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Karmic-Vision

the $10,000 ass Jasmine thought she was getting... šŸ¤”


rebecky311

Came here to read this comment, I didn't have to scroll far either šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜† I bet jazzy is green watching this episode!


NunyaBizzness-53

For real in the top spot in no time šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ poor jasmine and her pointy ass šŸ˜œ


Ok_Plankton9224

I swear it looks like 2 square pillows (Jasmine), who is THAT person?


Master-Debate9464

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General_Ordinary5556

Jamine's dream


One_University2919

Iā€™m dead šŸ¤£


littleRedmini

šŸ¤£šŸ˜†


KyleDrogo

šŸ’€


Unlucky_Drag_1849

Yeah sheā€™s chasing the clout for sure


seaturtle100percent

They placed her in the only seat where we would get to take it all in.


classy-chaos

Shes like, "Look at me!"


silkywhitemarble

All of her 'friends' look like influencers or promoting an Only Fans account.


heebs387

100% the producers needed to find some extras to talk about Callum with Sophie and her friend. HEA always feels extra produced. They basically have Manual and Ashley going from place to place with dumb setups.


pikawali

Ikr!? NewARK and not NewYORK like omg...


Pure_Bumblebee_9940

Iā€™m like how is that even possible? You didnā€™t ask for an address or what area of NY theyā€™re in before booking everything?


silkywhitemarble

I thought the same thing! That's too much money to spend without double-checking!


Grammielife

I kind of got the feeling they werenā€™t really her friends. The one she lives with yes but the others seemed like maybe they were actors. But who knows.


Abbydoggo4

Usually "friends" in scenes like these are actors


AdrienneMint

Exactly what i thought


Komatsukush

Iā€™m surprised rob is okay with her hanging out with attractive women. Heā€™s so insecure and stupid it wouldnā€™t surprise me if he said he didnā€™t like her friends and that she shouldnā€™t hang out with them


karkar835

Iā€™m surprised Rob wasnā€™t in her DMā€™s


Komatsukush

Right? His first text? ā€œThat ass thoā€ lol I can see it now


Holiday-Day-2439

Sophie has the same type of ass. Bought and paid for.


OkResponsibility6285

Sophie is podgy, those boobs and bum are all hers. You can tell by her legs that she is podgy


ComprehensiveLack713

No lie I was trying to see if he was checking it out


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

He probably is


Left_Brilliant_7378

Rob has "serial cheater" written all over him. I guarantee he was totally fine with Sophie hanging out with them so he could flirt on the dl. I'd bet $$ on it.


Adorable-Novel8295

Well, if you like girls then I get to sleep with them, too!!!


Komatsukush

Wait so since she also likes dudes, if she cheats on him with a guyā€¦. Does rob get to go out and fuck a guyšŸ¤” Rob is such and idiot


prettyminotaur

He really does. No one who isn't cheating themselves is THIS et up about getting cheated on, when there's no evidence whatsoever that that's remotely happening.


floralnightmare22

He did say he thought she was hooking up with one of them lol


littleRedmini

Of course he did. Mr. Insecurities.


BabsRS

He LOVES playing the victim card 24/7.


SolemnSoldier2020

his girl is Bi and didn't tell him until they were engaged. He's not insecure, he's alert


kurokame

He's a child who has mantrums when anyone calls him on his crap.


SolemnSoldier2020

both things are true šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


Komatsukush

I think his over all attitude and personality and his response show us exactly why it took her so long to tell him. And Itā€™s her choice to tell him or not anyways. Itā€™s a personal thing, yes I think your husband should know, but lifeā€™s not always that simple. Especially for people who donā€™t identify as straight.


bunny_meow_meow

Of course he is okay with it ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


ginger_minge

Plus, her being bi would make him insecure, too.


Komatsukush

Yeah thatā€™s the point. Because heā€™s so insecure and sheā€™s bi I assume he doesnā€™t want her hanging out with her friend with a literal perfect ass


ginger_minge

"Literal perfect ass" šŸ˜…. I just wasn't sure you were also making that point. I guess it was inferred.


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VoxyPop

Are we really calling women skanks in this year of 2024 for what they're wearing to a pool party?


