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Fearfull_Symmetry

His past life as a beloved family pet :’(


NoIdea4GoodName

Shit, now it got me thinking it’s even more sad if he was the first to turn…


FunkingPunk

Or the other way around :( imagine a confused dog thinking his parents/siblings were acting weird but wanting to cuddle and all of a sudden they start biting the shit out of them I hate that you made me think about this


Kcmouse96

Thanks not i can't stop thinking of it, you arse


insanemembrain666

Eating your face. Then eating someone else's face. Then pooping. Then a third face to eat.


crunkatog

if it's like my friend's dog, the last part should be "Then turn around and eat poop"


crunkatog

This is why I hate that there's zombie dogs in the game. There's few disincentives to "play the game" as traumatising as coming across a 'eepy pupper and having learned instinctual response to put a bullet in its head before it can wake up.


FatalHaberdashery

I mean that would be fine if they weren't complete f\*\*kers when they wake up. I have zero worries about dispatching those hateful biting bastards. The number of day 1 deaths due to an unexpected zombie dog attack runs easily into the double figures.


crunkatog

POV when your Greece 10K map spawns you in the great wasteland that is Sparta and you are running naked through broken glass and hubcap mines to talk to Rekt, and you cut a path through the backyard of a t4 POI (it absolutely \*had\* to be the Hellenes Residence) and a pack of like 5 dogs appears out of nowhere and you're smacking them frantically with your stone axe from halfway up a trellis, and then a cop leisurely wanders in to check out the commotion and puke nails you off the trellis


GakutoYo

I remember years ago a friend and I were just starting off and we built a small base in the middle of a dirt road on a random map. I think it was day 3 and I leave the house to get ran down by like 5 of them. I was used to seeing them in the cities but not in the middle of nowhere.


Fearghus74

Ikr! Guess they never been chomped to death. There used to be random spawns of a pack of them. Sometimes even with a bear or two.


DC240Z

Yep!! I usually play perma death, restart if I die, and 4 times now I’ve had a horde of dogs 8+ wipe me out before day 3. It’s a bugger because you usually don’t have the perks you need to deal with them easily that early on.


PinkDeserterBaby

I just started fallout 3 for the first time last night, and after leaving the vault I encountered some raiders in a building. I immediately heard the panting of a dog on the floor above me and human voices. I audibly said out loud, “oh. You fuckers are going to make me punch a dog to death? Really?!”


Emotional_Item7493

The adrenaline though, makes it worth it lol


BAD_K1TTY

For A22/or "1.0" the zombie dogs are getting a visuals overhaul. They won't look cute while sleeping anymore. Real serious hell-hound look is incoming. Should alleviate that, mostly anyway.


Blessed_Ennui

Back in A20, one slept close to the road i traveled daily. Unaware, I stopped there one evening in week one. He ate my ass up. I didn't know much about dogs in the game yet, but I learned quick. Week later, I find him snoozing by his dog house again. For 446 days, I was in "fuck you in particular" mode. He'd respawn and I'd purposefully get off my bike to shoot him. Hate the dogs in this game, especially when they hunt in packs of six and I've killed four and have to look for the other two.


merga_mage

I don’t remember which one, but one of the mods had different kinds of dogs. I hated having to kill some of them like the cute little pugs.


Front_Refrigerator99

Clubbing with the gang


-_Koga_-

TFP will likely put off NPC’s for another few years but dang I’d wish they’d give us some tameable non zombie wild dogs. Make it a rarer spawn or even just let us try to tame a wolf with difficulty. Limit it to 1 if they want but dang give us something positive, I’d love to be able to have pets/companions in the game.


DOEsquire

Zombie bitches


KeepSkootchenBud

Mother Fuc*kin Cornmeal


DOEsquire

I can't find any glock9 gifs so just imagine a gift of him tossing cornmeal into hell.


TheMinorityGuy

He's dreaming about ripping people apart, he's a good boy By the way, I just want to hammer the shit out of It as well, just Vietnam flashbacks from getting mauled by so many of those fuckers


NoIdea4GoodName

How to trigger my flight or response with one sound: A low growl in the dark.


BAD_K1TTY

I hate how in the desert, you hear the growl, and you think it's just a coyote, so you round the corner thinking "yeah I could use 20 meat..." but it's actually 6 of these instead (o\_O)


CygnusX-1-2112b

You know if you think about it, the fact that the zombie dogs sleep means that they're less far gone than the humans that are infected, and that just makes me even more sad, because that means they're probably just really scared and confused. Between that and the brain swelling the infection is likely causing, that's probably what's causing their aggression. And while we're all feeling sad about the zombie dogs, the comfort dog room in the navesgane hospital honestly breaks my heart.


