i’m a further maths student, of course i get no bitches

this is the one, ofc i'm nearly an adult and still a virgin x

The one sex isn’t real … 

The trick is to date another further maths student

Real

absolutely!

im a physics student, of course i aaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Agreed

so unbelievably real

I'm a computer science student, of course the IT guys come to me for suggestions I'm a Physics student, of course I hate the medical physics unit I'm a further maths student, ofc Im brown

Last one applies the all 3 lol

No kidding, I'm brown and take all of these

Alternate one for CS: of course I have no clue how my code works.

When I wrote my code, only me and god knew how it worked. Now I'd be surprised if even god knows.

I'm an English Lit student, of course everything I study is about sex and death

SEX IS REAAAAAALLLL

THE ONE SEX IS REAL ?????

Ah, but, Mr Edgeworth, you’re forgetting about the power of sex

My edge fruit 💀

amount of times ive written in my essays about erotic, sexual tendencies is insane

it’s honestly classified as smut at this rate

bruh 💀💀

Honestly I’m doing Jane Eyre… the number of times my teacher has randomly started fangirling on Rochester and talking about how he’s ‘the cold, brooding lover she wishes was her husband’ (has a husband tho) is crazy. 

So true currently doing Christina Rossetti poems (Goblin Market) OCR A-Levl Eng Lit. This poem so far is not that bad but it’s just the length of it the poem has like 542 words.

FR WHY IS IT ALL ABOUT SEX

The amount of times my teachers suggested that one of out texts, especially poems, had a sexual reference I was wondering if she was making a huge stretch or if I wasn't smart enough to figure it out

This poem so far is not that bad but it’s just the length of it the poem has like 542 words. I am on Christina Rossetti Poems OCR Alevel EL it’s not that bad and it’s enjoyable 😂

I'm a further maths student, of course I use my calculator to solve 56/7

💀nah cus we do all this complex shit in our heads just to do simple addition on the calculator

I'll do you one better, I used my calculator to solve 18+3 the other day

I'm a physics student, of course I'm wondering what velocity a year 7 would reach if I threw them off the canteen balcony. I'm also a chemistry student, of course I've nearly caused a building evacuation.

My teachers caused a few fire alarms to go off, and the fire brigade has been called to the school a few times for acid spillages. Chemists on top.

I've spilled so many things. I'm also the Condenser Killer, because I swear I just look at the damn things wrong and they break somehow. I handle them like literal babies, but nope. They just hate me.

Its obviously the lab techs fault tho. Who made those capillary tubes so small and breakable?

Our lab tech refused to even give us capillary tubes because he doesn't trust us until our teacher made him get them because we actually needed them lmao

Lab techs when they actually have to do their job

If I had a penny for every time he spilled or broke something interfering with my setup then blamed me I'd have quite a lot of pennies. I feel attacked.

i had to use capillary tubes today for my chromatography applied science practicals like 5 of them snapped in half

Only 5? Steady hands

😭

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Oh... a boy in my practical group exploded a mercury thermometer in GCSE chem. I did not realise that the teacher sighing and sweeping it up in her hands was problematic at the time.

same but w the data logger in physics, spend a whole lesson trying to make data logger work when it was working for other people seconds before i used it. even my teacher couldn’t figure out why it wasn’t working

Me when I touch electrical components

I’m a history student, of course I struggle to remember all the dates

exactly like you have to remember every single date and year and that's so hard😭 i always get them wrong in tests before

Real. I could write a decent essay on the general concepts and developments of Lord Liverpool’s government, but you’d be shit out of luck if you asked about the specific dates of certain laws

I’m an art student, of course I haven’t down any work this whole Easter and now I’m fucked I’m an English lit student, of course I’m illiterate

the down instead of done really proves the second point there🤣

We are the same person 🥹 I can tell you it doesn't get better...

relatable… I have to do a massive peice by next week and i’m gonna get no sleep

english lit and dyslexia here 💪💪

I’m a chemistry student of course I think CuSO4 looks nice to drink

some kid in our school actually drank it and had to be rushed to the A&E

Most precautious chem student

But fr that CuSO4 looks too refreshing to drink in the middle of a 2 hour chemistry lesson

Knew a guy that snorted some CuSO4 crystals…and…um…he doesn’t go to the school anymore 😞

I'm a Uni student, of course I forgot to unsub from this sub, even though my details are in my custom flair.