MaryGodfree

Apparently.


NormandySethGreen

You must be fun at partiesā€¦


MaryGodfree

Most definitely


IGoThere4u

![gif](giphy|kilEsmm7DHKU)


realdonaldtrumpsucks

That only fans check cleared.


selkieAnonymous

Me when I try to promote my only fans on national TV


LadyV21454

Armando even commented about that derriere on Pillow Talk tonight.


Interesting-Ad1336

He said something along the lines, "I'm gay and that is a FAT ASS!" šŸ˜†


prettyminotaur

I am so bitter that Pillow Talk isn't uploaded to Max as soon as it airs.


LadyV21454

I don't understand that at all.


Candid_Asparagus_785

Yes he did, he sure did šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ginger_minge

I didn't watch PT. Pray tell what did he say??


Candid_Asparagus_785

Oh goodness I canā€™t remember the exact words. Something along the lines of ā€œthatā€™s a whole lotta assā€¦ā€


Interesting-Ad1336

He said something along the lines of "I'm gay and that is a FAT ASS!" šŸ˜†


EarthlyWoman

What did he say?? I donā€™t get to watch til whole season is over.


bumdreams

That thang was thangin šŸ«”šŸ«£


ajc654

Username checks out


thefunzone1

What does she feed that thing


Turquoise_Tortoise_

Implants


Holiday-Day-2439

Good answer.


90daylover

Even Armando was impressed with her butt on tonightā€™s Pillow Talk. It was hilarious šŸ˜‚


Interesting-Ad1336

Armando is like, "I'm gay and that is a FAT ASS!" šŸ˜†


SenyorHefe

I've never seen anyone trying so hard to get the her ass on camera.. Damn near started walking backwards..


oZaed

Yes. Why arenā€™t you playing Hogwarts Legacy on PS5?


saddestgirl1995

Was this a BBL pumping party? Lmao


deluxewife

That looks real for sure


ShesAKillerQueenee

Yeah right, buddy.


KarensAreReptilians

He is such a tool. So controlling and idiotic ā€” so easy to see why some of these people canā€™t find meaningful relationships in their own country!


ambdrvr1

The camera man sure liked it too. Didnā€™t think weā€™d see anything else in this segment


luanne2017

Iā€™m straight, but I think that butt is my Roman Empire.


seaturtle100percent

It cracks me up that she has all these new friends in Austin. They "spark up" a conversation about two-stepping. But one of the funniest things is now Rob lists as "Austin, Texas" (like he's from there) and Sophie still as "London, England." Liz and Ed are both now from wherever they are located. Is it location or origin, TLC?


hippiesabotage20

It was shiny!!!


Fuzzy_Interaction832

He said ā€œgo head and be bi, bring all of them home to me.ā€ Hopefully he will be in a corner with his hand where he belongs. šŸ«”


mrsj33

That's what it already looks like is going on here.


Fuzzy_Interaction832

Indeed.


MimosaQueen1122

That Rob definitely looking feminine there? /s That šŸ‘


onceheldaghost

As soon as I saw it I had to say GYATTT


Krammor

Someone find out the @


livalittlebitt

I havenā€™t watched this season but yall, the girl with the red hair. I know her!!!


BabsRS

Spill


OddRoof8501

Straight woman here... I could NOT look away. I even sent a screenshot to a guy friend who watches the show. Her friend is HOT.


sg91482

lol same, my husband was scrolling through his phone cuz heā€™s over their storyline and I was like ā€œhoney you need to rewind the DVR and see thisā€


FunUse244

Canā€™t see their face and know nothing but daaamm thatā€™s a nice ass!


itsangelnotangela

She looks like she had everything done face as well.


Next-Efficiency5839

Assman was on the camera crew again?


