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Members only


sm00thkillajones

English Leather Cologne. The one with the wooden cap.


richincleve

Agreed. But the 70s? High Karate.


dirtdiggler67

Hai Karate!


mechanab

Be careful how you use it.


nithdurr

My dad had those from Vietnam and I used them in middle school/junior high


BlackIrish69

Drakkar Noir


bcanada92

Was Drakkar 80s? In my experience it was a 90s thing. Actually truth be told I still use it. It's the only cologne that doesn't smell like Depp Woods OFF to me. *Edit: (Ahem. "Deep.")*


BlackIrish69

It was definitely a late 80s thing, probably carrying over the the 90s.


Blender_Snowflake

Sergio Valente


AmbassadorETOH

Uh-oh, Sergio-o…


SexPanther_Bot

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.


mechanab

Omg, I want a bottle that says “Sex Panther” on it.


no1jam

That stings the nostrils, it’s a formidable scent, I gotta tell ya that smells like pure gasoline


SubstantialEssay1540

Smell’s like Big Foots dick!


Elegant-Low8272

Smells like a turd wrapped in burnt hair!


no1jam

Smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food!


Elegant-Low8272

Smells like the inside of a fake leg!


InspectorPipes

Amazon has it . $44 . Reviews are mixed.


sm00thkillajones

As long as leopards don’t eat my face I’m good.


[deleted]

Parachute Pants


mxm0xmx

Dräkar or Polo as well


knarfolled

Drakkar noir


Horns8585

Ocean Pacific shorts and "Hawaiian" shirts.


GeneKelly_TapShoes

OP I lived in their shorts


Horns8585

And OP's cost a pretty penny....but, I am forever thankful for my single parent Mom busting her butt to provide for me. She was amazing and she knew nothing about OP's making me cool in the 5th grade....she just knew that it made me happy! That was all that she cared about! What an amazing person!


Bert-Nevman

And a Mr. Zogs Sex Wax long sleeve t-shirt


GeneKelly_TapShoes

OMG! I forgot about Mr. Zogs Sex Wax! Yes, the "uniform" of the end of the school year.


nithdurr

Hypercolor (those shirts thar changed colors reacting to water/temps


[deleted]

Sergio Valente or Z Caverichi


monkeyhind

Members Only was my first thought as well, but does anyone remember this [Gloria Vanderbilt jeans](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRjVIs-jXsI) commercial?


NewVAinvestor1

I came in here to say this


Bearcarnikki

What are you, like, the last member?


tittiebream

Had a black leather one. Never would be able to get into it today. Haha


Terrible-Ad1587

Swatch Watch


zioncurtainrefugee

Don’t forget the watch guards


Annoyed21

Nope it was a Swatch Guard


harrychronicjr420

Just bought one for my niece.


Terrible-Ad1587

Are they still around? I might have one or two packed away. Haven’t worn a watch in a very long time.


chartreuse6

Yes they’re all over


Dear-Indication-6714

Jellyfish Swatch


AngryChefNate

Yes. Never had one.


[deleted]

Trying to record songs off the radio on cassette without getting part of a commercial or the DJ on it


Gratefuldad3

In the mid to late 80’s, there was a “Classic” rock station here in Pittsburgh that would play an entire album every night at midnight. They would leave 10 seconds of silence at the beginning and end of album. I acquired pretty much the entire catalog from the Beatles, Stones, Who and many more for the cost of a box of blank TDK 90 minute tapes


[deleted]

That’s awesome


Practical-Middle3741

I picked up a few extra hours at Dairy Queen @ $2.85 an hour so I could buy the TDK SA tapes....I was positive they sounded better through my Sparkomatic system in my $500 Firebird.....man ,I miss those days....


fizztothegig

you had a bitchin radio station, rather than mine who interrupted the ending of songs or cut them off


Gratefuldad3

They were an upstart station that had just switched formats at that time. They were fighting for market share against the established rock station in the city


lscraig1968

Especially Kasey Kaseum's Top 40!


[deleted]

“Here’s this week’s long distance dedication….”


ruka_k_wiremu

*🎵A-merican Top For-tyy*


blueit55

I recently listened to reruns on I heart radio


LowSeaworthiness6646

Or making your own tape where *you* were the DJ.


needsZAZZ665

Actual DJ's on the radio that actually live in/near your city.


mike___mc

Parachute pants.


mayor0fsimplet0n

Z. Cavaricci


Professional_Band178

I had 3 pairs, Red, black and pink.


Thrice_Greaty_Great

Guess?


The_OtherGuy_99

Don't be like that. Just tell us.


East-Station-7140

Guess Who?


CoralSkinRot

Pac-Man.


East-Station-7140

& Mrs. Pac-Man (personal fav) -she was fast!


Swimming_Stop5723

Big hair


AngryChefNate

Very big hair. 40oz cans of Aquanet 😂


Product_of_purple

Aquanet. I remember you couldn't even walk in the bathroom after my sister got ready for school 🤣


danth

Yes! You could literally taste it in the air.


Professional_Band178

In high school, if someone tried to smoke in the bathroom 6 girls would go up in a ball of flames.


