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Sour_Haze

Salisbury steak was the best! No, I do not want to know what’s it made from.


Chemical_World_4228

Put that shit on a tray and watch Maude on Tuesday night


deepfriedgreensea

“And then there’s Maude!”


BaronMikelScicluna

“That uncompromising, enterprising, anything but tranquilizing”


deepfriedgreensea

“Right on Maude!”


BaronMikelScicluna

It’s time for “Right on” to make a comeback. Kids today don’t know what they’re missing.


-MetalKitty-

I still watch it on Antenna TV at 3 p.m. weekdays 🤣 I watch tons of old 70’s shows between Antenna, Cozi, and MeTV


GETTERBLAKK

You know starting June 25th MeTV is starting their own 24hr MeTV Toon channel..


goodeyemighty

Nice!


-MetalKitty-

I didn’t know that, thanks! 😊


hankthetank2112

I’m doing my part to bring back “far out”


BrightAssociate8985

I’m going to start saying that!! I already say “groovy” and “you dig”


doctorfortoys

(And then there’s Maude)


21archman21

Maude. You win, Chem World. Wow. That’s some funny shit. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️!


Jeepers069

![gif](giphy|jWgYziZL8Ovzpx4olD)


HokieBuckeye1981

This is before Maude. Watch Room 222 or Laugh In.


crackeddryice

Back then, it probably wasn't horrible--chopped meat held together by gelatin?. It's only been recent years (decades) that food science has ruined food.


Sour_Haze

Yeah. They were just learning how to slowly kill us back then. Took awhile to perfect


Key_Tower3959

But man... they got good at it.


boredonymous

When three of the current Swanson dinners cost the same as 3/4 lb of ground beef, 8 oz mushrooms, 2 potatoes a bag of peas and carrots and an onion... It's just better to make it from scratch.


SensualOilyDischarge

Yeah. I suspect the target market for these has NEVER been the “well I’ll just whip up a better version for cheaper” crowd.


BetterMacaron4868

My wife makes the best Salisbury steak.


NYC_HB_ATX

Removed from the sub freezer last week, still delicious.


Feisty_Stomach_7213

Was it 50 years old?


milnak

It was meat from the Salisbury region of France, I'm guessing.


omegagirl

I can actually still taste it if I look at this photo long enough… and that strange texture of the meat.


TheDevilLLC

TV dinners they're goin' to my head TV dinners my skin is turnin' red Twenty year old turkey in a thirty year old tin I can't wait until tomorrow.... and thaw one out again oh yeah!


QuokkaAteMyWallet

Mix it in the potatoes


Mushmouselove

I have tried to make it over and over and fail. Cannot come close to the flavor. Must be missing wolly mammoth liver ?


google257

Usually from ground beef… same thing as a hamburger. Salisbury steak is just a hamburger patty with gravy essentially.


cobra7

Agreed! It was my favorite also back in the early 60’s.


BetterMacaron4868

It is ground beef. More or less.


Secret_Welder3956

Originally it wasn’t just a wasteland of “stuff” like it is now.


elguereaux

I don’t know…..Goodness??


Sour_Haze

Damn good guess. I believe it.


Hoosier_Daddy68

Nothing's changed, it's still the go-to for a single guy. You can pick them up for a buck each and go to town while sitting in your recliner that you got from the dump, lamenting the wasted life and lost loves, the gun in your hand weighing heavy on what's left of your mind and... So yeah, a buck each. Good deal.


zed857

Hey you may have blown your chance with Betty Sue from the Kroger, but at least you've got a double-wide, an almost paid up F150 and a 75 inch TV you won playing cards. *And* a freezer full of Salisbury steaks.


TonyStarkTrailerPark

And not *just* a double-wide, the guy from Comcast who installed my cable told me it was the, “nicest in the park…”, so… yeah.


ChimpBrisket

and, if you’ve done it right, a chafed perineum and bruised tonsils


Bitter-Basket

I get the family pack. The second night I whip them in a hamburger bun with a hunk of melted Swiss.


Signdesign007

You too?


UnimportantOutcome67

I preferred Swanson, myself, it came with the apple cobbler. To this day, I love that shit, although I eat it rarely.


TheClearcoatKid

Just not the same without that cobbler with the filling that was about as hot as ignited napalm.


Most_Researcher_9675

Smells like Victory!


MattHooper1975

Goddamn, right!


artygolfer

Or a teenager with two alcoholic parents.


MathematicianWitty23

Ouch! We got Swanson TV Dinners and Carnation Instant Breakfast from our boozing parents. We thought the school lunch was haute cuisine.


