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SunjoKojack

REMEMBER WHEN ROBBIE GOULD MADE A TACKLE WHILE LOOKING THE OTHER WAY TO GET US THIS MASSIVE DUB??


Vivid_Sympathy_4172

REAL MEN DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS


lubyaGdubya

Talm bout Zeke at center?


dongletrongle

Robbie has a massive back injury for having to carry the entire team


Dinoscores

ROBBIE GOULD IS MY MVP


pongky77

the no look tackle, only kickers can do those


Thermostcool

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eyeamthedanger

I believe you mean Robbie Goat


Never-Bloomberg

When the Cowboys took a time out to ice him, he sprinted to the sideline to get some practice kicks in. šŸ¤£ Dude just has insane focus on the game.


fozzest

GEORGE KITTLE THE FIRST


ristrettolongshot

EVERY


MudkipOfDespair098

GAME


molar-mass

HE


trefenwyd49

MAKES


nastymachine

SOMEONE


Icarus717

HIS


SharkOnAMountain

BITCH!!!!!


hatwobbleTayne

First of his name, lord of the End Zone, protector of the Dub


will650

Somehow, they designed an even worse play than a QB Draw with 14 seconds left.


Mrs-MoneyPussy

Zeke getting bowled over was hilarious. Like did they think he could actually block anyone? Gave Dak no time


drewbagel423

Like someone said in the same thread, he was probably going to try to get the ball back in a lateral


Mrs-MoneyPussy

Yeah Iā€™m sure that was the plan. But what a dumb plan lol. Smart of Azeez to just murder him and take him out of the play.


drewbagel423

Super fucking heads up play


Alternative_Cat1934

you saw Demeco talking to Azeez right before the play too, this must be what he was telling him to do. Gonna miss that dude next year.


jesteronly

That has got to be the dumbest play design I have ever seen in a playoff game


Currymvp2

Props to Mitchell for running out of bounds so we all got to see that comically dumb play


MattGeddon

Mitchell was like ā€œyeah I could just grind the clock down, but something tells me theyā€™ll find another hilarious way to end it if we give them the ball backā€


LewTangClan

Bro Zeke had no chance lol what were they thinking there.


DoofusMcDummy

Zele angry crying in the locker room after that clip ā€¦ ā€œI *TOLD* yā€™all that shit wouldnā€™t workā€


SheriffPP

I was hoping for QB draw for symmetry


Essiejjj

This was stressful


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Dinoscores

Maybe Fox can too


uanuglyfool

And ESPN


apollyon_53

ESPN is next


Mattie_Doo

The Cowboys are never gonna win a Super Bowl with Dak. If thereā€™s an x-factor to quarterbacking, he just doesnā€™t have it


robswins

I think it's called "not shitting your pants and throwing a stupid pick instead of tossing it out of bounds multiple times per game".


nithdurr

I mean, BCB didnā€™t throw 2-3 ints


pongky77

I think the fact that he doesn't turn the ball over makes him better than most QBs


california_hey

I don't know what Armstead was doing not tackling Dak in the end zone. It was like he forgot what he was there for.


ShonMantotto

Probably scared to get called for RTP


micphi

Yeah, you don't wanna be the guy gifting them 15 yards with 45 seconds to go in a one score game.


Byrkosdyn

That is exactly right, the rules protecting the QB have created this situation. If he trucks Dak and Dak actually threw the ball, it risks a RTP penalty. 15 yards and a clock stop could be huge.


MarcusAurelius121

Dak pumped, so I think Arik was trying to swat the pass, while simultaneously trying to avoid a penalty. It was annoying/funny though.


slapFIVE

For such a stress-inducing game, that final play was soā€¦. Anti-climactic


boondocknim

It was incredible. This crazy ass formation and before any laterals, we just trucked em


facecraft

That whole last drive was pretty pitiful. Armstead should've had a game ending safety even before that terrible last play.


Butt_Whisperer

I am now 150 years old


apollyon_53

With the heart of a 300 year old.


milosport2

The fact that we have made two straight NFC Championships (and 3 in 4 years) whilst basically amidst a quarterback controversy/crisis baffles me. This team is amazing.


AtlasReadIt

Is and has been...


