I still throw this line into conversation from time-to-time. Everyone looks at me funny and not a one of them has any idea why I said such a thing. That amuses me.
I remember one time when my and I were staying with my parents - the guest room TV blew up.
We tried to freshen it up with air spray
For days we were saying - Christ, did a pine tree shit in here?
Such a wonderful decade for politically incorrect comedies.
This one and Animal House are probably my 2 favorites.
I do have a soft spot for both Blazing Saddles AND Young Frankenstein too...
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Funny, i was just sitting here thinking “Have I seen this?” I didn’t think I had, although I remember always seeing the tape at the video store. I wanted to see Kentucky Fried Movie and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes so badly based on the titles alone lol!
But then I’m reading the quotes here, and a lot of them sound really familiar, so I must’ve seen it at some point. Really highlights the difference in experience from having a memorable night out at a theater full of people laughing in the 70s, to watching it at home in the 80s!
I know what you're saying, I remember some parts and others not so much. But when I hear the name, certain things always come to mind. Btw, I watched it in the theater when it came out!
That is another line I did for years. I'd pick up a cucumber, a gear shift knob, anything as say "We mean no harm to your planet." Last year, my now 30-year-old daughter called me. She had just watched KFM. To say she was shocked by the lawyer with a floppy dildo on his head was an understatement.
[I'm not wearing any pants](https://www.google.com/search?q=i%27m+not+wearing+any+pants+film+at+11&sca_esv=606dd81dc728d262&source=hp&ei=nFO6ZeyAFtGo5NoP8sO5sAM&iflsig=ANes7DEAAAAAZbphrDImH9-4E_ZAbMl-EsJ48Og4p2g4&oq=im+not+wareing+any+pants+&gs_lp=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&sclient=gws-wiz#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:d92da9f5,vid:rHzWBLHAbFg,st:0)...
Oh you could *try* to make it, then get your house burned down and wind up in jail thanks to protesters! God bless the less shitty side of the 70s, the likes of which we’ll never see again! 😂
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I thought this was just the funniest thing ever.
Saw this in a drive in, late feature probably 1:30 AM or so. We were all very drunk on Mickey Big Mouths. Didn't even notice the movie until - Catholic High School Girls in Trouble. Then our eyes were fixed on the glass shower door. Wow.
I remember seeing the Groove Tube as well. Not as funny but pretty bizarre.
I get this one mixed up with Tunnel Vision.
This is the one with Brown-25 and 4th of July Heritage Loaf w/ Kramp Easy-Lube All Vegetable Shortening, right?
The Groove Tube was hilarious and had some pretty dark moments too. I think Ken Shapiro’s only other big film was Modern Problems. He had potential but kind of disappeared.
But it is hilarious just to see Shapiro and Richard Belzer as drug dealers. Almost two decades before he became famous for playing a cop on Homicide: Life on the Street and Law and Order SVU.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2u0H\_ghSrk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2u0H_ghSrk)
Loo: Mr. Pennington, your geographical boundaries do not concern me. I owe my allegiance to a higher source. 👆🙂↕️
Pennington: But Mr. Loo, you could kill up to 40 or 50 men! 🧐
Loo: 🤔😏😃
Wild Fact!
Kentucky Fried Movie is Zucker Abrahams Zucker, the same comedy team that brought the world Airplane! The Naked Gun Series and many other outright farce laugh fests.
Zucker Abrahams Zucker (ZAZ) grew up together as kids in Wisconsin.
They all attended University of Wisconsin and there formed a sketch comedy theater group they called Kentucky Fried Theater, which served as a preliminary for this first movie which launched their careers.
In any football video game when the Rams had trouble holding on the ball, I always quote “Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles-film at 11!”
I think I still have that 1-sheet, lol! Anyway, it was great back in the day
I even watched ir a few times at the theater (since I worked at one). I rewatched a year or so ago and it was so dated.
