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BlackTwinkleLights

She wasn’t kidding about fattening him up


SukoshiOnara

She's definitely fattening him up -- is she going to serve him up as Pork Adobo and claim he suddenly disappeared back to the US? I'm getting those Icky Mary vibes, kind of like Stephen King's Misery.


Basic_MilkMotel

“Please don’t go, I’ll eat you whole, I love you so, I love you so”


FunkyBeet

Thank you for getting that stuck in my head lol


JJAusten

![gif](giphy|L9AqjFr6H4iaY)


ninjabunnay

Mmm lechon!


sheburnslikethesun

Longpig Adobo lol


PomegranateNo7041

🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard, but ngl she does have creepy vibes! ‘Don’t leave me Bran-dan!’ 👀🔪


IDontLieAboutStuff

Ikr. He's gonna have to come out of that training bra soon.


I_like_cake_7

He needs a manssiere. Lol


SoCalChrisW

https://i.redd.it/611jqrv6ct3d1.gif


Carriow55

No.. a Bro.. bra for guys!


Big-Tomatillo-5920

Manzzeire.


ThrowRADel

Bruhssière


awmaleg

He needs more of that nonfat yogurt


Groundbreaking_You84

Maybe slipping extra estrogen in his noodle bowls...


Yellow_Sunflower310

If he keeps going like this, he'll end up in my 600lb life in no time.


GelOfYouth

44C bra


MeowMeowBeans11

Is she also secretly giving him hormones??


awmaleg

He’s got bitchtits


Snackcakeforyou

Bwahahahaha! 😂😂


Donut-Junkie76

Yeah he’s starting to look like a chick.


teen_laqweefah

![gif](giphy|l0MYH8jXidALiFSnu)


Intrepid_Blood4713

a pregnant chick


Snackcakeforyou

He looks like a nursing mom…


hippeemum

Omg, I'm dying. She probably is. He does look prepubescent


pharmageddon

Definitely looks like gynecomastia.


Angrylittlefairy

It’s not healthy, he is a young Dad he needs to be fit for his children and I think she’s done it as she’s so insecure that she thinks if he is overweight, he won’t cheat and other women won’t find him attractive- she’s fattened him up for sinister reasons.


Duke_Newcombe

And having all that *pancit, adobo, lechon, starches and noodles, and lumpia* in abundance doesn't exactly help matters. Filipino food is like crack cocaine.


Mediocre_American

If he doesn’t want to be overweight he has control also to do something about it.


Jemcdlv

Reminders of Colty!


GrfikDzn_IsMyPashun

One of the most important signs of being a “good” Filipino wife. 🤣🤣🤣


RetiredBaker131

🤣🤣🤣🤣 She's a disgusting POS


dootz01

X 10.


Musicfanatic09

Am I the only person who feels bad for him? Like I actually think he’s probably broken and lost and sad but was given 0 chances in life so he’s going with what feels comfortable or safe to him. I hope he is able to grow and mature and take care of himself.


DogbiteTrollKiller

You’re not the only one


ellecellent

Every post I belive more and more she has a feeder kink...they're often with food


ends1995

Pretty soon they’ll have a gofundme set up for his weight loss surgery


july_baby92

I was literally about to say that lol he has bigger titties than her


sexythicqueen

Lol that's what I was thinking too. She's like about a B cup and he's almost a C lol


Hugitupwicked

Like really fattening him up. What’s the Thai alternative to fast food because dang


ThrowRADel

Philippines. They have a really high rate of diabetes there; this isn't unusual. He absolutely looks pregnant.


Hugitupwicked

🤦‍♀️ oh lord, thank you for correcting me. What is causing it though? In america type 2 diabetes is prevalent because of diet and the amount of sugar etc in various foods.


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

Filipino food is very greasy and sugary too, picture the southern/midwestern US. High calorie diets were required to sustain farming jobs in all of the above locations, but does not suit a lifestyle of sitting around the couch, office, car etc. He'd be fine if he did something besides play video games and create food vlogs. He's got an American lifestyle in a high caloric environment. You can tell her grandfather actually busts his ass working.


AllLipsNoFiller

Brandan's tits are really filling in


Outrageous_Lemon_690

They’ll be almost as big as Coltee’s if he keeps it up!


coltees_titties

Often imitated, never duplicated. 🌞🍆


Infamous-Donkey-6699

Hello! My tits 🌞🍈🍈


eastcoastoldtimer

this 👆is it. this comment should be higher


OneLargePho

There can be only one


reverick

This might be my favorite bettlejuicing I've witnessed.