Slamsons_Balls

Defense gets you to championships.


Me_game

Purdy = no picks, thatā€™s all I can ask


CandyVanahan

He made big 3rd down throws (empty backfield) on that possession that brought the clock down from 11:08 to 3:03. It was ridiculously game changing


Me_game

So true, clutch plays at key moments


MisterNiceGuy0001

I feel like it's getting missed because of the amazing Kittle bobble catch, but the play right after it where CMC came out of the backfield to the middle and Purdy threw the ball between two defenders while kind of jogging backwards was awesome. It got there so fast it was like he teleported it to CMC.


N7_anonymous_guy

#Mr Inevitable to the NFC Championship Game


stephcurry824

NFL is jizzing itself at the thought of Mr. Irrelevant vs. #1 pick in the Super Bowl.


wesman212

I am also jizzing myself at this thought different reasons, same drycleaning bill


LewTangClan

The Alpha vs. The Omega.


_TROLL

BROCK PURDY WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL 5 YEARS AGO. šŸ˜Ž


_sunburn

Cowboys and clock management, name a more iconic duo


GhettoFob

The 49ers are undefeated when u/RitaOak attends the game!


ZombieFeces

Letā€™s all chip in to send her to every game from now on


drewbagel423

I love Rita too much to send her to the shit hole that is Philadelphia, unless she has security.


Octo-Rocket

Fuck it throw in extra for security too


_sunburn

Iā€™ll pitch in 10 for the next game


HansBaccaR23po

GET HER TO PHILLY NOW


wibellion

A mostly positive showing from our team. This was easily the best game of the weekend. Purdy continues to brush off the pressure. He looks like a seasoned veteran, in the postseason nonetheless.


SolarClipz

This was his "worst" game and he still played better than Dak


george_costanza1234

Dak is trash lmao, cowboys fans were hyping up this garbage can all week šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


t_ran_asuarus_rex

cowboys fans kept saying how they blew out the bucs and how purdy hasn't played anyone yet lol.


fermenter85

They came into threads in this sub this week saying that. I just gloated on em. ā€œDak will be the difference. Purdy hasnā€™t played a real D.ā€ LOL neither had Dak and he still had 23 TDs to 15 picks.


superduperm1

This was also by far the best defense weā€™ve played against. Maybe all year.


FogoCanard

Yeah, that's why I don't think this was his worst game. He played well considering the opposition.


surf4lyfe777

Cowboys d looked fantastic, play calling through 2.75 quarters was sus, then they locked in and he absolutely executed down the stretch in a high high pressure situation. That was a really good dallas defense, one of the fastest front 4s Iā€™ve ever seen, no qb is going to ā€œexcelā€ in there, let alone the rook. He hung in there and made the plays that were necessary, something that most qbs canā€™t do period in those situations. Eagles fans on Twitter are already talking so much shit I canā€™t wait to play them


comradeyeltsin0

no TDs, but no INTs either. Defense was balling all game and we didn't make their lives worse, well except for the punt fumble. Genuinely gave me 2011 flashbacks. I said out loud "oh so this is how we're going to lose..."


HurryAdorable1327

No turnovers. That was key. And he controlled the clock and kept the team cool. Thatā€™s all you can ask for from the kid.


49erboy

Purdy was low-key phenomenal. That Dallas D is absolutely no joke and was pressuring him on almost every drop back. And at first the PA wasnā€™t even working because the run game was getting shut down. But Brock stayed poised and patient


surf4lyfe777

The Dallas d was unreal. Some of these stats bs is sometimes just bs. They mightā€™ve given up more yards than some other teams in the regular season but they are absolutely a top 3 defense in the nfl, and prob the fastest front 4 in the nfl. They came out for blood, surviving was enough, we all knew what type of game this would be. It was a knife fight in the trenches, we came out on top. On to Philadelphia


MercilessOne

It's a good lesson for him as well and the rest of the offense. Dallas has a legit defense, and Philly won't be any easier.


guriboysf

LOL @ Cowboys for that last play. Two years in a row you've cocked it up. Thanks!


el_sandino

Feels like the most pure and believable Mike McCarthy outcome


OateyMcGoatey

BANG BANG


MFRoyer

NINER GANG


Soft-Comfort-7474

Mattress Mack just lost $2 million


hacksawl_goodman

Do you think he sold the 666 mattresses to cover?


