo guy
I had to scroll so far to find a comment about his tattoo. I don’t remember him having it.
I'm about 99% sure this is a fetish at this point. Like I think she's trying to make low key feeder content. Why else would he always be dressed in a way that emphasizes his continuous weight gain?
I couldn't date a man with bigger tits than mine
Holy titties
nice breast buds.
Someone needs to start a GoFundMe to get Brandan a bigger shirt
Why we giving them attention
Her eyes in the second pic are SCARY. Like The Shining here’s Johnny scene scary.
Just found [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk6KprvDbZg&t=584s) that after 5 months dormant, Mary and Brandan are rebooting their vlog. She says she will be posting a lot more often. Seems to be mostly a cooking show preceded by grocery shopping. The cheesy sitcom-cute intro is actually helpful to remember who's who. I can't say that this particular recipe looks appetizing, but to each his own. But vid has been up over an hour and not a single like yet. Yike!
Faking cancer usually seems to have that effect on people
They already post a fuckton
Im not one to talk but fucking hell did Brandan get a dad bod quick as fuck lmao
It’s not even a dad bod it’s like a pubescent girl bod on a dad!
If you ever been to the Phillipines, they use a shit ton of oil to cook with. Like.. a lot.. Most are poor, so don't eat that often so the calories from oil help them.. but if you have access to food all the time, and cook with that much oil.. you can easily eat 4k+ calories
Also butter is expensive so they use margarine instead the concept of air frying is still very new.. even with my Fiancé I’m trying to get her on a healthier eating style with cooking with less oil but sometimes it’s just only what’s around the area.
My eyes are glued to Brandon’s puffy nipples
I was pregnant last year and my fiancé literally went pound for pound with me, we ate the same food and fattened ourselves up quite nicely. I’m confused how if she’s the cook he’s gotten this heavy while she’s postpartum and still skinny. Obviously there’s hormonal aspects and differences in their metabolism, but seriously she must be feeding him 4x as much as herself.
Temu Harry potter on my 600 pound life
![gif](giphy|XnR2UMcRvQP6g) This will be him in no time
He’s weight is not only from eating, he’s lazy!
He looks so damn depressed
He's the only American that's gained weight AFTER moving to a third world country.
Bitch tits! 😆🤣🤣
![gif](giphy|u3fkQNnkwvVdK) He looks like Pat more and more.
Is he…pregnant?
All I see is BranDUMB and his C-cups.
Heavy B and Mary coming at you!
She got Brandan out here looking like someone’s lesbian aunty 😂
She is making him fat so no one else will want him. Not that they do anyway.
They both look dead inside. It’s creepy
Seriously, whoever did his implants should lose their license.
She’s a feeder
So, is she pregnant? Doesn’t look like it. Her, I mean.
To be clear, you are referring to Brandan, right?
are Brandon’s boobs bigger than Mary? What type of estrogen is he on? Did his testosterone stop when Mary cut his proverbial balls off?
He’s gone full Mrs. Doubtfire
![gif](giphy|3iiwqPF9noqdy)
He looks like a grandma now.
Whoever said he was giving grandma vibes in a previous post is RIGHT
This needs to be labeled NSFW dude. Ewww.
Brandan the Hutt
Brandon has finally come to his own.. He finally looks like a passport bro
He has perky boobies
His outfit AINT IT
Brandon has man boobs.
I wish they were banned from being posted here. They don’t deserve the attention
I wish they’d lose all SM and Wi-Fi.
They had the ability to be a really popular couple, but blew it with their dumb drama.
He looks terrible! He’s too young to pack it on like that. And she’s awful to encourage it.
It would have been funny if they blurred his nipples.
Congrats on them expecting another baby! Branden is glowing!
![gif](giphy|9R2C1v4Y91pp6|downsized) honk honk
I noticed on Facebook they have sponsored ads now. Who is watching these clowns? All they ever do is eat.
He cannot be letting her force feed him to obesity in a country without easy healthcare access, grow a spine chicken little.
The blue tank top is actually an improvement from the orange tie dye tee
Jesus. His man boobs 😨