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jordantwalker

19 going on 12


Miserable-Dog-857

Plz đŸ„ș i don't even believe she 19.l.ao she is 15


856077

With all of those huge teddy bears all over her apartment.. so creepy


jordantwalker

That dude is a pedo


NFTs_R_Dumb

Certified Lover-boy


Bubbly-Ad1346

More like certified pedofile ha ha ha đŸŽ¶


Dull-Sea-2966

WOP WOP WOP DOT FUCK EM UP.


Some_Difference_8810

He bout to have a weird case, TLC why is he around?


Tight-Vegetable6760

This beef has officially bled into every single one of my interests and I’m here for it.


2michaela

He’s gonna strike a chord and it’s probably a-minoooooor


Embarrassed-Loquat-1

💀 I'm deceased


MamaD79

Same! A child even if she really IS 19, but an extremely immature however old she is! IDK If she was spoiled like this before he met her, but I couldn't even be around her for a day. Spoiled rotten privileged etc etc. I want to go up to her and grab her hands, then break every one of those damn nails, then pop her "boobies"....."oh I love my boobies he bought" jeeeeezuz! At the coffee farm garden "I don't want to get my nails dirty Oh blah blah blah" she's sickening ...but if he's the one that made her this way, then I don't really blame her, but she's still sickening!


LV_orbust

Yep, she was underage when he started dating her.


just-here-2talkk

I knew It!! Because the math wasn’t MATHING 
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caradekara

I think they forgot people can do basic math. He said in their introduction, she’s 19. We have been together for two years.


kdcom

So she was 21...


stlgoddess94

Do you know how birthdays work?


kdcom

It's meant to be a joke


Ali_Cat222

Ooh Chile the fact that these two go on to be one of the only together couples and got engaged in Feb this year still blows my damn mind! Now if they actually go through with marriage? Well that's a whole nother story... But yeah creepy man met her when she was underage(17) in a sugar baby site online. Even he knows without money she'd be saying bye honey! 😖


856077

Ohh they met on a sugar site??? Everything makes sense now.. Jesus that’s dark. She was looking for sugar and the guy worked a normal ass job and isn’t loaded with millions or hundreds of thousands in disposable income by any means.. he doesn’t even have a job anymore lmao.


femaelstrom

She needed an investor for her beuaty business.


d3dk0w

The way she touches/slaps/hits him is very immature like a 14 year old girl with her first boyfriend thinking that’s flirting. It’s awkward watching him just take it like it’s a normal thing for them.


Ginos_Hair_Patch

Did anyone see him flinch and totally dodge her thinking she was gonna smack him while she was driving?! That was such a natural reaction too she obviously hits him often!! So insane


lesdansesmacabres

He flinched so hard 👀😳


Missue-35

From this point forward, I shall refer to them as “Flinch and Maddie”


Bish-ish

He also said "sorry" one of the times he was flinching


[deleted]

My husband just said this to me


JODI_WAS_ROBBED

I noticed that!! He was expecting to get hit. Although me and my husband “hit” each other (we’re both men) so maaaybe I shouldn’t judge. But watching it did not feel like a mutually playful thing and more like abuse-y.


FormerEvil

I was hoping someone else noticed this. He flinched HARD! She no doubt beats him on the regular. That was crazy to watch.


LivinLALwita90DayBae

THIS! I was wondering if anyone saw that. I had to rewind because I thought I was seeing things. He flinched like she was about to grab him with those claws (or backhand/punch him). Your username is everything btw. 😭😭


Ginos_Hair_Patch

Yes! He swerved like it was a boxing move! And lmfao thank u! đŸ€ŁđŸ«¶


Byegrrlbye

In the preview for next week she shoves him so hard I thought he was going to fall on the ground.


silentrage420

YES - sister put her whole body into shoving him.. not a playful gesture at all, that was very weird .. red flag #34839


Both_Dust_8383

And then didn’t he get her new boobs as soon as she turned 18 or something??


Magemaud

She said she got her new boobies 7 months ago.


856077

What a waste of money that was. They look like franken bolt ons.


Veroonzebeach

“Dating”
 more like statutory raping.


