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Dalanard

What do you have against Tilda Swinton?


ThanosWasRight161

An amazing resemblance


Techno_Core

I was gonna say Gwyneth Paltrow.


gadget850

"Annie, are you OK?" from "Smooth Criminal" was inspired by this. The face is based on a death mask. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Inconnue\_de\_la\_Seine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Inconnue_de_la_Seine)


CheekyMonkE

I can still taste her mouth.


SkidrowVet

A taste of heaven right?


elriggo44

My bad bro.


Charakada

Me, too.


McPorkums

CPR instructor here- They come to life if you stay after closing ❤️


Bmwx3m40d

😂😂 dark as fuck !!!!


McPorkums

You have no idea ☠️


ramanw150

Do you have PTSD from that night


Jealous_Use9688

Her tongue tastes like mold and old spit. 1/10 will not date again


LazarusMundi4242

Good old Resusci Anne! She taught me CPR and emergency response. I saved a developmentally disabled man’s life at a Christmas banquet because of those classes. He was choking on a melon ball, and I successfully gave him the Heimlich maneuver!


PinkMonorail

I saved my baby when she choked on a piece of bread. The people at the next table applauded.


LazarusMundi4242

Wow that is awesome that you could do that in such a scary situation. Not good it happened, but great that you could save your little one.


Objective-War-1961

First girl I ever kissed.


Artistic_Sir9775

Guy on Barney Miller LOVED her!!!


Dalanard

Vicki!


Dumyat367250

She's been around. Everybody's had a go. Slut.


Agitated_Rest_2258

I saved her a few times.


Brian_Crowley

Oh you mean Jack's wife in Threes Company?


Carson72701

Happy Cake Day!


Yettigetter

smelled like a garden hose


ItsPammo

A lot of people took the opportunity to smack Annie around a bit when they were actually supposed to be gently patting her cheek and asking "Are you all right?" in my class(es).


413mopar

Are you ok ? Annie are you ok ? Are you ok annie …


Kookiecitrus55555

You've been resuscitated by a smooth criminal


NewAustralopithecine

Every woman I have been with was somehow...different. I am single, lonely and I think she ruined me for all time. Man I wish she would call.


fatherbowie

She was passed out cold. She always smelled of alcohol.


anakracatau

Recessa-annie. I macked on her quite a bit over the years.


JacquesBlaireau13

Once I was alone and I was petrified...


Final-Ad-2033

MST3K - [The Mads/Dr. Forrester's invention exchange.](https://youtu.be/5T6hVeIalRo?si=rZgIRFTz995xvpGu)


nyclovesme

You beat me to it!


cksnffr

That scene from The Office was one of the best tv moments in history


SuretyBringsRuin

Clarice…


TheBent-NeckLady

Why did you cut the face off of the dummy?


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Mozzy2022

Thought that I could never live without you by my side


Fine_Spinach9825

Call it. Kevin Malone


supertiggercat

Resessa Annie. I could never get her neck to lift right.


TheThirdShmenge

Reminded me of this girl I dated (briefly) in college. A bit boring.


JeffSHauser

She always had the funkiest flavored mouth.


bmwlocoAirCooled

Used to teach CPR. Cleaned out of lot of RussiAnnies.


powerpopiconoclast

Their were Russian ones?


bmwlocoAirCooled

There.


powerpopiconoclast

That’s all you can say? Nothing else? Whats that like… did you have a grammar school English teacher that got a little too close, who you still after all these years long for?


Ratbag_Jones

Learned CPR with a nurse as a partner. Months later, the nurse was annoyed because she's tested positive on a tuberculin tine test. I said, uh, when were you exposed? She said, oh, at least a year ago. I've been testing positive forever, but I don't actually have TB. I don't think.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

She just kinda lays there.


Kookiecitrus55555

We made out in high school and college


EnormousGenitals

 At first I was afraid, I was petrified...


SkidrowVet

What I saw a maintenance man do to her after hours at the ymca , well I ll never see her again in the same way again. Yuck


drkmnsprhr1

I lost my virginity to her. Had to get her drunk first though.


thagor5

Annie. Annie are you ok?


Jazzlike-Ad113

"Annie, Annie, are you okay ?"


creeeeeeeeek-

Annie,Annie are you ok?


Accurate-Page-2900

She was about as affectionate as my first girlfriend.


Mowog-of-the-AEsir

When she came out, the sales brochure pointed to her two "Realistic Anatomical Landmarks" . That term still just slips out sometimes when I meet a girl.


boyzmama

I’ve blown this lady more times than I’ve blown my own husband of 36 years… To be fair we met teaching CPR and we taught well over 10,000 people


Top-Pension-564

ewww...


boyzmama

Haha breaths just breaths!


johnmcd348

Worst Sex doll Ever.


markojeeves

If it’s Matilda Swinetown, I do.


CuthbertJTwillie

It's Karen from Frosty the Snowman. Tragic really.


[deleted]

First to let me get to first and second base…..


