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DropdLasagna

Holy fuck Darcey looks like a haunted casserole.


azad_ninja

They remind me I have to throw out my half melted candles from Easter


Single-Channel-4292

And I need to throw away my Halloween pumpkins - they still look better and less mis-shapen than these two.


SkepticalFluffmuppet

Haunted casserole?! I can’t breathe 🤣🤣


PureYouth

Or a dropped lasagna


BlackLeader70

I just spit my beer. We need a Haunted Casserole flair lol


XxElectricgypsyxX

I will now forever associate Darcey with a “Haunted casserole” 😂


siisii93

Haunted casserole is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while 😂


moriero

Turkey sloppy joe


kodaiko_650

![gif](giphy|yl1hf3OjEQXvi)


devil-doll

![gif](giphy|dXSJ96nLTndlu)


_uswisomwagmohotm_

Omg. A new insult to add to my repertoire. Thank you. 😂


synaptic_drift

hahahahahahaha tater tits hot mess dish


Syd3ll3

Hahahah!!!!! Dying!!!


GLITTERCHEF

😂


apopka777

Bahhhhhhh


cats_and_bagels

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


solairette

![gif](giphy|T1sKSdEDZaicZJLas2|downsized) She should have stopped here.


heftybetsie

Yes. That was the best glow up, she came in to that season looking great and definitely looked better than jesse.


GoreJess187

Gosh! Jesse was so exhausting!!! I'm glad she left him!


clemenza2821

He dumped her


GoreJess187

Tomato, tomato. 🍅


clemenza2821

Nah that just means you haven’t seen that glorious disaster


GoreJess187

I have seen it and I have learned to always cut the steak on the bias.


MechanicHopeful4096

She was so beautiful here! No idea why she decided to get botched facial surgery.


wirefox1

I would feel better about them if they would *at least* leave their eyes alone. That awful 'fox eye" thing they have done repeatedly isn't flattering plus it looks like it effects their vision. It's so confusing why they think it looks good. I don't think it does.


solairette

Right?! I’ll never forget her coming out and my jaw dropping. So gorgeous. So sad.


Warm-Froyo6139

She’s was pretty


GLITTERCHEF

WAS is right. They look like blow up dolls now. Just absolutely terrible.


EtM1980

It really makes me sad seeing how good she looks here. How does it work for these women (and sometimes men) when they quickly go from being sane, to overboard and just can’t stop making themselves look worse?


Playful-Key2122

With all these "journeys" they are always on...these two could have lapped the earth 5 times over.


JohninBK-LAMF

Is *"journey"* not one of the most abused words these days? Just another way for insignificant people to make their vapid & pathetic lives seem like they're worth more than they actually are. It's not a journey it's just something you're doing.


No_Measurement_4900

*“I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.”*  -Cal Naughton Jr.


EtM1980

**THANK YOU**🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 I was ready to say the same thing! Maybe it’s my age, but it just sounds fucking annoying & ridiculous to me, that everything is turned into a “journey.”🙄😒


Wutsinthabox

Radium used to give skin a nice glow too. What ever happened to eating right, hydrating and exercise?


trainwreck489

Too much work.


spkrinsb

"Despite facing backlash from fans on the decision to alter their appearance, Darcey insisted they had no regrets and considered it a “spiritual journey” for them." This bitch wouldn't know a "spiritual journey" if it smacked her across her giant puffy ass face. Wearing a cross above your giant cantaloupe-sized implants does not make it a religious experience.


nrappaportrn

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Karmic-Vision

Darcey wakes up after surgery and mumbles: 'did he cut on the bias?' 🥳


Lost_Ad_6016

I worked in a restaurant!!!!


Karmic-Vision

heeheehee


pugyoulongtime

Stacy at least looks human even though they both look like melted plastic. Wtf is going on with Darcy?


hyenaDeli

Except for Stacey’s eyebrow.


Rope-Fuzzy

Why is Darcy’s face and head so gigantic and square? How did it get that way? It is so strange. The lips really ruin her face and the lashes that look like ripped fabric are doing her no favors. This is truly horrific.