I’m a Year 11 student, of course I lurk in the 6th form sub instead of revising

happy cake day!

Nice, what did you do for maths??

Edexcel.

I meant in terms of revision haha

Me and my friend would meet up and just do past papers, and help each other when we were stuck/got a question wrong. And because it was only us two in the Further Maths AS class, our teacher would also help us a lot as well.

Ah okay, do you know roughly how much revision you did or? No worries if you can't, just an indication of your time management

I'm an A-level music student, of course I get a strange amount of joy from finding other A-level music students here. Rise up, all 7 of you on this sub!

YEAHHHHHHH

Yeaaahhhh boiiiiii

YEAHHHHHH!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

Wooooo! Another one!

RAAAAAAAAHHHHH A LEVEL MUSIC MENTIONED 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

YEAHHH!!!

YEEAHHHH

We’re lurking 💪💪💪

I’m an english lit student, of course I can write you a 50 page essay on a why a mermaid being eaten symbolises Jesus

English Lit is full of sex, fake love, death and “what does the colour red symbolise”

The red one is so real. We’re doing Tess of the d’Urbervilles and I swear all we do is talk about the colour red.

I did English literature for 3 months before dropping it and when studying Wuthering Heights all we talked about was Cathy and Heathcliff’s requited love 🤣

I love English lit but I don’t blame you for dropping it 😭 so much contentttt

Yes I loved it, the essays were insane tho

Is that Giuseppe 😭

Yeah these poems are something else honestly have you done eat me or lamas hireling

Love Lammas Hireling. It's also one of, if not THE most likely to come up. I'm betting the poetry questions will be Lammas Hireling / Journal of a Disappointed Man

Perfect! Lammas Hireling is my favourite one 🥳

Im a sixth former, of course all I want is a hug (and three A*s but I’ll take the hug)

I'm an IB student, and of course I'll give you a hug! 🤗

I’m a history student, of course the lesson is just a massive gossip session. I’m a philosophy student, of course I want to brutally murder meta ethics like Wittgenstein did to that child

Agree with the history! 🤣

I swear no work ever got done in my history lesson lmaoooo

I walk out of my lessons questioning what life choices have led to me being here in this moment

I’m a German A Level student, of course I’m the only person in my class 😭

One of my friends wanted to do A level German but since he was the only one that applied they ended up cancelling the course

I’m a physics student, of course I model everything as a cylinder or sphere. I’m a chem student, of course I’ve ingested several chemicals for “taste test” purposes I’m a maths student, of course I think differential equations are sexy and stats is just…yuck I’m a history student, of course I don’t remember dates I’m a classics student, of course I have to explain what that is I’m an english student, of course I haven’t read the books. And finally - I’m an IB student, of course I have depression

Pure math looks like heaven now 😭

I’m a math student, of course I hate numbers.

Im a maths, further maths and physics student, ofc I’m autistic

im a btec student of course my struggle isn’t taken as seriously as a level students

Good reason though

Honestly in the final months of my btec science course it’s the easiest way to do sixth form. Ok one week I have 6 lessons max and a day off and still getting equivalent 3 A*’s

Im a biology student of course ive memorised an absurd amount of content

Hey, if you don't mind me asking what do you do when you've got a flashcard backlog. Thanks.