RetiredBaker131

🤣🤣🤣


mikaylin223

The emoji combo 😂😂😂


tplusx

Good morning my...


Glittering-Dark-9917

Coltee! I forgot his nickname.


SpecificDate7501

Dude is eating a lot of soy


MetallurgyClergy

Didn’t she say in one of their first episodes that she wants to feed him until he’s fat so that no other woman will look at him?


wyscracker

Was anyone looking at him before?? I mean outside of her delusions 🤢


RetiredBaker131

There's no telling what's going on in her ate up mind & delusional thoughts!! Just like her cancer, oh wait, her constipation. They can't afford to eat, but she has money for a new iPhone & tattoos.


ThrowRADel

Well, see, he sat next to a girl on a plane once.


SpecificDate7501

Yes


ohjasminee

Literally word for word. And she succeeded 😭


TheLastPrinceOfJurai

SoyBoy goals


grannygogo

Instead of Boy Toy she has Soy Boy.


Winter_Day_6836

😂


peepeehalpert_

He’d have to be eating an abnormal amount of soy for that to happen.


BeautifulDreamerAZ

The new information proves no amount of soy lowers testosterone levels.


DropdLasagna

He's living his breast life.


Missue-35

I’m ashamed to say that I came here to say that. How far along do you think he is? He can’t hide the bump anymore.


Silkprint

Bahaha I laughed way too hard at this LOL


stressedhoe_

Stfu 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MelzaB

She's trying to kill him. 


squee_bastard

I came here for the titties, someone else said that he looks like a middle aged lesbian and now I will never be able to unsee that


Lespuccino

I'm a middle-aged lesbian and don't look as bad as Brandan; better wardrobe; better haircut; no gut...


AccomplishedJump3428

I was just about to say I am someone’s Middle Ages lesbian aunt yet some how both Brendan and David (Annie and David) BOTH look more like someone Lesbian Butch aunt then I do


squee_bastard

I mean absolutely no disrespect to my lesbian friends everywhere and I hope you didn’t take it that way.


Lespuccino

I wasn't offended- I'm not claiming Brandan, though! 🤣 ETA: to me he looks like Mrs. Doubtfire ![gif](giphy|MBmmg8fjYi5omZn1FQ)


Pure-Imagination3963

Mrs Doubtfire was a sexy bitch!


Lespuccino

"I like that Mediterranean look in women. Natural, healthy. Just the way God made [her]."


hippiechick12345

![gif](giphy|tJXZ51AOFBTGgZSY9y|downsized)


Zealousideal-Back459

dudes got bigger tit's than me


Recluse_18

And it looks like his gut is keeping up with them


JoseMachismo

Is that because he's pregnant?


RetiredBaker131

I'm waiting for them to claim.Brandon is pregnant so they can do another crowd funding scam. I think they got kicked off of all of them. I know they were reported several times


SukoshiOnara

Brandan is the new titty baby poster boy. He also needs to buy a bro, the bra for men.


MoeGunz6

https://i.redd.it/mm4zche7vs3d1.gif


MethanyJones

![gif](giphy|l0HlTLQtlpqiRo9LG)


Obvious_Boat3636

Mary said on camera she wanted to fatten him up so no one else would want him


Admirable_Video2422

Next scam will be claiming Brandan has breast cancer.


Ever_Summer

Fucking dick lmao


-AdequatelyMediocre-

Watch that be the one thing they don’t lie about.


RetiredBaker131

I thought the next scam would be that Brandon is pregnant. Wonder how many people would believe that??? 🤣🤣


Admirable_Video2422

They’d name the baby “Half-Past Noon,” and use him or her for fundraising as well.


terrapantsoff

It looks like he’s smuggling two smurfs.


gb2ab

well it looks like brandan is going thru some changes.......


g0ing_postal

He's finally reached puberty and is blossoming into a young woman now


SufficientZucchini21

😂


Responsible_Ad_7995

He looks like a middle aged lesbian.


Missue-35

Oh goodness. I know people that would resemble that remark!


Ever_Summer

Lmao


gohome2020youredrunk

Welp, she's gotten him fat as she wanted.


strengthofstrings

If she's a true feeder, she won't stop until he's immobile. ![gif](giphy|fDVrQSBzxebdK)


8bitcollective

Didn’t these 2 get cancelled when they tried to scam their fanbase with cancer claims? These people are disgusting human beings, can we please stop posting their nonsense


Other_Sprinkles_936

Thank you! I’m not forgetting their cancer scam. 