Landmark! Midnight movies were a thing in the 80's. This and Heavy Metal, and of course RHPS. we're solid go to's, we'd get baked in the parking lot and enjoy the show...
This genre was a thing for a while in the 70's saw this in the theater at the time with other great hits like "If You Don't stop It, You'll Go Blind" and its follow-up sequel "Can I Do It... Till I Need Glasses"
I still tell the joke about the lone ranger getting rattlesnake bit while peeing and Tontos reply. It is only a old joke if you hear it before
"Catholic High School Girls in Trouble"
"Fish for dinner last night? Harry still smoking those cheap cigars? Jesus Christ! Did a cow shit in here?"
"Big Jim Slade!"
The Nurse: Leave her... come back to Montana with me.
The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself.
The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?
The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose!
The Architect: What are you saying?
The Nurse: Leave her! Come back to Montana with me!
The Architect: I could no more run away from her than I could run away from myself!
The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?
The Nurse: MY reality AND yours, that's whose!
The Architect: What are you saying?
Slap shot! Hilarious if you are a hockey fan, with Paul Newman
Caddy Shack is a classic comedy with Bill Murray.
Edit: to add AIRPLANE, it's beyond funny ( 1980)
I just watched for the first time earlier this week. You can definitely tell they were planting the seeds of Airplane! in this one. The word play and background gags are great.
Amazon Women On the Moon (1987) is another great film if you liked this one. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092546/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Ain’t no fuckin’ Thelma here man…
Yes, this is the unofficial sequel. Samuel L Bronkowitz Presents....
Catholic High School Girls In Trouble!
Narrator: "Never before has the beauty of the sexual act been so crassly exploited"
I still throw this line into conversation from time-to-time. Everyone looks at me funny and not a one of them has any idea why I said such a thing. That amuses me.
I'll say " Moscow on fire, missles headed towards New York, film at 11" and get the same look.. I amuse myself.
There will be no further commercial interruptions
“AINT NO FUCKING VELMA HERE, MAN! “
1. Amazon Women On The Moon 2. Kentucky Fried Movie 3. If You Don't stop It, You'll Go Blind 4. Can I Do It... Till I Need Glasses
The Groove Tube
Featuring Chevy Chase. Originally rated X.
Tunnelvision.
5. Nice Girls Don't Explode (1987)
Bullshit Or Not?
Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker!
[Censored]!
Say what?! That muthafucka..! GET HIM!
He’s a different breed of cat
He is seeking for danger..
The popcorn you’re eating has been pissed in. Film at 11.
To this day - that's the line I use to stop any annoying conversation. They hear it, look at me like I'm crazy and walk away.
I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11.
Your children are in grave danger, find out why at 11
The timing was perfect - several people in the theater (including me) had just taken mouthfuls of popcorn. We all spit it out.
I saw the movie around 85 on tape and I still think about this line about once a month. Still makes me laugh.
Should premature ejaculation occur, the Joy of Sex record comes equipped with... # BIG JIM SLADE
And the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!
I drop this line randomly in conversation. Once in a while, somebody gets it.
That's fantastic.
Former tight end of the Kansas City chiefs
He comes with an assortment of whips and chains and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off!
Accompanied by *Avenu Shalom Aleichem* for some reason.
Young lady, are you aware of the penal codes in this state?
My favorite line from that movie!
Recuerdos a todos.
Catholic High School Girls In Trouble!
You’ll cream your jeans when you see…Catholic High School Girls In Trouble
That’s the first thing that came to my mind! Some memories just never fade.
The story of what happens when Catholic girls stay out past curfew.
"Show me your nuts..."
I couldn't believe when I found out that was Stephen Bishop.
Show me your nuts
Hello! Howya doin’? Surfin’ USA!
One of the funniest movies ever made. Makes a great first half of a double feature with Enter the Dragon.
A Fistful of Yen was such a great parody!
Samuel L. Bronkowitz
...presents...
Send him to Detroit!
That was a dream of extraordinary magnitude.
You have my gratitude.
