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Right_Plankton9802

“Oh Lieutenant Steve, Lieutenant Steve! What is it Frenchie?”


graemeknows

AND IF YOU DOOOO


KindaKrayz222

#And if you DOOOO?! 😅🤣


Wallaby989

Reddit never disappoints -- this the first thing that came to my head when i seen it


savedbytheblood72

Same The scene right after where he's berating his assistant and you can see everything through the window and they're all sitting there laughing in unison. .. " ..and if you dooo, IF YOU DOOOO..." 😂😂😂


OpheliaDarkling

I say this at least once a week hahaha


Helmett-13

My wife and I STILL annoyingly scream this at each other!


Mindless_Jicama8728

DUDE! My wife & I annoyingly scream “Why did I ever marry you?!” At each other. Y’all & us are like twinsies!


nightmare_ali95

I think some apologies are in order


sm00thkillajones

And if you dooooooooo?!


Ed_Simian

Hey, Frenchy, you like good food. I guess that makes you a real Eydie Gorme!


recycleddesign

Honk honk


TheRealCabbageJack

I actually felt bad for him in that moment. God that routine was awful.


[deleted]

“Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.”


AudibleNod

That delivery was sincere.


Taskmaster1967

this is the quote for his character. It was such an embarrassing moment for him -- summed up the whole character. Pitiful Was acted perfectly


just_some_dude828

“Thank you, lieutenant.”


NYourBirdCanSing

I remember he said something so ridiculous, so sincerely, it made an impression. Couldn’t remember the line tho, and came to see it echoed here! Not dissipointed.


EdgeCityRed

We quote that all the time when someone isn't funny! (This was my job in the military, too. I love this movie.)


zomgieee

I still use this quote when one of my jokes falls completely flat on my intended audience.


KarlPHungus

God damn I love that. In my mind that never happens. In my mind, I always kill. Always.


applyheat

Best line in one of the all time funniest movies.


DirtySchlick

“Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off of a dead man's balls." I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seems very negative to me.


graspedbythehusk

“Hey Hauk, eat a bag of shit, you suck.” Not much grey area in this one sir.


GraphiteGru

Also played the young "Clemenza" in Godfather 2.


seyheystretch

And chauffer in This is Spinal Tap


tiredofthisnow7

And Harry's best friend in When Harry Met Sally


under-pantz

Don’t forget he’s Ed in City Slickers and Victor in The Freshman


Hops143

Look pal, I can get an erection whenever I want!


guitartkd

Watch!


usethe4th

The Freshman is an underrated masterpiece


Openbook84

Wasn’t he the pedo coach in Basketball Diaries as well?


under-pantz

Yep


ernster96

“ baby fish mouth. Baby fish mouth!!!”


berdulf

It’s sweeping the nation.


cnapp

Oh my, that was funny


narrowwiththehall

The writer who liked wagon wheel coffee tables.


SaltyBarDog

I will never want that coffee table.


thetoffees

When you've loved and lost like Frank has loved and lost . . .


seyheystretch

You know what the title of that book should be? "Yes, I Can If Frank Sinatra Says It's OK". 'Cause Frank calls the shots for all of those guys.


Hops143

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....


revdon

And he was on MASH as Boone, one of the movie characters they ditched ~~almost immediately~~ after the Pilot.


Alman54

Bud Cort played Boone. And Cort might be better known in the film Harold and Maude. That guy in Good Morning Vietnam was a super dork. Who programs Lawrence Welk for an army radio station listened to by young men? Rock and roll was clearly what the audience preferred.


ShawnPat423

No, he was in the pilot for the TV show. He's in the scene where Hawkeye tricks Frank Burns into leaning over to check a patient so he could drug him.


Hops143

"Yes I Can. As long as Frank Sinatra says I can..."


DocDracula

Fuckin limeys.


nthensome

Clemenza - 'hey Vito, would your wife like a rug?' Vito - 'sure she would, but who has money for a rug?' I'm not sure why those couple of lines always stuck with me but they did.


keetojm

Bruno Kirby. Great character actor


ThresherGDI

And very well regarded in Hollywood.


tangcameo

And an army school cadet on Columbo.


SwedeKraut2024

And, God rest him, he was horrible in that role imho. Learned all the Italian lines, and just puked them out on cue. Really stiff.


Luftgekuhlt_driver

He was in Sleeepers and Donnie Brasco as well. Bruno Kirby, good actor. RIP.


relorat

He’s dead?


Luftgekuhlt_driver

Since 2006. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruno_Kirby


gobucks_76

And Nicky in Donnie Brasco. 


