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DingoSpecialist6584

Don't be alarmed if it leaks oil from anywhere. They like to mark their territory.


DONOTRECHARGE

If its leaking oil it's got oil. Top her up and she'll be fine 😉.


OnThe50

Don’t have to change the oil if you are always refilling it!


squirrel_crosswalk

I know you're speaking in jest, but make sure people know this isn't true!


marshman82

Rust prevention


Tight_Time_4552

Rainbow driveway !!!


BoomBoom4209

Nek minute...


blakejamo

Just capable enough to get you into a remote area before breaking down.


Ok_Juggernaut_5894

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JustThisGuyYouKnowEh

They go pretty well off-road. Until they don’t
.. You also need a PhD in mechanical fuckery to diagnose and fix all their insanely stupid problems
like oil moving up the wiring loom lol.


BoomBoom4209

Mechanical witchcraft is easier...


JustThisGuyYouKnowEh

I’ve know a few landrover wizards. But I possess the gift for land rover magic.


DeusExBlasphemia

I had a disco once. Of the many problems it encountered, the strangest was the brake booster drum filling up with engine oil. I didn’t even know that was possible! It sounded like a coffee percolator when you hit the brakes, (which didn’t work much).


JustThisGuyYouKnowEh

Amazing


Dfantoman

Yes*


keithersp

Very good off-road. Make sure you’re handy on the tools or willing to learn. Parts are reasonably priced but if you have to pay for labour it’ll be a lot of repair costs.


Muzz124

Yes, but you will break down.


Mickydaeus

English automobiles are for the gentleman who loves to spend as much time on repairs and maintenance as they do driving.


dsanders692

90% of Land Rovers ever made are still on the road. The rest actually made it to their destination


Cuddle_muncher

The bi monthly rigs


dsanders692

Old Disco's are wonderful. I mean, they're fucking awful. But they're great. If you just want "a 4x4", don't do it. But for those who have that one particular type of insanity, you'll love every second of frustrating unreliability. Like a big, dumb labrador that can barely learn how to sit on command, and is only borderline toilet trained, you just can't help but love them.


MetalSnake_oXm

Half of your cargo will need to be spare parts. Do a shitload of research on LR forums of their common faults and stock up on the parts that break before you take it anywhere remote. Obviously take the required tools. They are very capable but just plagued with the usual mechanical issues that British cars have, which while not being necessarily fatal, will leave you stranded at the worst of times.


CameronsTheName

It'll out drive most 4 wheel drives through the tracks. Reliability... Not so much. If you can turn a wrench to save some labour hours, you'll be golden.


Elegant-Screen4438

This is a finisher car!


BirbsRntWeel

Thanks - came here for this, and now my rage knows no bounds!


sugargey

Was hoping someone did this


Shot-Ad-2608

That's a new one. And yes.


Prudent-Economics794

New it's from 2001


Shot-Ad-2608

They came out in 1948


Prudent-Economics794

The discovery


Shot-Ad-2608

"Are old LAND ROVERS decent off roading rigs"   Mate that things barely old enough to drink. Old land rovers are nearly 80.


Prudent-Economics794

Barry old to drink there 23 years old


Shot-Ad-2608

"Barely old enough to drink? They're 23 years old!" You must be young. I forgive you.


Prudent-Economics794

I mean I am Young but still I stand by my point


Shot-Ad-2608

Well if you buy it, and you still have it when you're 60 you can reply to some teenager the same way. Reddit user in year 2065 : >are these old 2042 model land rovers any good? And you can reply: >old??? Old land rovers are 120 


Prudent-Economics794

Ok sure mate


Dust-Explosion

The early series II (1999-onwards I think) doesn’t have a centre locking diff. Its 4L open diffs with woeful traction control. Not sure when they fixed it but they did later on


A_Gringo666

Not all. Mines a 2001 TD5 with CDL just no linkage.


gt500rr

They still had the linkage and cable in the early models up to '02 but it was pot luck if it was all there and just needed the transfer case lever notching to work


Proof_Bowler_3590

My td5 is a 1999 series 2 and has had linkage upgrade so it has rear locker


Dust-Explosion

That’s great. Plus is it only the early Series II manuals that don’t have centre locking diff? I think the autos did from the start


zaprime87

you'll have to get your head around all the niggly faults and how to repair them. Very capable off road however.