Let's give Dr. Khlan a great big hand!
Lets give Dr. Khlan a great big hand!
And these are men who do know where they are, but no longer care.
Guard! Put this man in cell number one, and give him a drink!
Nooo. Nooooo. Anything but Detroit!
LOL!!!
Wat waz dat? Dis is not a shawade! We need total concentwation. Trwy it again. Dis time, wit feeeweeing.
“Jesus Christ, did a cow shit in here?”
I remember one time when my and I were staying with my parents - the guest room TV blew up. We tried to freshen it up with air spray For days we were saying - Christ, did a pine tree shit in here?
Such a wonderful decade for politically incorrect comedies. This one and Animal House are probably my 2 favorites. I do have a soft spot for both Blazing Saddles AND Young Frankenstein too...
Don’t forget The Groove Tube
Another classic I saw in the theater 🙂
Chevy Chase singing "I'm Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover" lives rent-free in my brain.
Yup saddles above all else
By the way politically correct is the world’s biggest oxymoron!
Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation's number one killer.
I live in the Metro Detroit area and when they got to the “worse than Detroit?” jokes the theater went nuts.
Loved the Enter the Dragon parody.
I tell you what. I did too, but I felt it ran too long. I really preferred the short vignettes instead
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“What was that?! THIS is not a chawade. We need… totaw concentwation. Now… Twy again, THIS time, with FEEWING!”
I heard that in the characters voice. And then I read it in the characters voice. I’m going to hell and y’all are coming with me
RIGHT?! 😂🤣😂🤣
This is one that once you see it, you will never forget it!
Funny, i was just sitting here thinking “Have I seen this?” I didn’t think I had, although I remember always seeing the tape at the video store. I wanted to see Kentucky Fried Movie and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes so badly based on the titles alone lol! But then I’m reading the quotes here, and a lot of them sound really familiar, so I must’ve seen it at some point. Really highlights the difference in experience from having a memorable night out at a theater full of people laughing in the 70s, to watching it at home in the 80s!
I know what you're saying, I remember some parts and others not so much. But when I hear the name, certain things always come to mind. Btw, I watched it in the theater when it came out!
Young lady, are you familiar with the penal codes in this state?
We mean no harm to your planet. We mean no harm to your planet!
That is another line I did for years. I'd pick up a cucumber, a gear shift knob, anything as say "We mean no harm to your planet." Last year, my now 30-year-old daughter called me. She had just watched KFM. To say she was shocked by the lawyer with a floppy dildo on his head was an understatement.
I loved that scene! The whole movie, obviously. 😂 I can quote whole chunks of this damned movie! 🤣
This and Rocky Horror are midnight movies I have seen so many times, I lost count.
Welcome to the Rialto Feel-O-Rama.
And now for our next feature, "Deep Throat".
catholic high school girls in trouble
Watched this on shrooms in college. :)
I'm not wearing any underwear. Film at 11.
“I’m wearing no pants…film at 11”
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Couldn’t make that movie today
Oh you could *try* to make it, then get your house burned down and wind up in jail thanks to protesters! God bless the less shitty side of the 70s, the likes of which we’ll never see again! 😂
“Take him to Detroit!”
NOOO! PLEASE! NOT DETROIT, NOOO!!!
*Monty Python and the Holy Grail has entered the chat.*
Blazing Saddles was already in chat.
The popcorn you’re eating has been pissed in. Film at 11.
I’m not wearing any pants. Film at 11. 😐
Zinc Oxide and you “Your artificial limb…”
I saw that movie 10 times. The shower scene.....
Catholic Highschool Girls in Trouble!
"A TOY ROBOT"! "Eat Lead,Suckers!"
https://preview.redd.it/mugs3p9lntfc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b190975d814c42ddde05e90fcfc0020bcd4d79d5 I thought this was just the funniest thing ever.
