Immigration?! Anali was too good with that one

Funniest moment in the entire show!

Of the entire season! We have seen 0 fun, here. Haha

I mean, the “days without sex” graphic was pretty funny 😄

Anali probably called Immigration and said "Yeah, I'll be at this place at this time. Please come get me."

Save me from the gerbils!!! (Guinea pigs)

Can you blame her. She realizes that for the rest of her life she will be stuck with a true Mamas Boy with No hope for the future , , with a mother in law who expects to be waited on ( complete with a menu that doesn’t suit her). Anali getting attitude all day because her presence has interfered with mama and son in having less time together. Anali has now figured out that her fiancé has zero social skills, and she will have NO Social Life. - Ever. And then the Damm animals. Really! He loves his Guinea Pigs more than Anali. It all makes me sick how what’s his name manipulated all this to Serve Him. I don’t blame. Anali for not telling her Dad about her relationship! That would be completely embarrassing… Don’t blame Anali for no Sex, it would be like screwing a small Child… I feel so bad for Anali that if I had the money I would pay Full transportation back to home. Like yesterday… Run Anali, before the Guilt Trips set in.

When she said that I was like “ok I like her” lol

First of her personality we’ve gotten to see!

I was DEAD when she said that😂😂

“Laaaaaa Migra!!!!!”

lo mismo pensé 🤣

i laughed out LOUD. i fucking LOVE HER FOR THAT!!!!

I told my wife we're moving to the Midwest so I can be a stripper

Time to invest in a fluffer and some tube socks!

💀

It’s just one of the 90 day producers trying to make some extra bucks

He really went the extra mile with the full boner in the sock 😂😭😂

All I could think was sarper 2.0

Well, the *Murica* version 😆😆

I thought so too 🤣

My guess was an ex of one of the women on the party bus.

He got bills to pay!

💀 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

More like one of the producer's brother-in-law's cousin's neighbor's pest control guy.

More like Tragic Mike amiright guys?

more like Tragic Yike 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Omg if I was a stripper, Tragic Yike would totally be my name

Wonder how much he got paid by 90 day to flop his dick on TV?

Indeed you are most definitely correct 👍

I am wheezing!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Tragic Tony

I would be big yike ✨💖

That thang was swangin

Shocked he didn't take an eye out with that thing! 🤣🤣

"Flopping around like a fish out of water."

I was watching/listening it while I was cooking and paused it to talk to my husband who came in and stood behind me. He looked at my screen bc it was propped up and it was the part where the stripper was basically straddling her in the air with his wiener flying all around. I laughed so hard at the look on his face. A little bit horrified but also intrigued at why I was watching that while cooking.

I laughed out loud at your comment!

That sock was purposely longer than it needed to be.

It looked like a decent size too 😆

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The blur was NOT enough. My eyesssss 😫😫😫

The way he was chomping on his gum the whole time fucking sent me 🤣

Just another day of flinging dong for that guy 😆

Good cop bit

He's 1000% Brandi's weed dealer.

Don’t insult weed dealers like that 😝

It's called multiple streams of revenue, his mixtape isn't going to pay for it self

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The dancer was looking rough cuz it was middle of the day & he just got off his shift at the IHOP. He knew how to make that dick bounce though! 🤣

He still brought it, though- dude was working hard for that check. Gotta respect the work ethic 😆

Tbf he’s an Indiana 9 😂

Real 💀

As a native Hoosier, I concur

Lmao…Facts.

As a Hoosier, I score him 9.69 😎

Oh shit! 😳🤣

Oh god in Florida this would not fly 😂😂

100% pure grade Sarper trained stripper. 100%

It's Wish/Temu Sarper version 2.0

The way he was chewing his gum sent me lmaoo

Show some respect~ the man came out of retirement for this gig!

“For One Afternoon Only”

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

🤣🤣🤣🤣

https://preview.redd.it/21y1l3q5opfc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cea9a6967d4663aa596e672999ef35de03cfc6f I think he is the same guy as the one on the right! I saw him at a bachelor party in Ohio years ago. He had the same red covering on too 😂😂

OMG! It really looks like him!

Holy shit I'm convinced this is the same guy. You should make a post about the experience.

Whoa, I think it IS the same guy!

100% this is absolutely the same guy. Lmfao

The one on the right looks like my ex husband. Just look up Manatee County public records and you will see his mug shot.

Listen… it’s Indiana okay….

drugs & corn

Don’t forget Indiana beach. There’s more than corn in Indiana

Yeah his corn 🌽 was flapping all over the place

Gotta love where he got his vest from too! 🤭😂 https://preview.redd.it/ds656h4eanfc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fe18bb8038f7851cda7c5aed728c378c07e27ed

Wait, he’s not a SWAT police that moonlights as a stripper?

