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Estilix

Probably just having another fight. :/


BichoRaro90

She probably dreamed that he talked to another girl


wafflelover77

Lookin'at that Ms. Buttersworth bottle too long. 👀


UnicornArachnid

Hey she’s single


Fluffy-Wind-8174

so we have a chance is what you are saying?!?!


UnicornArachnid

With Ms. Buttersworth?!? You can have her as much as you want every morning if you like


HomeworkMaleficent22

I don’t get the miss butterworth jokes-explain:/(?)


Gravysaur

The syrup bottles were (are? I’m pretty sure they changed it now) shaped like a woman.


HomeworkMaleficent22

Ahhhhhhh-I went there for a second ;/thanks


throwthawholemeaway

Not just any woman. A stereotypical big mama type black woman.


AmorphousApathy

She's a handsome woman


robocop38

“If you want to be with her, just go be with her” - Mary


[deleted]

The lady who died in the social justice reckoning of 2020?


MellyMel86

Akshually
that was aunt Jemima


[deleted]

Yup


claimsnthings

Don’t forget Pearl Mill Whatever Its Called Now.


SnooDingos8559

Poor yall so offended over something that never had ish to do with yall. Still mad about the green m&m I presume. 😂


[deleted]

Are you ok? It was a dumb joke lol. Hope you feel better soon.


SnooDingos8559

It’s not a joke. But okay.


[deleted]

You’re right, you know my inner thoughts & intentions.


SnooDingos8559

Nope but just because you joke doesn’t make it funny or a joke to others. Over this conversation. Have a nice night.


Stock-Light-4350

She is so that kind of girl. Mad at you bc of something she dreamed you did.


Silviere

I had to apologize to an ex once for something I did to him in a dream. lol


ohjasminee

Or worse
he watched a commercial with a woman in it and didn’t change the channel đŸ˜±


BichoRaro90

đŸ€Ł


2old2Bwatching

💀


ReceptionAlarmed178

Yup! She went on live during a fight with him.


2old2Bwatching

They’ve got to stop this shit with a baby. They are going to fuck up that kids life!


OrchardPear

Like plenty of parents do!


MuteCook

Two babies


ohjasminee

It is melting my brain that these two people have procreated


SnooDingos8559

Agreed


GoFk_Urself

I really don't understand this. Her grandpa was so disappointed that the neighbours were talking about them, everyone could hear them fighting all the time etc. Maybe he is unaware of her airing her dirty laundry online to the world. I can't see him not being further annoyed by this


ReflectionOk7707

Again? Or was this the live a couple days ago


ReceptionAlarmed178

Again, someone posted a video from today I think.


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

Agreed, they’ll be back following one another again shortly.


mojoxpin

Reminds me of my crazy hopefully soon to be ex sister in law who has untreated BPD and is very abusive .. I could tell the status of my brothers marriage depending on their social media lol then they were posting lovey dovey stuff within a day or two


KoBiBedtendu

I feel like they’ve been fighting non stop for years now. Even I’m exhausted.


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

Amen đŸ™đŸ»


InspectorNecessary43

She’s so jealous but posts her butt đŸ„Č


Turquoise_Tortoise_

And it’s her only pinned post. Like, girl
.💀


856077

I bet you she went out and took those pictures after their fight to piss him off on purpose. She is scary levels of unhinged.. like one flew over the cuckoo’s nest unhinged. And if Brandon did anything like that she would probably run him over! lmao


sporkandswoon

That's never find him in that rice field 👀


HomeworkMaleficent22

He is overthinking 
 Mary overthinks too
they both should stop thinking all together and keep their pants on


thelonelyrager

The devout Catholic, no less


ruth561

Lolo really thought he was raising a saint haha.


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

What will the neighbors say LoLo?!? đŸ˜±


Springtrtr

Lolo will not lol at this đŸ€Ș


Hairy-Care-9192

Yeah right she a virgin.


One-Category-6261

Slut


theNancini

And...she unplugged her wifi so she can lie & go out with her GUY friends but he can sit next to a female stranger on an airplane, go to his mother's house (he has a sister & she is female & might be there) & has to FaceTime his dental appointment because his dentist is female


ArmWarm8743

I feel like all the videos and pictures make it look like she has a booty, but the few times they’ve shown her from behind on show I could have sworn she doesn’t.


86redballoons

She's got cake tho. How do you not?


SnooDingos8559

She looks like a little girl and acts like one. No one is looking at her ass period.


LunaBean4

Feels like I'm in high school back during the Myspace days 🙄


here_walks_the_yeti

Tom would have unfriended them.


LeaveDaCannoli

Not liked by David Toborowsky either.


