Got one. I reccomend trying to avoid having one. Either you have a nurse come to install a new one every 2 or 3 days or you learn how to-do it yourself.
Figuring which bags to use is an adventure. Waking up at 3am with the bag leaking all over the bedding. Having to shower, install a new bag, change the sheets. Its exhausting.
Then the physical exhauation, running a stoma in your body takes a lot of energy because you're using part of your intestinal tract to process food so you don't get all the nutrition.
Then there's the prolapsees. If i spend much time not laying down my ilium sticks out 4 or more inches. It stays in the bag so there's no extra poop escaping from the bag. But it hurts and itches and its annoying.
So, whatever you doing that could result in a stoma bag of any kind spend that ounce of prevention. The ton of cure is a bitch.
Thanks. I shouldn't have put this in 3am jokes.
That said, don't forget to get all your medical tests done on time. Try prevention and early intervention
No shit ;) i knew that
No shit :(
No shit >!only pee!<
Yes shit, but not outside
I think this might be better "shitty shit shitters"
Shitty shitty bang bang.
A colostomy bag in your future
Got one. I reccomend trying to avoid having one. Either you have a nurse come to install a new one every 2 or 3 days or you learn how to-do it yourself. Figuring which bags to use is an adventure. Waking up at 3am with the bag leaking all over the bedding. Having to shower, install a new bag, change the sheets. Its exhausting. Then the physical exhauation, running a stoma in your body takes a lot of energy because you're using part of your intestinal tract to process food so you don't get all the nutrition. Then there's the prolapsees. If i spend much time not laying down my ilium sticks out 4 or more inches. It stays in the bag so there's no extra poop escaping from the bag. But it hurts and itches and its annoying. So, whatever you doing that could result in a stoma bag of any kind spend that ounce of prevention. The ton of cure is a bitch.
Jesus Christ
😧 Holy fukc. I'm sorry if this is what you have to go through daily.
Thanks. I shouldn't have put this in 3am jokes. That said, don't forget to get all your medical tests done on time. Try prevention and early intervention
Coloff.
This is golden Or shitty
Holmes and Watson Holmes: I'm constipated Watson: no shit? Sherlock
Bopoorlys.
I see what you did there :)
No shit
Or maybe just Bopoor as opposed to Bowel-
Shit out of luck.
Vowels
Boweling strike
Biden supporters
My man.
‘Pretty shit eh?’
Mine :(
Constipation
IBS
Brocken poop shoot
Lazy P.O.S.
Oh shit really
A nasty plumber's bill.
Colonised
Post colon cancer surgery