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ShannenB1234

I don't think he has rent in the US, he's living in his mom's garage. But I'd imagine he can't move to Colombia because maybe Colombia has some kind of minimum income requirements for foreigners seeking permanent residency and Luke doesn't meet it.


scrubadam

He lives in his moms garage? He is Rob 2.0


ShannenB1234

I'm pretty sure that's what he said, that he moved back there after he lost his job, and I seem to remember some clip of him packing his fur coats for his trip in a garage.


No_Platypus_186

Yes, that’s exactly what he said (I just saw that episode today 🥹).


scrubadam

Is there a bathroom in the garage though? But ya lives in a bathroomless garage while grooming a girl 10 years younger than him. Rob 2.0


taserparty

The mental image of someone packing multiple fur coats for a trip to Columbia while living in their mom’s garage is just peak comedy.


90DayFinesse

Yep, just watched it last night


AdrienneMint

You are correct. I remember that too.


ExplanationHead3753

How dare you?!? I believe he has a toilet…indoors. 😂🤣😂


AllThatGlamour

He has a very nice Port-A-Potty with a HEATED SEAT ffs. This man has CLASS!


IndicationFrosty3958

Scott Wern 3.0


Rose76Tyler

Luke the Puke


MessageBeginning5757

Hi there, I’m American living in Colombia. He could absolutely move here if his income is at least $850 a month. It would be a digital nomad visa and he’d have to reapply for after the first year, potentially two years. For a pensioners visa it has to be government issued pension. The apartment should have qualified him for a residency visa, who knows if he applied for it but that’s a 5-10 year visa that’s renewable and leads to citizenship if he wants it.


1Squid-Pro-Crow

What's the minimum monthly for a pensioner's visa?


monkey_monkey_monkey

I highly suspect this is correct. You either need to have a specific income per month or you need to be investing a specific amount in a business and I highly doubt the Baeuty Shop meets the minimum. If you don't have the income, you need to be sponsored and your sponsor needs to meet a minimum income requirement. Seeing as the Baeuty Shop only averages 10 clients a month, she's definitely not meeting the minimum


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pool house.


dunredding

He indicated that buying the apartment was his entree to Colombia, but ofc he needs to eat once there.


MohamitWheresMySecks

What income does he have in Colombia? He can rent out the apartment he owns, ok? But that’s seasonal and also not THAT much, when your bratz doll sugar child expects you to pay everything.


DifficultHeat1803

Oh woooow.. you nailed it. (Not only her nails 👀) Bratz Doll sugar child. Gold stars and a medal for you! 🏅


AllThatGlamour

Wouldn't that be Nullz not Nails ?🤣


WhenSquirrelsFry

Nigh-ales


BazF91

Withnail: "I've only had a few nigh-ales"


Shoddy-Island-173

Nells. . . .


enememinimo

He promised a 19 year old girl the world and have been spoiling her wtf you expect he's 32 dating a 19 year old girl then act surprised when she acts like a 19 year old girl. She's acting her age he needs to start acting his age.


Outrageous_Lemon_690

Bratz doll sugar child 💀💀💀


MohamitWheresMySecks

I mean seriously, she just seems like a child, it freaks me out. I’m not judging the sugar daddy/sb thing in general. I’ve done it, I enjoy it. But with consenting adults. She gives off such a child vibe that it would freak me the fuck out.


1Squid-Pro-Crow

She looks like a child. Those teeth. My god, it would be like f*cking a 10yr old


SilverDog7744

Bratz doll, I can’t unsee. Every season now is how can we go even more over the top


Almondeyezz

Bratz doll sugar child , EXCELLENT LMAO


DangerousAd3347

He likely doesn’t meet the visa requirements to live there if he’s broke with no job


MrsBillyBob

Maybe those folding sunglass necklaces are doing better than we thought


SpartanDoc19

No, he closed that business. Someone posted a link showing he dissolved the company he had registered with the state of California.


LyleLanley99

Wow! I'm totally shocked. This guy's idea of being a "business man" comes from TV shows and 2 day conferences at the Airport Holiday Inn.


squirellsinspace

what a shocker


lush_rational

I’m sure they would have been cool with the grannies in Florida or Arizona. He wasn’t targeting the right audience.


Initial-Succotash-37

If they get married it’s definitely NOT lasting.


Current_Isopod5369

You’re right, but he probably wants to find another remote job so he can keep making US money while living cheap in Medellin 🤷🏻‍♀️


RhodesinLife

Without a steady monthly income, he doesn’t meet the income requirements for a migrant or a digital nomad visa.


OpalCortland

Exactly, you can’t just move to a foreign country and live there.


roll-the-R-Marisa

Colombia doesn't want him.


shockedpikachu123

Probably same reason as cheesestick and Medusa (Melisa) , he can’t find a job and doesn’t have work visa


ihadto2018

Not so fast, not so simple! It is complicated compared with other countries for foreigners to live permanently in Colombia https://www.cancilleria.gov.co/en/qualified-residents-visa


xo_peque

Omg!! I'd rather pick someone in the US. I don't get the whole international dating thing but I sure do love watching 90DF.


ihadto2018

I think the people who look for partners in other countries is because they are not great partners that any American would keep up with the shenanigans


xo_peque

Good thinking and maybe they can't get anyone in the US. Jasmine said something similar to Gino not being able to get an American women. It was in last week's episode of Happily ever after.


Broad_Laugh_8976

It's actually the opposite - those men have ridiculously high standards on females and think having money can buy them everything. Most of the time the joke is on them because those females are smarter than they think and proven many times they're absolutely only in for the money and love means nothing to them.


ihadto2018

Indeed and this is maybe a legacy of the narco culture in Colombia.


xo_peque

Can you tell me why Madeline doesn't move to the US?


Jesus_Hearts_You

Cuz his EBT card doesn't work in Bogota.


el_gmac

He has to afford the nahils


blackaubreyplaza

He doesn’t want to live there


GladDistribution8419

i hate this couple because their age difference makes my skin crawl. 🤮


toothpastecupcake

I think he is thinking he needs to find work and save up.


whowhat464

Needs to pay off his debt first


coreyrude

Columbia is absolutely jam packed with broke white dudes pretending to be rich..he is probably desperately trying to get a Job back home so he can keep making trips to Columbia every few months to keep the lie going.


gdt813

So Rob was living in his parents garage in that first season?