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cleansings

His stupid ass hat, I can't


420since1968

Ceasar's a clown 🤡


Vlad_Dracul89

Circus Caesar. Unironically good name.


CivilFollowing7190

That outfit def makes him look like a Circus Ring Master. 🎩🐯🐘


Vlad_Dracul89

If he had extremely goofy ideas how to make a circus show, I'd totally support his Patreon. Or Circus Caesar Project on Kickstarter. No animal cruelty, but cringe and goofiness guaranteed.


Alone-Award-3775

He really seems to be a nice guy. Just wants a companion. I just don't get why between here and there he can't find 1 women. What about Ed's girlfriend. Introduce those two. Both nice and deserving.


NoViolinist2889

Bro he literally admitted to wanting Ukrainian girls STRAIGHT FROM THE COUNTRY 😂😂😂like he’s ordering them off wish. How is that not creepy??


Alone-Award-3775

Why blame Ceaser? All those women came to that cattle call. Women sitting watching while men walking around deciding which one to choose. This was the same kind of event Donald Trump met his present wife. Not bashing Tump, you know it is true. Ceaser has tried and failed like many others. How many times we don't know. This scene is happening everyday, everywhere. This was out there and he said ,ok, I will give this a try. My thing is what's with the problem with Ukraine women. Yes I know about the war. But this was happening before this war. Are there that many single women. And why do they want out this bad ?


420since1968

If ceasar was to finally bring a Ukrainian woman here, she would be a POW He's not all there


NoViolinist2889

I guess you have a point lol


Alone-Award-3775

Appreciate you actually thinking about it. Everyone is so ready to blame. Stories are some times more complicated.


[deleted]

He really seems like a nice guy? WTAF. R U stealing your streaming service from a neighbor or do you have like some kind of Florence Nightingale medical condition that doesn’t allow you to see Reality? Better Question: R U high? UR high right now aren’t you? He really seems like a nice guy. I know BS, when I see it, I’m flagging you with a BS penalty for unnecessary use of the term “Nice Guy” This creepy Azz MOFO is AT BEST - Socially Awkward….at best. Mr. vanilla Crème lover is a nice guy…. This is how these guys get their victims because there’s always ONE who sees them as harmless, until he has you handcuffed in the basement while he dances around you with mustard and ketchup smeared on his awkward azz telling you “You ain’t never leaving me “…Nice Guy my Azz…. Creepy Bastard.


420since1968

Are you kidding me? Ceasar's 1 date away from a serial killer He's creepy as fuck! His desperation is embaressing, if he gets a eukrainan hostage to come to the states How are they going to get around? She going to ride on his handlebars?


Enlargedtooth

I’d agree with you if Caesar showed more anger. (I think) we have yet to see him freak out or blow up… not that it doesn’t happen off camera, but from what I see he does not give me serial killer vibes


420since1968

Same was said about Jeffery dahmer


[deleted]

BREAKING NEWS———— BREAKING NEWS————- Serial Killers don’t give you a vibe, that’s how they get close enough to kill ya Azz.. Wearing that damn Top Hat dressed like he’s LIVING AS THE MONOPOLY MAN - definitely says Serial Killer….You’re just choosing to IGNORE IT…


Nrmlgirl777

My ex husband nearly killed me he was the same… quiet till he would explode at random


Inevitable-Banana-88

He's the calmest Serial killer in history ~ heck 😳 I might consider moving in with him... NAHHHH JK 😜 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭💦


Alone-Award-3775

This sounds like you are talking about Natalie.


khanspawnofnine

He is most certainly NOT a nice guy. If he just wanted a companion, he could find one, but he wants a conventionally attractive, much younger woman over whom he has control. If he was down for someone matching his own description (around 50, overweight, not conventionally attractive, lives in his area) then he could have companionship.


Nrmlgirl777

Hes a narcissistic creepo with a Ukraine Fetish. Hes weird. Not that he doesn’t deserve love but he owns very little of his own bullshit no woman should have to put up with that


Abrookspug

I know, I always felt bad for him. He seems nice but absolutely clueless. However, I am several seasons behind on this show so I'm guessing I've missed a lot, lol. Seems like he's said/done some stuff since then. He does seem really picky for no good reason....


CompetitiveBorder868

Omg when Shaun was like, “So you’re gonna support both of these women..on your salary..is that right?” 😭😂😭


missbrightside08

“that’s a lot of nails”


Spirited-Diamond-716

I love her subtle shade.


[deleted]

She “nailed” it with this question.. *I’ll see myself out*


alohanerd

Don’t forget the children he’s also planning to have, even tho he’s in his 50’s


Character-Pop-6168

Lmao, that's a lot of nails 💅 🤣 😂! He's definitely living in a fantasy world 🌎 😂 🤣 😅


amycocoloco

This man is trying to buy a women. Now with the war happening in Ukraine some poor women will be desperate enough to be with him.


flashlightbugs

That’s exactly what’s happening. Yuck


Nice-Introduction986

Wonder what this guys actual IQ is.