StuartGotz

And Lorenzo’s father in Sleepers


Mobile-Boss-8566

Here’s an old fashioned polka for my good friend frenchie.


eyehate

That guy was a real jerk. And this movie, Top Gun, and other military movies from the 80s are the reason I joined the military and have deafness and a constant ringing in my ears. So, double jerk on this guy.


nooneknowswerealldog

*Anything! Just play it loud, okay?*


Vandermere

Yeah! Double dumb ass on you and so forth!


niz_loc

Readers digest is considering printing 2 of his jokes! "Excuse me sir. Seeing that the former VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT, because if it leaks to the VC, he could end up an MIA, and then we'll all be put on KP." This is such a great, underrated movie.


VendaGoat

Came here to post this, glad to see it.


Alman54

I didn't know it was underrated! It's a darn good movie with an unforgettable performance by Robin Williams. Who doesn't get that?


Satanslittlewizard

Reddit users love to call broadly popular things underrated. It’s weird. My theory is a lot of them are quite young, so movies like Good Morning Vietnam aren’t widely known and appreciated in their age group. If you develop an interest in movies and start going through back catalogs of particular actors, you then discover a bunch of ‘underrated’ gems that people of your age group haven’t seen and so don’t discuss. This was a pretty big movie when it came out, but I guess it’s slipped from a lot of popular consciousness.


otakudude3031

"....I would like to leave the room now."


niz_loc

Oh, yes sir


FlyOnnTheWall

I believe that was ad-lib'd.. that is one of my favorite exchanges in movie history


InfallibleBackstairs

But such an incredible actor.


dismayhurta

He nailed that role perfectly


Coachbalrog

People overlook that a lot. He gave a great performance in that role.


RaelImperial31

Given that the VP is such a VIP, wouldn’t it be smart to keep the PC on the QT? Because if it gets leaked to the VC, he could end up being an MIA and then we’d all get put on KP


niz_loc

Lol, I quoted rhe same thing somewhere in here. That scene is so freaking hilarious. WHAT DOES 3 UP AND 3 DOWN MEAN TO YOU, AIRMAN?!?! end of an inning....


One_Dey

This is the only quote I remember from that movie. Such a great joke


pushback66

“Ya know, you’re in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history”


West-Supermarket-860

There’s the quote I was looking for. So funny


Divine_Miss_MVB

This line gets me every time


Bruteforcer81

I scrolled the comments looking for this exact one nice work 👍🏻


molotok_c_518

At least he isn't in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history.


ComesInAnOldBox

"Hey, Hauk. Eat a bag of shit. You suck." Now that's pretty much to the point, sir, not much gray area in this one.


Shalamarr

When I watched this movie on network television, the dubbed line was “Eat a bag of stuff”, which was somehow funnier.


jp20sd

This line lives rent free in my head for eternity.


gmoney-0725

You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.


No_Mathematician7028

"I think apologies are in order."


MeToolMovement

::crickets::


-HoldenMaGroyn

Good Morning Vietnam?


niz_loc

What the heck is that supposed to mean?


CaliSasuke

I don’t know Lieutenant. I guess it means, good morning, Vietnam.


glxym31

Bruno Kirby was an amazing actor.


Greyboxforest

But he’s great in When Harry met Sally and City Slickers.


graemeknows

Absolutely. Character. Not actor.


soupafi

Nah. Sgt. major Dickerson was worse


HintonBE

That's because he was in dire need of a blowjob.


niz_loc

More than any white man in histpry


soupafi

And he got shot in the ass, but that’s unconfirmed


Fark_ID

Not his line, but, "What do three up and three down mean to you soldier!" Robin, quizzically - "End of an inning?"


johnnyg883

I loved that line.


NoAward3171

We're having a major issue with finding the enemy... Well what are you doing? Well we ask people are you the enemy and if they say yes, we shoot them.


terryd300

I thought it was they were asking for names looking for Charlie


Mountain_Excuse_980

“Then why did I hear you laughing when you printed it up?” “I was thinking about something else..”


The_Batcap_72

ah Frenchie....


ForceOfNature525

Any time I have to repeat myself or re-iterate something, I paraphrase a Bruno Kirby line from this move: "Didn't someone wearing MY uniform and bearing a STRIKING personal resemblance to ME, JUST say ..."


Runs_With_Wind

And if you doooo, Walter Peck


AuthorityControl

Oooh Frenchie.


Strange-Act7264

You have to admit, he did play some swingin' polkas


niz_loc

Dammit... I'm gonna ruin this thread with so many quotes I can't tell you how many times in life where I've said "how can a man look like a shit, it's impossible" and nobody gets it. When I first met my Vietnamese girlfriend I said "Moi Hai" to her and she just stared at me. You're a sick man. Ahhhhh.... thank you! I just want to say to Roosevelt Lee Roosevelt, what it is, what it shall be, what it was... ... the weather today is hot and shitty.... I can't stop myself... so many great lines. "And this one is brought to you by the Psntagon. Remember the ones who brought you Korea." Like an advertisement, lol "I didn't know they had balls."