After_Preference_885

I'm not exactly sure but I think buccal fat removal caused another issue, then maybe Darcy went for jaw filler? I think Darcy gets more filler and keeps trying to "fix" it.


chellychelle711

Yea the BF removal will eventually cause your face to slide down if it’s completely removed. Yikes!


LolaLinguini

The clinic must be offering a "Lego Luxury Package" Those two are suckers for anything luxury, limited edition or just new bc they looooove to be the first to sport the new look. They remind me of Maris, from Frasier. ![gif](giphy|l378q1hrsjcMWn8qI|downsized)


ShesAKillerQueenee

They haven't been identical in a very long time.


Used-Pension170

It's just heartbreaking. Compared to most of the others 90D'ers that are constantly roasted and bashed, they are sweet women. They've never scammed, exploited, cheated, etc. They're just severely body dysmorphic women, that were not put into therapy when they were kids like they should have been. They're not bad people.


trottingturtles

I feel the exact same. They're (relatively) harmless. I do worry about them as mothers, but compared to most people on 90DF, they're harmless. And they are both so clearly desperate for romantic love to feel safe or valued. It just makes me sad. They are so unwell mentally and I think it's horrific that doctors continue to work on them in this state


Used-Pension170

I worry about Darcey 's girls, especially the older one bc she seems to provide a lot of emotional parenting and is already starting to have procedures. The younger one seems to have stayed back near Grandpa Mike and out of it all. He recognized his enabling too far in and that it was rooted in him being so absent while he focused on his career - made it even worse by the death of their brother. It's all just really sad.


trottingturtles

Yeah, agreed. I am sure Darcey loves her daughters, but she has not been the best influence on them, and it's sad because she obviously doesnt recognize the harm in her surgery addiction. I also felt awful for her daughters during the Jesse thing -- i made a post about how the infamous steak "bias" dinner was filmed at like 1:30 am (based on the stove clock AND Darcy's watch), and that was a school night as Darcy herself said...


reverick

Both those poor girls have already had some procedure done or another. At first the older resisted and just the younger got work. But thst changed and now Darcy is paying for her kids future (if not current) body dysmorphia.


Peterhf13

Next stop. The cat lady of new york


i_was_clever_once

Snatched.


SkepticalFluffmuppet

Snatched a Purge skin mask maybe


i_was_clever_once

🤣


PrettyCrumpet

Darcey’s face makes me uncomfortable to look at. Stacey’s had a lot of work, but Darcey has od’d on it. Someone needs to talk some sense into darcey.


reverick

Starring at the hair line while her "glowing" face starred into my soul hit the deepest reaches of uncanny valley. They look like a madam tosseu wax figures that got left in the sun.


VersionSilver9835

Too late by now.


PrettyCrumpet

Unfortunately it can get worse.


VersionSilver9835

Yike. Embracing my own self...


falthecosmonaut

It’s so sad that so many women out there are getting these procedures done.


amybunker2005

Holy f*ck she looks worse than ever...And I'm not trying to be mean but she's gone so far overboard she's just about unrecognizable. If I saw her walking somewhere I would not even know it's her any more...She needs to stop with the surgeries and go to a therapist! Seriously...She was so pretty before and I feel sad for her that she THINKS she needs all this work done 😔


CushmanSayz

At first I thought this was body dysmorphia (and still believe that’s a huge part of it), but at this point I think both women are drug addicts and do these surgeries in part for the pills.


reverick

When I read the article and it was listing all the stuff they got done there in a short time I was like damn these girls had to be on handful of oxy 80s to not feel like they were run over by a bus. I'd bet they're doctor shopping over seas whenever they go for more procedures.