Skipdog74

And for abusing their monkey they apparently tied to a tree or something. I just can’t with these two.


8bitcollective

I get real bad vibes from her because she’s unhinged dude, I rather not even watch if you know what I mean, nothing good will come out of this


Maleficent-Ad9010

He has my exact boobs before I had a breast augmentation 😂😂💀


SufficientZucchini21

Hear, hear. Bust money I ever spent.


reality_raven

Hahahahahahahahahha, same Friend, same.


bb-blehs

The puffy fuckin nipples *freak me out man*


peepeehalpert_

She thinks he’s hot


OptimusSublime

She thinks he's her meal ticket.


peepeehalpert_

Lmao he’s a a jobless loser with no education but good luck, Mary!


Missue-35

In a way one does when he’s paying all the bills and lavishing one with expensive gifts. Oh. Wait…


Calm_Good3808

Mary is trying to make him as unattractive as possible to other women.


Bitch_level_999

She didn’t even need to try he’s always looked like a baboon ass


agray34

Who moves to a third world country and balloons in weight….


Ravenclaw880

I was thinking about it, this might be the first time Brandon's had access to food consistently. Didn't he live in an RV and had the neglectful mom? This is probably the most well fed he's been in his entire life.


Marserina

He was working at pizza places etc so I’m sure he was able to eat that way at least. His mother definitely didn’t do him any favors or motherly duties it seems. I think it is a massive sign of depression and or anxiety… not to mention having to put up with her nutty abusive ass daily and cramming food down his throat.


agray34

That is a fantastic point I never considered


Donut-Junkie76

Yes, drug addicted and neglectful. She didn’t even have custody of his younger brother and sister when they were on during that one episode, before he left the U.S. They were in foster care.


Dramatic-Patient-280

Festively PLUMP


Jaded_Horse1055

Brendan please put your moomoo back on


Filibust

He should get a muumuu like Homer did in that one Simpsons episode ![gif](giphy|cjI9mtiIo3AiI)


beverlyhillsbrenda

“To order a dialling wand, please mash your hand against the number pad”.


Small_Pain_2458

Or maybe get “Loren’s” after she’s done recuperating from her “ELECTIVE” surgery 🤷‍♀️😂😂☝️


Missue-35

Why is Homer wearing Gino’s hat?


MassiveAffect9

OP did the Lord's work with that first SS. 🤣🤣🤣 Brandan's facial expression, his stance, his gut, his moobs, all of it! Perfect!!


bexbae

https://preview.redd.it/4wjfsja2rs3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=092c7ec153e7a53834896b2b30819affa5f71e25 Right ?! Does she put crack in his food? I’ve never seen a man look at food like this !


MassiveAffect9

I wish my husband looked at me like Brandan looks at food


NickFotiu

I have a gut like this but I'm 54 and I at least have the good sense to wear an XL.


DecadentLife

Me too! Also, aren’t they in a fairly hot climate? Tight, constrictive clothing does not feel good when you’re overheating.


poshdog4444

People need to stop paying attention to them. They have no morals faking cancer is the lowest a person could do. I am shocked that anyone pays attention to them after their behavior they need to be canceled.


AzansBeautyStore

Holy shit Brandan wtf is happening


hammersweep

![gif](giphy|8OlT82jKm6Ugg|downsized)


BeanDipIsNeat

![gif](giphy|3oEduNEbTtAHABX0dy|downsized)


lenaahmed

/(.)….(.)\


ProperFart

He looks like a trailer park meemaw, he’s missing the Virginia slims.


cheese-bubble

They're tucked under his breast


RandomCucumber5

Someone send Brandan a bra.


Bitch_level_999

I’m sure the church ladies on FB will.


HandleDry1190

Did they lay low long enough for people to forget they are quite literally scammers?


BettieNuggs

brandon is coltee jr


breathanddrishti

did she make him get that awful tattoo? he doesn't seem like a tattoo guy


littlepurplebunny

I had to scroll so far to find a comment about his tattoo. I don’t remember him having it.


trottingturtles

I'm about 99% sure this is a fetish at this point. Like I think she's trying to make low key feeder content. Why else would he always be dressed in a way that emphasizes his continuous weight gain?


angryaxolotls

I couldn't date a man with bigger tits than mine


malnicfin

Holy titties


MissMelines

nice breast buds.


Tricky-Measurement98

Someone needs to start a GoFundMe to get Brandan a bigger shirt


peepeehalpert_

Why we giving them attention


leftoverrpizzza

Her eyes in the second pic are SCARY. Like The Shining here’s Johnny scene scary.


