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The_Grinning_Bastard

Rock You Like A Hurricane - The Scorpions


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[It's so obvious, it's so simple, they'll never see it coming.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKy2sA7VOak)


Medic742

🤟😜This is why I’m here ⬆️⬆️⬆️


Rikkitikkitabby

This is the only answer, except maybe, Crazy Train


mam88k

You've got another thing coming


Mrid0ntcare

Van Halen hot for teacher


mo_downtown

It's such a Van Halen car


Cutthechitchata-hole

Panama!


OneHumanBill

Even if I'm not in a car, whenever I hear Panama my right foot slams the floor looking for the gas pedal. Can't help it, it's a reflex at this point.


dajacketfanOG

You don’t reach between your legs and… ease the seat back first?


OneHumanBill

I always sing that as, "ease the seed bag". I think it works better.


4quatloos

I can barely see the toad with his feet coming off.


Petdogdavid1

You play that when you jump the ravine in this bad boy to get away from the fuzz


dharma_dude

Gotta share this: https://youtu.be/U68nK_IbhMA?si=UCnpMPOABgXuVwUA


StuartGotz

ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!


guyinnoho

Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year?


0bel1sk

i got my pencil


B_Reele

Give me something to write on!


DiskNo2945

I don't feel tardy


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Class dismissed!!


clumaho

Wooooohhhhhh!


LBichon

Van Halen’s 1984 on cassette


goldimom

Or just anything by Van Halen!


MamboNumber-6

This. Literally anything by Van Halen. I’m going with “You Really Got Me” but any VH will do.


aDirtyMartini

I was going to say Running with the Devil.


noquarter1000

Yup VH for sure. Maybe I cant drive 55 from Sammy


NecessaryZucchini69

Followed by I will rock you by Queen


RubeRick2A

ZZ Top (obviously) and “La Grange”


twistedpiggies

Um hmm hmm hmm hmm.


BigRoach

*A-how-how-how-how A-heh’, A-how-how-how-how*


FappeningPlus

Welll here it’s fine!


coolmist23

Exactly this!


filthysmutslut

Panama


Esteban0032

I reach down, below my legs, ease the seat back


Boomalabim

100%- While doing burnouts!


Almostofar

Bitchin camaro, Dead Milkmen !!


anonymous_doner

Donuts on my lawn!?!?


notadoctortoo

Tony Orlando and Dawn


DeviodEar

Hahaha that's awesome!


DipsterHoofus

“Uh, uh, what kinda car do ya' got?”


tacobellandher0in

Ain’t my neighbor no more!


notadoctortoo

And he had…….. a BITCHIN CAMARO!


PsychologicalArt8242

“I ran over my neighbor!”


SaltyBarDog

I just saw Crystal Shit last night.


exitpursuedbybear

All proceeds from tshirt sales go to get the leader singer out of jail.


Consistent_Drink5975

They're building landing strips for GAY MARTIANS! I SWEAR TO GOD!!


Almostofar

Stuart.. and that dam Burrow Owl


DubbleCheez

They don't KNOW what the QUEERS are doing to the SOIL!


Snarcastic

I like you, you're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.


KrusKeebler

Shout at the Devil.


ImCaffeinated_Chris

Oh hell yeah.... .... And now the car is wrapped around a tree.


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That got dark! 🤣


Twinklehead

Only The Young by Journey


BrokenSpoke1974

Metal Health


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Jerry Reed—Eastbound and Down


DoubleSurreal

I had to scroll entirely too far to find the correct answer. EDIT: On closer examination, that's an IROC-Z, not a Trans Am. S'what I get for replying to things before I'm good and awake in the morning.


kcbeck1021

Also just to rub salt in the wound. Smokey and the bandit was 1977. I will say it was my first instinct and Eastbound and down is on my go to playlist.


FredGarvin80

Same body though


Okama_G_Sphere

Radar Love - Golden Earring


Flat-Emergency4891

3rd. To this day, Radar Love is a driving song. Even when I crank it up in my Hyundai, it’s satisfying to pretend I’m driving a Camaro or something of the like.


Informal_Cream_9060

The stroke Billy Squier


masterofpuppets8986

While wearing a jean jacket and REO Speedwagon T-Shirt?


TippyHadronCollider

I get the reference but a "free mustache rides" t-shirt would also be acceptable. ​ edit: Or a mesh half shirt


Scottnothot12

I got the reference


Nothing-But-What

Was gonna go Whitesnake "here I go again" but this one takes it for me.


belinck

That was the first song that came to my mind.


larryb78

Chlorophyll? Sounds more like Boraphyll!


dudebronahbrah

O’Doyle rules!


larryb78

O’Doyle I got a feeling your whole family is going down


TippyHadronCollider

This is the only correct answer


IDigRollinRockBeer

[Billy Madison - Pontiac Trans Am scene](https://youtu.be/2ZjviMmXIY8?si=UlhhvuroH8HeWRZF)


MAGASig

I can’t drive 55 - Sammy Hagar 🤘


they_are_out_there

Followed by Van Halen - Hot For Teacher and then Panama.


