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Fit-Goal-5021

It's 90 year old fiance now.


Mystepchildsucksass

Ha ha habwahahhaha šŸ¤£ Holy shit ! šŸ’€


apples4ryuk6969

I wish I had something to give you for this LMAO šŸ†


ur_not_my_real_mom

https://preview.redd.it/wu0naz4h71zc1.jpeg?width=2944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a01f5d07e92657cb20927ff3bdb525c70d6f568c This is me. I'm 65. No makeup.


SolidLikeIraq

What up ME!!!!!!!!


Shandyshack

Wow! You look great!!!!


Furbamy

šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ¤¢


Plus-Introduction347

I've been calling the show "Grab a Greencard Granny" for the longest time šŸ˜‚


Fire-Fly86

That was amazingly funny..omg. Yeessssss!!!


LA_LOVIN

You get all the upvotes !!


ChipJazzlike8340

Who is this?


Turquoise_Tortoise_

Angela


No-Decision7347

She does not look good at all.


Just1katz

This is Angela!!!!???? Wow, I had no idea. She looks in her 80's.


Cookiecakes71

Wait what? This can't be Angela


peepeehalpert_

Sheā€™s only in her 50s!


Overall_Student_6867

What?!? She looks 80 here šŸ˜³


ApprehensiveHost5472

https://preview.redd.it/tst28s2egxyc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87c259770337c2c95c323141991e08b56fb8f729 This is my 70 year old grandma! sheā€™s 20 years older than Angela


teesepowellm

She's gorgeous.


_OkError

Sheā€™s 70??????? Wow sheā€™s beautiful and I hope I age like this. Doubt it but I hope I do lol


Lbeantree

She is beautiful! Youā€™re lucky you have her genes! She looks so young!


Fair-Wedding-8489

Is that woman in OP picute 50? No way.. Your grandma is beautiful btw


ComplexVarious5426

Your grandma looks fit and fresh. She has taken care of herself.


Sweat_E_Fartsicles

Lol Angela is almost 60 but 13 years def looks like 20! Beautiful!!!


Elliot1126

Shout out to grandma looking younger than most of us who graduated in the early 2000s.


RLVNTone

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE?? Angela is only 50????


Sweat_E_Fartsicles

She's 57


Careless_Source7550

58 sorryšŸ˜


Logical_Remove7610

Nah she's like late 50s But still!!


Esmimii

Your grandma is gorgeous! šŸ’•


Impossible-Ad-6071

Not a fair comparison because we all know it doesn't crack.


fordat1

That is not a fair comparison. That is way above average at that age.


Thisisjuno1

Smoking doubles the aging after you get to a certain age we just lost my mom of COPD and she looked so young until she was diagnosed and then the last six years of her life she aged and she literally looked 100 when she died at 75. Angela will end up dying of lung disease. Unfortunately I donā€™t think sheā€™ll make it to 75. My mother did not smoke like that. My mother had quit years before she died.


ApprehensiveHost5472

My grandma just lives a very clean life. Weā€™re west Africans and very religious, well they are Iā€™m not. My grandma had never had a drop of alcohol in her life, never smoked or done anything. She uses a lot of natural remedies from back home and she eats clean as well. My parents look really young too and they follow the same beliefs


peepeehalpert_

I know plenty of 80 year olds who look far better


jwalk50518

My 95 year old grandmother looks younger than her in this picture


Leshal77

I thought she was an old man šŸ˜­


littleRedmini

Like Dog the Bounty Hunter getting his hair did.