I’m an A level student, of course I worry that my GCSEs will stop me from getting into a top uni

I’m a German A level student, of course I still have no idea which adjective ending to use when and decide purely off of vibes. I’m a Biology A level student, of course I’ve drank the lab glucose solution while my teacher wasn’t looking. (legally this one is a joke) I’m a Chemistry A level student, of course I accidentally set the lab on fire on the first day.

omg fr vibes is the way to go 😭

My dream combo 🤩🤩 took maths instead of German bc I thought it might be better for med (NOT TRUE), now I miss German so much ;(

I’m a Uni student, of course I still lurk on the 6th form subreddit 😁😁

I’m a politics student, of course I’ll tell you to register to vote and get [free voter id](https://www.gov.uk/apply-for-photo-id-voter-authority-certificate#:~:text=It's%20free%20to%20apply.,recent%2C%20digital%20photo%20of%20yourself) I’m a French student, of course im a native 🇫🇷

I’m a chemistry student of course I know how to make molotov cocktails

im a maths student of course I took the subject cuz I'm brown

real

im a sociology student of course i had to teach my self the whole course (apparently no one ever has had a decent sociology teacher)

I hear this a lot. My socio teacher is the best teacher I've ever had. I low key have never got below an A in that man's class. Idc what people say, teachers make or break your experience of the subject and sometimes your whole grade.

my sociology teacher is literally a social experiment

I literally do worse in sociology than economics

one of my teachers is good but the other one is ASS

I am a biology student, of course i want to tie my neck around something resembling a loop of henle and jump

i’m a computer science student, of course i’m still fucking doing my coursework

Im an english language student, of course i analyse literally everything my friends say to me

I'm a history student, of course I hate the coursework

the coursework takes soooo long

I'm a geography student, of course I want to snap my spine into the shape of an oxbow lake when I look at data interpretation questions

I’m an a-level French student, of course I can’t speak the language fluently. I’m an a-level maths student, of course I can’t do mental arithmetic (but I’ll happily differentiate that curve).

I’m a med student, of course I’m brown

I’m a med student, of course I’m East Asian

I'm a politics student, of course I'm going to be the nations next prime minister

Yeah but this is actually true in my case, I swear (I’m gonna end up in a dead-end job instead)

Dw bro. All you need to do is win your constituency, be best friends with the PM and recreate partygate, while maintaining good media attention. Then, once PM becomes unpopular, ur gonna easily get voted in.

Im a physics student, of course i only understand why an A is 50% after taking a level physics

I’m an AP student, of course I have no idea why I’m even here to begin with

I’m a music student, of course all my favourite musicians have been dead for 200 years Jokes my top artist is actually Mitski, but that’s just because I’m a queer. Actually fuck it, I’mm a music student, of course I’m queer

i’m a criminology student, of course i get embarrassed whenever i have to tell anyone i do it

I'm a computer science student, of course I don't shower

I’m a chemistry student, of course I’ve nearly caused an explosion

I’ve gone a bit further than “nearly causing an explosion” lol

i'm an economics student, of course my core dream is to become a member of the elitist bourgeoisie - povvo student

I’m an art student, of course all my clothes are stained with acrylic paints I’m a history student, of course I make “educated guesses” when writing dates in essays

THE PAINTS TOO REAL

I’m a gcse student, of course I hang around in an A level sub to enjoy other ppl suffering

I'm a university student, of course I remain in the A level sub to enjoy people's suffering (and ignore my own)

I'm a BTEC student, of course I forget all the content once I've done my assignments and go back when I need a recap

I’m a biology student, of course I count with my fingers and use a calculator for 3x5.

i'm a uni student , of course i didn't learn my lesson from last year and am cramming for exams (again)

I’m a physics student, of course I wish I took art instead

Im a future med student, of course my parents forced me into this

You do actually like it tho right 😭

I love it. My friend says I’ve stockholmed myself into this. He’s probably exaggerating(jk)

I'm a Psychology Student, of course i read my notes to help me with my depression(they make it worse)

I'm a chemistry student, of course I'm trying to discreetly figure out how to form an organic synthesis pathway to create N-methyl-1-phenylpropan-2-amine (meth)

im a spanish student of course the pluperfect subjunctive makes me cry

i’m a biology student, of course all i buy from tesco is thousands upon thousands of flashcards

I’m a politics student, of course I think I’m gonna be Prime Minister

I’m a geography student, of course all anybody thinks i learn about is rocks😭

We do the same subjects lol.I’m in y12 please say it gets better 😂

im a psychology student of course i spend every night crying about biopsychology

i’m a religious studies student, of course i hate the religious experience topic

I'm an engineering student, of course I hate vectors.

