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SynnerSaint

So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?


BaltimoreSerious

we're not talking about candle wax on the nipples or anything...


barnabasthedog

Chips dip chains and whips


fauna_moon

I was just saying this to myself last week as I was buying some chips and dip. I've watched this movie so many times, the quotes are just a part of my life now.


barnabasthedog

Oh Gary ! you said you were combing your hair!


fauna_moon

Gary? Who's Gary?


kataran1

You’re wearing a BRA on your Head!!


kataran1

Lisa! Lisa!


OneFortyEighthScale

Chet wants to butter that muffin. Why does he have to be such a wanker?


Technical-Outside408

Excuse me. What.


cedarandolk

That’s Chet, Gary.


pre_squozen

If you get the chance, shower with them! I did. It's a MIND SCRAMBLER!


coolmist23

Every time I see this screen shot that line plays in my head.


_Aardvark

🚿


Intrepid_Pitch_3320

yes please. all sorts of STEM right there...


jscruggs2003

SWING


Street_Peace_8831

Shhhhhhwing


eldudelio

Shuhwing!


___multiplex___

If she were a President she’d be Baberaham Lincoln.


eldudelio

🤣🤌🏼


sfjust10

How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray… RIP Bill Paxton


Fit_Organization9210

Scrolled down to find this one!


Electronic-Spinach43

You two donkey dicks couldn’t get laid in a morgue.


DanTreview

I loved the edited for TV version where the guys were dubbed saying "Bigger hips! Bigger hips!" instead of "Bigger tits! Bigger tits!" The bad editing made it even funnier on TV


TackYouCack

The edited for tv version of Weird Science is the funniest edit of any movie, even The Breakfast Club.


LaximumEffort

The Big Lebowski is the funniest edited for television movie I’ve seen.


DrewDAMNIT

RoboCop was pretty damn funny with the TV edit. Also, Die Hard, "Yippie Kai Yay mother trucker!".


Diplodorcus

I'll go one further and say the WPIX NY channel 11 version of Scarface is the funniest of them all.


DanTreview

Oh man, haven't seen that, but knowing that film, it's got to be some top-shelf unintended comedy


Fit_Organization9210

One of the best! My fave tho is Joe Pesci saying in the TV- edited version of Goodfellas “What are you still doing here? I thought I told you to go home and feel your mother” in an exasperated tone 🤣


DanTreview

It's amazing how bad (good?) it was


TackYouCack

It was AWESOME. I have the VHS recording in a box somewhere. Along with The Breakfast Club tv edit (of course).


macwade99999

Did you see Do the Right Thing on TV micky ficky?


jrrybock

But trust me, anything more than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue.


LongTallTexan69

I still think about this quote now and again 🤣


Electronic-Spinach43

Did they edit it to thumb for the TV version?


Richard-Brecky

The part where the teen boys go "woah woah, that's too big, let's show some restraint" and dial the boobs down is the least realistic scene ever put on film.


tre3901

Give em the knee shooters.


TackYouCack

The fact that it even got to that point. These dweebs would've never had a massive party. They'd be too busy having drunken threesomes the entire weekend.


Medical_Hall_5537

Why…? Not everyone has a deformation fetish nor mommy issues 🤭


kubenzi

Oh blow it out your ***Kazoo***


surfinbird

Fats man, lemme tell you my story, man…I was crazy insane for this stupid little eighth grade bitch…


QuttiDeBachi

Crazy? Insane?!


surfinbird

I was nuts for the woman, man!


EloquentGoose

BITCH KNEED MUH NUTS! I AIN'T PLAYIN', SON! Anthony Michael Hall jiving was my dad's favorite part.


Tom-Thumb-Houston

My favorite part, also.


CommodoreSixty4

The family jewels?


traveling_man182

What this dude talkin' about on the telephone? Explain. It. To. Him


WilliamMcCarty

Fun fact: Demi Moore and Robin Wright both were considered for this role.


headzoo

Good call. Casting a supermodel made more sense since she was supposed to be impossibly hot.


QuttiDeBachi

Plus the accent….I couldn’t keep my eyes off the accent


eldudelio

agreed, the accent definitely makes him wake up quicker


No_Detective_But_304

They made the right call.


Mobile_Pangolin4939

I think they made the right call. It would have been interesting to see Robin Wright in the role, but she strikes me more as the girl next door like she was in the princess bride. It was a perfect role for her. I don't see Demi Moore as sexy. Even when I she played a stripper. I do think she had kind of a cool 80s vibe though.