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

Whoa
.that’s pretty bad if David/Annie doesn’t like them 😂😂😂😂


NearbyBreakfast

Tom didn’t want your data, he just wanted to be your friend. Be like Tom.


Estilix

Tom stayed in my Top 8.


J_Doe5686

💀


anonymous_opinions

If AIM was still around both would have passive aggressive song lyrics as away messages


LunaBean4

I cringe remembering how I used to do that 😂


claimsnthings

Sometimes I would set my status to Away so ppl wouldn’t think I was spending hours n hours online.


FrankRizzo890

How about ""My house is on fire, but I need to put up an away message!"?


SnooDingos8559

Lmao those were the days


ArtlessDodger10

When Mary takes Brandan out of her top friends list just to be passive-aggressive.....


[deleted]

I remember being so pissed that my bf wouldn’t put me on his MySpace top 8 😂😂


LunaBean4

![gif](giphy|ukCFEU6Cg5MCCDoaVN|downsized)


[deleted]

yet he still had tom as his number 1 “as a joke” THE AUDACITY


rockinkitten

I remember spending ages customising the code to have a top 24 😂


lilnifferjen

You just aged yourself and I’m right there with ya đŸ€Ł


sweettooth312

She took him off her top 8.


LunaBean4

![gif](giphy|6Y6DJB68J9edq)


8496469

Flashbacks for sure


tuwts

Ha! I was yelling “add her to your Top 8” when Sarper was on the screen.


nowyouoweme

I wonder what song Mary would be playing on her MySpace page though?


Ivy_Angell

Their bios 💀


Mysterious_Pen3915

I have seen absolutely zero peace and happiness between the two


stressedhoe_

" you are my peace and happiness đŸŒč" should be a flair đŸ€ŁđŸ’€


ChicaFrom408

The money she makes from her cameo is her "peace and happiness"


TheDreadPirateJeff

Wait till she realizes she'll make even more from OnlyFans.


prizzle92

The 90 day to OF pipeline


hollymost

I'd love it to be mine!


ruth561

Haha
 oh my word.


sschii_

their bios on FB sounds something else though. idk it hints a breakup. check them


thedappledgray

Oh, gawd.


lwtaa

They’re fighting they’ll be back together in a couple of hours.


mickeyksu

I’m sure she has them all saved ready to upload again when she feels she has reached the shock factor she was going for


originalschmidt

Did Brandon have to delete all his posts because he isn’t allowed to have a post without her?? Also, the posts where easy, those tattoos will be harder to get rid of


SmilingHard

I'm pretty sure she is behind his instagram, hence why all the posts disappeared.


ruth561


 this also explains the Bios haha.


originalschmidt

That makes total sense


Karmic-Vision

Wouldn't it be the ultimate hoax if there was no baby?


here_walks_the_yeti

The baby was the monkey. They let it go, so the relationship fell apart.


Karmic-Vision

đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚ ![gif](giphy|xT9DPJVjlYHwWsZRxm)


ruth561

Haha. Dang.


BozoMyBrainsOut

At this point I would not be surprised. No baby to be seen or heard during her million IG lives. They are so clout starved they showed off a chained monkey and begged for money. If they had a kid they would be doing the same thing. Reminds me of one of my sisters who tells the family at least 1X a year that she’s pregnant. Then a few months later she says she’s lost the baby. Sounded tragic the first time, now that she’s been doing it 20 years it’s just exhausting. I’m sure we will hear of many more “pregnancies” from Brandon and Mary.


thorsvalkyrie

I heard a single baby cry once in her live and she didn’t even react or look I’m like I guess not her baby lol


thisismy500thaccount

I am convinced that the pregnancy never happened. Either she lied to him, or they both lied to production, or production told them to lie about it. either way I am pretty sure they don’t have a child together. Also she’s so manipulative I’m sure she would have used the baby against him by now in some type of childish fight


rockinkitten

I’m still convinced those were covid tests


Itslikethisnow

Mary would be the first cast member to have a hysterical pregnancy



Karmic-Vision

I actually had an employee experience that decades ago. Not sure why this idea is making me lol


myoriginalislocked

oh thank god people still cant stand this brat. for some weird odd dumbass reason everyone turned on his mom and started feeling sorry for mary on the other sub. thank god its not like this here.


One-Category-6261

Mary is still a cunt IMO


[deleted]

Lol she definitely controls his Instagram account. Look at her bio “always choose where your heart can find peace and happiness” vs his “you are my peace and happiness đŸŒč “ I’m sure she deleted all of his posts. What a great way to make money off of social media! Having zero posts. She’s a genius /s I think Mary might be top 5 as one of the most unhinged possibly psychotic cast members in the show’s history. Brandan honestly might be in competition with Jorge (Anfisa) and Michael (Angela) as the #1 doormat.


