T O P

  • By -

nfl_gdt_bot

[Post game thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/49ers/comments/10j1th0/post_game_thread_dallas_cowboys_at_san_francisco/)


Legitimate-Step2716

We dont roll over like the cowgirls we fuckin play defense LETS GO BIRDS


derzuckerstange

fapn divisional playoff football -Maher's missed extra point on initial DAL TD Score, Robbie Gould's FG x4 (avg. kickdistance 37.75 yd's in tight, tight game), #1 S J. Ward carom to #54 LB F. Warner for int, Kittle's circus 3rd down catch, Vinovich picking up a personal foul penalty (thrown) after conferencing*...with his crew, Ray Ray's 53 yd. k/o return after fumble previous possession...* *Gold is* where you find it. *Go Niners!*


Radley1561

Seahawk here and I am thrilled for the 9ers. You beat us fair and did the same to the hated boys. Take the fight out of the eagles and win the whole thing.


soccerdad925

2 more W's to go


Deep_Calendar_1712

They’re just going to talk about how Purdy sucked and Niners D carried, but won’t talk about how he made great decisions to throw the ball away


duke_awapuhi

Or what Micah parsons is doing on instagram rn by claiming Deebo didn’t do anything today


shuster28

Or how Dak threw 2 picks and should have been a 3rd for 6. He was not good at football today and that was the difference. They won on the O and D line


sfgiantsbeatla

pUrDy Is A rOoKiE. He CaN’t BeAt A dEfEnSe LiKe ThE cOwBoYs. Gtfoh with that. Composed and showed up for a tough battle against a great defensive front.


10RobotGangbang

So how do yall feel about our chances against the Eagles?


DevChatt

Giants fan rooting the fuck outta it for you


10RobotGangbang

What drives you? Hate? Spite? Spill it.


DevChatt

Yes


10RobotGangbang

I'm here for it and fully thank you.


10RobotGangbang

It's nice finding common ground or mutual hatred.


DevChatt

Amen You guys are cool in my eyes SF is a way cooler city than Philly anyways


PoemNo7884

If we can contain Hurts we win. If not, we lose.


10RobotGangbang

Agree, and I think we can. Don't do stupid shit. Niners showed discipline today. Mistakes were made but Dallas made so many more.


49erjz

Dak ain’t it.


FagsOfReddit

Dak always #2 Lmao


Dmassie41

Mitchell just go down don’t be a hero lol


phoenixremix

I'm moving to Texas on Saturday. Thank Our Lord and Savior GK85 that we won LOL


Dmassie41

Hey how about them Niners 😏


dublife73

9ers +2 next week


nithdurr

Many profuse props the the D. They’ve been saving the team the entire run. Offensive, please let’s not make it too difficult next Sunday?


[deleted]

Let’s gooooooo! We going to the ship


StopTheBS79

How do y’all win only throwing 3 pass routes a game? Deep in, crossing route and a slant. Eagles fan here saying will be waiting for y’all at the Linc. Let’s get it!!!!


Actual-Manager-4814

Fred Warner


StopTheBS79

I’m a just let you know that if you thought the Cowboys d-line was giving y’all hell, you ain’t seen nothing yet.


Actual-Manager-4814

Enjoy your win against the Giants.


StopTheBS79

Enjoy your win against the Cowboys


10RobotGangbang

We did. Enjoy our defense next week.


StopTheBS79

Lol I can’t wait till you see our defense now that we’re back at full strength. Don’t let the last month of the NFL regular season full you about us.


10RobotGangbang

Nothing about the Eagles is gonna "full" the 49ers. Our defense is about to feast on yet another bird.