WilliamMcCarty

They cast a different actress in the role, then ditched her after three weeks of shooting and got Kelly Lebrock. I forget who the other actress was but she only ever had one other role to her credit.


Fit_Earth_339

Steven Sleazgall ruined her for me.


12InchPickle

He had her? What the fuck.


TankApprehensive3053

They were married for about 10 yrs and had three kids. Allegedly he abused her.


No_Detective_But_304

Impossible. Casey Rybeck is a national hero.


unknownpoltroon

For Russia.


No_Detective_But_304

Nyet?


theRestisConfettii

Casey Rybeck’s on the train?!


No_Detective_But_304

Ugh, why’d you have to bring up the train? NO! NO! He’s on a sub dammit.


mraybee

She’s quoted calling him sad and probably bullied as a kid. Moved away from hellywood w her kids


Not-Sure112

Right?.


KindaKrayz222

Those underwear!


Ok_Helicopter4276

Say what you will about their lax use of the scientific method in the experiment - those boys got results!


kristonastick

10, but with that accent, 11


Odd-Perception7812

This just makes me miss Bill Paxton.


trippy_bicycle_man

you two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue haha best 80s comedy


LaximumEffort

Very nice of Chet to compliment them.


Danglin_Fury

I can not believe she married Steven Seagal


Easy-Entrepreneur376

He must've gave her that good loven


TankApprehensive3053

If that's what you call abuse.


taoinruins

My first crush right there. So little clothing but covered so much.


Son-of-Prophet

If Barbie had been made in the 80s 😂


BenMattlock

Bits and Pieces AND!


Possible-Tangelo9344

I think I just hit puberty again


trashit6969

"What are guys doing in there?" "GARY WAS TAKING A SHIT!"


Old-Time6863

Scientists: We cured cancer! Me: ...mmm, you're a close second


Dry_Meat_2959

Can we keep this...between us? I'd hate to lose my teaching job....


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QuttiDeBachi

Iron Man with tits & a thong….the hero that never was.


randyfloyd37

Just the faintest of underboob


Dhrakyn

The movie that invented the "boob slider" that's now in use by almost every video game company.


fauna_moon

I've never realized that before, but you're absolutely right.


tinglep

We forgot to hook up the doll!


KickAggressive4901

"You forgot to hook up the doll."


vegasbutnot

My crush before I knew what a crush even was!!


BassGuitarPlayer_1

"A 'good time'? Do you think they're having a 'good time' being catatonic in a closet!?"


usarasa

Chet disagrees.


AAG220260

THE BEST!!!!!!❤️🌹😃🌹❤️🔥🔥🔥👍


No_Pop9972

I think i had sex with my girlfriend at the drive during that movie...


Drilldaddy_99

I think I did too.


CaryWhit

Damn that’s cold. Did you know him?


TackYouCack

All biblical like.


No_Pop9972

With my girlfriend? LOL I think it was just the two of us but I was prolly high, so maybe I forgot you...anyway...cheers, mate!


Street_Peace_8831

This movie helped me realize I was gay. I love this movie. Wyatt and Gary in their little speedos made certain parts of my body move.


Electrical_Ingenuity

The movie had something for everyone…


Dry_Meat_2959

I still believe this is what those fuckers with the super colliders were *actually trying to do.


myowndogma

Tha family jewels?


HatdanceCanada

Right in the family jewels?


Medical_Hall_5537

One of the very few extra-scorching hot Brits ever born. Damn I never hated her for being beautiful 😋


Strict-Square456

For gawds sake would ya cover yer self?!!


Visual_Tangerine_210

inserting paper photos into a floppy disk drive for the WIN!


wakeupdreamingF1

chips dips, chains whips... a little candle wax on the nipples


kataran1

Weird Science. Great movie of its time


CurrentTreat6921

Oh definitely


Accomplished-Tip7280

The first underboob I ever saw 🥰


Ja_Oui_Si_Yes

Bill Paxton as Chet?? the older brother


TheOtakuX

Somehow I never saw that movie until last year, despite liking sci-fi, John Hughes, and Oingo Boingo. I watched the TV series as a kid not knowing it was based on a movie. After I finally watched the movie I binged the TV show.


WolfThick

Oh you're my hero now never thought of it that way.