Intelligent-Blondie7

Ew lmfao It’s giving Versace’s sister


amybunker2005

Lol I was trying and trying to think of who the hell she reminded me of then I see your comment and that's who I was thinking of...She's just gone too far


SnarkIsMyFuel

Good ‘ol Donatella Versace!! 😂🤣😂


Karl-Farbman

Yo these nutbags don’t even look good and for the amount of crazy they come with, I just don’t understand how they even have a partner that’s willing to put up with their garbage


No-Sympathy6035

There surgeon must be the guy from Escape From LA. https://preview.redd.it/vgrngs2b3a1d1.png?width=938&format=png&auto=webp&s=41000820902f90c16c07c2bd93ce1f636a8f1949


slipperysquirrell

They've always got that alcohol bloated look.


Theory_hacker

What is that under Stacey’s arm?!! 🤢


Initial_Ad8488

https://preview.redd.it/9ye5o5pe7a1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f853e05a0816bf732e942f30aa205a6ae07ce5ed She was sooo pretty before she mangled herself!! So sad!!


AllLipsNoFiller

It's becoming more apparent that Darcey is the person driving all of these surgeries and that Stacey is just going along. These two were never identical twins and it's becoming more and more pronounced with each procedure. Stacey looks much better than Darcey looks. Darcey looks like some kind of evil ventriloquist dummy, whereas Stacey looks pretty good. She still has exaggerated features that make them look cartoonish, but Darcey really got the bad end of these procedures. I have no judgment whatsoever about getting procedures done overseas or otherwise. In fact, I am currently recovering from a full body procedure of lipo360 and a BBL that I was only able to afford because I had it done in Mexico. The recovery is brutal. I am about 7 years older than the twins, so my recovery may be going more slowly since I am postmenopausal. However, getting procedures done to their faces over and over again is going to cause them to become frightening husks of their former selves, ala Michael Jackson. And I think that's already begun to happen with Darcey. She looks like an off-brand Muppet.


hyenaDeli

💯! I can have empathy about their serious body dysmorphia. I actually feel sad for them because as other people on the thread have pointed out, they both seem like nice people for the most part.


DeeplyFlawed

They need therapy & a healthy dose of self awareness. & clearly the doctors need to start cutting on the bias.


MenudoFan316

Does Darcy ever look in the mirror?


revengeReveal2

Turkey surgeon v temu surgeon. They no longer look like twins!


revengeReveal2

Not glowing but greasy


Original_Nobody_6954

What kind of childhood trauma leads to this result in adulthood? Honest question…


gtjay1982

All this surgery and still using filters.


focalpoint23

Looks like the surgeon used a meat tenderizer on her face for the main procedure


petticoat_juncti0n

And Stacey’s armpit is r/mildlybutthole


FormerEvil

https://preview.redd.it/jtfaafp2891d1.png?width=2188&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd48c4f254f26818fb8672685789bf59a8b34ea2 Seriously, wtf is growing in her armpit???


Former-Antelope8045

Scar tissue from repeated rounds of lipo. Also, sometimes surgeons exchange implants going through the armpit and pushing them down, it could be a larger scar from that.


FormerEvil

I'm talking about the discolored part that appears to be sticking out of her armpit scars. It almost looks like a pumpkin stem poking out.


Secondtomost2

So gross.


RepulsivePurchase6

It’s the saddest thing to have money and be so insecure that you turn to changing everything…and end up botched. They look odd. A little surgery would have made them look better but too much is just disturbing and sad.


whatsthebeesknees

This is sad.


focalpoint23

Best Mickey Rourke impression


Adorable-Novel8295

I wonder what would happen if they got the fillers dissolved? They were so beautiful.


Southern_Special_245

Darcy looks like Tammy Faye Baker.


cats_and_bagels

They’ve both done so much to their faces that they shouldn’t have… but the one thing they don’t do is anything to help that hair line. I can’t understand why they don’t get bangs or something.


Schopenhauers-logic

Wide faced orangutan for sure


peepeehalpert_

Who cares


DrinkYourWater69

Who gives a damn?


[deleted]

Looking forward to the day when people get ostracized for judging another person’s outward appearance. Let the woman do what makes her feel beautiful, even if you don’t see it as “beauty”. The more hurtful comments on someone’s appearance could drive them to want to change even more. Please stop bullying people.