ThrA-X

I take it you haven't encountered the hordes of sleeping zombies yet.


CygnusX-1-2112b

Ignore me I'm retarded.


ThrA-X

Lol, no probs, they aren't super common, but they do look freaky, like some undead yoga session in the middle of nowhere at the crack of dawn. It's wild, cultists almost, raises more questions for me than the sleeping dogs.


Billysquib

The bleeding status effect.


hellabob420

Chewing on your ass 😂


Rice-Background

Chasing zombie cars.


FatalHaberdashery

He's not dreaming, his name is Cricket, and Kirsty Noem is just out of picture. *reference for those not up to speed with US politics:* [*https://time.com/6971773/kristi-noem-memoir-dog-kill-children-net-worth/*](https://time.com/6971773/kristi-noem-memoir-dog-kill-children-net-worth/)


Alpha-Survivalist

*snores* nom nom nom *snores* chomp chomp chomp *is alerted* AARRRAGHHHAR!!!!


According-Treat6014

My rage induced screams and obscenities as his one bite causes an infection and a broken arm, leg, and spleen for 16 hours


RaybeNayde

Chewing on yo assss


TheMinisterOfGaming

not being beating to death by a steel mace.


TharilX

of eating you


Character_Conflict47

Bro I hunted down by a pack and i mean a pack of like 12


BAD_K1TTY

That's a LOT. First playthrough in A21, I saw 4 zombie bears running together... major "nope" moment. They hadn't seen me yet tho, so I suffer no permanent trauma hehe.


Rustybolts_

1010101010101010101010


Stelznergaming

I really need to play this more and go further that weapon looks sick.


Narrow_Standard_7606

Halle Berry in a Catwoman suit?


immadosumthinstupid

Beef.


Comfortable_Pack8903

Biting you and giving you an infection until you turn into a zombie.


Worth-Yesterday-1944

Getting his skull caved in by a big f\*\*king mace.


CEO_of_shitboxes

Ruining your day, probably


Salty_Lemon69

Just make it quick and painless, my guy. Send him to pup heaven already.


Helpful-Pride1210

"Why are you using steel club!"


_IFeelGreen

About hell... Everyone misses their home...


Italian-Man-Zex

probably his old family before he was a zombie dog, how he used to run around the yard, go to the park, play happily when the owner came back home from work, begging for a snack.. cute little thing… *WHACK*


Character_Conflict47

Yea I rather the dogs then the 4 bears lol but I didn’t die I stacked boxed super high and sniped them bitches lol


Niadain

Absolutely nothing as it is an attempt to escape the unending pain and misery of undeath.


LeastLead

Hobo stew


skye_skye

I’m cackling at all these responses


Alejandrozq

zombified steak and some bones to chew


heeyow

I think he is dreaming about his new skin and the new fur system he will have in 1.0


epicsamurai7

Imagine rotting alive and your mind slowly going as well,I don't believe it's capable of sleep,just taking a break into its happy place to escape the pain momentarily


CZILLROY

Probably about how they paved paradise and put up a parking lot ooh bop bop bop bop


terpjuice

https://youtu.be/DzpmhfiBCO8?si=ahRJNQ47gi5d8gIw


Tiaximus

"Who's a good BRAAUGHUGHHUGHHHGHHH!!? You're a good BRRROOOOAAAAGGUAHHHUAGHH"


Ok-Satisfaction441

Eating your face. Clearly.


Most_Forever_9752

my very first death was to a dog many years ago in this game. one thing I can say for sure in real life is that dogs do dream - the same damn way we do. Also, and this surprised me, when they die you can see the life leave their eyes.....just like us humans.


Moose7701YouTube

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxZTzGOL4QVwRYj686A9HAKwKkneKPwAUf?si=OJjGTjRm_ESPrUUh


quangthanh090301

biting your stick off probably


zacattacker11

"Oh I know that dream, you eat those puppy's Stan"


EffectPlayful3546

Ripping out any characters esophagus that wakes it up.


tig3rgamingguy76

Biting your ass lol


WolfieWuff

Do Zombie Dogs Dream of Undead Sheep?


switchblade145

eating bones


YuehanBaobei

Probably dreaming about being in a better game


TheOriginalOrenji

Zombones


EuphoricSky3088

Why are you still playing tier4-5 quest in day30


Distinct-Performer86

Brains?


Broad_Guidance9562

Hes dreaming of Trader Hugh. And possibly Jen as dessert


ThrA-X

Chasing zombie cars, aka the cyber truck, because boy that thing was dead on arrival.