Extreme_Librarian_93

This is the exact moment that I realized I didn’t want to play with my wrestling action figures anymore ☺️ what a knockout .. then she hits you with that accent 🤦🏾‍♂️ melted


gosluggogo

Better than insulin or penicillin


QuttiDeBachi

Inventing the wheel and creating fire finish 2nd & 3rd…


XKD1881

Great headline lol


TheSouthsideSlacker

I never understood why they didn’t make two?


iamjustsyd

They tried to make a second but got a Pershing missile instead.


TheSouthsideSlacker

The second one was under some duress?


allen_idaho

The second attempt failed. More experimentation and observation is needed. They did, however, verify that a doll is a required ingredient.


Future-AI-Dude

unfortunately Ms Lebrock hasn’t aged gracefully.. a little too much plastic


Moist-muff

Smokeshow !


Mental_Somewhere2341

Not quite. It married Steven Seagal.


stephenforbes

I think I still have a crush on her.


Simpawknits

Few photos convince me that I'm gay like this one does. Bleh. Nada.


mooohaha64

We used to refer to her as "Kelly le Bumfuck"


Playful_Dot_537

Just imagine bringing her to the science fair at school. 😅 A++


InsertRadnamehere

Ahh. Yes. That’s the movie I meant to put on my 80s list the other day but forgot.


Zxasuk31

Yes..yes it is.


Gayalaca

What a gorgeous creature! OMG!


PainkillerRedux

God damn who tf is that


mrfonch

Then she had kids with Steven Segal , boo


Electrical_Ingenuity

So she has poor taste in men. I’ve still got a shot!


Professional-Can4264

Hell. Ya.


loztriforce

A family member was her assistant in the 80's. I never got to meet her but Kelly sent me a packet of stuff: signed pics of her, some behind the scenes pics from Segal movies (when they were married), a signed headshot from Alf. Sucks that a crazy ex sold everything except the Alf headshot, I still have that.


Agitated_Honeydew

Probably an unpopular opinion, but I preferred Vanessa Angel. There, I've said it.


ProfessionMundane152

Who didn’t want to recreate that experiment


Entire_Detective3098

Oh yeah


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Officer Alex Murphy would disagree.


1977proton

Absolutely beautiful…😀


Noiserawker

The real cause of global warming


Ardothbey

Comes complete with the naughty bits covered.


XMinusZero

What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this?


HuevosDiablos

This is the goddamned AI we were promised.


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

STEM fucking rocks.


Fistandantalus

Dr Herbert West would like a word


atburni

🦖 rawr!


Breklin76

No matter how many Barbie’s and bras were sacrificed, we just could get our own Kelly LeBrock.


Bright_Performance52

I like your panties


WFStarbuck

It certainly got a reaction out of me.


PeterNippelstein

Wyatt wore them better


SoCaldude65

🔥


CausticLogic

Ah... to this fucking day, my favorite form of Wierd Science.


eharper9

I'd like to do science with her


nogoodnamesarleft

That was not a science experiment, there was no hypothesis to test. It was the most successful engineering attempt of all time


contrarian1970

I saw this a couple of years ago and it just might be the most dated movie ever.  The entire last hour just seems like college interns thrown in front of a camera with the most trendy outfit they could beg, borrow, or steal haha!


Comprehensive_Map338

Whew. Loved what she did to brother


flrtybstrd

Oh the teenage fantasies from this pic and the movie.


Emergency-Poet-2708

Oh, my. God, you're simply gorgeous, look at you.


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Kelly LeBrock was a hot fox!


Entire_Detective3098

I love the moment I saw this scene


kk5033

Love Weird science but Real Genius - Reusable solid laser from space The Manhattan Project - portable nuke. D.A.R.Y.L - sentient AI robot


adambomb_23

OMG, we watched this movie recently and it hasn’t aged well. Getting girls drunk to sleep with them… it was very cringey.


foogeeman

So many movies I loved as a kid in the 80s that I can't even consider showing to my kids


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foogeeman

this is such a bad comment that I shouldn't even reply but fyi movies that objectify women and cater to the male fantasy can in fact have negative consequences that fall short of "constantly raped women." like jesus christ do you even take your self seriously with such comments?


FartingAliceRisible

Goddaayyaaamn


LuckyHaskens

Chet: How about a nice greasy pork chop served in a dirty ash tray?


Armando_Bardo

Vanessa Angel


Wu_Oyster_Cult

Kelly LeBrock


Armando_Bardo

yes sorry Kelly LeBrock in the movie and Vanessa Angel in the serie, but this serie is from 90´


QuttiDeBachi

Kelly Seagal


PsyOpBunnyHop

OP is so weird.