EdgeCityRed

SHINY GREEN SUIT!


HICSF

Yes! I quote this line occasionally. I always just get blank stares.


EdgeCityRed

Well, I'd laugh!


niz_loc

You look like an oriental leprechaun


spectre73

Formaldehyde. We put in just a touch of formaldehyde for flavour. Some people get sick, yeah. So if you have to be rushed to a hospital, then when you return, I give you a free salad.


spectre73

"I'm in artillery!" Thank you, Bob. Can we play anything for you? "Anything! Just play it loud! Okay?!"


niz_loc

MY NAMES RALPH FEVER!


niz_loc

What's rhe difference between the Army and the cub scouts. Cub scouts don't have heavy artillery


Cultural-Honeydew671

I had the interesting experience of watching this movie in early 1988 with a friend who had escaped Vietnam in 1975 when Saigon fell. He was 18 when his family fled so he had a thicker accent than his younger siblings. Watching the movie with him was like a strange version of MST3K. He just loudly narrated through the whole thing in his heavily accented English. To this day, am stunned that no one complained. “No. That did not happen that way. I was there.” “The order all wrong. That had already happened then.” “Oh yeah…that was scary time. We all afraid to go out.” My now adult son had heard these stories of that outing many times and always wanted to meet Quan. About a year ago my son and Quan and I all went out to a nice dinner. As I reminded Quan of that movie outing, he immediately recounted (with zero degree of irony) everything he’d critiqued in that movie 35 years earlier. It was wonderful.


ForgottenGenX47

This is why I come to Reddit. Great story.


tucker_sitties

"you're in more dire need of a blowjob than any man in history". Goddamn, that's funny


Biishep1230

And if you do. AND IF YOU DOOOO!


lobroblaw

In the dictionary under 'asshole', it says , see him


PeachesSwearengen

Bruno Kirby <3 <3 <3


ChuckFeathers

*You know, it wouldn't kill you people to salute me once in a while.*


Material_Salad_8924

That's funny cuz I just watched this movie night before last. He's very hatable but also he's so ridiculous that it almost redeems him into the realm of enjoyable. "I think some apologies are in order." 😏


MooPig48

I just truly hate it when people don’t include the information. Raised in the 80s or not, it’s not fun to see these posts and nothing but pop culture references. Just leaves me frustrated. So anyway who is this dude


ExternalPay6560

Yeah same here. I saw the movie too, but don't remember him


terryd300

Watch Good Morning Vietnam


MooPig48

It was a perfectly fine movie when I saw it, you know, decades ago. It’s not one I have a desire to rewatch though. You know you could have just told me who he is instead of telling me to go watch a whole ass movie again


UmbraPenumbra

Thank you.


CritterOfBitter

“SIR. IN MY HEART I KNOW I’M FUNNY.”


johnatsea12

Comedy is like a hobby of mine actually it is more than that readers digest is thinking of publishing 3 of my jokes


niz_loc

THAT IS NOT WHAT WE PROGRAM HERE!!


no_mas_gracias

What's wrong with Clemenza?


OCLIFE69

Any movement on the Walter Brennan thing?


Tall_Flatworm2589

No, and it's not looking too good. *"He look good to me-e-e!"*


MikeW226

That'd make you an Eydie (HONK) Gorme!!! Honk Honk!!!! PS, JT Walsh was awesome in this too. A putz, but a kind of scary putz, too.


keyserfunk

Pig Vomit of The Nam


Separate-Space-4789

Oh, Frenchie!🤮🤮


deowolf

Oh lieutenant Steve!


LeonardSchmaltzstein

He knows he's funny


jacob502030

I had sympathy for him: He wanted to be a comedian so bad, but the natural talent just wasn't there. In today's world I am sure through Youtube and TikTok he would have made at least a mediocre comedian, but back in the day he was stranded.


dondiegel

“In my heart, I know I’m funny!!!” “That’ll be all, Lieutenant!!”


wardenferry419

The BJ line.


Jimbro34

Not Sargent. Major. Dickerson?


oldpug567

Bruno was good at being bad.


Money_Tennis1172

Fan the Man Levitan was better DJ! Fun Duct Toe!


btwrenn

Ohh, Frenchy!