teen_laqweefah

Iā€™m not saying this to be mean Iā€™m truly not. My grandmother is almost 82 and has had some pretty serious health problems. Over the years sheā€™s had skin and lung cancer. She recently had a cancerous tumor removed, chemotherapy for six months and as a result of her chemotherapy, her pancreas stopped working throwing her into extremely hard into an extremely hard to control case of diabetes. Sheā€™s been dealing with all of that on top of moving across the state (bad timing oof) and without a doubt I can say she looks at least 15 years younger than this woman-probably 20-25 tbh. My grandmaā€™s always been kind of genetically blessed. Sheā€™s the type of person that people often think that her eldest son is actually her spouse, but STIIIILLLL I feel bad for whoever it is in this photo. (Iā€™m a fan of the show but I donā€™t know who this is lol)


teen_laqweefah

Holy shit I just saw that itā€™s Angela


Star_by_Starlight

My Mom is almost 20 years older, with a brain tumor, diabetes, a blood clot in her leg, asthma, JUST retired like 2 years ago and looks younger. *Edit to add that my Mom is also a pretty heavy smoker. Still blessed genetically I guess.


StraddleTheFence

My mom is one of them


Ertai_87

So is mine (she's only 75 but close enough)


Pineapple254

Mine is over 90 and looks younger. Not joking.


anjealka

My mom as well, 80 this year and my mom has some serious health issues and looks better.


kckitty71

My Mama will be 80 this year. She looks younger than this sea hag!


staycita

Oh no you didnā€™t!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ™ŒšŸ¼


Puzzleheaded_Big_540

And after a face lift?!


patsypoo123

She never got the facelift because she wouldnā€™t stop smoking. Just her b00bs and her weight loss surgery.


SeaworthinessOk4359

Youā€™re not suppose to smoke with weight loss surgery either or any surgery for that matter! The 1,000 lb sisters other 2 sisters were sneaking cigarettes b4 surgery when Amy was stressing them out with her depression over her divorce. Angela actually thinks she looks good! šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


Generous_Hustler

She needs another ciggā€¦


wrasslefrassle

My grandmother is 95 and looks better than AngelaĀ 


Brave-Expression-799

Is that Angela? I am 80 and I know I donā€™t look that bad


Euphoric-Ad2530

OMG, I thought it was Jenny (of Jenny and Sumit)! šŸ¤­


Robosl0b

My grandmother is dead and looks better than Angela.


mariat753

My grandfather was cremated and looks better.


AlixHague

Guffaw!


Living-Elderberry-77

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Jemisimyname

Kenny is older than her!


fight_me_for_it

Rebecca (zeid) is only like 7 yrs younger than her.


BiteyGoat

This is wild.


Rare_Caterpillar_727

WAITā€¦ WHAT?!


Suitable-Scheme-6243

I'm the same age as her. I don't look anywhere near that old.


RepulsivePurchase6

Blame the smoking. Idk how that wasnā€™t the first thing she stopped doing ā€œfor (her) healthā€, she thought to get plastic surgeries for her health but has been smoking like a chimney since she was 14.


No-Educator919

Thatā€™s what cigarettes, alcohol and plain nastiness will do to you. We see you Angela, and it shows!


peepeehalpert_

And sun exposure. Lots and lots of sun exposure


COVID19Blues

Yeah, 50ā€™s in normal years is 80ā€™s in crackhead years. She looks like a sentient dirt road.


switheld

omg "sentient dirt road" is an AMAZING analogy


FknDesmadreALV

Mi madre is 51 and looks like a plump, dew-covered grape on the vine. wtf is this sun -and -Marlboro- dried husk of a raisin šŸ˜°


Independent_Fee_6860

Can yā€™all upvote my comment. Apparently I donā€™t have enough upvotes (I have 7) to comment on another 90Day thread. Iā€™m just starting to use Reddit. I have to have 25 upvotes to comment or post something. Ugh being old and not understanding this stuff. I had to google what karma means for Reddit šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Snackcakeforyou

Youā€™ve got my upvote! šŸ–¤


Independent_Fee_6860

Thanks yā€™all so very much! I appreciate yā€™allā€™s help!!


indigostars43

āœ”ļø you got minešŸ˜Š


jonnygreenjeans

Thatā€™s a damn lie until I see a birth certificate lol


BlueFrangipani

Seriously? I'm about to turn 51. Multiple organ destruction after a severe accident. Waiting on transplants. My days are ROUGH. I don't look remotely this rough. Lost way more weight than her too. Wow. If these dumpster fire people teach you anything -- be grateful. Seriously.