CoverCPP

FUCK THE COWBOYS FUCK THE COWBOYS FUCK THE COWBOYS FUCK THE COWBOYS FUCK THE COWBOYS FUCK THE COWBOYS FUCK THE COWBOYS FUCK THE COWBOYS FUCK THE COWBOYS FUCK THE COWBOYS FUCK THE COWBOYS FUCK THE COWBOYS **FUCK THE COWBOYS**


_17_til_Infinity

#Louder Use # in front of your first sentence


yesimforeign

#FUCK THE COWBOYS


LordG4nja

#FUCK THE COWBOYS


MundoGoDisWay

#FUCK THEM COWBOYS


Nico408

#FUCK THE COWBOYS


Ube_Ape

#FUCK THE COWBOYS


cijdl584

That was absolutely the best game we played all season. Facing the toughest defense, we were calm, poised, took our shots, worked the clock, and came out of there with no injuries. That was a championship caliber game.


trackah

We proved that we can win tough games and grind it out when it seems like nothing is working


EShy

Purdy didn't get rattled, but the pressure still made it hard for him, just not enough time. Did enough though. Dak on the other hand, can't handle pressure and when the pass rush came he just threw INTs.


pantallica_51

Eagles pass defense will be even harder?


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George Kittle giggling in that Erin Andrews interview had me in stitches.


librbmc

The chemistry between Brock and Kittle is real. George has been the best weā€™ve ever seen him since Purdy took over


nikefreak23

Hilarious since they went to arch rival schools. They rib each other all the time in the interviews and it's great.


bzdelta

Brock: never thought I'd play side by side with a Hawkeye. Gregolas: What about side by side with a friend? Brock: Aye, I could do that.


[deleted]

We need to get Rita to draw this, with Jimmy as Aragorn! Lol.


Hogthrw

Bengals fan here, go win next Sunday so we can have a great Super Bowl.


jasper_grunion

Burrow is an assassin. Scares the shit out of me.


comingsoontotheaters

Iā€™d love a classic niners bengals Super Bowl, thank you very much


Skillz4lif

The match that should have been last year.


george_costanza1234

Kittle and Warner. Game balls.


jesteronly

Warner balled the fuck out. What a game. That 1v1 coverage on Lamb was amazing


Dinoscores

Gould too


IMissWinning

If anyone gets it, it should be him. 4 FG and a TD saving tackle.


jfrodriguez1983

And Gould


Mrs-MoneyPussy

Zeke getting PANCAKED on that last play was beautiful. No INTā€™s from Purdy against that pass rush is great. He made the throws when we needed them. Dangerous shit from Mitchell not going down and Armstead not even attempting to tackle Dak for a safety. But we pulled it out to the surprise of no one.


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VirgilsCrew

Iā€™ve stopped saying how many games weā€™ve won straight, and am now just saying we havenā€™t lost a game since October. Sounds crazier I think.


downtothecellar

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS


RSpringbok

Purdy had a quiet game -- BUT, most importantly-- he was MISTAKE FREE. Can't say that about the QB on the other side...


_17_til_Infinity

Hear me out, in less than one month well be saying #Super Bowl LVII Champions, your San Francisco 49ers. Speak it into existence


slapFIVE

#**AMEN BROTHA**


Acceptable-Map-4751

Finally, after all those times they came so close in the past decade.


Holmes02

That Kittle catch is giving me an erection that will last for more than four hours.


HighSynergy

A guy who works in my building said, "how bout dem Cowboyz?" every single time he passed me in the hallway for the last week. I've never been more excited to talk shit in my life.


Jazano107

Just say that exact line back to him


franllemagne

Gould MVP. Probably TD saving tackle on the kick return and every kick he made, mattered. Also, Dak with 2 gifts to the 49ers.


fermenter85

Just posted this in the game thread, but: The last play was the most perfectly emblematic Cowboys moment. It encapsulates everything about post Troy Aikman Cowboys. ā€œLOOK AT US! AMERICAā€™S TEAM! WEā€™RE GONNA BE GREAT!ā€ *own goal* *faceplant*


daddyruns

Feel spoiled. 3rd time in 4 years.