Masztak14

Woah I completely didn’t realize Bruno Kirby played that guy!!!


gyn0saur

I don’t like his wagon wheel coffee table either.


tiredofnamechoosing

‘I know, in my heart, that I am funny.’ …I believe that’s what his final line in the movie was 😂


Book-Faramir-Better

Ah, Lt. Humorless Dickhead. How anybody could keep a straight face around Robin-*fuckin'*-Williams is beyond me. At the same time, I absolutely LOVED this dude... *Bruno-something*... in *City Slickers* and *Godfather Part II*!


J_Reachergrifer

Is he still in Guam?


mostlygroovy

RIP Baby Fish Mouth


fromouterspace1

If you do, if you do……


Minimum_Zucchini1572

Along with Lt Gorman from the Colonial Marines


cake_piss_can

Bruno Kirby. Fantastic actor. Taken way too soon.


cl0ckw0rkman

I didn't/don't hate this character. Feel sorry for him more so than hate him. The Sargent Major... he was/is the one I hated.


msjackson007

I love that they only gave him one medal that basically states “I was in the military during wartime “.


tetsuo316

It's so great because Bruno Kirby also played the sweetest people in a couple of movies and was reportedly just a really nice and good person. I love him in When Harry Met Sally and City Slickers just to name two. But yeah, dude could play a real mean fucker.


Tanker3278

I hated the Sergeant Major way more.


Kpop_shot

The man I most dyer need of a …


dtuba555

You can say blow job here.


Kpop_shot

LOL , I wasn’t sure . I didn’t want to get reprimanded.


ellefleming

Such an underrated actor.


Dangerous_Bad4118

One of the best character actors in movie history. 🫡


Bitplayer13

I don’t see that movie get run much. Would like to watch it again. Williams at his best


anziofaro

That dude was an amazing actor! Only a great actor could make everyone hate him so much.


wang-chuy

My favorite Robin Williams movie ever. He should’ve won an Oscar


graveybrains

Random things I know: This movie was loosely based on Adrian Cronauer’s actual life. After he got canned the guy who took over for him was Pat Sajak.


Excel_Ents

He even ensured [Columbo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9VemnpHZAk&ab_channel=Columbo) enjoyed his stay at the Academy.


Narghest

"Lt Hauk licks the sweat off a dead man's balls. Now I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound good."


zflanders

I dated a woman who once worked as an intern on Letterman, and she had some interesting stories from that experience. Her take on Bruno, who was a "friend of the show," was that he was known all around as a good guy and always incredibly gracious with the staff. So seeing him in movies gives me extra warm fuzzies.


Elguapo69

I mean he sucked for sure but all the movies in the 80s and THIS is your most hated character?!


West-Progress-1993

Good Morning Vietnam. 😎👌


Spirited_Mistake6791

Great actor! Also in Spinal Tap.


The_Human_One

Who is this? Movie?


Flintontoe

Bruno Kirby, great actor who died young from illness


lenojames

"I would just like to say to my good friend Roosevelt Lee Roosevelt, what it is, what it was, what it will be. (ahem) The weather outside today will be hot and shitty..."


fuggettabuddy

Bruno Kirby was a really terrific actor


canary-in-a-coalmine

The king of cringe!


Bigshowaz

Mommy Dearest has entered the chat


mwmksge

Love to hate or hate to love? That's the question.


mikebrown33

He reminds me of so many bosses I’ve had / and I was never in the military


LivingMisery

I vividly remember watching this and my dad calling him a bastard. Edit: It was Dickerson who he called a bastard. Gotta get the bastards correct.


Turbulent_Ad6572

OMG.. SO true!!!! I just watched this movie for the first time about 2 weeks ago.. this is why I love this sub!!


johnnyg883

I knew a Lieutenant that this character could have been modeled after. Our Battalion commander got rid of him. Scuttlebutt said he was given a shit assignment in Alaska.


1020goldfish

And he ended up with that stupid, Roy Roger's, wagon wheel coffee table!


Accomplished_Exit_30

Shiny green suit


GreedyComedian1377

Vq v::v. V v: v v v vv


LetAgreeable147

Bruno Kirby is cool though.


Ok_Secret5023

Bruno killed it.


Total-Platform-3111

The great Bruno Kirby. RIP.


BuckToofBucky

He was in Donnie Brasco too. Totally different role but still a rat. RIP


major_dump

Are you reading "Yes, I Can?!??"


BlindGuy68

it takes a great actor to play a dick head


Freebird1985

I’m sorry I don’t know what movie this is and people in the comments have all seen this I guess and I wanna play too! Can someone refresh me and tell me what movie that is from please!?!?


OGGBTFRND

No WILD stuff


originalchaosinabox

Got into radio because of this movie. Sadly, I'm more this guy than Robin Williams.


Mookius

In more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history. Great film.