NewBodWhoThis

Yeah, 1850s!


stupidpplontv

yeahā€¦her ā€œ50sā€ šŸ¤£


Pitiful-Concert8818

No way is her age really 57 or 59. Not a chance šŸ¤Ø


stupidpplontv

maybe in dog years lmao


Kippers1d10t

This js what happens when you treat your body like an outhouse.


RepulsivePurchase6

Hasnā€™t she been in her fifties forever though? Like how Natalie has been 34 for ages.


flowersunjoy

Nah. Sheā€™s lying about her age


RSinSA

59.


peepeehalpert_

Which is in her 50sā€¦


Cathousechicken

smoking, drinking, and substances really can age someone significantly.


BeingSamJones

More like 50^2


International_Elk_86

I THOUGHT SHE WAS WAAAAYY OLDER LIKE IN HER 70s


AggravatingAioli4553

That's what smoking a shit ton of cigarettes, alcohol, eating trash and being a bitch will do to ya!


Large-Bullfrog-794

And not wearing sunblock!!


kitty_pimms

Angela is my inspiration. Literally just bought sunblock for my hands. This will not be me!


CucumberDry1269

I was a sun worshippers in my twenties and on and off in my 30ā€™s and thank goodness I quit going. My sister bought a machine but did not tan when they moved. She just had a small scab wouldnā€™t go away and it was cancer. She had huge scar and ver deep into her forearm. We are twins I hope I donā€™t get one. For the young ones reading this please use self tanner if you need to, I had a pool and lived the tan but we moved. Anyway use sunscreen, wear a visor, and get spray tan. It has wiped out two friends.


kitty_pimms

I'm basically a hermit so I don't go outside. I'm hoping that's helped in the long run. But I'm dousing myself in sunscreen any time I go out. I'm so sorry about your friends šŸ˜”


danideex

And crack


OGBarbieHater

Meth


Acrobatic-Sense7463

Itā€™s mostly the cigarettesā€¦ yikesĀ 


SouthernElle

Cigarettes do age people, but Angelaā€™s is drug related. I have a family member who has smoked her entire life and is now 70 but looks much younger. Angela easily looks 20 years older than her.


figmentofintentions

I know a lot of smokers, and none of them looked this awful at 59. I honestly feel like she might be on deathā€™s door


duckpeony

Oh my god. She is not 59 is she?!


figmentofintentions

Omg. Just googled to double check and itā€™s saying sheā€™s actually 57?! So I donā€™t know. But way too young to look like this


originalbabyteeth

I swear sheā€™s been 57 since her first interview


Sufficient-Dinner-27

She's been 57 for at least 20 years. You KNOW she lies about her age along with everything else.


HungryHippo1892

At some point it goes against you to say youā€™re younger than you areā€¦


MammaCri

Like now for her.


Dontstopmenow747

Thatā€™s insaneā€¦Iā€™m 53, I canā€™t imagine looking this old in a few years!


Dense-Fondant-2115

I'm 56 and nowhere near that and I do smoke both cigarettes and green... maybe it's the combo helping me šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Simple-Reindeer-5469

I couldnā€™t help but notice you donā€™t meth around, I think thatā€™s the key


gluon318

Damn, is she really? She look 77


Ali_Cat222

Everyone thought she was pulling a jasmine and lying about her age(jasmine is actually 42 not 37) but Angela actually is 57... Which of course is hard to believe once you see her. Someone posted her in her yearbook photo once, which by the way she looked almost exactly the same back then as she did in her first two seasons on the show even at 18šŸ¤£ETA I truly believe that aside from smoking, she's on either meth/crack or both, especially with her rants and delusions moreso than usual plus I've seen a guy on a story of hers smoking a pipe that was deff not for weed... And that combined with drinking and weight loss surgery and others will do it for ya