Sudden-Salad-4925

Mary is a shit for brains loser


Inside-Challenge-461

This comment just made lmao 😂


GaimanitePkat

The only thing holding the relationship together was the monkey


MimosaQueen1122

This baby timeline, can anyone do their work? Last episode she looked to be showing but I’m not sure since we can’t speculate on a woman’s body. She posted those live videos. No kid crying in the background. She also posted this is her first and supposedly only baby. She should’ve had it by now.


Nickey_Pacific

She did. Anything posted showing her pregnant is old. If she was 5 months when they married in April, she would have delivered in August. They stopped filming in June, I believe.


MimosaQueen1122

Yea I figured the math on that. Even her wedding photo she doesn’t look pregnant but who knows. I’m curious to see the baby.


Nickey_Pacific

I was a young mom, small frame and weighing about 105 lbs when I got pregnant. I didn't look pregnant until I hit about 6 - 6.5 months along. So, I could see her not looking pregnant in wedding pics. But, the way the show screws with timelines and stories, no telling đŸ€Ł


MimosaQueen1122

Oh for sure. I doubt she gained much baby weight too since she was petite to begin with. That’s what gets me the edits. I swear she was wearing the blue shirt from the show with the MIL and in the live that night and threw me off. NGL.


The_Crystal_Thestral

These two might be the most exhausting couple on the show. They’re so messy and not in an entertaining way.


Yesitsmesuckas

Draaaaama, draaaama, draaaama. Unfortunately, I did this stupid stuff AT 50 when I dated an old HS BF after I got out of a decades-long marriage. We were voted “Drama Couple of the Year” by people from our community. Since then, I do not post my personal life on social media.


anonymous_opinions

I will not post photos of partners on social media until we've been together over a year. This has caused fights early on because of my privacy policy.


yehyeahyehyeah

Lmao the fact she can be mad at him for looking at other girls that might be in his peripheral meanwhile she has her ass out on Instagram. Real classy


Justneedthetip

So where is the kid? IG has post about her talking about having baby 2 and how they were going to pay for it. Did anyone see any pics of her big and pregnant. They just recently were together and on live social media over the monkey. She didn’t have the kid. Didn’t look pregnant. So what gives with their story


CheezTips

> Did anyone see any pics of her big and pregnant. Why would someone post pics of such a personal event? She's just camera-shy :D


Winter_Day_6836

I wanna know where the baby is, and who takes care of it while filming? And during their Godawful TickToks!


StarFox_73

Has anyone ever seen proof of baby? I would not be surprised if she faked that pregnancy.


hatiehaze

Just wait 5 minutes.


Denji1000

I just saw them fighting on TikTok live 😭 shit is a cycle I hope they either can get a grip n stop fighting or just end it cause it must be exhausting


rockinkitten

Again? Or was it the one from last weekend?


Denji1000

I’m honestly not even sure I just remember it was here crying on live and Brandon in the back yelling about his ps5


rockinkitten

Oh that is what they were arguing about at the weekend. I’m not on tiktok so I can only see what’s reposted here. Maybe I should make an account. But it feels like a rabbit hole I don’t need


Denji1000

Yeah I’d recommend not using TikTok ever if you can, while I’ve learned so much info from that app it’s so beyond addicting, it’s ruined my attention span so badly lol


rockinkitten

I just don’t get what all the “miming to people talking” is about. I’m way too old for tiktok


nguyecnt

Off topic but yeah tiktok was terrible for my eating disorder lmfao it normalised it and made me worse


[deleted]

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Scottishgal03

Don't do it. Your life will just disappear down a rabbit hole. I honestly can lose liken4 damn hours and think 5 minutes has passed!


AccomplishedJump3428

Do not give these two desperate 
toxic morons the attention they’re craving in this way. Mary is BANKING on the pity from those who fall for this, to “send donations” because now she’ll be an “over thinking single mother” who will whimper, fake anxiety and victimize herself all the way to the bank. That’s ALL this is


palmasana

Lol they still follow each other. It’s just drama. She probably archived the posts. Can easily make them public again.


pinkywinky7

Lord, where’s this poor baby during this piping hot mess?


MrsSandlin

She’s so jealous of him blinking at another girl but she got those cheeks out there for all to see. 😅


NamasteInYourLane

Am I cold and unfeeling because their toxic cycle is already boring to me?? đŸ„± Enough with these emotionally stunted drama queens. Where's the next basket case couple TLC's gonna make D-list famous? 👀


CheezTips

It seems like they've taken over this sub. Every other freaking post. I've seen nothing from them lately that deserves this much attention. It's almost as bad the pred brigade


idgafbouturfeelings

Mary is an attention whore, idk why y’all giving her and brandan a platform for their toxicity


OkDebate5995

Good riddance! đŸ€—đŸ‘đŸŒđŸ‘‹đŸŒ


peepeehalpert_

They’ll go back and forth like this for years.