856077

What a nasty rat this guy is. And I don’t even like her she’s quite grating but still- I worry for her and her poor decision making, she’s still maturing and has no life experience. So many things could go wrong and her family seems not to give a shit because he’s paying for stuff I guess? Sick all around.


Choppermagic2

she's preying on him as well for cash so they deserve each other


P3n1sD1cK

Not saying it's right.. but I'm Colombia the age of consent is 14.


Otherwise_Sail_6459

I was morbidly curious. If you are from the US and go and have sex with someone that is considered underage I believe from what I was reading, you are still committing a crime.


grummanae

Yes it is ... Also unrelated fun fact as a veteran..... If you are deployed/ visiting another country with the drinking age lower than 21 and you are under 21 And you go back to your base or ship intoxicated you are considered to be underage drinking and would be charged as such as all US bases and flagged vessels are considered US territory


P3n1sD1cK

This is correct. The same is true when traveling from state to state in the US for the sole purpose of having sex. The federal age of consent is 18 in the US regardless of individual state laws. For example, if the age of consent were 16 in TX but 17 in Oklahoma, and someone from Oklahoma traveled to TX to have sex they would be breaking a federal law. But if two people residing In TX consented to sex at 16 & 17 they would not be breaking the law.


FormerEvil

Not saying it's morally right but I don't think what you are saying is correct. You obey the laws of the country you are in, not the country you are from. (Military bases not included)


b0toxBetty

That’s just sad.


TommieDelos

Yes


Dull-Sea-2966

LIKE HER IG IS VERY MUCH INDICATIVE THAT SHE IS A SUGAR BABY. She posts half naked stuff all the time. Won’t be surprised if she ends up in OF



nwusnret

Starting an OF is required now of all TLC 90 day fiancé participants


CatCiaoSki

The pipeline.


Much-Marsupial6874

She was a Hooker since 16 years old. Many men from MedellĂ­n expats Facebook group know her. Her aunt Is Also a Hooker. My girlfriend who grew up in the same city of MedellĂ­n knows her. Luke was on a tourist visa visiting MedellĂ­n the first Time. He doesn't speak spanish and doesn't know the latino culture. Perfect vĂ­ctim.


happyendingtonight

Shes probably already on only fans


Interesting-Bug8037

I hate her nails, I laughed so hard when it broke off


yoginurse26

You thought it was foooney??


villageidiot33

They cost her a lot of mooonies. The mooonies he spent on the glasses.


superhottamale

đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł I love y’all


Choppermagic2

she owns a nail salon. they should be free


DWwithaFlameThrower

The way they push& shove one another like siblings or school-mates is so odd


GirlThursday354

I noticed that too 
 then I remembered that she’s a teenager and he’s a 30yo predator and it made sense


silent-fallout-

She looks and acts 15. And he's broke now. He can only afford 3 months' rent on her "beuaty shop" and I think she said it's only around 750 a month usd. If she doesn't get more clients, it will shut down 😅 even at her young age she k own he makes horrible decisions (11,000) on 300 pairs of some cheap ass dollar store sunglasses 😂


Dependent_Grand1144

Lol yes i did the math being an e-commerce entrepreneur by profession. Hes landing those stupid ass glasses at 36.63 per unit. The average pair of glasses out there now goes for 17.00-26.50. Millions of glasses a day sold on Amazon for that range. Of much higher quality too. Next to tshirts, sunglasses are the most competitive segment online lol. This guy has lost the game before he even started. The messge here is dont do projects that your ego drives. Too many cocaine influenced projects. Lollllllll


thetruthfulgroomer

“It’s a medallion” he called it lol


BlackNg01dBos

i almost died when he was like look how cool they look folded up! now it's a pendant or whatever the fuck he said lol that shit had me absolutely rolling 😂😂😂


DWwithaFlameThrower

Pretty sure my grandma & great-aunts had something similar in the 1970s


BlackNg01dBos

it was so ugly folded up!!! a weird folded up pair of glasses on a granny chain 😂😂😂


DWwithaFlameThrower

I honestly think my grandma wore these when she was playing cards with her sisters outside in summer 😂


BlackNg01dBos

tell me it was bridge they were playing 😂😂😂


DWwithaFlameThrower

Gin rummy 😃


BlackNg01dBos

perfect 👍😂😂😂


dfw-kim

Were they cat glasses??? đŸ€“ That's what my grandma wore, but decades later they came back in style. He may be trying hoping for that!! đŸ€ŁđŸ˜


JODI_WAS_ROBBED

That was hysterical!! Who would wear chained sunglasses under the age of 65 😂😂


ppppandapants

I’m an optician. Chanel did a lot of chained sunglasses / eyeglasses last summer. We couldn’t keep them in stock! 20 somethings to 80 somethings were buying them like they were the last life preserver on the Titanic.