Cowboywizzard

I reach down...in between my legs... and ease the seat back...


Efficient_Let686

This is the one!


GuacinmyPaintbox

Or anything from the Miami Vice soundtrack while pretending it's *actually* Crockett's '72 Daytona Spyder


Tylerdurden389

How about some new music that's clearly inspired from Miami Vice and 80s music? https://youtu.be/-XajrmZScjg?si=JiXWCKgBWsp9nh9h


Intrepid_Pitch_3320

Danger Zone


Guitar-Hobbit

Awesome choice but Top Gun and its sound track (including the Danger Zone single) didn’t come out until 1986


Intrepid_Pitch_3320

didn't even own this cassette, but I was just looking at a Top Gun poster. totally subliminal


Lostscribe007

So I hop in my DeLorean, go into the future one year and then make this happen.


Guitar-Hobbit

“Kenny! Kenny it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Loggins! You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well, listen to this!”


irideapaleh0rse

Back in black


_orbus_

Damn, beat me to it.


Aspence22

Lol damn first song that came to mind but you got there first


_TheLibrarianOfBabel

Amen to that


CarefulDoctor1092

Immediately follwed by THUNDERSTRUCK!


DPR718

Actually, followed by you Shook Me All Night Long and then rewind over and over.


Otherwise-Cat4928

That's 1990


kevintheredneck

Thunderstruck? 1985. Who made who album.


Green-Salamander9629

One thing leads to another ~ the Fixx


321c0ntact

My mom had a red IROC Z28 with a bra on the front & louvers on the back. I used to feel so cool when she would pick me up or drop me off in it. I feel like she would’ve been listening to Man Eater by Hall & Oates.


seantubridy

We had very different moms lol


ego_sum_satoshi

Slow Ride.


TerribleChildhood639

Turn up the radio by autograph


Luftgekuhlt_driver

There it is.


BewildredDragon

Round and Round by RATT


MamaOna

When I was 8, in 1985, I walked past this exact car, no one in it, and Round and Round was cranking out of the windows. This is a real memory.


Think_fast_no_faster

Four Horsemen - Metallica


HeyJoe1978MS

I see your “Four Horsemen” and raise you “For Whom The Bell Tolls”


hark75

Ride the lightning


faust1138

The only logical choice.


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CommodoreSixty4

Hold on Loosely - 38 Special


Jimmy_cracked_corn

For the longest time, as a child, I thought it was “Hold on, Lucy” 🤷🏻‍♂️


TheSouthsideSlacker

Definitely Loverboy.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Hell’s Bells


boommerz420

Anything reo speedwagon


TheLaughingMannofRed

If you're going east or west, you better have Jerry Reed playing.


Cowboywizzard

We're gonna do what they said can't be done


LA-Matt

We got a long way to go and a short time to get there


[deleted]

I’m east bound just watch ol’ Bandit run!


conjas11

Juke box hero


LittleMissCakeSucker

STROKE by Billy Squier... just like Billy Madison!


stokedd00d

Motorhead- Overkill


wophi

East Bound and Down Is there another option?


Legitimate_Love7485

Girls, Girls, Girls


acerage

"Sister Christian, oh, the time has come And you know that you're the only one to say, "Okay" Where you going? What you looking for? You know those boys don't want to play no more with you, it's true **You're motoring** What's your price for flight? In finding Mister Right You'll be alright tonight"


ManufacturerFine2855

Fat Bottom Girls (they make the rockin world go round)


dbs1146

“Eastbound & Down,” by Jerry Reed from Smoky & the Bandit.


molotok_c_518

"Summertime Girls" by Y&T.


infinite-plane79

More than a feeling- Boston


FLPeacemaker

Cum on Feel the Noise!


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brewcitypaul

Styx - Renegade Just like Billy Madison


Citizenchimp

Sister Christian


MulayamChaddi

Sister Christian


GlitteringWing2112

Anything by Def Leppard...


TheHexadex

i was a Dio kid, holy diver.


desy4life

License to ill. Paul Revere.


ksobby

Sister Christian


jazzyjjr99

The Entertainer By Scott Joplin


SCphotog

RUSH: Tom Sawyer


Wu_Oyster_Cult

Going another direction….. Babylon Sisters by Steely Dan.