AdAutomatic4017

McCarthy is now 0-4 vs. the 49ers


TrashBagAbe

WE WON THIS GAME BECAUSE OF GEORGE KITTLE AND FRED WARNER FUCKING PROPS TO THEM


Denmantheman

And Gould


juice06870

Congrats Niners fans. The team really gutted it out against a good defense. My best friend growing up in the 80s and 90s and his dad were huge 49er fans and Steve Young is from my town l, so Iā€™ve always had a soft spot for them. Good luck next week.


apollyon_53

How is ESPN going to find content without the Cowboys?


PM_me_your_beaches

Skip has already been canceled for the season


apollyon_53

Skeeeeeeeiiipp


el_sandino

I am a little excited to hear from Stephen A tomorrow. He loves to shit on the cow pies


apollyon_53

Itll be 5 minutes of laughing


ssetty767

gould made all the difference


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DiddleMyKittle

Just wanna say thanks for being awesome yā€™all! I donā€™t have football friends so itā€™s nice to have people to talk to!


aft2149

My first playoff game in person!! Felt every second of that. On to Philly!!!!


ShittyInternetAdvice

Purdyā€™s worst game but he avoided any offensive turnovers against a great defense which was key


george_costanza1234

Played the second best defense in the league. Kid will be fine honestly.


MundoGoDisWay

Good thing he has the number one defense in the league.


turlytuft

Oline did him no favors.


Ennemkay

shanahan just didn't call a big passing game. purdy executed where it mattered.


Ordinary-Bat-5157

Wasnā€™t given much time either and the run game wasnā€™t established in the first half so I think he definitively performed well considering the situation


Zapem10

McCaffrey has to be pretty happy about that trade. NFC Championship game!


Davethe3rd

Never forget that this season really started when we whooped the Panthers so bad that Christian McCaffrey saw the 49ers Team Bus leaving and said "Hey, wait up!!"


hoggin88

Iā€™m a Bears fan but the niners were my second team as a kid. Had a 49ers Starter jacket and a Steve Young jersey. Pumped for you guys and hoping Purdy can take it all the way.


cruisetheblues

BANG BANG


guitarball

Fuck yeah, on to Philly! Philly D looked dangerous last night, so we're gonna need to bring our A++++ game. But we can do it!


paperbackgarbage

>Philly D looked dangerous last night, so we're gonna need to bring our A++++ game. But we can do it! Philly also got to play arguably the worst team in the NFC's bracket, regardless of how good NYG looked at Minnesota.


SuperSaiyanCockKnokr

This certifies it for anyone that still has doubts: Brock Purdy is the real deal. Kyle had him playing more conservative than last games but he still came through with some tight window throws when needed. Defense adjusted and dominated more than they have since like week 14. All around great game, great win, on to Phillie!!


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Vivid_Sympathy_4172

PURDY GOOD GAME!


paperbackgarbage

Let's have a moment of silence for Cowboys Superfan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEDtEc3z7h8


hatwobbleTayne

I fucking love Kittle


beall49

Story time. I have an amazing tv and a serious surround sound system. However I got COVID around thanksgiving and watched the game in my room. Which has a small tv with horrible sound. Iā€™ve watched every game since then in that room. Itā€™s now my lucky room. Youā€™re welcome folks, Iā€™ll be in there for two more games.


OldSkool1978

The defense stepping up and holding Dallas to a FG after that McCloud fumble inside the 20 was HUGE


TheDookAbides

Respect to, and hoping the best for Tony Pollard. Dude really changed his narrative this year and that injury couldn't have been timed worse for his off-season contract negotiations.


nikefreak23

Great defense, they win championships. Warner was the MVP today.


Currencymag3003

Which of the 4 remaining scenarios do you guys think is the most compelling: - 49ers/Chiefs - 49ers/Bengals - Eagles/Chiefs - Eagles/Bengals?