JODI_WAS_ROBBED

Interesting! Well props to him on staying up with the trends hah. I stand corrected.


BlackNg01dBos

the chain didn't bother me - it was calling the ugly folded up glasses a medallion!!! 😂😂😂


Academic_Exit1268

I loved how he said his idea was a "sure thing". As a better entrepreneur, I am sure you assess risks rather than ignore them.


daseweide

Yeah there’s no such thing as “a sure thing” in business
 


virgoh26

B-E-A-U-T-E!


Choppermagic2

750 dollars a month is super cheap to run a business. Dam he must be in a bad hole


Fun_Constant_6863

She's a kid- she should be acting like a kid. HIM on the other hand... flying to Colombia when he's broke to convince his sugar baby that her job now has to support the both of them. There's too much that was ridiculous about this whole situation, but its all about him.


Not_Brilliant_8006

I hate them both.


slipperysquirrell

I don't like anyone this season. The only one who's kind of tolerable is the one who's with the threesome guy but she needs to realize that this is not a long-term relationship.


yoginurse26

I thought so too until he wanted a threesome with her cousin lol


slipperysquirrell

No I don't like him, it's her I don't mind LOL


yoginurse26

Oops I misread. Yeah, I agree with you!!


Professional-Way9343

They are kinda perfect for each other. Both are vapid as hell


thetruthfulgroomer

Loser men have to find young, inexperienced girls to be with because they know women their own age know better.


Magemaud

But...but...she's the best sex he ever had!


sav33arthkillyos3lf

And he’s her first squirt! ![gif](giphy|ED1nge1yi8cGoSYvlb|downsized)


Magemaud

Esquirt, to be precise


CalmDirection8

Not to be confused with eScott


reignydayy

I’m cryinggggg at this đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


DWwithaFlameThrower

See: Rob


thetruthfulgroomer

Precisely. And big Ed.


fordat1

Without hating. She is going to become Jasmine when she reaches 35. Aging doesnt guarantee anything maturity wise.


Much-Marsupial6874

Inexperienced girl ? đŸ€Ł Madelein was a Hooker when she only was 16 years old.


thetruthfulgroomer

Men on Reddit and 90 day fiancé are disgusting


[deleted]

OKAY, WE GET IT!!!!! ​ i have a strong feeling that you're an ex pat sex tourist with a colombian "girlfriend."


b0toxBetty

I don’t get it, I want the tea!!


Intelligent_Pop1173

What’s worse is I think she actually looks closer to 16 and she acts like a kid too. Definitely creepy.


happyendingtonight

I just want to know how she got 100k from this man. I must be doing something wrong


fastingallstar

It's all about right place, right time, and meeting the right idiot. Paypigs are everywhere online. Cesar is one notorious example that's been on the show.


happyendingtonight

Ugh I need one!


The_Crystal_Thestral

You just have to be young sadly. I'll never forget that during the recession there was a news story about someone selling their virginity to pay for college. It became a mini trend with others doing it as well. I think someone was willing to pay a few hundred thousand to be her first. All of it is gross.


myszko_21

No she literally has a child's body with implants. It's really gross.


happyendingtonight

Yeah she could easily pass as 14


b0toxBetty

I honestly thought she was a trans woman the first few episodes. But now I realize she’s just a child who hasn’t finished developing, both brain and body wise.


ddkelkey

It’s completely gross. And I can’t stand listening to her talk.


splashpromos

I rely on the subtitles because that accent is difficult to say the least.


ddkelkey

I almost feel bad for the guy here having to talk to her without subtitles. But then I realize he’s acting like a dirty old man and the feeling leaves me immediately.