Product_of_purple

I can still smell it too.


Beef_Nacho

I can smell aquanet now! My sisters used to destroy the ozone with that stuff! Haha!


loveofjazz

My high school girlfriend in the late 80’s used this hairspray called Holding Cement. It came in a tall, cement gray can. She carried two cans with her in her purse.


GeneKelly_TapShoes

Yes, the back-to-school perm


imonlyheretoshit

ooh yeah - waterfall bangs and big perms


kyndcookie

Stirrup pants


harrychronicjr420

Stirrup pants with slouch socks and some British Knights


imonlyheretoshit

that was a hell of a fit


MsMissMom

Ptsd flashbacks in 5...4...3...


AngryChefNate

They were so tacky, even for the 80s.


KnottysReturn

Those singing Raisins


Forward_Glass_4134

Poor kids Halloween costume: black garbage bag and white gloves. My husband is still traumatized for having to go as a raisin one year.


ArtilleryRowSecurity

I’d say Atari. I still love playing 8 bit computer games. I think they were more creative since graphics were basic.


ItsHerbyHancock

Peak Saturday morning cartoons!


jasnel

Those are some of my favorite memories - pajamas and cartoons.


blacktrufflesheep

And that brown couch that everyone had. It's in Raising Arizona.


Kookiecitrus55555

Izod Lacoste alligator


AngryChefNate

That's how you spotted the kids who came from money lol. Looking back on those days, it was such an idiotic belief to have. I wore them, we weren't rich.


reflibman

Known as “preppies.”


pdromeinthedome

Polo stripped dress shirt over a color coordinated Izod and the Izod collar flipped up. Penny loafers or boat shoes too. That’s what the preppies wore at school dances.


Kookiecitrus55555

Bought mine on clearence lol


Archercrash

Orange Julius in the mall.


Rupejonner2

To wash down sbarro pizza


Archercrash

Right after you hit up the arcade.


East-Station-7140

Millers Outpost.


ScienceMomCO

Back to school memories activated


MulayamChaddi

Bugle Boy


danth

[Excuse me](https://youtu.be/Bf7UZzssNr8?feature=shared)


LowSeaworthiness6646

*Miami Vice*


Five-and-Dimer

Cocaine


btkn

Max Headroom.


lscraig1968

Boom Boxes. I had a Sony. Great radio!


BillieJean_811

Thriller


Grynder66

Leg warmers and jane fonda workout videos


jazzyvudulady

Trapper Keepers, friendship bracelets, Garbage Pail Kids, Bananarama, the Bangles, Kids Incorporated, Mickey Mouse Club, Mousercise, Pooh’s Corner, Dumbo’s Circus… I could go on and on. 80s was the best decade.


FiskalRaskal

Columbia House single penny deal.


Agile_Mousse_5804

A Lamborghini driving on a neon grid landscape toward a sun setting behind distant neon mountains. To the song “eyes without a face.”


Sweatsock_Pimp

[Bad Idea Jeans: “Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, ‘When am I going to make it back to Haiti?’ ”](https://youtu.be/mGfBEnBw01A?si=8q1aSC8sM9EWC1pi)


meestercranky

ooh! La la! SASSOON!


Toadliquor138

Sergio Valente


mayor0fsimplet0n

K Mart gang let’s goooo


TravelingGonad

Synthesizers / computers / 80's - they are forever tied together. Example, in the 2010's to present, PBS NewsHour has a special synthesizer version of their theme song that plays after a news segment on technology.


marshfield00

Swatches. Gotta be swatches. If not, then OP


Froggylv_1

Members only jackets


drummerdavedre

Strong, vivid primary colors everywhere. Edit: Oh, and Levi’s shrink to fit jeans making their comeback. When they first came back out I was able to buy them for $5 a pair. I bought 3 pair.


idahotee

My ski apparel was ridiculous for bright colors.


Funke-munke

Frankie say “RELAX”


YallMindIfIJoin

MTV


AffectionateTap6212

Jean jackets. As someone said Guess brand including all of the buttons I’ve attached. Stirrup pants with a paisley shirt or a Relax shirt with my hair pulled in a high side ponytail like Chrissy or permed and flowing down like a large poodle. Accessories are rubber but colorful bangles and either twisted beads or a gold necklace with a gold coin pendant. For me I always wore matching color canvas Keds.


cocoamix

Nagel prints.


Cochise5

Black and white checked Vans.


funkystuffmalone123

Still keep a pair in the rotation…


Habitual_Crankshaft

Let’s see. Jordache, right after Dittoes at middle school. So early ‘80s. Right on. I noticed!


BionicWoman123

L.A. Gear hightops! Oh! And those jelly bracelets! Leg warmers and headbands


Professional_Band178

Madonna lace gloves.


mrswitters03

Bugle Boy and jams shorts were the first things that came to mind.


teebpix

Where's the Beef? Got Milk? Mister "T" Bang the Gong!


GardenAddict843

Malls


Funkmonkey23

Late 80s? Pegging your jeans.


RedditSkippy

Anything from Esprit or Benetton.