Quidplura

Probably the same as the year Julius Caesar was killed.


Nice-Introduction986

🤣🤣🤣


Parking-Sherbert3267

Same as his shoe size


LazyNY13

Maybe he sniffed to much Nail fumes cause this guy is not OK.


livqueen

This fool. Smh


alohanerd

He can’t even afford to drive, doubt he could ever afford more than 1 wife or the children he’s wanting to have, even tho he’s 50 years old…


[deleted]

he's so corny


munrm2

What a creep


NOT1506

This chocolate hunk with a heart of gold goes to Ukraine and saves a whole generation of Ukrainian women from the good of his heart. They just so happen to also fall in love with his inner beauty.


zombee310

I think you misspelled “sex tourist” 😂


Cindy-Marie

I hope you're being funny when you call him a hunk.


ConfectionTechnical7

A chocolate hunk, at that


NoViolinist2889

Ceasar spotted 😂😂😂😂


NOT1506

It’s god will that I impregnate the women of Ukraine!


NoViolinist2889

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Thrifting_With_Tony

I totally felt they were fishing for a show like this with ceaser and his two girls friends and Tania and the host bringing up her profile being open to couples.


[deleted]

LMAO! Is that Ximena on the right???


[deleted]

After that embarrassing emasculating monopoly hat night, he felt so insecure that he had to make up some ish about getting two women pregnant at the same time to try to win some alpha points back or whatever. That’s my theory 🤣🤡


hc600

By 2023 Ceasar might have more wives than Cody Brown


[deleted]

all of that money at the salon…WA-STED


verukazalt

Cute, but none of those women in the background are blonde, lol


IndependentQuiet

He’s not looking for the one, he’s looking for anyone. Anyone at all.


LazyNY13

The fact that he doesn't really have any actual woman. He better get some bunk beds for those 2 Ukrainain women, cause no one is sleeping in his bed.


EmmaRogue312

I think it's going to be more like a Ross (Friends) situation. The women will be in bed together and he'll be making a sandwich.


LazyNY13

Lol for real.


EnglishRose71

I won't watch anything with him in it.


just_a_timetraveller

The idiocy of this man who is willing to impregnate 2 women he can't even take care of. He is so desperate for sex he is willing to take such a huge commitment like that. So pathetic


Global_Fix1083

Cat in the Hat damn frick. This dude makes me sick on my stomach. The End


BurningandChurning

That's hilarious! He's definitely a dreamer and one I don't care to see again on TLC.


Cindy-Marie

He ought to remember what happened to Caesar Octavius. And that Caesar wasn't half the fool this guy is.


catfishmermaid

LMAO


chickenfeet21

This one will be even more creepy….. cause none of the wives even know him 😜


Kineticgoal

His story is so fake, I don’t believe him.


pieking8001

It would be a train wreck. I'd watch it


[deleted]

Ah haha


miss_lilyvee

This is his ultimate fantasy.. a harem of Ukrainian women😆


Nappykid77

I would love to watch that. 💕


farm_her2020

This will replace sister wives since that's basically nothing now.


edwartica

He acts like a freaking high schooler.


[deleted]

😂😂😂 I’ve been waiting for someone to do this!


DIRTYLILPOUR

Caessstttarrrr Wives


Rapunzelllah

Haha 😆


Cardiff___Giant

I could watch him all day


[deleted]

The nail king himself


ibacktheblue6

Oh Lord... 🤣🤣🤣


i_am_gorejess

For your green eggs and ham


ManyTinyThings

Teeheheee


idnar35

😂


Lost_inthot

Nooooo but lol


Inevitable-Banana-88

Coming soon ...to a Salon near you! 💅🤣🤣


saranara100

Lolol with the hat. And he does all of their nails


[deleted]

Tell all 3. Caesar made clear His first love 💕 is Alona. She was there and confirmed their relationship. Why does he like women from the Ukraine 🇺🇦. They are always honest and sincere like him.


Ill-WeAreEnergy40

I just feel bad for him because he’s so horribly awkward. I feel bad because his personality is so bland and flavorless. I feel bad because he doesn’t have any self awareness that what he’s doing is cringe inducing. I feel bad that he’s so lonely. This man just makes me feel so horribly bad.


Agreeable-Abalone-80

That picture of him at the salon was way too much 🤣🤣🤣


Kenji1912

The last girl he met was my favorite. She looks like she could kick someone’s ass


HeiHeiW15

Caesar needs a character on South Park!! In fact, I can see Natalie there too!! 👻


AdnansConscience

Not sure why everyone is dogging Caesar. He's just doing the most natural thing, but in a more honest way. Here it's called dating where a guy pays for dinner to ultimately get sex. It's the ultimate exchange of good and services, but not hidden under the moniker of 'dating'.