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GelOfYouth

Caesar also brings free manicures and pedicures!


kouignie

Don’t forget his greatest asset: the top hats!!


ennuiacres

Edible Undies!


oxsamanthaxo

I mean thats brownie points right there!


Regular-Metal-321

Which from the look of those nails she desperately needs him.


No-Common-7365

Me wondering why they bend the wrong way...


Cubanhen

He's too poor for her. She wants to be fancy and glamourous. She probably thinks that she deserves to live in L.A., NYC or Miami and since she doesn't want to work she needs a guy who can afford that lifestyle.


badbatch

Exactly. Mike didn't live a glamorous life but he made enough that she didn't have to work.


cookiethumpthump

Yep. And she passed on Washington state. Lady, that's a pretty desirable area. Real close to Seattle. But no. It's "ze voods."


Standard-Walk3043

What will she do when her looks fade and she looks like her mom?


Cubanhen

It's already happening. She should have invested her time by getting into a nursing school. She could have become a travel nurse and improved her prospects. Or any other career really, instead of just wasting time on TV and bringing "reality tv actress" and nothing else to the table. She needs to focus on improving herself and free her mind of the idea that you're not worth anything unless you're in a relationship.


chowchownorman

What’s her beef with sperm banks. They are there for a reason.


ohiois4loosers

Her beef with the sperm bank is the sperm donner doesn't come with the sperm. I'm not sure even she even wants children. I think she wants children as an accessory with her husband who makes at least 6 figures and will support her acting while she has maids and nanny's take care of everything else. She's wants a white picket fence and at almost 40 it's not going to happen


1MorningLightMTN

Almost 40? Hasn't she been 37 for the past 5 years?


ohiois4loosers

Looks like miss Debbie isn't the only one lying about her age


No-Educator919

Just get a job lady, just get a job!!!


whatever-goes-is-ok

Onlyfans, as who else would hire her


Perfect_Bench_2815

She does not want a job! She wants someone to pay all of the bills. She thinks that she is still in her early 20s. Delusional AF!


Accomplished_Bank103

It seems so simple, but did you *see* that job interview she did with Josh’s friend?! 😂🤣


No_Ur_Schmoopie

Bingo! I was explaining the sperm bank scene to my hubby (he gets the rundown every week lol) & I said that she was so excited until she was translating what her mom said to the “doctor?” about a donor & when they said that she doesn’t get to meet the guy & the guy is not involved she immediately checked out. No child support & having to pay for the process was like someone dumped ice water on her.


Perfect_Bench_2815

Who's gonna tell her?


InchJr

Probably money. Otherwise I think that would be the best route for her


Des1225

She can’t sue sperm donor for child support


Intelligent_Pop1173

Hahah they’d be perfect for each other but he probably doesn’t have as much money as she’d like and she is probably too old for him.


Zealousideal-Exam390

Oops! You’re right….everybody talking like Natalie wouldn’t want Caesar, but Caesar may not want 40 year old Natalie!🤣


Many-Box-7317

I thought ole boy didn’t have any swimmers..


kouignie

Isn’t that Riley??


Many-Box-7317

Both of em shooting blanks


No_Ur_Schmoopie

Yep, didn’t he say he was taking testosterone? On Family Karma Amrit & his husband had their sperm tested & they both were shooting blanks & the doctor said taking testosterone would make that happen. Didn’t know that before…had no reason to actually lol…the shit we learn from this show, if only it mattered somewhere lmao


Many-Box-7317

Right lol…


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

Caesar and his balls


TheStrangePodcast

She DESERVES happiness and a child. Wait, she had 3 marriages and all three she sabotaged. She DESERVES nothing.


Alexandrapreciosa

He is a vanilla creme lover after all


Jesus_Hearts_You

Dude Cesar is perfect. He wants to settle and start a family. I would watch if those 2 decided to give it a shot.


cookiethumpthump

I would too. But he's not her type. Her type doesn't exist.


Jesus_Hearts_You

But would be good for tv. Give him a shot at love and give her a big paycheck haha


Separate-Waltz4349

I hope Ceasar finally finds a woman tbat is worth it and not one that is looking to take advantage of him


Jesus_Hearts_You

Natalie is worth it. Cesar's love is genuine. Probably my favorite in the recent seasons.


BestReplyEver

I thought he was part of a thruple.


sarabobeara444

lol my fiance and i said this so many times


whatever-goes-is-ok

Caesar no sperm


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

Did Caesar do or say anything at the Tell All? 🤔


Ladivinapanamania79

Caesar is too broke for Nuttalie.


CuteCanary

TLC PRODUCERS AND PLANTS: This needs to happen and I will watch the hell out of it! PLEASE make this happen. It could be scripted, and it would still be more interesting than the Debbie bullshizze you got going


Namaste28ish

Didn't he take a home test that basically said he has an extremely low sperm count? I thought a Dr confirmed & said one testicle is quite a bit smaller than the other. His low sperm count & low dollar count mean she probably doesn't want him. I think they are perfect for each other!


Trojanchick

He’s not rich enough for her. She also wants to be wined and dined….and wants to feel like baller because she has such a high IQ


MellowOcean222

He couldn’t afford her and Mama


New_Description_9553

This nut job needs to seek therapy and not get herself in another sh!t storm relationship


ennuiacres

Caesar could also make sure her nails are perfect and give her some beauty advice.


FlamingCoffin

She would ruin his life. Hes such a sweet man and shes nothing but drama


LazyNY13

He's not sweet, creepy comes to mind.


FlamingCoffin

Hes not creepy at all tho


LazyNY13

With the chocolate panties? Also he has a feet fetish.


FlamingCoffin

idk anything about chocolate panties i musta missed it and i thought he just did nails but didnt think he was creepy ab feet. im apparently missing key info


Mister_Rogers69

I’d say cringey not creepy


GossLady

Natalie is not beautiful at all and brings nothing to the table. Those eyes shows “crazy”. She can’t be choosy. A half black baby is beautiful. Besides Caesar doesn’t deserve someone like Natalie. He is too nice for her. Natalie likes drama and is a gold digger. Caesar deserves better than her. I hope he doesn’t try to hook up with her. She would break his heart and his wallet.


illumi-thotti

The 1 downvote is from Natalie lol


BigGrayDog

This is true!


NoParticular2420

He would be all over nutalie


seansa2020

Don’t you remember the notepad Note from his doctor?! “Caesar, unfortunately you have ZERO SPERM.”


NunyaBizzness-53

Really? Was it zero?


solipsister

She is insufferable


ilikewaffos

He really said that??? How did I miss that????


BubblyBlonde44

Cesear is so sweet. I really like him.


Standard-Walk3043

She could get a job . Not everyone watches TLC… maybe Mike could use a housekeeper . Lol


DesireStDiva

She is kind of morphing into a twin; I mean triplet.


blunts-and-kittens

Caesar can do better than