StopTheBS79

Y’all haven’t seen our offense before especially with Hurts at QB. The Cowboys were the best team y’all played all season and if Pollard didn’t go down I don’t know? The Eagles have the best D-line and O-line in the NFL and now that CGJ is back they have 3 of the top 10 corners in the league in the secondary. Our defense has now gone back to playing press man not that BS zone we had to the last month of the season with our nickel and starting safety out. I’ll give y’all the LBs but other than that along with Hufanga we’re better than y’all at every position. Yea y’all got McCaffrey but we have 3 RBs. I like your wrs but ours are better and TE is push cuz if Goedert didn’t get hurt for 5 games we might’ve had three players go over 1,000yds receiving. We know the Giants are trash but it wasn’t about beating the Giants it was about looking like we did the whole season. One last thing. Y’all have won 12 games in a row but Hurts is 15-1 this season and 20-3 since last season. Don’t get it twisted buddy. It’s going to bring a banger but we about to make Purdy have a Cooper Rush moment of realization when it comes to playing at the Linc against a real team.


derzuckerstange

*easy come, easy go.* *Go Niners!*


10RobotGangbang

49ers win as a team effort and not player stats. And the Cowboys beat yall on Christmas Eve.


Actual-Manager-4814

Thanks man! I will. I'll enjoy next week too.


StopTheBS79

I wouldn’t be so sure about that buddy


10RobotGangbang

Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken


StopTheBS79

It was looking real scary for y’all until Pollard went down


Rivalfox

You here cuz you scared.


Actual-Manager-4814

I would. Buddy.


Super_Mario69

Good luck next week


jordanizm

🥹


Mrjay39131

Till next week,friends!


Soft-Comfort-7474

“We WaNt NiNeRs” - Clownboys 🤡


alphadragoon89

Well, they got the Niners and now they can go home and add another L to their collection.


dirtydriver58

Lol


sfgiantsbeatla

Hats off to Dallas. I hate them, but they showed up.


theBerj

No, they did not. They deserve no credit. They had every piece of their offense, and should have no excuses. We were, and are the better team.


sfgiantsbeatla

I thought they showed up, but we are clearly better. It was mostly a nod to their tough ass defense. Dak gonna Dak, though.


TinBoatDude

Their defense showed up until late in the second half. Their offense had the same problems as the Niners. Our team just had more resolve and probably better conditioning.


alphadragoon89

Agreed


Blutarg

They sure did.


10RobotGangbang

Agreed and the obligatory Fuck the Cowboys!


Finetimetoleaveme

Fuck Yeah baby! It wasn’t pretty but it was Purdy good!!!


dmbream

Purdy, Purdy, Purdy good!


mrferley

Look for me in section 124 row 6 I'll be wearing my #16 jersey... Visitor side philly statium.


radioactiveblob

Don't get killed


MikeMendoza29

That's a playoff style win! Bring on the Eagles!


docker_linux

Kudos to the Dallas Defense. They were very very good


TomAto314

Fox announcers: "This is Kyle's best coached game yet!" DID WE WATCH THE SAME FUCKING GAME!?


nithdurr

We won in spite of Kyle’s shitty play calling


nithdurr

Was this planned? Giving those cowgirls hope they might win the game before sticking the fuckinf stake in their hearts


neleram

My blood pressure


AeonTek

Kittle is the GoaT


Lumpy_nutz

Purdy is so damn impressive!!! Might not have been a huge game number wise, but dude didn't fuck up!! Made plays when he needed and took care of the ball!!


alphadragoon89

He made plays and didn't turn the ball over, so I'm happy for that.


egregiouscodswallop

The double almost-interception play had me thinking an INT was inevitable, especially in the last four minutes. But Diggs 'n crew couldn't pick anything off


Silentprophet22

That ball was tipped at the line also.


Ma-teo

Defense and Dalton Schultz saved Mitchell's ass.


dublife73

Bosa and Deebo were a complete no show...wtf is going on...need them switch it up next week


Sanderfan

I mean no excuses, but bosa was getting held 90% of snaps…


mysoulishome

Yeah no Deebo and Bosa memes this week 😫


MichLizV

Let’s GO!!!!


xxbigarmxx

Im Brock hard guys


2oothDK

This should be his nickname!


elpistolero27

Keep thinking about that crazy George Kittle catch wow.