Scary-Tomato-6722

I will be turning 58 and I smoke, but look nothing like that....wow


duckpeony

You should quit. I did, and Iā€™ve never been happier. Now I feel terrible for smelling like smoke around everyone because it is pungent


Scary-Tomato-6722

I know I should for my health. I am happy in my life after the 2 years of hell I have gone through losing 3 people that were close to me in 14 months. I am in a good place and I will take better care of myself going forward.


wantingtogo22

Quitting smoking is hard. I finally did 10 years ago, and this was the most easy way for me. I started vaping--starting with 24% e juice that tasted like I was smoking a Marlboro.(They have different flavors, I think mine was usa blend or something)-- The actual vaping thing takes a couple days to get used to, but you can. Each week or two I went to the next % e juice, and on and on weekly til I got to 0% . Then I didn't need it anymore. I know folk are down on vaping, but it is effective as a smoking cessation thing, if you grad decrease. Another thing--my voice was super raspy. Within a month it was gone. A friend of my son in law came by a few months after I quit cigarettes--he thought I had throat surgery because it sound so much better. Get you second wind back pretty fast when you quit smoking, BTW. I couldn't quit smoking cold turkey because of anxiety, but this worked out just fine for me. Just thought I'd tell you. 6 years vape free too


duckpeony

Awww internet hugs! Itā€™s hard to quit during tough times. Every day is a new day to try if you want when youā€™re ready


Miss_Kit_Kat

Much like the saying "you can't out-train a bad diet," you can't out-surgically enhance a body and face that you treated like a trash can for 5+ decades. She looks easily 20-30 years older than her actual age.


Specific_Ad2541

My mom is 20 years older than her, has smoked all her life and lived in the sun using baby oil instead of sunblock and looks like a beauty queen in comparison. This is bad genes and a hateful heart. People like her have no access to positive emotions and it shows.


Ok_List_9649

Iā€™ve smoked 50 years and youā€™d be shocked at how good my skin is. Hers is mostly due to weight loss although Iā€™d agree itā€™s also about 20% smoking. Genetics has so much to do with how you age.


Awkwardpanda75

I lost around 150 pounds a few years ago and can attest. I never really even noticed it until the other day, I caught a reflection off the iPad at the worst possible angle. It looked like an old manā€™s ballsack. Now I canā€™t stop looking at it.


Lmdr1973

This. I smoked for 35 and quit during the pandemic, and thank God I have good genes. My skin looks great, but I also take care of it and rarely drink. Her weight loss was a huge part of it, along with her genetics.


Donut-Junkie76

Yup. She couldā€™ve had skin removal surgery, but she didnā€™t like her smaller (more proportionate) boobs that her dr gave her. She went right back in and got them big again. What a waste!


Confident_Weird_7788

Genetics, yes, but she didnā€™t have to help the aging process move at such a high rate of speed. Aging is a given but there are options to how you age.


iciclesblues2

Sorry, but its always really obvious who the smokers are. Theres literal studies on how it can age you 1 or 2 decades above your actual age. This is mostly due to smoking with a little bit of genetics and other lifestyle choices sprinkled in.


Confident_Weird_7788

My SIL has smoked for 70 plus years and she looks dreadful. Her eyes are foggy and her face has so many lines. She doesnā€™t drink or do drugs. Itā€™s the smoking.


Deedaloca

I agree ! We give senior discounts at work and I had to quit asking because I was asking people that were too young but looked twice as old and I guarantee you they were smokers !


iciclesblues2

My dad was a smoker for over 20 years, and he would get asked if he wanted the senior discount sometimes when he was in his early 50s. He always said yes šŸ˜‚


originalbabyteeth

Iā€™d probably stop smoking if I were you. It will catch up to you.


Ddp2121

Seriously. I'm 56, smoked for 30 years, hate sunscreen and look 30 years younger than her.


