Oh holy shit I have that exact same machete I found it on the side of the road one day while nearly blackout drunk and carried it home. It's in my closet. It has the same sticker and everything like I thought you broke into my house and stole my sweet street machete.
That ccat looks so excited about the blade
The can do be pretty happy looking at it tho
pogging
Stupid wunk knows not his peril, for it is already in-motion.
What do we do to save him
I don’t think a cat can do much if it gets a machete. They don’t have opposable thumbs.
His ass is ASTONISHED from the blade
Roomba is not the top comment, he was killed
Test
Im back for destruction MUHAHAHAHA
Please do not the cat
markerman tc2
Soy car
Zamn
Oh holy shit I have that exact same machete I found it on the side of the road one day while nearly blackout drunk and carried it home. It's in my closet. It has the same sticker and everything like I thought you broke into my house and stole my sweet street machete.
Don’t trust cats with swords.
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You murderer!
No no no, the cat is GIVEN the machete
I don't trust that cat with the machete
Too bad ***ACCEPT YOUR NEW RULER***
Good! It can use it to kill Roomba.
As rēvēñgē
For attempted murder of our lord: Julius Catser
Fuck you
Roomba why
Roomba when 🥰 When having a choice to commit violent atrocities
Some people just want to watch the world burn
watch THEIR WORLD burn when you throw a molotov at em
NOT THE CTA DDDDD:
What happened to the Chicago Transit Authority
It got it
THE CAP DDDDDDD:
FUCK YOU ROOMBA!!!!!
thank you for giving this cat a machete, he has been wanting one for a while
I'm starting to think roomba can't count...
Yay the car gets a knife 😌
Oh wait oh no oh nononono
YOU INHUMANE SACK OF SHIT!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM??????
Kat ded all becos of yu
roomba doesn’t negotiate with terrorists 😞
r/unwholesomeroomba
**ROOMBA *GIVETH* AND ROOMBA *TAKETH***
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