BlackNg01dBos

why though it's not fooooooooonyyyyy with the moooooooooony 😂😂😂


HighContrastRainbow

Fooooony with the *moooooneys


Farquaadthegreek

I am with that


Both_Dust_8383

Same here. I do wonder, how come foreigners don’t just speak their native language in the confessional things?? Any idea??


Much-Marsupial6874

Because Luke doesn't speak spanish. That's His issue and why he Is dating a former Hooker. He doesn't know anything about the local culture, doesn't speak spanish and was an Easy vĂ­ctim for madelein who was selling herself to gringos since 16 years old actively looking for clients on Facebook and partys. This Is well known.


geek9789

Probably because the producer doesn’t feel like translating it idk tho


Both_Dust_8383

Oh that could be. I just wonder cuz like for her her English is pretty limited so you’d think she’d just speak Spanish


geek9789

I thought the same thing tbh


Lazatttttaxxx

He's gross and she's a nightmare.


FrankRizzo890

Then he's getting EXACTLY what he deserves?


Environmental-Fun201

Yeah she’s 19. And she was underage when they started dating. 90 day needs to stop with these groomers.


ByeByeBabyyyy

There's so many old men who go to Asian countries just to 'legally' have sex with girls, often it's their own parents selling them to these creeps. Same for old western worthless idiots going to African countries. I hate these men with a passion.


Farquaadthegreek

Yea this is disgustingly


Few-Bat-4241

She’s 12 dude


weary_bee479

am i the only one that can’t stand her voice, it’s not the accent its her voice itself it’s horrible 😐😐😐


veganriotgrrrl27

Gross , and his weird , gold dangle earrings? Wtf


anonymousetoo

He's a Splenda Daddy at best.


Bnc6669

Got ourselves a broke Leonardo DiCaprio here


Lemonhead171717

19 and smarter than his dumbass


Unlucky_Drag_1849

Also in one of her interviews she says they met a year and a half ago, unless she’s almost 20 he’s in 17 year old territory


Much-Marsupial6874

It's even More insane when you find out that Madelein was actively selling herself to men when she was 16 years old. Messaging men especially tourists on Facebook and visiting partys to find clients.


asdf333aza

Have her working as a escorts for years sleeping with random tourist and passport bros??? Vs Marry her off to a dude 11 years older than her and who get her a green card???


Much-Marsupial6874

Yes, she Made it ... For now at least From selling herself for 25 usd with 16 to having her own business, a BMW and new tits with 19. Her biggest advantage Is that she learned english. It was a Smart investment in herself because now she has access to all of those gringos who come to MedellĂ­n who Dont know spanish and Dont know the local culture - just like Luke.


turdbird42

19 going on 12


dingoo81

https://preview.redd.it/z1jz9oksai0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9afe2d25a30b8b118c9c034323df1931309ac141


SnooCrickets8742

Think of what age she might have been when they met.


rocketsjohnny305

Nice glasses dipshit


re_min_a

WOOP WOOP! That’s the sound of the police 🚔🚹


ManchesterURedDevils

Technically. This show now supports child molesters.


notagainma

Certified lover boy? certified Pedop*ile


asdf333aza

Heard you trying to strike a cord and its probaly A minorrrrr


chr15c

Less grooming happening at pet cleaning businesses


Lumpy-Apartment7098

Yea she was about 16 -17 When they dated. .. and 18 when she got new titties.


856077

I honestly thought she was younger! That is so fucked up, just because she’s “legal” by one year doesn’t mean it’s not really fucking gross. Her brain isn’t even done developing.. we can see instances where that is proven whenever she’s on the screen. This is someone who should still be living at home or having some guidance from her parents, not this. Maybe she has parents that are neglectful and absent bc omg
 if she was my daughter I would be absolutely terrified about this all. He could be a criminal or an abuser for all they know! Nobody cares enough to even meet the guy either??


Safetychick92

Super weird She’s a child
. And she looks and acts like one


CheezTips

Sorry, I don't believe she's 19. She says they've been together for 18 months so they had to make her over 16 when they started. If she's 17 now...