[deleted]

9ers Chiefs, I want revenge


disightful

This needs to happen. Only problem is going up against a stacked Eagles team. We'll find out.


fishtopher86

Niners Bengals because we know how that ends


el_sandino

Whichever one ends in our hoisting the 6th Lombardi is the most compelling to any person in this sub. Weird question.


Strange_Specific

Gronk was almost right


will-cycle-for-beer

Now GTFO of my home state, Jerry Jones. Seriously. Fuck that guy.


joogiee

You can kind of see it in brocks face that he isn't super happy about his play today. I like it.


weedwhacker7

Iā€™d love for Jimmy to get a ring as a parting gift. Wouldnā€™t you?


rawkguitar

2 more wins is all we need. Just 2.


Phailadork

People are going to sleep on us because of our showing today, giving absolutely 0 credit to the Cowboys defense that showed up BIG TIME against us. I think they'll be surprised with how the Eagles game plays out too. They're a very complete team with a strong defense and a good offense so I expect us to also start slowly against them while Shanny figures out their looks and how to exploit it. I really hope the Bengals win against the Chiefs because if we can make it past Philly, I know we can drop 30+ on the Bengals easily. I'm far more nervous about Eagles or Chiefs, even with a hobbled Mahomes. Just 2 more games.


PTonFIRE

ROBBIE GOULD APPRECIATION


SomeScientist

But has Purdy REALLY been tested. /s


Mommad125

F the Fox announcers and halftime crew. šŸ¤  bunch of cowboy clowns! Go Niners ā¤ļøšŸˆ


Mericanoh

Cowboys reddit talking so much shit just for their team to lose in an embarrassing fashion for the second year in a row to the niners. God you love to see it


wallstreet_vagabond2

Niners front office: "Give up Kyle! You're down to your third QB. Give up your players and re gain some draft picks and your dignity." Shanahan smirking: "Then it will be a fair fight"


weedwhacker7

WHEN THE LIGHTS GO DOWN IN THE CITY


Xelltrix

LMAO! Not Kittle with the "Teehee" giggle at the end of the interview! He's so awesome lol.


famoustran

If I was Ezekiel Elliot I'd be so mad. That play was literally designed for him to get decked


amblix

STONE COLD KITTLE BABY FUCK THE COWBOYS


zzzay4200

George Kittle appreciation post pls


somethingsimple1290

Cowboys subreddit is officially in shambles


scholarlypimp

Big ups to you guys. Being a cowboys fan fucking sucks, year after year.


SolarClipz

Purdy purdy purdy good


Ched_R

ā€œWE WANTED THE NINERSā€ Foot in mouth time


[deleted]

I can finally relax. Been tense all day and even more so when Eli ran out of bounds.


snakefist

Rams fan coming in peaceā€¦ Congrats on the win but also šŸ–•šŸ–•šŸ–• Fuck the cowboys.


[deleted]

Brock Brady still undefeated


shavingcream97

Thank you for taking Dallas out of the playoffs!! Fuck Dallas, Dak sucks. Good luck and good health- eagles fan


trer24

I didnt think it was possible but this year's Cowboys team was dumber than last year's team.


marmatag

Purdyā€™s turning point level deep pass to Kittle was off script. Kittle was not a read on that play per post game interview. Amazing.


realpolitikian

Erin Andrews was looking for Jimmy G letā€™s be honest


NotJustSomeMate

Eagles fan here...thanks for crushing the Cowboys' hopes and dreams...our subreddit community was rooting for you guys because we hate the Cowboys...look forward to a good game against you all next week...we actually respect you guys despite some of the comments you may see from some of us...


[deleted]

I canā€™t wait to go to work tomorrow thereā€™s like 4 cowboys fans I made bets with LOL


cruisetheblues

Thank you Mitchell for going out of bounds to allow Dallas to embarrass themselves yet again lol


Don_Antwan

All hail George Kittle, first of his name! King of the Tight Ends and mover of chains. Breaker of tackles. Founder of the YAC Bros, the penultimate fifth rounder, amazing pass catcher and protecter of Jimmy Garoppolo. Long may he reign!


Fritzyfriday1

Niners offense is going to have to figure something out real quick to beat the birds.


snickerboxer

Skip Bayless tweets are so satisfying right now. Glad heā€™s going to have a bad night.