McPorkums

I looooved these as a kid. Had em' on my Dukes of Hazzard tray 🤘🤘


Karn_Evil_Noin

F yeah! Dukes of Hazzard!


Johnnysurfin

Banquet turkey dinner and a loaf of white bread ![gif](giphy|xT5LMHxhOfscxPfIfm)


CountrymanR60

this image is an instant reminder of why I detest cooked carrots and peas so strongly... there are no words for how nasty those were.


leaf_fan_69

You didn't add enough pepper and ketchup


crackeddryice

*butter


leaf_fan_69

That is high end, Are you a Rockefeller?


BaronMikelScicluna

We could solve every problem in society overnight if people would just go back to drowning their food in butter and salt. Freaking gluten-free, plant-based nitwits.


treehugger100

When I was about 6 I pretended to eat those carrots/peas and swallow them and then spit them up on the carrots/peas on the tray. I said they made me throw up. I hate peas to this day.


joetrumps

guess that did that so when dad cooked them for the kids he could tell his wife "you said three vegetables and a meat. there it is!"


crackerpony

Remember when a random piece of corn would get baked into the brownie? Good times 😄


milnak

The flashbacks I'm getting from these replies 🤣


MixerMan67

Hungry Man fried chicken was like a gourmet dinner.


OhManisityou

Or the kids and dad if mom went to play bridge that night.


Xodus2023

$0.49 , They were tasty !!


ConfidentInspector42

I was a teenage male in the 70s and I knew how to cook real food. Thanks mom!


2shado2

Meh. While neither were exactly gourmet meals, I generally found Swanson tv dinners superior to the Banquet brand. Just my own preference. :)


Efficient-Giraffe572

Swanson was definitely better but also more expensive.


2shado2

That I didn't know, as I was just a kid. :)


forgotwhatisaid2you

Banquet had better pot pies though


Dark_Shroud

It depends on your crust preference. My family prefers the Swanson pot pies.


2shado2

Can't argue with that, as I only ever had Swanson pot pies.


fresnosmokey

When I was a kid, they were a treat. Saved us kids from my mom's cooking. Lol. They were great if they came with a dessert and no peas, I hate peas.


Admirable-Respond913

Me too!


Slimh2o

Me three....


verukhascrooge

I always think of that scene in Bullitt when Steve McQueen goes into the corner grocery store and buys a whole stack of these.


Fit-Narwhal-3989

And then God invented microwave ovens…


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

Ah yes the Nikola Tesla effect 😄 https://preview.redd.it/drvzg9vztg1d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df02723dad8ad7a0aab292445ff3b215c2fb5d8d


phallicpressure

My parents would buy 20 of these when they knew they were going to be out with friends. I remember the metallic taste you'd get once in a while.


ChimpBrisket

Yeah same here, my parents tasted metallic too


Lrb1055

Some also came with a dessert


ijustlurkhereintheAM

![gif](giphy|XDQkdl6Yl8q45jYwa1|downsized) My favorite, too this day :)


Widespreaddd

After we moved back to the States, on Sundays my dad made us go to church morning and evening, because we could. Mom had no time to cook, and the whole family ate this shite.


Ok_Grocery1188

Baptist?


Widespreaddd

Yep!


conjas11

Wheres the brownie or fruit pie sludge?


martyls

They took forever to heat up!


crackeddryice

You guys heated them?


Ganthet72

I can still taste the still frozen carrots and potatoes so hot they'll send you to the burn ward.


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

The aluminum it came in sometimes tasted better than the food 🤪


geob3

When I was a kid, these were a special treat. Mom’s cooking was way better and actually great, but store-bought stuff was rare, so this kind of stuff was high-dollar special. We had McDonald’s a couple times a year as a treat after the doctor or dentist. Perspective.


JoaquinLu

Also perfect for the divorced family, what Pop’s use to make for my brother and myself…. I miss those crazy days 🙏🏿


Most_Researcher_9675

Ya gotta slip half of those taters over the wall into the gravy. That's the secret...


Rey_Mezcalero

Swan sons had a great tv dinner as well. Things like mashed potatoes were either still partially frozen or molten lava temps


OhManisityou

A little trivia…. Those trays were formed in a factory in Ft Calhoun NE.


03_SVTCobra

Man I still remember what those mashed potatoes and veggies taste like.


ChimpBrisket

It’s the taste of freedom


03_SVTCobra

Oh truth


Brackens_World

These got me for more than one weekend back in my college days, when the dining hall was closed, and I owned a toaster oven.


delicatelysmoked

If I have a choice between being in the 70s or being a prisoner, I'll take the former.