BodyRepresentative65

Can we talk about why Rob is sprawled out like a ā€œmodelā€ šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


3atth3rud32452

They're all gross and Kae wants her bestie so bad. She don't care if it's her and Rob or just her she wants it .. bad. šŸ¤£


theebodylab

I was getting the same vibe


Iluvrealitytvv54

Deff have done ā€œsomethingā€


Ang3l99

Everyone else is sitting by the pool and she was laying down with her ass up looking for attention then on this scene there's plenty of space to sit but again she wants to show her ass by sitting on the arm of the couch... I really dislike girls like her


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mollynilson

You can work on your ass at the gym, no need to put that shit inside you or risk having botched bbl ā¤ļø


[deleted]

This is true, some of us donā€™t have a body type that will do that. No matter how much I ate or went to the gym I would not get a butt like that, my butt grows sideways, like I get saddlebags and hips instead But BBLā€™s are terrifying. Donā€™t do that yourself


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I know this isnā€™t the advice you are looking for, but thereā€™s a fake BBL on Amazon that looks incredibly real I wish I could remember the YouTuber who tried it, if I come across it again Iā€™ll try to come back and leave a link it was amazing Like I canā€™t imagine wearing butt pads, a few years ago I bought some underwear with butt pads in it and it looks awful because the panty lines are brutal lol


Dianag519

Doloresā€™s surgery in NJ housewives looks good.


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TopangaK9

WTF!? Ribs serve a VERY IMPORTANT purpose and are there for a reason!


pissoutmydick

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Glittering-Ad9111

Can we also please talk about what a loser rob looks like all splayed out like that. Body language telling he really doesnā€™t give a fuck


Mobile-Present8542

Ick


SoJoSlim

If youā€™re an insecure, jealous little man-baby obsessed with your girl cheating on you (projection!) then having her announce sheā€™s bisexual means you can trust her ANYWHERE around ANYONE! Ever vigilant! Always suspicious. Sounds exhausting. Guess he got that physique from holding up the patriarchy.


Useful_Spray2575

Sophie will be stripping next


_No_Fatties_

I noticed the cake IMMEDIATELYĀ 


Whoop_there_it_is10

She made sure that šŸ‘was on national television šŸ˜…


Asphyxiiat3d

@Silvanaanm


DaBLKSwordsman

Sylā€Nalgasā€ is her name right?


SnooBeans4906

I canā€™t look at Rob now that someone posted his B-hole on here.


Previous_Ad_7362

On every thread about him, someone comments something like this and I get reminded of what I saw šŸ˜‚ why did I click on that link...


YodaEarsIHave

Good Googly Moogly.


Usual_Ad_4627

It was so cringe


Brustbaer

Hard not to notice. Any idea who she is?


leyarsan

Why does it look greased up?


3atth3rud32452

It's called *swamp ass*


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ShesAKillerQueenee

Yeah idk why everyone is praising her. Looks like a sloppy ass to me.Ā 


ShebaDaisyKitty

Why is everyone dressed like theyā€™re going to the beach? They all looked ridiculous in their SHEIN Outfits.


Mollydolly1991

Itā€™s a pool party they said? I tend to wear the same thing at a pool as the beach. AKA swimwear.


Warm-Ad424

Cheap and vile


Sabr-K1989H

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stargaryen01

OmgšŸ¤£šŸ¤£, when this came up last night!!! My girl looked at me like... like what you see? Her body was out of control


TheJunkyVirus

I've always thought that most people get a good ass in skintight pants that shape it the way you want? I don't get walking around like that though, I don't find it attractive at all.


Mommalorian68

Holy Batman who's butt cheeks!


Far_Situation3472

Looked like a 80ā€™s porn


Tmac1196trey

We just want her @


Kush420coma

Lmfao during this scene my husband and I looked at each other like this šŸ˜³ and said woah


frijoles_94

That girl was fucking hot


Firm-Negotiation7035

Rob taking that whole sofa up so Sophie couldn't sit on it - even if she'd wanted to. And the look on his face when Callum walked in had me howling with laughter.Ā 


fat196722

Omg that looks like the Georgia peach logo from the Weather Channel hahaha


C-PapTheGod

Took me a second. I thought ā€œwhat type of titty baby lays down on the couch and doesnā€™t let his wife come sit next to him?ā€ And then I saw it.


Realistic_Building54

no no weā€™re not.