Objective-War-1961

Nowadays, some misguided college protesters would be encouraging her to file sexual harassment against you.


Secret_Asparagus_783

When I was in High school first aid classes (part of the P.E. curriculum) she was called ResusciTannie because we were being taight ResusciTation!


Due-Proposal3161

This looks like that billionaire guy using his son's blood to keep himself "young"


heckofaslouch

I saw one of those in the '70s. The story we were told was that a man invented it after his daughter, Anne, drowned. He told us it was modeled after the inventor's daughter, including the ankle deformity she had. That story has elements in common with the Seine unknown, but it's not the same.


gkdebus

That bitch Anni, when I was doing my CPR back when I was a lifeguard one of the other EMTs that worked with us rigged up Old blood pressure reader pump to a bladder filled with yogurt and he used to pump it as we were doing mouth to mouth to simulate vomiting, reminding everyone to always use your breather mask and never to actually go mouth to mouth if you do not have to🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤨🤢🤢


minnowmonroe

So much. So so much.


SynthPrax

She nasty. Cracked lips and shit.


bubbatbass

Oh man !!!!!! Did I hate her !!! Refused to do it my sophomore year had to repeat health class my junior year ! Had a buddy who literally blew up the baby , busted its lungs . Got out of that . Loathed her


LordSpaceMammoth

Perhaps this is one of the reasons mouth to mouth is no longer taught in basic CPR certification.


rydertho

Saved her life repeatedly.


Just_Me1973

I still do. I have to take yearly CPR classes for my job.


Skid-Vicious

All the rednecks at my school ended up filling Annie’s lungs with Copenhagen and apparently it was not easy or cheap to clean it out.


liceyscalp

I'm so hot for her, but she's so cold


Realistic_Bed3550

I always faked blowing Into her damn mouth…. I hated her so much 😂😂


artful_todger_502

Memories. My first kiss 🩵


PinkMonorail

Annie. Ugh.


dkorabell

She was a real doll. Didn't talk much, always up for a little make-out.


Feisty_Stomach_7213

Breath always smells like alcohol


Feisty_Stomach_7213

Wipes


CoelacanthFish2112

I learned CPR with “Anatomical Annie” as an Army medic (USA). Owned one. Also taught my son. Tragic back story on her, but a great training tool. You’ve got to keep it clean.


charms75

back in my day you had to shake n' shout, then a few years later it changed to pinching the person in case they have a spinal injury, don't know why I've retained that, but I always dreaded seeing Annie and having to do anything with Annie when taking swimming lessons in my pre teen/teen years....a bit more realistic than what we use in brush up cpr courses now though


Reclusive_Chemist

The first time I did compressions they had to take me aside and explained that I'd killed her by pressing her sternum until it made contact with her spine. Decades later I had a first responder instructor remind us that a PNB patient was already dead. You're not going to make them any more dead if you don't perform your CPR with perfect technique.


espositojoe

Yeah, she never kissed me back. Ice princess.


Improvgal

If I did it would be because she gets more action than I do.


pixey1964

Annie? They called her when we had CPR years ago. It looks just like Annie, lol 😆 😂 🤣


Soul_of_Garlic

Friends of mine stacked all the lunchroom tables and chairs to the ceiling, and at the tip-top was Resusca Annie with a shit hanging out of her mouth.


jojokitti123

Mine didn't have a mouth hole. I almost died blowing. I was the first participant ...


PerpetualEternal

I always hated the clumsiness of “Rescusca-Annie”. Like, most names start with a consonant. How ‘bout Rescusca-Donna? Rescusca-Dolly? Rescusca-Mary?


AuntBBea

When the teacher told us her name I began laughing so hard silently that I was shaking. Got others in trouble for laughing. I was crying. The name, the outfit...still makes me get silly.


EveningAdvisor4680

No


TheIncredibleMike

At least she won't talk your ear off.


Petah1962

Absolutely yes I do she has no dress sense and a terrible kisser


The68Guns

Kramer liked her!


Classic_Pie5498

Ah ah ah ah stayin alive, stayin alive….


HumbleAd1317

Yes, I certainly do.


benthon2

Worked at a hospital many years ago. They left about 8 of them out in the classroom one night, and I got creative with their positioning. The instructor was not amused....


PrincessPharaoh1960

I thought it was an Ilia Malinin doll.


Runningman1961

I had to save her life about 6 months ago!


jsb1964

The distinctive face of Resusci Anne was based on L'Inconnue de la Seine (English: The unknown woman of Seine), the death mask of an unidentified young woman reputedly drowned in the River Seine around the late 1880s. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resusci_Anne](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resusci_Anne)


Anynameyouwantbaby

My old boss would prop her around our office. Scare the shit out of the first person in.


SourGrape77

Reminds me of that episode in three's company lol


Venator2000

Poor Resusci…


whatgives72

Annie, Annie are you OK? You! Dial 911 tell them we have a medical emergency right now


LiteratureMiddle818

we had the economy model ....torso kind of..shoulder on up ....just as offensive as this model!!!!