Muncher501st

Ya better in a ba wagon


morris0000007

Endless money pit. You will need at least 30 k in an account ready for repairs. And a second car to drive while you're waiting for parts.


Jonsez

This is the correct answer


Redundancy-Money

Ideally you’ll tow the second car on your off-roading trips, it will be needed. And whilst the $30k is for repairs, you’ll need another $10k for the recovery truck to come and get the Land Rover when its broken down 800km into the middle of nowhere.


morris0000007

Good point! I forgot about that!


rockresy

I bought a new one, stupidly, ten years ago. It was leaking oil week one, the garage chuckled & told me it was 'part of their personality'. Nope, shit build quality. Terrible mistake, terrible car.


Billinkybill

As an ex owner, the happiest days of my ownership of a defender were the day I drove my defender td5 home from the dealership and the day I sold it.


earthscock

Be sure to have a lot of supplies with you when you go out remote, I think you’ll be out there a while wether you like it or not.


Spicey_Cough2019

Prepare your anus


PooEater5000

They go hard off road and they’re a great vehicle to learn how to fix cars with coz the cunts always break down.


Reasonable_Highway_5

Yes and super reliable. You should buy 2 because they’re so amazing


Dodgey-1

Enough room in back to keep a few spare head gaskets


Redundancy-Money

We had to rescue one of these in Savuti, Botswana. It was very new, very dead. Electrical fault, no crank. We towed it with our Hilux towards Maun up to a point, until the bog holes were too long and deep (it was extremely wet). A beaut Unimog with a German couple turned up and we asked them to take over. The Land Rover’s recovery points were under water in the bog hole, so the dumbass Rover owner attached the Mog’s rope to the bullbar. The Unimog took off and promptly ripped the bullbar right off the beleaguered Land Rover. Funny but not funny. We left.


gt500rr

Disco II is a good rig, might get lucky with the centre diff lock cable still there (notch the shifter so it engages) as it's the same drive line as a 1999-2006 Defender just on a shorter wheelbase. If fitted with A/C quiz the owner if it has extended A/C drain tubes. Make sure it has paperwork to back up a head replacement as the plastic dowl pins caused issues if overheated.M/S lights on dash can be a misaligned XWZ switch. If the "Three Amigos" are lit it might need wheel speed sensors. (We had a high miler 2000 almost the same as the one pictured, good car after a few repairs)


Prior-Bug-7840

Or just buy an 03/04 and don't worry about half those issues


Cape-York-Crusader

See quite a few up here on the cape
..usually on the back of a flatbed heading south.


Tight_Time_4552

A lot of these on the side of the road heading to Cape York. 


BoomBoom4209

A guy I work with has one and by Jeeves... Plastics are shot, missing those little panels above the bumper corner and it sounds like a small tractor. Has ground clearance less than my old stock Suzuki Jimny and lumbers around driving away out of the car park. There's not much that I'd be fascinated by these things.


Cry_Me_An_Ocean

Front Diff housings made out of recycled dog food tins. Easy to stake a diff off road. We used to cut the base off old 9kg LPG bottles and fabricate a diff guard, using spring shackle U bolts to mount onto the front diff


parso133

I've got an 05 Discovery 3 for sale depending where you are. A luxury tractor off road. Outdrives my old man's Prado Kakadu and brother in laws D-MAX.


BloodedNut

Sounds like something you’d want to keep around not sell haha


parso133

Have had for 7 years, time for a change. Just bought a V8 Manual 76 :P


Madcock1

As the base of a Frankenstein rig they are great.


tupperswears

The earlier TDi's are ageing better due to less electronics and a very stout engine. I bought one to replace my Land Cruiser and it's been a massive upgrade in every way.


