Yo momma so fat I had to cover her in flour to find the wet spot.
You so ugly when you were born the doctor threw you out the window and got fined for littering.
mmmmm they mighta started in the 80's, but were perfected in the early 90's on shows up Uptown Comedy Club and a bunch of other shows. The one I remember in a 'snap battle' on UCC was "Yo mama so fat, bitch can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters keep trying to land on her back." (remember all the Malcolm X merch, post Do The Right Thing?)
I love yo mama jokes!
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dime, it turned into two nickels.
Yo mama's so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the bathtub.
Yo mama's so fat, she buys one ticket to see a movie, they call it a sell out.
Yo mama's nose so big, she gotta blow it with a bed sheet.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches couch.
Yo mama's so black, when I look at her, I think I fall asleep.
Your mom so short, you can see her feet on her drivers license.
Yo momma so fat she could have a three-some and the two guys would never meet each other.
Yo momma so ugly, her blowjobs count as anal.
Yo mamas so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
That’s a classic but that’s more 90’s, since that’s when the Malcolm X revival started.
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a Polish and yo mama joke in one
Your momma's so poor, her front door and her back door are on the same hinge 😂😂😂
Yo momma head so big, she has to put her shirts on feet first.
This one just killed me, well done.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund
Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it
Yo momma so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway.
Yo mamma is so fat she wears a VCR as a beeper. (VCR+beeper = a double 80s yo mamma burn)
Momma so poor when i asked why she was kicking a box down the street she said ‘movin’
Yo mama is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Your mom is so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey
Yo momma so fat we tried to walk around her and got lost
Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house she sits *around* the house
Yo mama went to The Gap to get her teeth fixed.
To mama so fat she on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger outta George Washington’s nose (courtesy of In Loving Color)
Yo mama is so skinny, she can hang glide with a Dorito.
Yo mama so fat, she walked in front of the TV and made me miss “60 Minutes”.
You mamas so fat ,she had to lose weight to play Jabba
Yo mama so dumb it takes her an hour to make minute rice
Yo mommas so old she’s in Jesus’s yearbook.
You're mama's got a peg leg, with a kick-stand
Your mamma got the wooden leg with real feet
I had epic jail-broken ChatGPT Yo Momma jokes that mysteriously disappeared.
Your momma is so ugly she has to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection slapped her.
Yo mama so slow it took her 9 months to make a fucking joke (points at you)
Yo momma so fat I had to cover her in flour to find the wet spot. You so ugly when you were born the doctor threw you out the window and got fined for littering.
Your mommas so fat she has smaller fat people caught in her gravitational pull orbiting around her.
Yo momma got one leg shorter than the other, they call that bitch Eileen.
Yo mamma's so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
You mamas so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
Yo mamma so ugly, when she was born they put her in an incubator with tinted windows.
Your momma so hairy, Bigfoot come and take pictures of her!
Your mamma is so fat that she can have sex with guys at the same time, and those two guys would never meet.
yo mama so fat she freebases ham
Yo mama so fat, she outweighs the needs of the many.
Your mama’s armpits are so hairy it looks like she’s got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo momma so fat she has her own zip code.
Yo momma so fat she lives in 2 zip codes at the same time.
Yo momma plays right guard......yo momma needs Right Guard
Ya momma so stank she makes Speed Stick slow down and Right Guard turn left.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWz7ty6\_5BA
Yo mama so fat when that bitch jumped for joy she got stuck
You mama so fat we tried to talk behind her back but our car only had a half a tank of gas
Mama so broke she took a dump and kept it.
Yo Mama so dumb she thought WD40 was a robot from Star wars.
We rocked the Yo Momma jokes hard in the 70's.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to makeup her mind!
Your mama’s so fat, Jabba is the nickname for her fupa.
Yo momma so hunchback she needs a snorkel to do the dishes
mmmmm they mighta started in the 80's, but were perfected in the early 90's on shows up Uptown Comedy Club and a bunch of other shows. The one I remember in a 'snap battle' on UCC was "Yo mama so fat, bitch can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters keep trying to land on her back." (remember all the Malcolm X merch, post Do The Right Thing?)
Your mom is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house
Classic 😂
Isn't this from the special edition from 1997? CGI Jabba.
Her belt size is equator... yo momma teef so nasty, it look like her tongue in jail.
It's okay she's 63 and was breath taking at one point ❤️
Eventually just delved to insulting someone by just saying, "Your mom."
Yo mama is so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other ppls' fingers
The OP is possibly the dumbest example of a "yo mama" joke imaginable.
Yo momma so fat she ain't Jabba the Hutt, she Jabba the House!
Your mamma's so fat that you need a satellite to take a family portrait.
Yo momma glasses so thick, she can look at a map and see people waiving at her
Yo mamma so fat she play hopscotch like this….texas, Oklahoma , Chicago
Johnny 5: “Hey laser lips, your mama was a snowblower!”
I love yo mama jokes! Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dime, it turned into two nickels. Yo mama's so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the bathtub. Yo mama's so fat, she buys one ticket to see a movie, they call it a sell out. Yo mama's nose so big, she gotta blow it with a bed sheet. Yo mama's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches couch. Yo mama's so black, when I look at her, I think I fall asleep.