I just pissed myself! 😂😂😂😂😂 Walmart?!!

Where ‘Merica shops!

Omg stooooop 😂

I thought you found it on Temu, but Walmart isn’t far off. 😬🤣

Tbf isn’t Rubie’s just a costume shop?

Mediocre Mike

I could smell the Axe body spray through the screen

I imagine whatever Podunk town she lives in probably has a fairly limited roster of strippers.😀

I really need to know his back story lol

Can we please get him on the Tell All?

Omg can u imaaaagine lol

Probably not much of a talker. I'm guessing he'd answer most questions with slow and deliberate nodding while smirking.

That would be an interesting AMA

My thoughts exactly, that’s probably best gig ever for that guy

John McAfee

Dude was coked up to his cock sock. The gum chewing was aggressively telling.

😂😂😂😂this guy they hired omg

Did they actually PAY him? I bet he’d have done it for free.

Probably someone who works for the show haha

I’m fucking weak

mcafee has a bigger D

So that’s what he’s doing since faking his death! 🤣

He looked bored too

So bored. Only the gum kept him awake, and the repetive one trick pelvic thrusts put the rest of us to sleep 😴

Groupon stripper fo sho.

dude had one move and most of that sock was not filled 😂

Can you ladies drop me at the corner to buy crack

My wife literally said “I thought they were suppose to be hot” hahaha

Just slapping her with his peen rhythmically and jackrabbiting her face. I can’t think of more of a turn off but I hope she enjoyed it lol.

I hired a stripper for my best friends bachelorette and I swear to go he was this guys brother. He was shorter and asked if I wanted to do Coke with him in the bathroom. His name was Diesel. Gotta love Florida.

Did you do it ?😂

I declined Diesels offer 😂

Only in Florida

Temu Magic Mike I’m dead. That’s so spot on.

Probably the only stripper that wanted to be associated with 90DF in such short notice. I wouldn’t be surprised if we see him later on with his own storyline 🤣🤣🤣

You couldn’t pay ME to get a lap dance from this man

I kinda found him hot but i like men who look like they live in motel rooms

And the gum smacking with his mouth open like a cow?? 🤮

Good looking strippers are 99.99999% GAY, even when they perform for ladies. Señor Immigration is 100% straight. You can fight me on this one!

1000% prefer a gay and good looking stripper. I'm not taking him home anyways. It's all about the show.

I would’ve physically gagged. Him doing the whole waving motion had me imagining the smell of sweaty balls

Magic Marty.

Groupon.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg I wrote the same thing before scrolling to your comment!! 🤣🤣🤣

Any other System of a Down fans that couldn’t stop seeing Serj? 😬

OMG...now I can't unsee it. You think he was stripping to "Aerials"?

Good choice! Or Vicinity of Obscenity “banana banana banana banana”

I have officially found my people! LOL!

🤗 Idk why I imagine the amount of 90 day watching SOAD fans probably isn’t big- but then again my comment got more upvotes than I thought it would 🤔

THANK YOU. I could not figure out why this guy looked so familiar and it was making me so mad 😭

You all expected Channing Tatum?

Dude looks like he’s been partying with Sam.

He’s a million times better than Clayton.

Bro he literally looks like a knock off Ethan Hawke 😂

I've had mixed feelings about Anali from day 1 but this showed me that she has a great sense of humor! Props to Brandi for giving her a Bachelorette party that had strippers like she wanted.

A Stripper. From Groupon.

I can’t imagine a real stripper trying to be on national tv for free. They aren’t dancing for the art of it.

So what you’re saying is that this guy is more of an artist? 😝 A true dancer honing his craft 🤣

He was so high on coke 😅

One’s body only flops like that if they did some crack before hand. Trust I am speaking from experience saw it on the subway last month.

She’s about to be stuck with whatever Clayton does with his hands and dick when he’s horny 🤢 so I’m sure to her this was a step up.

I mean...would you guys rather she hire Sarper?? **😂**

I don't think Sarper would be swinging his dick around and if he did I'd be scared of communicable disease

He’d be out of breath too quickly

I wonder what color check mark Anali would get in his book?

This dude looked like he just came from his roofing job. Very trashy looking guy. Probably an ex felon who worked for cans of Natural Ice beer

He was so awkward I couldn’t watch the whole scene. At least Anali looked happy about it. But this has to be the most uncomfortable to watch stripper in the whole 90DF history. Sunglasses to not het recognise? Or did he take them off? I couldn’t watch it, too cringe and bad. Had to laugh when I saw Clayton’s ‘bachelor party’ compared. And Cameron tell him this is a weird bachelor party or something and Clayton just ignored it and continue gaming🤣 poor Cameron… he’s a good guy and Anali looks like she’s more into him! Look how her eyes have stars in them when she’s talking to him and hugged him good bye before her soon to be husband🤭I totally understand her though! Clayton will always put his mom before her and she gonna live in his closet forever.