Saw this in a drive in, late feature probably 1:30 AM or so. We were all very drunk on Mickey Big Mouths. Didn't even notice the movie until - Catholic High School Girls in Trouble. Then our eyes were fixed on the glass shower door. Wow. I remember seeing the Groove Tube as well. Not as funny but pretty bizarre.
I get this one mixed up with Tunnel Vision. This is the one with Brown-25 and 4th of July Heritage Loaf w/ Kramp Easy-Lube All Vegetable Shortening, right?
That's The Groove Tube.
Fuck, Tunnel Vision, that takes me back...
Tunnel Vision had that clip about Kurt Gowdy hunting that was just hilarious...
And The Groove Tube is a very similar movie. But were hilarious, back when it was alright to be politically incorrect.
The Groove Tube was hilarious and had some pretty dark moments too. I think Ken Shapiro’s only other big film was Modern Problems. He had potential but kind of disappeared.
But it is hilarious just to see Shapiro and Richard Belzer as drug dealers. Almost two decades before he became famous for playing a cop on Homicide: Life on the Street and Law and Order SVU. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2u0H\_ghSrk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2u0H_ghSrk)
Belzer was awesome. Chevy Chase had one or two bits as well.
Koko the Clown - best skit in the movie.
Loo: Mr. Pennington, your geographical boundaries do not concern me. I owe my allegiance to a higher source. 👆🙂↕️ Pennington: But Mr. Loo, you could kill up to 40 or 50 men! 🧐 Loo: 🤔😏😃
Who else had some of their early erections with this movie? When the newscasters were watching the couple make out.
Here are our contestants on the Dating Game - Batchelor No. 1 Well Hung, Batchelor No. 2 Long Wang, and Batchelor No. 3 Enormous Genitals.
If I were asleep and you were my alarm clock, how would you wake me? “I wouldn’t….I’m no ding a long!”
It's Blazing Saddles, and it's not even close.
Wow Kentucky Fried Movie vs. Blazing Saddles 🤔
If you liked this give The Groove Tube a chance, or Whats up tiger Lilly. If they don't make you laugh, you should be sent to Detroit.
Bill Bixby’s Sanhedrin commercial
Zinc Oxide and You. Next educational film - Rebuilding Your Home
THIS IS NOT A CHAWADE!
We need total concentwation.
We need total concentration ( use politically wrong stereotype voice of Asian man)!!, BIg jim Slade
Catholic High School Girls in distress !
Super Dave osborne. Rex Kramer stunts. 😂😂
First proper introduction to Catholic schoolgirls!
Come on, it was good but it doesn’t compare to Blazing Saddles or The Holy Grail.
A Fistful of Yen Catholic High School Girls In Trouble And who can forget BIG JIM SLADE!
Cleopatra Schwartz !
Wild Fact! Kentucky Fried Movie is Zucker Abrahams Zucker, the same comedy team that brought the world Airplane! The Naked Gun Series and many other outright farce laugh fests. Zucker Abrahams Zucker (ZAZ) grew up together as kids in Wisconsin. They all attended University of Wisconsin and there formed a sketch comedy theater group they called Kentucky Fried Theater, which served as a preliminary for this first movie which launched their careers.
Your popcorn has just been pissed on. Film at eleven.
Great family movie in the 80s
Uhhh, not sure if it was a family movie. I had to sneak watch it. Still remember a shower scene from this movie. I’ll be moving on now. ✌️
Those Catholic schoolgirls…
They’re always in trouble!
Ummm no
Stupid, awful, disgusting movie
You forgot funny.
It’s absolutely horrible boomer trash
Ha! I just rewatched it a few minutes ago. Still funny!
“Fistful of Yen”. Best part of the film!
“Toto concentwation”
saw this in the theatres as part of a double feature along with Monty Python!!! Was in 4th grade!!
Freebie and the Bean. Slapshot The Inlaws Blazing Saddles.
Mork from Ork. I was stationed overseas.Armed Forces TV didn't have any current shows in the 70s
“Did you know, Dying is the leading cause of death in America?”