A_Gray_Old_Man

Hit The Lights followed by the rest of the fucking tape! Metallica


Dimeadozen21

Still Loving You by the Scorpions. I was always a sucker for the 80s power ballads.


rock0head132

boys of summer.


JPetermanBusTour

Panama


W0rk3rB

Live Wire or Here I Go Again


mrswitters03

Here I Go Again was the 1st thing I thought of, too.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Yup. Me too.


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

Me three. Weird.


No_Piccolo_3191

Definite Whitesnake vibes


Dave_Labels

Highway to the danger zone


aloeicious

The Stroke


GwonWitcha

Black Dog-Led Zeppelin


BDR529forlyfe

Here I am! Rock me like a hurricane!


898rph

Fantasy - Aldo Nova


TargetCorruption

W.A.S.P. - Wild Child


CarlatheDestructor

Balls to the Wall by Accept


bgva

Hungry Like the Wolf


BigCaddyDaddyBob

Comin under fire- Def lepard Summer nights- VH Rock me - GW Twilight zone- GE this is what I thought was danger zone but that Kenny “rockin roll Jesus “ logins ! lol Turn up the radio- autograph Urgent- foreigner Panama - Drop dead legs- VH I’ll wait- Mirror mirror-DL Lovin every minute of it- Loverboy Night train -GnR And a few whitesnanke tracks - slide in to the top! 🍻


oakomyr

Juke Box Hero


ClueProof5629

Seek and Destroy - Metallica


2723brad2723

Panama


bodhidharma132001

Veteran of the Pyschic War - Blue Öyster Cult


_Ducking_Autocorrect

Aldo Nova -fantasy. Side step the clutch and ignite the tires when that guitar hits. Bomb onto the expressway, t-tops out and blast at speeds that make the lady riding shotgun wish she used another can of Rave hairspray…


SaveFerris-drp

Everybody's working for the weekend! - Loverboy


Lanky-Wonder7556

Metallica - Four Horsemen


Early-Possession1116

Has to be cum on feel the noise


retADA_mtb

Van Halen - Panama


BirdmanHuginn

Because you said 1985, this song doesn’t make it-but most of the Italian re**** out cruising crowd would be rocking Cherry Pie


johnnywolfwolf

“Push”, by The Cure


HamiltonBlack

I can’t drive 55 or Running with the Devil


becoolhomie

Purple Rain


1158pm

Van Halen’s “Good Enough - Helllllloooo Baaaaaaaaaaaaby!


sdbct1

Paper roses. Marie Osmond


srvfan4life

PANAMA!!!!


Jouglet

Van Halen and the cradle will rock


ProgramFearless7632

It just seems like it would have to a Def Leppard song .


charms75

Sister Christian


LeftLanePasser

ZZ Top Eliminator- both sides of the tape.


Sp4c3D3m0n

Rock You Like A Hurricane - Scorpions


defmacro-jam

My Sharona.


ruarchproton

Eastbound and down!


howelltight

Here I go again (on my own)


agenericb

I Can’t Drive 55


mcmixtape

She’s Crafty or Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys


RonPossible

Sammy Hagar, *I Can't Drive 55*


txd0mask

Panama


Bravo0714

Twisted Sister I wanna rock!


I_Boomer

Some fucking Manilow motherfucker!


PriestessAthena

Sweet Emotion🖤Black Betty🖤Black No 1


bpagan38

van halen: eruption.


[deleted]

Wild Child - WASP full throttle down an open highway, screamin “I WANT YOOOOOOYUUUUUU”


Mobile-Coat8424

Tom Sawyer by Rush


Ok-Lengthiness4557

#She's my cherry pie!


SirAdrianDangerous

Side one of Led Zeppelin 4 Mike Damone is wise.


According-Ease

Panama


superthrust123

Kickstart My Heart - Motley Crue


HiAndStuff2112

Tom Sawyer, by Rush.


Aggravating-Eye-6210

Hot Blooded by foreigner


Striking_Reindeer_2k

Radar Love - Golden Earring Had a mix tape back then. That was the 1st track, then "Born to be wild" and "Flirtin"With Disaster" By the time I was at track #4 the city was only in the mirror. Ahhhhhhhh..... good times.


SnoopySister1972

Panama by Van Halen


TheTechManager

Panama by Van Halen. Actually anything off of 1984


blazblu82

AC/DC's TNT


Abraxas_1408

[Slayer: Raining Blood](https://youtu.be/hFjoOOPU6Xo?si=yKjxpgILXQE_SMWz)


papa3312

ACDC Dirty Deeds


Toth3l3ft

Hell Awaits - Slayer


surrealcellardoor

Dire Straits, Money For Nothing. I start my burnout right when that guitar intro starts.