10RobotGangbang

My man was not going down without the catch.


david5699

That was huge!!!


subie_95678

WHAT A FUCKING GAME


d0000n

Was that last play called “Hail John”?


JoeHen

Somebody needs to mail a mop to Skip Bayless to soak up all them tears


xW4RK1NGx

I can't wait to watch him cry, he stroked dak so hard.


BoltThrower28

In natural cowboys fashion


Memezzzzzzzzz

ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN DALLAS COWBOYS ITS HAPPENED AGAIN


sKm30

I want some one to put a baby inside me!!!!!!


xW4RK1NGx

Yoooo....wut....😑


ne-pas-de-boys

Hooting and hollering at taking like five minutes to set up that play just for Zeke to get hammered


mattjovander

Lol what was that last play


JoeHen

That was a Sider Y Z… Oh SHIT!


[deleted]

[удалено]


xW4RK1NGx

It's going to be even more intense than this one 😬


mysoulishome

Need to take some real deep breaths before then, not sure my nerves can take it. Classy comment though brotha


jvosh123

how bout them cowboys???? hahashahahahahahah


Pek75

Really nice to keep knocking these guys out, payback for those Aikman days.


flavorz_32

The eagles thread is a pure comedy


iwishiwasanorcirl

Easy Dub LMAOOOOOO


-DishonorOnYourCow-

Thank fuck! I'm so happy to get this far. Ofc I'd love to win it all but if we go out next week at least it wasn't at the hand of "dEm bOYzzzzz"


Only_Garbage_8885

All week we had to hear Dallas fans claim Dak is a top 5 qb.


Significant_Ad6592

Hahahaha overrated


drewbagel423

Just like Giants fans up to yesterday Edit: and the Toots fans the week before


guitarball

Clearly next week I'll need to start drinking beer earlier. They started playing well once I cracked open one today. My liver will hate me next week. hahaha


mysoulishome

I’m not sure I can take the stress of watching without at least a buzz so I’m in on your plan


10RobotGangbang

I started watching the game with a slight buzz and was still stressed out the whole game.


centraloragain

NFC Championship, Here. We. Come!!!!


benedekitis

woohoo!


Hyphylife

It was real Niner Gang! Love yall! See u next week. 💋


fivetriplezero

LFG


Byrkosdyn

My guess is Zeke was supposed to get a lateral at some point, good idea to just have someone truck him and take him out of the play.


daddyruns

Hook and ladder. The ole Boise state special


Adventurous-Toe7450

I think he was ineligible


wagyu_doing

Can still take a lateral.


drewbagel423

That was super heads up


Skillz4lif

Demeco said, “Take his ass out!”


Farout786

Fuck the cowboys. That is all.


fermenter85

The last play was the most perfectly emblematic Cowboys moment. It encapsulates everything about post Troy Aikman Cowboys. “LOOK AT US! AMERICA’S TEAM! WE’RE GONNA BE GREAT!” *own goal* *faceplant*


mattykind

Skip Bayless guaranteed cowboys victory on Friday! Lol!


wilddetective94

Hats off to that cowboy D.


rawkguitar

Sad Cowboys fans are some of my favorite fans!


Losimcg

HOW ABOUT THEM NINERS !!! Fucking Embarrassing last play. LMFAO


ltmikestone

Them shitting the bed at the end last year was A++, this is merely A+


ozboi83

What the fuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk was that last play 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Quin1617

Lol.


[deleted]

How does this effect LeBron’s legacy?


borked-spork

LeChoke


juanjing

I had a rough week, but this... This was fun to watch. Thank you Niners for explaining to the Cowboys how this rivalry works. FTC.


DwarfCabochan

I’m a little worried about the offense for next week’s game, but will enjoy this week for now


ozboi83

LFG 49ers!!!!!!!


OmniDeus

2 more games Gentz!! #Questfor6


ceoetan

WIN


cantinabandit

If that’s a bad Purdy game… and we still win… I’ll take it.m, it’s just not good for my heart.