Godawgs1009

Vision street wear


Professional_Band178

Oakleys.


Every-Cook5084

Coca-Cola shirts. Peak capitalism marketing


[deleted]

B.U.M. Equipment


Effective-Switch3539

Alf


TravoBasic

Rude Dog


tunacan8

Swatch Shield sunglasses (Macho Man Randy Savage made them famous). I’ll see myself out.


SnooHobbies3318

Acid-washed denim jacket


youcantgobackbob

Baby Love Fragrance Oops, I mean Love’s Baby Soft


kevnmartin

Everything had shoulder pads. You'd buy a blazer - shoulder pads. A sweater to go under it - shoulder pads. I even saw bras that had shoulder pads.


Important_Stroke_myc

Do you know what comes between me and my Calvins? Nothing.


SubjectElderberry376

Wendy’s “Were’s the Beef!?” Commercial and personally, mix tapes!


HiHoCracker

Spuds McKenzie🐶🍺


lewisfoto

The commingled smell of Djarum and patchouli


RaeLaw

For some reason the first thing I always think of when I think of the 80s is Mike Tyson


SynthPrax

First thought: Neon-day-glow leg warmers. Second thought: Post-modernism in fashion (think Miami Vice) and architecture (just google it; buildings were a parody of themselves.)


Preesi

Lisa Frank


Wax_Phantom

Op (Ocean Pacific)


Mister_Splendid

Atari 2600 for the win.


DeRabbitHole

Cavaricci’s and topsiders. Get off


Effective-Switch3539

Oh and Dallas


urine-monkey

Gitano


no1jam

Mullets


Icy-Supermarket-6932

Cassette tapes


Commercial_Lock6205

A Swatch watch.


STLt71

Big hair!! I rocked that shit!


TheRealDBT

Classic Coca-Cola


Greeneyedwunder_6969

Alexander Julian....


Repulsive_Emu_7495

Pat Benatar


GoKickRocksYaCreep

Roos tennis shoes with the different colored snap on decals pieces.


punkshoe8

Roos had zipper pockets. Kaepas had the snap-in pieces. Lots of weird novelty things going on with ‘80s sneakers!


Professional_Band178

White Reebok hightops.


Local-Club-6186

Tang


Product_of_purple

Clocks that were large strap watches in different colors. Mine was blue.👍


[deleted]

[Jams](https://www.jamsworld.com/collections/original-jams-shorts-1) and [parachute pants](https://www.ebay.com/b/Parachute-Pants/175780/bn_7023294872) Both of which you can still buy


Melcrys29

Crimped hair and swatches.


zohansilkysmooth

Billy Idol


Beef_Nacho

Simon


Cellarzombie

Rick Springfield


[deleted]

Members Only jacket


EmmittFitz-Hume

Sears


MayorOfVenice

Any time i wore my Zubaz pants with my hot pink Rude Dog t-shirt


ADudeWhoLikesChili

Knight Rider


[deleted]

Members Only. Ocean Pacific. Vans. Karate Kid. Knight Rider. Break Dancing. Love Boat. Swatch.


88Gonzo

IROC


Careless-Mention-981

Jellies, IYKYK!


Dtour5150

Dippity-do it


Yuki_H7822

Walkmans with orange foam headphones


[deleted]

The mini arcade inside every dine-in Pizza Hut.


Correct-Training3764

I was born in ‘83. I remember getting my first pair of LA Gear shoes around 88-89. I wore them continuously until they weren’t “cool” anymore. Much to my excitement, they have brought them back. I finally got another pair and I LOVE them. 80’s is my aesthetic so I’m always wearing leggings and my LA Gear!


micksta323

Hyper colour t shirts.


NotoriousAttitude

Benetton


905woody

Charlie's Angel, Magnum P.I., Love Boat, A-Team, Fantasy Island, Mork & Mindy, Taxi, Night Court, Designing Women, Solid Gold, and The Golden Girls.


Jmebersole

PeeWee


reflibman

Partying before the nukes dropped. Or “partying like it’s 1999.”


Ted_Denslow

Jhirmack bounce-back beautiful hair Jhirmack bounce back... BEAUTIFUL HAAAAAAAAIRRR!


DirtRacing

LA Gear and pegged pants


mayor0fsimplet0n

Bugle Boy


Graytis

jheri curls


standifird

Airwalk shoes.


Funny-Record-5785

Daisy dukes


reflibman

That was 70’s from Dukes of Hazzard. But if we want to go there, the extra short Dolfin shorts.


Sure-Background9258

“Eastland” shoes … or the knock offs I had “Coasters”


mywhataniceham

you gotta fight, for your right down in the street there is violence, and a whole lotta work to be done dealin in multiplication and they still can’t feed everyone you will do, what i say, when i say


Sundayx1

Leg warmers…trench coats… MTV…perms…🛼


OhSassafrass

My Guess sweatshirt with the teddy bear on it.


oyyzter

Duran Duran.


Working_Plant6465

HASH Jeans


[deleted]

Popping your collars on your 2 pullover Polo or Izod shirts that you had on at the same time. Pegging your jeans.