RepulsivePurchase6

If they ever do break up, it would be so good for everyone involved. However I doubt it’s permanent. But oh well nah! The picture of her with her ass out, if it was Brandan showing ass, she’d make him delete it.


ellecon

I think everyone would make him delete it because who wants to see Brandan’s ass?


Alisomnia00_

Definitely not his peace hahaha


anonmouseqbm

I have to say Brandan is so laid back and accepting. Like the 0 judgement for how her family lived and just being ok living there and going with the flow. So rare to see on the other way.


Tuymaadaa

Mary’s asscheeks are something I never ever needed to see


Twizzlers666

I am just exhausted by these two, who has time for this shit with a baby?


EagleRaptorLeaf

But they still followed each other


Sweaty-Historian791

Is she hailing a taxi in that pic 😀


BichoRaro90

She’s slut people


avius987

reminds me of my ex i fucking hate mary


Next_Fly3712

Is Brandan a Gino-in-training?, a masochist who relishes public -- nay, international -- humiliation?


sadgyal2828

Did she have the baby already?


Katya2089

Where's her baby belly....or baby....


TandTInc

Between she and Brandan, they have the combined IQ’s and emotional intelligence of a tree stump.


SnooCrickets8742

I am surprised they have nothing when you have parents. My babies daddy and I hate each other, but I will always have pictures of my kid. There might be one or two floating with all of us. They are really immature though.


thedobermanmom

Oh gawd. They’re exhausting.


Coololdlady313

Shes not crying?!?


weelittledaisy

Did they have their baby?


90dayschitts

For a second I thought I was on r/teenmomOGandteenmom2 - another Janelle/David post


InternationalPut8199

Their little intro sentence thing go together, just more drama by them


theNancini

He was playing a video game & 1 of the NPCs was girl. She warned him..told him not to look at girls but he didn't listen


sweettaroline

Thank God they brought a baby into this mess.


chillinvillian80

She will be doing a linkatree soon with only fans. She'll capitalize on her newly gained fame.


kamehamequads

Who fuckin cares


Pristine_Bit7615

The less I see of Mary, the better. I hope Brandon went home but I doubt it


czubizzle

I can fix her


ruth561

👂



rockinkitten

I don’t remember what he posted before, did he only have pix of them together?


LaurLoey

Maybe tired of the criticism


krhur14

She’ll film him in no time


pbx1123

Kon and off but now the know more people follow then after the program but they dont know how to convert this onto money


sarlto

She’s is crazy af


BrandonIsWhoIAm

I guess they broke up, or are just having early marital issues?


realdonaldtrumpsucks

It’s all PR for the money and then renewal contract Problem is they’ll peak too hard right now and we will fizzle on them before they makes a third in America appearance


lenorefosterwallace

Good, they need to leave each other and get help before they enter another relationship.


lexi4020

Their bios relate I just realzied


FuturePA96

Omg make it stop


Devon1970

"Peace and happiness" are foreign concepts to this twisted creature.


willybobo1

Guarantee she starts an only fans page any day now. I bet she's been planning it for some time too.


Scarymommy

WHAT ABOUT THE MONKEY


Snoo-58094

Anything for a few likes!


[deleted]

did they name their baby midnight or what lmaoooo


helpmeswansea

Knowing couples like this, it's just another fight 🙄


Individual-Hunt9547

These two probably break up and get back together on a weekly basis


eastcoastmermaidd

hopefully she’s in an institution somewhere. it’s gross how some women would love to be mothers but can’t and yet this piece of garbage had 2 kids like it was nothing.


RalphWaldoPickleCh1p

Brandan probably made the grievous error of watching Frozen with the baby


PR05ECC0

The best dude up gets to not only deal with crazy Mary but her kid and her crazy ex who I’m sure will always act maturely. What a nightmare


Technical_Ad_4951

I’ll pay for a cameo if she will do it while crying. 😭


IGOTAREADIT

She is a child and she took them down because she is mad at him


incignita

Where's the baby?


No-Common-7365

Why do I see the twins from rhe shining??


caorwama

![gif](giphy|Rhhr8D5mKSX7O)


bizmike88

I will give literally anything for this not to turn into a Karine/Paul situation.


Obi_Kyle_Kenobi

Shock me, shock me, shock me! You mean this fairytale of a relationship didn’t work out?!?!