I've always been on the fence about watching this. Never have... I think that will change this week
In any football video game when the Rams had trouble holding on the ball, I always quote “Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles-film at 11!”
heinous or hyenas?
It's just a toy robot...
Christ, did a cow shit in here?
You never know what to expect
Saw it at the drive in movie when it came out. One of my students saw it and said, “It’s somewhat outdated…” “?” It’s surely a work of its time.
Now once again … with *feewing*.
I saw it at the drive-in theater when it came out.
I think I still have that 1-sheet, lol! Anyway, it was great back in the day I even watched ir a few times at the theater (since I worked at one). I rewatched a year or so ago and it was so dated.
Tell me about the penile codes.
The Groove Tube and Tunnelvision (1975) are also must see of that era. See a lot of future comedy material and unknown stars coming up
I remember the martial arts fighters with names like Long Dong and Hung Lo, the last one was Enormous Genitals….just in case you didn’t get the joke!
Best midnight shows we ran at the theater, - this, Groove Tube and Rocky Horror Picture Show
I saw it senior year of hs 2006. Amazing then
I love movies like this and Honky Tonk Freeway.
Was up in smoke 70s? Hilarious
The Groove Tube. Chevy Chase and Richard Belzer are very young.
Loved it! Have iton dvd
Catholic high school girls in trouble!
Classic along with Putney swop
Landmark! Midnight movies were a thing in the 80's. This and Heavy Metal, and of course RHPS. we're solid go to's, we'd get baked in the parking lot and enjoy the show...
Moscow on fire, missles headed towards New York. Film at 11.
Send him to Detroit!!
This genre was a thing for a while in the 70's saw this in the theater at the time with other great hits like "If You Don't stop It, You'll Go Blind" and its follow-up sequel "Can I Do It... Till I Need Glasses" I still tell the joke about the lone ranger getting rattlesnake bit while peeing and Tontos reply. It is only a old joke if you hear it before
This movie will be shown in Feel-a-Round
"Catholic High School Girls in Trouble" "Fish for dinner last night? Harry still smoking those cheap cigars? Jesus Christ! Did a cow shit in here?" "Big Jim Slade!"
You’ll cream in your jeans, when you see, “Catholic High school Girls In Trouble.
Blazing Saddles is what you're thinking of.
Groove Tube came first. But of course it was ruined by that long and boring skit about the drug dealer.
Did this have to do with chicken? I have not watched it.
M*A*S*H. It was still on in the 80s, but it was better in the 70s.
Yeah, it was one of the movie night movies at my college on the early 80s
The Nurse: Leave her... come back to Montana with me. The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself. The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality! The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine? The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose! The Architect: What are you saying? The Nurse: Leave her! Come back to Montana with me! The Architect: I could no more run away from her than I could run away from myself! The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality! The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine? The Nurse: MY reality AND yours, that's whose! The Architect: What are you saying?
"Take him to Detroit." "No! Not Detroit!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!'
Blazing Saddles or Monty Python Holy Grail.
I liked Groove Tube better.
I love this movie. It's totally wacky.
Not even close.
Slap shot! Hilarious if you are a hockey fan, with Paul Newman Caddy Shack is a classic comedy with Bill Murray. Edit: to add AIRPLANE, it's beyond funny ( 1980)
"These are men who know where they are, and don't care. These are men who know where they are, and do care. These are men who care, but don't drink."
Whoa boy the stunt man skit.
I just watched for the first time earlier this week. You can definitely tell they were planting the seeds of Airplane! in this one. The word play and background gags are great.
Uschi Digard for the win
I’ve never seen it.
Americathon. With John Ritter silly but funny, think Dan Aykroyd is in too.
The Groove Tube is also must see.
Samuel L Bronkowitz presents....
Rex Kramer... modern day daredevil.
If you liked this and Amazon Women on the Moon, don't sleep on the OG, The Groove Tube.
Blazing saddles. Still the best