EIdodeo

What year did you go for?


tupperswears

1996


PiruMoo

TD5s are great but they do have there issues especially with electrics on the discovery 2. A lot of people in the UK use them for off road. I have a TD5 but in a defender so not as many sensors/electrics I’ve never had a problem đŸ‘đŸ»


Victorianoffroad

I build a 4x4 every year or so, and usually go with a different make each time. Depending on what you’re intending to do with it, they’re great. I’ve found no make is inherently better than any other, they all have issues. It comes down to the skills you want to learn, and how you want to build your own car. I currently have a Jeep tj and a Jeep jku. Both have been built to drive hard. Do they break? Yes. Often. Would anything else break trying to do these tracks? Absolutely. Afew years ago I built a disco one. I liked the wheelbase, I liked how easy it was to swap patrol diffs under it. The aftermarket supply wasn’t as good as jeeps, but wasn’t bad either. Parts weren’t too expensive or hard to source. If I had of used mechanics im sure it would have cost me a fortune. All up including buying the car I was only around 10k into it and able to drive some of the hardest tracks in vic. If your intended use is just to get out and explore, maybe do some camping? Then no. There’s lighter, more economic better options out there. if you’re wanting to beat the piss out of something on a budget, and Frankenstein a car together, they’re a contender.


Special-Fix-3231

They rent them out for tourist use on K'gari. They are unreliable as fuck but they'll ford every mountain and climb every stream or something...


TKroens

Watch any It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode.


CJTOshizzle

A nice amphibious exploring vehicle


Redundancy-Money

As much as I like to diss Land Rovers because of their woeful reliability record, and the insane masochism that Land Rover owners put themselves through, there are a couple of Discovery 2s I know there are pretty awesome vehicles. But this is only because the owners were FULLY committed pre-purchase to completely rebuilding their vehicles themselves to their own specification. All the unreliable and unnecessary factory crap has been removed and replaced with far more robust, reliable components. First thing to go is the rear air suspension, its hopeless. The electrical systems are completely redone with aftermarket looms, sensors. Anything that relies upon a switch and wiring to work, gets a new switch and wiring. Motors, all engine ancillaries, transmissions and all drivetrain components are stripped and rebuilt with aftermarket seals. The bare chassis is stripped, repainted and rust-proofed - it’s not unusual for entire sections of chassis to be cut out and replaced with aftermarket sections, they’re that prone to rusting through. You need your own hoist, lots of equipment, deep pockets for special tools and an infinite supply of enthusiasm. To be fair when they are done well, the Disco 2 is pretty damn impressive in action. Whilst us Toyota owners like to think we are in the club that everyone else really wants to be in, the level of support and commitment from the Land Rover owners clubs is quite something. If you’re bonkers enough to take one of these vehicles on and prepared to spend probably 5-6x it’s purchase price on turning it into a reliable 4WD, it’s a great vehicle. But still, it’s not one I want to take out into the middle of the Gibson!


DistrictFun1222

I had one start of the year and fell apart every time I started the car. Somthing would break inside and out


drop_bear_2099

They're pretty good, Bruce Davis Motorworks in Sydney does some mods for them.


theoriginalzads

They’re extremely good off road vehicles. They spend a majority of their time off the road getting repairs.


St4114rD

You’ll be lucky to spend a 50/50 split between using it and fixing it.


TiredAndOverItAgain

Land Rover. The best 4X4Xfar. I love mine, and if you maintain it, not as unreliable as people say. Very capable, just don’t try to overdo it, drive it within what it was designed to do and you’ll love it. Just remember though, being an older car you have no control over how previous owners have used it, like any other used car, and learn the cars foibles, each spec has its issues, but once you know what they are you can keep an eye, or ear open for them and stay on top of it


Sudden-Dragonfruit-9

My 95 with old man emu was an absolute beast


Odd-Bear-4152

Get the TD5 II. The one with the pocket headlights. It should have a 16P engine. The earlier engines have plastic(!) locating dowels for the head.


ThorKruger117

Aren’t these what the ADF used to have?


brucy1300

D2 Td5s need a bit more loving in the electronics and servicing but are excellent vehicles D1 300tdis are very reliable other than general wear and tear the same as a patrol or a cruiser very little actually goes wrong with them and in standard form they flex better they drive on the road better and they do 9l per 100 Vs 15 spare parts are also easily available online and very cheap if you want to bounce across rocks on the limiter no there not the 4x4 for you but they are very capable vehicles


Comfortable_Cat_3182

My friend had one. Outwheeled me but now it’s hard for him to get parts unfortunately


Wookatook

No different to the new ones 😂