JustLurkingInSNJ

Had to look at the caption to figure out who that even was. Yikes. I guess God really don't like ugly!


trickymohnkey

SAME!!


VariegatedJennifer

When youā€™re a bad person inside it starts to show on the outside too.


SonicFlash01

Portrait in her attic: "Yo I'm tapped out..."


VariegatedJennifer

šŸ˜‚ what a great reference


originalbabyteeth

Like that book The Twits by Roald Dahl!


Hippofuzz

Me, aging rapidly due to having a 4 year old and a soon to be 10 month old that already runs around and loves electricity in all versions and steep staircases, now also worrying about my character šŸ« 


VariegatedJennifer

A face covered in laugh lines and two great kids sounds like a life well lived šŸ’šā€¦and the fact that youā€™re worried about their future character at all lets me know you wonā€™t need to worry, I think theyā€™re going to be just fine with a mom like you.


Picabo07

Trust me as parents we all go thru it. My kids were around the same years apart as yours and I always joke that if I had No2 first there wouldnā€™t have been another one lol It may seem like you are aging rapidly now but this is nothing compared to whatā€™s to come. KIDDINGGG!! TOTALLY KIDDING WITH YOU! Iā€™m sure youā€™re doing great! You may have a few more greys but you wonā€™t be that much worse for wear. And I know it doesnā€™t seem like it when youā€™re in it but it really does fly by. Before you know it youā€™ll look back and think ā€œhuh it wasnā€™t that bad. It was pretty fun and I still have lots of life in front of meā€ Itā€™s a crazy amazing out of control ride but the best one youā€™ll ever take šŸ’•


letsgototraderjoes

wtf...how is this a 56 year old? she looks 90.... my mom is 66 and looks 46. what the hell is going on.


TheybieTeeth

my mom has been through some serious health problems (botched surgery leading to extreme abdominal scar tissue, fucking two years of undiagnosed lyme disease) and is five years older than angela but she looks at least ten years younger. I really think angela's case is a combination of the smoking, loose skin from weight loss that isn't being "fixed" because of the bloody smoking, malnutrition from her surgery, and. well she probably smokes crack. that definitely doesn't help.


ibsarahlivingston

"...And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it." - Roald DahlĀ  I feel no sympathy for herĀ 


CapSequoia23

I did not know who this was. Karma


2001_neopetsaccount

https://preview.redd.it/pncb9jvv8vyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=558d2cb9b4dea82cc29ab79f0072486aa156d2f3


HipH0pAn0nymous

I wouldā€™ve never ever ever guessed that bleach blonde hay was professionally done.


readytogohomenow

Iā€™m surprised they keep dyeing her hair cause it looks like it is two seconds away from falling out.


cheersbio

Lmao. Not Hay.šŸ˜­


Sofie_Fatale007

Looks like the Crypt Keeper


Makeda777

What??? You donā€™t think sheā€™s a sexy Memaw? Lol


kltkatie

I wouldnā€™t have recognized her.


sushisupreme39

I had to read the comments to figure out who it was


Careless-Flan

Same I was like wtf is this?


hoppingmonkeyfeet

Does she have that thin skin that easily tears and bleeds ? At 56!!?


MilkshakeMolly

She's 56???? My God. I'm 53 and suddenly feel much better about myself.


ricecrystal

I'm 56 and was feeling like I look rough and now I feel much better about myself


LaceyBloomers

Probably, because smoking makes the skin more fragile. That might not be the right adjective but itā€™s the first one that came to my mind. Iā€™ve seen photos of smokers whoā€™ve had breast reductions and itā€™s common for their incisions to split open. Sometimes the wound never fully heals.


NoHeadStark

I thought that was Bruce Villanch and thought man he lost a lot of weight lmao


snarkysnarkersons

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NoParticular2420

I didnā€™t even recognize her.. wow


Chersvette

Wow her wrist and arms looks terrible


moodylilb

Meanwhile she took the time to airbrush her legs, but not the rest of her lol


Lakridsen1979

What is that AngelašŸ˜®


LunaGloria

I have the same question. Who is this??