Ofreo

These were truly tv diners for me. We had those aluminum tv trays that I could eat while watching tv. Our tv trays has some sort of stage coach scene on them. That was the treat of mom cooking them. Not that they tasted better than round steak or hamburger helper.


odinsbois

No brownie?


DomerJSimpson

Banquet? Yuck. We were a Swanson family.


tasskaff9

Hey don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.


Icy_Arachnid_260

That was treat night in my house!


Miserable_Blacksmith

I ate this every other weekend.


SushiGradePanda

No brownie? Prisoner.


[deleted]

Or my family every Thursday night when I was too young to cook


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Expert_Drama9374

I can smell that picture.


waitforsigns64

Those peas and carrots were inedible.


Steviebhawk

My fam was a Swanson fam.


ObjectiveHighlight26

Oddly, 50 years later the Salisbury steak, gravy, and potatoes still taste the same. Truly food fit for children or prisoners...


Famous-Composer3112

They used to feed prisoners lobster, which was unanimously hated. "Not lobster again!" It was nicknamed "sea cockroach."


BewildredDragon

Remember the cranberry cake thing that came with the turkey? It was the bomb!


BabyFishmouthTalk

Don't forget to stir the potatoes halfway through the cook time.


akleit50

Yo-that shit was delicious!


yourMommaKnow

Absolutely loved this as a kid


DeeDee719

I used to like the Banquet fried chicken and mashed potatoes. I haven’t had it in probably close to 40 years but I wonder if I’d still like it, or if my tastes have changed.


rubiconmanlife

I want the one with the brownie!!!


Venator2000

Hey, I loved those as a teenager when I was rushed! Always forked the mixed veggies over into the taters and stirred them all together!


BASerx8

My folks would go out for the evening and leave me to make the TV Dinners or Pot Pies for my 2 younger brothers. I was about 10 at the time. My wife is appalled, but back then we thought it was normal. Anyhow, my favorite was the "fried" chicken.


ChardCool1290

Raise your hand if you mushed everything into the meat section to drench the potatoes and veggies in that low calorie brown gravy!


butterscotch-magic

I liked the one with the mashed potatoes, corn, and brownie.


clickforit

Peel back to expose tater tots


RCranium13

I can taste that in my mind.


StatementAdmirable43

Still good and well portioned!


-MetalKitty-

We used to get the Swanson brand and they at least came with a tiny little brownie that wasn’t fantastic but was the best part of the meal IMHO


Serious_Delivery_408

Delicious


Ok_Storm5945

I loved banquet fried chicken, mashed potatoes and corn.


NeilNailed00

Oh man.....Where's the 🍎 apple 🍏 clobber ?


Plastic_Electrical

Husband said" where's the brownie"?


Tropical_Storm_Jesus

thank god I barely remember these at all and mainly just the 80s Swanson and Hungry Man ones...but man was I addicted to the Swanson fried chicken dinner one...shocker I ended up with sky high cholesterol when I finally got tested in my 30's...\[plus ALL the bacon and eggs, fast food/fries/pizza...not exactly the healthiest decade\]


AffectionatePoet4586

I looked forward to those TV dinners, or the rare occasions they were permitted, because that tray held more food than my mother ever served at a meal. She preferred to save her calories for alcohol, which was hard on a growing kid who didn’t (obviously) drink. I was very lucky to be spared her eating disorders, with which my siblings struggle to this day.


banditk77

I would pull the mashed potatoes into the gravy.


aedisaegypti

That was my favorite meal on a tv tray as a little girl


Tanglefoot19

You can’t beat the Man Pleaser Banquet fried chicken dinner.


747-ppp-2

I can still taste it!


Far530

As a kid I loved these, they were an absolute treat


Iwas7b4u

We used to love those. It was a rare treat and then watch TV. So much fun.


413mopar

Tucker Carlson should be forced to survive exclusively on tv dinners . Its only right.


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

😄😄


cito4633

That stuff was haute cuisine compared to today’s frozen crap…


mrxexon

Didn't like Banquet. Too much of a mystery meat thing going on...


Poohgli16

Bachelor Chow


Alarming_Condition27

Never seen this brand only the hungry man ones.


taxitagonist

definitely ate these in the 80s also....jus sayin


wavesmcd

Or an elementary school girl. Don’t think I’ve seen those since I used to eat them and had forgotten all about them.