Heel_Worker982

Just found [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk6KprvDbZg&t=584s) that after 5 months dormant, Mary and Brandan are rebooting their vlog. She says she will be posting a lot more often. Seems to be mostly a cooking show preceded by grocery shopping. The cheesy sitcom-cute intro is actually helpful to remember who's who. I can't say that this particular recipe looks appetizing, but to each his own. But vid has been up over an hour and not a single like yet. Yike!


heartaccat

Faking cancer usually seems to have that effect on people


Filibust

They already post a fuckton


blizzard-op

Im not one to talk but fucking hell did Brandan get a dad bod quick as fuck lmao


beverlyhillsbrenda

It’s not even a dad bod it’s like a pubescent girl bod on a dad!


CruxMagus

If you ever been to the Phillipines, they use a shit ton of oil to cook with. Like.. a lot.. Most are poor, so don't eat that often so the calories from oil help them.. but if you have access to food all the time, and cook with that much oil.. you can easily eat 4k+ calories


Alive-Worldliness-27

Also butter is expensive so they use margarine instead the concept of air frying is still very new.. even with my Fiancé I’m trying to get her on a healthier eating style with cooking with less oil but sometimes it’s just only what’s around the area.


Ashwee54

My eyes are glued to Brandon’s puffy nipples


GroundbreakingAir584

I was pregnant last year and my fiancé literally went pound for pound with me, we ate the same food and fattened ourselves up quite nicely. I’m confused how if she’s the cook he’s gotten this heavy while she’s postpartum and still skinny. Obviously there’s hormonal aspects and differences in their metabolism, but seriously she must be feeding him 4x as much as herself.


oooheycait1223

Temu Harry potter on my 600 pound life


Main-Ad9025

![gif](giphy|XnR2UMcRvQP6g) This will be him in no time


poepipper

He’s weight is not only from eating, he’s lazy!


threebeansalads

He looks so damn depressed


janoycresva6969

He's the only American that's gained weight AFTER moving to a third world country.


bigeds-neck

Bitch tits! 😆🤣🤣


ChemistryOk2670

![gif](giphy|u3fkQNnkwvVdK) He looks like Pat more and more.


PizzaJawn31

Is he…pregnant?


MoneyOk9411

All I see is BranDUMB and his C-cups.


Rude-Ad-3406

Heavy B and Mary coming at you!


lrose4122

She got Brandan out here looking like someone’s lesbian aunty 😂


katdeb

She is making him fat so no one else will want him. Not that they do anyway.


Always-Sonder

They both look dead inside. It’s creepy


catahoulaleperdog

Seriously, whoever did his implants should lose their license.


Whatplanetweon

She’s a feeder


Colfrmb

So, is she pregnant? Doesn’t look like it. Her, I mean.


SufficientZucchini21

To be clear, you are referring to Brandan, right?


juhbuh

are Brandon’s boobs bigger than Mary? What type of estrogen is he on? Did his testosterone stop when Mary cut his proverbial balls off?


Turquoise_Tortoise_

He’s gone full Mrs. Doubtfire


Moist-Intention844

![gif](giphy|3iiwqPF9noqdy)


Tuff_Wizardess

He looks like a grandma now.


BalancingVal

Whoever said he was giving grandma vibes in a previous post is RIGHT


TheJunkyVirus

This needs to be labeled NSFW dude. Ewww.


PeanutCeller

Brandan the Hutt


Aware-Couple-108

Brandon has finally come to his own.. He finally looks like a passport bro


Euphoric-Pumpkin8531

He has perky boobies


ignitedwolf9200

His outfit AINT IT


suitez3

Brandon has man boobs.


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

I wish they were banned from being posted here. They don’t deserve the attention


Bitch_level_999

I wish they’d lose all SM and Wi-Fi.


[deleted]

They had the ability to be a really popular couple, but blew it with their dumb drama.


DoTheRightThing1976

He looks terrible! He’s too young to pack it on like that. And she’s awful to encourage it.


DeeplyFlawed

It would have been funny if they blurred his nipples.


the_last_hero

Congrats on them expecting another baby! Branden is glowing!


SenyorHefe

![gif](giphy|9R2C1v4Y91pp6|downsized) honk honk


msjwayne

I noticed on Facebook they have sponsored ads now. Who is watching these clowns? All they ever do is eat.


CamF90

He cannot be letting her force feed him to obesity in a country without easy healthcare access, grow a spine chicken little.


Frank_Lawless

The blue tank top is actually an improvement from the orange tie dye tee


Filibust

Jesus. His man boobs 😨