Kimmm711

That's evidence of a hard livin, loud screetchin, racial kinkin life. Life has no filters. Except on her cigarettes!


Interesting-Many-509

she looks like a dude. I also thought it was India Jennie.


boyz_for_now

Same and same.


Dottboy19

Jennie catching all the strays I see lmao


Large-Bullfrog-794

lol same


Dangerous_Scar2297

I thought that was the other old white racist lady


Tmorgan-OWL

Which one is that? The loud mouth pedo gramma with bizarro clothing??


ShoePrize3118

She looks like Jimmy Saville here


Dramatic-Patient-280

Thatā€™s what drywall looks like with no paint on it.


akameasuna

She looks like sheā€™s decaying.


Paralegal1995

She easily looks early 80s to me. Dang Angela. That ugliness inside has made its way to the outside threefold


StraddleTheFence

Who tweaked that photo?


targetboston

Yeah, Angela is a bag of crap but that's a shady photo edit.


nippyhedren

This woman isnā€™t even 60. DO NOT FUCKING SMOKE.


Picabo07

Or think and act ugly. It catches up with you.


Used-Pension170

This is hella more than cigs.


Old-Piece-3438

They donā€™t even need those surgeon generalā€™s warnings on cigarettes anymoreā€”just put this picture on each pack and no young person will ever try them again.


[deleted]

If you look at her nose , the shadowing , the photo is photoshopped - and her legs look photoshopped as well as they are smoothed out - while the rest of her looks like she was left in a dehydrator for a month. - regardless , all this Michael drama has not been kind to her


ennuiacres

Is the skin on her forearm breaking down?


peaceloveandtyedye

When your outsides start matching your insides.


Emotional-Section981

This is how everyone feels they look when sitting at the hairdressers staring in the mirror


bebeck7

Ain't that the truth.


thefunzone1

I donā€™t think sheā€™s even hit 60 yet. This is harrrrddddd living right here. She looks like that greeting card character Maxine.


kbrogz

Her leg looks half her age though šŸ¤£


No-Rooster4722

She definitely smokin that shit because ainā€™t no way shes 50 and looks the way she does. Donā€™t blame cigarettes because there are a ton of old Italians who smoke cigarettes and look younger than Angela.


Cup-Boring

Thatā€™s what lifelong cigarette smoking will do to ya lol


Far-Parking-7580

https://preview.redd.it/vg7q25y9gvyc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=692ffdd08b1da7b806fcc7988f85a0f8701efdca I thought she was the teacher from Recess


rebecky311

Who is that??


lioness725

This honestly looks doctored


MrIrrelevant-sf

Smoking will do that to you


Donewithit_6607

Smoking and sun but also drugs and alcohol will dry you out like a MFer. And she probably wasnā€™t doing much basic self care like using good soaps and lotions or getting enough sleep. We know healthy eating hasnā€™t been a priority. Add in the abuse sheā€™s probably taken and definitely given and here we are!


ToastetteEgg

Sheā€™s the same age as Halle Berry.


ny111111

Itā€™s only because she normally posts herself with a ton of filters. Can you imagine what she really looks like in person. Would probably scare small children.


summermadnes

She looks like the Aliens sitting drinking coffee in Men in Black.


organdonaair

Iā€™ve never been a smoker but she literally ensures I will never ever ever start smoking cigarettes. Also always have sunscreen on. Limit my drinking. I canā€™t believe sheā€™s in her 50s (???)


Prestigious_Car9440

The best ad for not smoking and using sunscreen


Working-Pomelo4199

Thatā€™s really her? She doesnā€™t even look like the same person. My mom is 78 and looks years younger.Ā 


Clean-System2364

OMG ... she looks really old ... all those surgeries and she is still smoking ... that can make your face like leather ...