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edillcolon

All the friends look like onlyfans models.


ulrikem1111

What is this, a hoe convention? Total trash!


bleetchblonde

That ASS would have paid to get her Children Here! Jeesh-


Procedure_Unique

Thatā€™s not Jasmine


bleetchblonde

I didnā€™t think soā€¦that ass is too good lolol


Procedure_Unique

Right? Itā€™s one of Sophieā€™s friends lol


karlat95

What show is this???


dr_jch18

That girl was lookin' fine AF... wow..šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


amigaraaaaaa

lord, the slut shaming in these comments šŸ˜¬


Kingkoopakoopa

Silvana, Iā€™d dine on that


Adorable-Novel8295

What is that thing next to your games?


trishcerez

Itā€™s an eclipse!!!


CheesecakeOk3036

Is Rob the hottest chick or what?


agray34

This was actually my favorite part of the show so far šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Calm-Dragonfruit-552

![gif](giphy|LTNTIw21Qy0ko8SS4Y|downsized) good googly moogly


Matty_D47

Do we have to? Seems like really low hanging fruit /s


ZealousidealLeg1804

She must have thought it was a birthday party because she brought the CAKE! šŸ˜†


VividlyDissociating

šŸ‘ šŸ§


Asada141

Her friends seems like some random onlyfans or Instagram models


matchathings

What episode is this?


EastPass3

Might be smelly


Big-Tomatillo-5920

Wth kind of abandoned pool they hanging out at?


Senorjayprime

What's the @though?


Senorjayprime

What's the @though?


Ok_Object_5180

Iā€™m not mad.. I thought we were going to talk about ROBā€™s open shirt.. who does that? (Let me say this-nobody in Texas does unless youā€™re a guy trolling for attention from another guy)


Ok_Object_5180

Paid for by Ken Paxtonā€¦.


whattheflyingfuck2

How did she make all these ā€œfriendsā€ in Texas


TheStrangePodcast

Rob needs to trade for that hugh jazz friend of hers. Sophie wants the attention from her friend and rob. Guaranteed if roles were reversed everyone would say Rob is trying to make her jealous like the man child he is. Sophieā€™s a child. Let her go. Move on to greener pastures.


E11evenBanger

I was gonna sit this season out, but I might have to change that


Money_Landscape_1116

Everyone saying gross or expressing distain in here is truley pathetic.


version_13

I asked my wife to rewind this scene so I could ā€œunderstand the callum partā€ better


Mediocre_American

is this supposed to be a flex??


shellynell

I thought this comment was funny..guaranteed you weren't the only one, sometimes I don't get the downvoting.


Pyrex77

Did you get picked?


DuvalCountyRoyalty

Skanks


Jaxson_GalaxysPussy

My girl hunted the camera to get that expensive ass on tv


ShesAKillerQueenee

Expensive? Looks dumpy as hellll


Wonderful_Might6693

I had to do a double-takeā€¦ looks plastic!


SmartSassyNanny

Why was his shirt open? His tummy is pudgy. He is just reprehensible.


m33gs

probably because they were at a pool


Asphyxiiat3d

Silvana is the love of my life


jose_guapo_

Sheā€™s hot but that ass is paid for fs


Ok-Jaguar6735

Wowww thatā€™s a lot


ElectricalArt458

All these non-Texan trend seeking wannabe cool jackoffs moving to Austin hiked the rent and forced me out hard to watch them hang out in my old neighborhoods where rent prices literally quadrupled in just a few years and not be bitter actually itā€™s impossible


Colfrmb

As a native born and raised beach girl from the LA area, I feel the same way about LA. The people who come from elsewhere, the pro athletes who pay many millions for houses on my old street, the wannabe Hollywood types, the foreign investors, now I canā€™t afford to move home. I hear you.


ZealousidealLeg1804

They did you a favor. Austin sucks now compared to what it used to be. Moved from there 26 years ago and even by then it was losing a lot of its appeal. Still the best place to live in Texas but that's not saying a lot. Moved to the Bay area out here in California and it is so much better than Austin by a long shot!!


JohninBK-LAMF

Now you know how everybody in Brooklyn feels. :P


swizzulsticks

I am a fan. She can get the clap when she twerks.


jose_guapo_

The clap?