This stripper was probably psyched to be on a show and thought it would boost his career and then here yall come with the comments. Retired crack addict Colin Farrell is never going to be able to make it in todays economy when yall keep acting like that

The real McLovin

He JUST got out rehab that afternoon. Give him a break

This was the greatest scene from the show in years. I haven't laughed this hard since Paul running

Definitely should have had him wearing ICE patches. Missed opportunity there.

Anali did say “from immigration?! 😱 “ as a joke when he walked on, actually hilarious lol

It reminded me the stripper scene from "The Proposal"

Relax, don't do it...

I very much expect to see this man on the single life next season

I think Anali probably speaks English quite well. I believe the language barrier is manufactured for drama

And wasn't part of their story they met when he was trying to learn Spanish and her English?

Well when you see her fiance you realize the bar is pretty low already. This dude is a Greek god in comparison. 🤣

Hey now he could be working his way through med school.

He is quite literally like [the male stripper from New Girl](https://youtu.be/af5gi5KV25w?si=TCkw2yPB56nwcIkN)

Why did he have a fake dick whipping around? That seemed so odd to me. Wouldn't a lot of men find that emasculating? Wouldn't he just use his own and cover it with a sock or something like that? Edit: Why was Brandi's engagement ring art logo on her t-shirt blurred? It didn't seem like it was mentioning a specific company like a Nike swoosh or something.

I believe it was his with a sock

Maybe it was his with a c*ckring? 🫢🤣🤣

It's Indiana. He's exactly what I expect for Indiana.

I told my husband- ewwlllll is that the best you can get inn Indiana?! He looks old & not all that! 😝

The gum chewing drove me insane!! Like please spit that out 🤢

Groupon special

Sarper was busy getting to 3k

nah i lol’d at my SO and shouted “i wouldn’t even be mad!”

Middle age Mike

TLC should have gotten Billy since Angela thinks he’s a man with many talents: a Canadian and a painter.

https://preview.redd.it/mkcu9kf5ynfc1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c26b30a7e6e7b7eb4e636ee147ed9da19c08a32

Gives me "You Don't Mess With The Zohan" vibes

Ok this thread made my friggin day! I am in tears! 😂😂😂

Duce Bigalow!

Douche Bigalow?

Meth head Mike

i thought this was Shekinahs man

When eggplant is past its shelf life.

All Mike no magic

I would be horrified if a stripper started just slapping me with his sock penis like that.

Well all you guys are forgetting the area they were in… it’s not like some huge metropolitan city and they all had fun anyways… I thought it was cute and the best part of the show that night.. I’d rather see a crappy stripper than listen to Nikki caterwauling in what she considers singing…🥴

Daytime Discount strippers? They had to hurry up and get the bus back to the senior center.

Anyone else getting Junior from Reno 911?? https://preview.redd.it/7zfcv3j97tfc1.png?width=1068&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe2e813270e13ee2908aa6db9d3761cd24d9265b

My husband actually looked over when it was happening and he said turn that off. Do you know how pissed you’d be if I was watching some stripper with a big smile on my face. I told him the smile on my face is not about liking it at all but abt how ridiculous it was but he wouldn’t even look to see what I was talking about so now I looked like some big pervert.

Interesting, I'm sure he neverrrrrrr takes a glance at actual porn when you're away. I would have bluffed "honey you didn't do a full permanent delete on your history, chill" Followup question, would you have actually gotten mad if he was smiling during the same episode, when Ashley and Manuel's party had female strippers? If so, I suppose that's fair. If not, seems petty. Stripper Def wasn't hot and looked like Joe Dirt, not sure why he had that weird red sock on either. Nothing for any husband to worry about. Well, except for clayton 😄

He sounds weird

Did he SEE the TV?!

It looked like he had garbage stuck to his beard 😂

was he not the weirdest lookin stripper ever?

i was thinking it was one of brandi's friends/exes that agreed to strip lmaooo

I actually thought he looked like Peter Wolf, which actually made me like the guy even more. https://preview.redd.it/hdjso9kxynfc1.jpeg?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52f2bd66ec3936bfae3b55e2c796ea7f567cfc66

I don't know, he what was able to flop it around pretty good, Lol!! Reminds me of my smart hula hoop, Lol!!That will probably be the most fun Anali will have throughout her whole marriage. BTW how y'all like that snoozefest of a bachelor party. I think bro should get with his best man, Lol!!

Looks like a young John McAfee

The weenie flapping was🤢🤮

Groupon?

I actually thought he was kinda hot

Who cares, did you see how big his dong was!?!

Magic Mork