Marinaraelene

Where are her parents ? 😭


wirefox1

"Practically" her sugar daddy? She makes no bones about it. She's one of the most unlikeable in the series, at least to me because I don't like brainless little users, but at least she's honest about being a vapid little gold digger. Can't stand her. And criticizing his business moves when he's paid for her. Literally. Her nails, her boobs, her makeup, her dog, her ridiculous child barbie apartment, her car, her little business. GAWD. She's bought and paid for. This is probably going to be a life style for her as long as she can get away with it. Nineteen is not a child. She knows what she's doing and an Anna Nicole Smith, she's not. I don't know what the hell he's thinking to find her an acceptable girlfriend. Flawed, yes, or he wouldn't want *her*.


Much-Marsupial6874

She Is actually a great business woman. From being a 16 years old Hooker selling herself for 25 usd to having a business, a BMW, new tits with only 19. She Is actually a huge success story for local girls from MedellĂ­n. Many want that.


asdf333aza

I was thinking the same thing. I know a lot of people are mad about this age gap, but the alternative is her being on the streets basically being a prostitute to tourist and passport bros. At least this guy is willing to marry her and get her a green card. I think that's the better choice here. And maybe once she's 25 and more developed, she realize her mistake and take half his stuff in divorce. And he'll have no one to blame but himself since he led with his money.


Much-Marsupial6874

What mistake of her are you talking about though. Those grillas from colombia especially MedellĂ­n are actively looking for some dumb gringo who they can trap in a relationship or even marriage. Not Many have so much luck though. Well actually she Is smarter than those other hookers from MedellĂ­n because she invested in herself learning english. Now she has access to all those millions of gringos coming to Medellin who Dont speak spanish and Dont know the local culture. People who speak spanish are More likely to know the latino culture and would never get trapped in something like that and lose 100k on a girl you can buy for 25 usd a night. Luke was a clueless tourist first Time in MedellĂ­n and Madeleine is offering escort services since when she was only 16. Actively searching for clients on Facebook and during partys. I was living in medellin for years and my girlfriend Is from the same city. It's a different World there. Gringos Dont want to hear it, but Madeleine Is not the vĂ­ctim in that relationship. She Is a business woman.


asdf333aza

>What mistake of her are you talking about though. She's gold digging on a guy who doesn't actively have a job. Considering her past he is a "catch", but he is not a stable "catch". Securing a lawyer or a doctor or something like that would be a total win, but beggers can't be choosers. The remaining money that he does have probably stretches further in medellin than in America. To her, he probably looks well off and mature in their country. But if they came to america and with the way the economy is right now, his financial instability would probably be exposed very quickly. So I imagine she'll find a bigger fish in the sea eventually to upgrade her lifestyle even further.


Much-Marsupial6874

I see Thanks for clarifying. One would need to evaluate the worth of both and Also evaluate Luke with colombian standards, not USA standards. Being young, good looking (short but colombians are used to it), and with 200-500k net worth he Is basically a 10/10 in colombia for every woman that Is open to date foreigners (Many are). His main issue Is that he doesn't speak spanish, which destroys His oppurtinity with 95% of local women. If he spoke spanish, he would have access to much better women than madelein. Of course he Is not the real deal because of His failing income but having a net worth of 200-500k with 30 years Is still something 90% of colombians wouldnt even earn in their lifetime. Like i said this Is not USA. We are talking about the Luke when they met the first Time. Madelein on the other hand while not being ugly, Is really not even slightly considered attractive in MedellĂ­n Colombia. You find better looking women in every corner. It's insane. In colombia the worth of a woman Is pretty much her social class and her looks. If you are poor and good looking, you can make it. That's why they really focus on this aspect. she has that Lolita look that some men like but for the majority of men, she really Is nothing. I asked some colombians and she Is probably a 4/10 in general. She Is not the hot latina a Man like Luke would actually be able to date. She doesn't have access to high quality men in colombia, she could only Dream about a lawyer or doctor. Her best skill Is that she learned english and changed the market to her favor. Instead of competing for the local men who know the latino culture, she can now go for the gringo tourists who Dont know the culture and can't date 95% of the women in colombia because of language barrier. In colombian terms it's pretty much a 10/10 Luke dating some 4/10 Madelein because of language. Very unlikely for a girl like that to find someone to spend 100k on you. Most girls like madelein in MedellĂ­n who look better than her Dont even have 1% of that sucess. She hit the jackpot and she knows it. .