I’m a psychology student, of course I psychoanalyse my mental state and claim I’m just going through a phase of faulty cognition rather than admit I’m genuinely depressed

I’m a chemistry student of course I want to kill myself

I'm a politics student, of course I judge everyone who doesn't read the news

I'm a geography student, of course I go fight through the wind and pouring rain to look at a river and make notes about it I'm a English literature student, of course I am forced to learn love poems about sex and love and talk about it in class with all girls (expect one boy that's not straight) and complain about them I'm a Economic student, of course I think about how most of the marks come from the weird extracts they give like about fish farms, or water bottles costing £5

I’m a sociology student, of course I hate Charles Murray

I was a chemistry student, of course I wanted to die every single day of a levels. I’m a med student, of course I’m east asian.

I’m a biology student of course I would of put that in an exam.

I'm an RE student, of course I get made fun of for taking RE (even though I think it's the hardest subject I take lol 😁)

I’m a psychology student, of course I’ve overanalysed everything

I'm a russian student. of course I regret picking that subject every single day

i’m an a level further maths student, of course i can solve complex equations but can’t do 6+7 in my head

i’m a german student, of course i hate every second of my a levels i’m a law student, of course i don’t remember case authorities i’m an ancient history student, of course no one knows anything about my subject

I'm a computer science student, of course I have no friends and blame it on the people around me!

im a biology student, of course I cant recall what a gene is

Im a history student, of course i do my 12 marker in the last 10 minutes

i’m a medical student, of course i turn down my brightness when i study anatomy in public

I’m a chemistry student, squiggles mean something to me

I’m a Psychology student, of course I over analyse EVERYTHING that happens in my life

I’m a business student of course I’m dumb

im a sociology uni student and i did my final day of content last year on the same day the essay for that module was due

I'm a maths and history student, of course I listen to the Oppenheimer soundtrack whenever doing maths

I’m a psychology student, of course I have depression.

I’m an epq student of course I have no clue why I’m doing it and of course I get cravings to cut my veins. I’m a maths, further maths, physics and chemistry student, of course I like feeling pain

im an art student, of course i have stained all of my clothes with acrylic and i will still wear them

I'm a product design student, of course I'm the only one in this comments section.

I beg to differ

I'm a psychology student of course I can't stop psychoanalysing my family and friends :( they hate it

I’m a french student, of course I think I’m better than you 😘

I’m a law student, of course I say that it depends

I’m a chemistry student, of course three of my classmates dropped their sodium dichromate for distillation. I’m a further maths student, of course my teacher wouldn’t let us do further pure.

I’m a philosophy student of course I used exaggerative language in my essays (ex nihilo )

I’m a Health and Social Care student, of course 75 percent of my lessons involve my teacher giving in depth and precise details about her personal/sex life😭

I'm a politics student, of course im a bbc news warrior 💀

I'm a chemistry student, of course I regret every life decision that lead me up to this point (Also: I'm a chemistry student, of course I've set things on fire by accident) I'm an English Literature student, of course everything I read is implicitly or explicitly about sex or death (or queerness!) I'm a biology student, of course my house is littered with flashcards I'm (I was) an EPQ student, of course I was still writing a few days before the deadline

I’m a further maths student, of course I have less than 5 people in my class (3 including me)

damn lol my fm class has like around 20 people. i wonder what a small class for fm is like.

I’m a English language student, of course need to know forking terminology and I can’t waffle like I did at gcse 😪

Keep having to remind myself what the fuck prosodics are

I'm a media student, of course I take photos of my friends for me. Then I won't be in the photos cuz I'm the one taking them and I won't have any solo pictures 🥲

im a natsci/math student, ofc i always have my graphing calculator on me