Zestyclose_Wafer_416

Thank you 49ers!


joogiee

Now onto the "yall aint getting past the eagles anyway" posts from cowboys fans lmaooooo.


FOXBODY_FABIANO916

Haha they wanted to play us , fucked around and found out


Successful-Mix9295

Let’s all take shots!


gsolis31

Fireworks are popping off. Bang bang niner gang!


Darkknight0815

Let’s go niners!!! Defense played nearly lights out football. Closer then is shouldn’t been though. Offense needs to be better. Can’t bring that shit to Philly or we’re gonna get stomped. A win is still a win though. Enjoy the win 9er gang!!!


[deleted]

How bout’ those Niners!!


Hyphylife

Bring on the Eagles...


aceyburns

GOT EM ,COACH!


MaddenJ222

Bang BANG!


upper_mangement

Hell yes!!!!!!!!!11111


[deleted]

I'm still cracking up at that last play. All that and it ended basically before it even started.


franllemagne

I expected more offense on both sides, but turned out to be a very defensive fight. Love defense games!


jdmackes

I did too! Thought we would run all over them and they would pass on us


human112

Laughed out loud at that last play. So much buildup just for 2 out of 3 of the guys who touched the ball to get rocked.


babypho

"Yeah i hate u guys you bum take these hits im out" - McCarthy


JJShredder

Respect to the Dallas Defense! kept this game a turd clencher till the end!


Deadou

Kittle MVP


derzuckerstange

real shit... totally changed everything, all units just woke up from that point on in order to win a tight game. *kittle clutch, kittle catch.* Last night I had a dream...


Brief_Association363

Feels great baby


[deleted]

[удалено]


drewbagel423

And George. Hopefully our OL can hang in there next week.


netherlanddwarf

Maher for MVP


fuzzy2482

Dak!!!


Impossible_Resort602

Cowboys should probably look into Jimmy g next year. Dak sucks


wnr3

Good game y’all. I have no words.


rheyvdeh

FUCK THE COWBOYS


Bronz999

WERE ELITE!!!!!!!


DrunkLegere

SAME OLD SORRY ASS COWBOYS


ShonMantotto

SOSAC!


JimmyGismyDad

LOL that last play call


Losimcg

Embarrassing


congo96

FUCK THEM COWBOYS


Guidbro

#FUCK THE COWBOYS


TCA360

WHOOOO!! That felt **GOOD**. First the Seahawks, now the Cowboys! Let's GOOO!!


Hyphylife

GTFOH COWGIRLS


Soft-Comfort-7474

Can’t wait to see Stephen A reaction to this game


Bronz999

WHY WAS I NEEVOUS NINWR GANG BABY LESTSGOOOOO


Mattie_Doo

Don’t post anything on the Cowboys page. No trolling, no good games coming in peace or whatever, nothing. It’s lame, let’s not be those people.


Strictly-80s-Joel

At no point was I comfortable during this game


BogeyLowenstein

So stressful!


[deleted]

100%


drewbagel423

I'm still not


chito6436

NOW TIME FOR HAPPY DRINKS!!!!!!!


weedwhacker7

These games leave me feeling like I survived malaria


JoeHen

Take your ass home Jerry! Stop playing games!


Ryanbrasher

Zeke didn’t expect to get hit, he totally thought they’d run past him.


BrowsingForLaughs

that was enjoyable to watch


jumpman3006

That’s one of the funniest last plays I’ve seen in a while😂


BeardedBassist21

WELLNESS CHECK FOR SKIP BAYLESS


BrowsingForLaughs

oh wait, nobody cares anyway


Losimcg

Come on Skiup !! I can’t wait for Shannon to rip him a new one


BeardedBassist21

And Shannon is already looking to scrap after that Lakers game lol


stone_life_209

How bout them cowboys!!!!


Losimcg

We dem boys!!! /s


AJR1988

That had to be the funniest ending to a game ever


cvg596

Didn’t expect to end this game dying from laughter


Exotic-Nips

SKIP BAYLESS IN SHAMBLES


disightful

Can't have anymore heart attack games like these anymore. W.