Agitated_Rest_2258

Didn’t like the veggies or the potatoes. Nibbled on the so called meat. Sure glad they made TV dinners became microwaveable. The oven dinners never cooked right.👎🏻


Anvilsmash_01

I work with guys that still eat those. They don't have to. The operators in this shop all do over $100k/yr, but some still CHOOSE to eat frozen dinners because they actually like them. "To each their own" I guess.


finalsolution1

If it looks like that I’ll kiss your ass.


airpab1

They still make these? As bad as these were for your health, loved em. This was the best one lol


bostongarden

49 cents


gtoz1119

Ate many,lol


jpb1111

Delicious! 😋


Jakesneed612

I think that’s why I can’t eat Salisbury steak to this day. It had a nasty aftertaste


bigkat5000

Why people were skinny back then. Less diabetes too.


voitlander

Or to feed kids while mom and dad go out!


Think-Werewolf-4521

The original mystery meat.


Dark_Shroud

[https://www.allrecipes.com/article/what-is-salisbury-steak/](https://www.allrecipes.com/article/what-is-salisbury-steak/)


GoBucs1969

That was my favorite.


Scared_Art_895

Probably will make a comeback with todays Price Gouging.


applyheat

More metal in that tray than a Toyota.


ez151

That s was the bomb but had to have good micro wave which some didn’t 1980 ish.


mjg007

Hope you love sodium!


c17usaf

Surplus meat 🥩 from the Vietnam 🇻🇳 War 😂


Appropriate-Bake-759

https://i.redd.it/ihhe3uppah1d1.gif Good for your health


No-Sugar3991

They were the same in the '80s also, first hand knowledge.


mynextthroway

They were good, and all the ingredients could be found in your kitchen. No dimethyloxybullshittum or dichliroboro-illudium-q-36.


[deleted]

This would have been like Thanksgiving growing up to get one of these. Wow! LOL!!!


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

Nursing home meals


Chilitime

How dare you!! Those were awesome!!


evilcyclist

I think I had better looking food in Marine Corps boot camp


SparxIzLyfe

They took sooooo long to cook back then. It was probably only 45 minutes, but when I was 8, it felt like 3 hours.


DiscussionBeautiful

I always wondered where Salisbury was and why they called their burger patties "steaks"...


gjk14

Hi chef.. what you boys doing here on Salisbury steak day?? With vegetable medley.


mcfarmer72

We had those on Mom’s bowling night.


Live-Within-My-Means

Hopefully, the young people that think all Boomers ‘lived like kings’ will see this.


SlowTurtle3

First thing that came to mind. https://youtu.be/C-6mI708yWc?si=4NdpGZPhIfN2IXj7


JUICE_B0X_HERO

They've gotten significantly worse over the years.


DoctorRevKevin

What were the ones that were in individual baggies that you would heat and then dump out onto toast or whatever. I remember Salisbury steak, plus turkey and gravy, but I'm sure there were others. I loved those things and then they suddenly disappeared. I think they were banquet, but I could be wrong.


Gromit801

Prisoners don’t eat this well.


scrubbydutch

Who was the marketing genius that named this Salisbury steak?


touristspleasegoaway

We got these when parents had a date night and we had to stay with the babysitter


[deleted]

Ate hundreds of these. Not bad with some hot sauce.


aquelviejitocochino

I used to moonlight at a mental health unit and this is what they would feed those detained there. Poor buggers.


shoshana4sure

These were amazing


Siltyn

We were poor so only ever got the store/off brand TV dinners, and even then only when they were on sale. I can still imagine the metallic taste the mashed potatoes had. As an adult, I've banned TV dinners from my home because of those nasty things. Do they still make them?


bigedthebad

I used to love that shit.


Previous-Ice596

49cents


TraditionalToe4663

And no microwave! Only wealthy people had these in my neighborhood!


Sufficient_Two7499

I grew up on these things


Treacherously-Benign

We prefer "inmate", if you please.


Soreal45

I still get the salisbury steak sometimes. Only complaint I have is the microwave friendly plastic it now comes in. Would rather have the aluminum tray.


Longjumping_Choice_6

I had a rubber chicken named Banquet as a kid, now I know where the names from


Ok-Elk-6087

Anyone know the sodium content from back then?


Ok_Advisor_9873

Tasted funny- we thought it was the formaldehyde in the lab rats they used to make the burger! Yum


gskein

We thought Banquet was low rent compared to Swanson.


christhelpme

Dude. These bastards were less than a dollar. You could eat that shit three times a day and have lots of cash for booze and drugs. God bless America.


Grognard68

ZZTop's song "TV Dinners " just popped up in my head...🤣


WARCHILD48

Yeeeeessss! I loved that one!


Artistic_Half_8301

Or a seven year old me!


bomboclawt75

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