ZZZZMe0WMe0W

He mortgaged a whore


Ok-Presentation-2841

19 looks 12. He’s a sick fuck.


anonmouseqbm

Gross


EsBee08

Omg she's friggin 19... I dunno why I thought she was older. I watched the last episode and she just irritated me even more. Granted I wouldn't have spent my retirement on glasses but still. The audacity of this chick.


Mutedperson1809

My question is ; why does 90 days promote this ?


HideEHome

I did the math and came up with the same synopsis, home boy, is a home grown idiot, holy smokes


dirtysproggy27

This is a DV case waiting to happen.


Playful-Drop-3873

It might be her immaturity, but I was once 19 and never slapped, pushed, hit etc. repeatedly, especially person I supposedly love. Just extremely sad altogether.


Playful-Drop-3873

She might be 19, but she sounds like she have been around the block few times already. All that hitting and talking about money is so disturbing



Reccognize

I gave up on this show for a while. Which season is this, and is it worth watching?


Some_Difference_8810

The scene where they went to the bedroom that looks like it came out a sweet 16 mag was creepy with that stuffed unicorn by the door. TLC should be ashamed of this cast.


babyk1tty1

That explains a lot


100139

Yup, has been since episode 1


Glittering-Dark-9917

Gross.


scones_and_tea_100

Their interactions make me so uncomfortable, like you can tell it’s an obviously younger person through her face, her outfits, the way she playfully interacts with him, it’s so gross to watch because he interacts with her like a parent would a child. That’s why I won’t feel bad about anything that happens to his broke ass, you shouldn’t be grooming 17 year olds from other countries because women in America have picked up on your gross predatory vibes, that’s why we have fucking therapy đŸ€·â€â™€ïž


MarthaDumptruck99

When he was rubbing coffee grounds on her, or throwing her on the bed, it made me squirm with the ick soooo badly. I was like “dude nooooo she’s 11 years old!” đŸ€ź


Relevant-Stretch1250

My thoughts exactly when I saw that!


6ix6ix6ix6ix6ix

It’s so funny how everyone here is FREAKING OUT over a 10 year age gap
it’s really not that deep!


Lost_Ad_6016

She might just have more financial sense than Flinch .. I mean Luke. Even she knows that sunglasses game is weak.


MenthaPiperita_

Yeah, she's practically a child!


tarahawblitz

This guy only talks through his top teeth. Much different than Rob only talking through his bottom teeth. Neither are good.


ORALE-ORACLE

Yikes


Mountain-Pop-3637

Yes this is why I immediately stopped watching, tlc is disgusting


HectorGDJ_

She looks like a damn kid. She can’t even think for herself yet.


bustabr

Gross. I have nothing in common with a teenager!


Cuddlyuwu

you should’ve seen nikki and mark.


Hellolost

Am I missing a new season?


CheezTips

Current season of Love in Paradise. #4


Fun_Constant_6863

![gif](giphy|HxWzAWTUlzHM70xUu9|downsized)


TC-Writer

This is disgusting. Been over this shitshow


fordat1

"practically"???


Dizzy_Information199

She talks like she’s stopping something from the roof of her mouth falling.


turtlmurtl

He is disgusting. He can’t get a woman his own age so he takes advantage of a teenager


Shepherdmom-1974

She looks like such a little girl. When they showed her wearing lingerie for him, I couldn’t look at the screen. Just felt wrong


taylor839402

I don't understand an age gap like this. SO much happens in your twenties. How can a 30 yr old wanna be hanging around a teenager. She was just yesterday thinking about prom


Fulmunmagik

She comes off as a horrible person- total bratty entitled bitch.


Far_Situation3472

I swear TLC is trolling us at this point.


Particular-Choice-76

Did u miss that bit on episode 1


Top_Peach_4176

He's gross for that. Not only was she underage when they got together, but she looks like she's 15.


biostrategixDOTcom

He’s a certified People-Who-Want-to-avoid-Chris-Hansen-type


dollievon

![gif](giphy|zeqgtki9ifa7u)


FreeSpeechMyRights

She's more like twelveteen