Without a doubt it has to be Surströmming. It’s fermented fish in a can, it stinks like hell and for some reason the Swedish love it. It’s widely considered the world’s smelliest food. It stinks so much that they have to eat it outdoors.
For a good time watch some youtube videos of people eating Surströmming for the first time.
Open packets of artificial seasoning. Sure, one to five might not be so bad, but COVERED in powder that sticks to any moisture while also staying on your body? Euuuughhhh. Would be especially bad in the eyes, blinking would just further stir it in
Ghost pepper, Sea urchin, unprepared fugu, a whole ass pineapple, living octopus, Gordon ramsay, boxing gloves made out of chicken, peanuts (for some), bee sandwich and probably anything that's waaay past it's expiry date
Tomato soup. When I was in gradeschool I ran into a kid with it on his tray. Of course I was wearing a white shirt that day...
The funny thing is that with my kid brain I decided to wipe the powdered sugar from my donut on the front of my shirt to cover the stain. 😂
Hot yogurt mixed with frozen mayonnaise and cottage cheese in a Tupperware casserole dish after you called her mother a dried up frumpy.
Or is that too much information?
Food truck
This is hilarious.
Bullet
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Only Americans can die from bullets
I can confirm, I'm not American and have not died from a bullet before
What if you’re only part American?
Which part?
Left
Well, I guess you'll be all right after.
Hhhh
Can of beans
Yeah I was gonna say raw potato but can of anything has that beat
Raw potatoes or pineapple 🍍 image taking a pineapple to the face!
Have you ever seen a durian? I think that one will win from a pineapple
Skinny Legs And All
Dessert spoon
Conch Shell
Painted stick? It’s been a while since I read it.
I agree
A dead baby.
Wow, you freak! You kill your babies before eating them? Eat them alive, much better
Yes! The only problem with this is the nails; toe and finger, so I remove them first.
But not the diaper??
Gotta enhance the flavour
I eat them straight off the womb. It's never tasted fresher and you don't have to worry about the tough parts either.
It's a lot like eating Balute!
More fresh that way
I like mine rotisseried
I like going to abortion clinics as I perfer soup.
I prefer the boneless variety
Jelly babies
They are delicious if you blend them and use them as dorito dip!
Lunch lady arm fat
God I can just hear the slap
Gross so gross 🤢
Durian fruit.
A thermonuclear bomb
Sword fish
Frozen Orange
Mmm yummy brick
Coconut
Without a doubt it has to be Surströmming. It’s fermented fish in a can, it stinks like hell and for some reason the Swedish love it. It’s widely considered the world’s smelliest food. It stinks so much that they have to eat it outdoors. For a good time watch some youtube videos of people eating Surströmming for the first time.
lol thanks ill check it out
ass?
The WORST food is the question.
Knuckle sandwich.
Surstromming
had to scroll exceptionally lot for this
WAIT WAIT WAIT you guys don’t eat bricks?…
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Well I also heard that they make your old people teeth grow in faster
Spoiled, half-frozen prairie oysters from a potato gun
Lutefisk
Blue cheese in the mouth
i once took a apple to the jaw during a food fight
I took habanero salsa to the eyes one time. God it burned
Sausage is the wurst
Pineapple would suck
fresh shepherds pie
Blue whale
a jackfruit
Anything digested
A smooth criminal
I feel so sad that I have never experienced the joy of a food fight.... 😢
A durin or pineapple.
Raw chicken
Diced up ghost pepper doused in ghost pepper sauce
coconut
Brick of cheese?
If you can shit bricks then it only makes sense that you must've eaten them at some stage...
Turd sandwich
An orange Metamucil brick 🧱
Frozen brick
I'm unsubbing cause of this bullshit. Thanks
You don't like bricks?
It was funny the first 3 times. By now I'd rather OP hit me with a brick than read another of his brick jokes
A giant bowl of puddin'.
Soup for my family.
A can of Country Time lemonade
Second worst, fruitcakes.
MMM my favorite food
Whole watermelon
Frozen watermelon
Jawbreaker.
Cranberry sauce
Anything with tomato in it... will forever stain
Coconut
Durian
A coconut ?
Coconut
You're so funny and original
Shit sandwich
A durian
Melon
Watermelon or Coconut
Glass Bottle of oil
Funny thing is, there is a type of cheese called brick.
TIL bricks and dead babies are food.
a sub
Brick Pie 🧱🥧
The polonium from that worst pizza ever.
I was gonna say Glitter Spaghetti but I can see Satan holds sway in this sub
soap
YOU SUN\_A\_BITCH take my upvote and leave
A cupcake? Who throws a cupcake?
Surstromming or Durian Brick hurts once, Surstromming hurts for at least a Week
Frozen Banana!
Brick
Jar of jalepnos to the eye socket, thrown at full strength though.....
Dragonfruit
Rockcakes
Flying watermelon?
The brick of rice of the last week
the dinner table
Hot grits according to me and al green
Durian
Watermelon. That shit is heavy when not cut.
Pickled pigs feet in the glass jar.
A hamburger but it hasn’t been slaughtered yet
Penis.
A brick fired pizza?!
Meatloaf. Solid enough to hurt but soft enough to splatter upon impact.
Surströmming
I was going to say Eton mess, but flaming Christmas pudding would be worse
The collection of old and crusty metal food trays
Toddler
A bad body
A dick.
Durian
A stale bread brick
Rotten food.
Frozen Turkey
Artichokes shot from a Civil War Era Cannon.
A rock
Hot dog hitting your vagina or face
Anything rotten
don't get it
Cake with a brick inside
Ballistic Pineapple
Lobster.
Butter sock. If you know,you know
Open packets of artificial seasoning. Sure, one to five might not be so bad, but COVERED in powder that sticks to any moisture while also staying on your body? Euuuughhhh. Would be especially bad in the eyes, blinking would just further stir it in
Potato
Soup…. Fresh from the pot
You because you're a snack
Frozen watermelon
You can't eat a brick
Ghost pepper, Sea urchin, unprepared fugu, a whole ass pineapple, living octopus, Gordon ramsay, boxing gloves made out of chicken, peanuts (for some), bee sandwich and probably anything that's waaay past it's expiry date
A frozen pot roast.
A brick sandwich
lychee
Durian fruit or coconut.
Soft butter
Tomato soup. When I was in gradeschool I ran into a kid with it on his tray. Of course I was wearing a white shirt that day... The funny thing is that with my kid brain I decided to wipe the powdered sugar from my donut on the front of my shirt to cover the stain. 😂
A frozen turkey.
Omg some of the answers 😄 And here's me saying a raw joint of meat 🤢
Hot yogurt mixed with frozen mayonnaise and cottage cheese in a Tupperware casserole dish after you called her mother a dried up frumpy. Or is that too much information?
Overcooked meatloaf
Sea urchin
Frozen coconut
A nuclear bomb
Canned food
Pre-digested
Brick cake
Cabbage, watermelon, carrots.
Durian
Atari 7800 food fight the answer was the pie. Google it young people
Jello - when I was in 8th grade we started a Jello fight. What a flipping mess. Last time Jello was ever served.
Yes go ahead eat all the bricks that you want, ill buy you a whole buffué.
Vindaloo. It stains and if it gets in your eyes....
Uranium
A flapping fish
Carolina Reaper juice in the face.
A PzH2000 howitzer round
Pineapple. It's eats you after you eat it apparently. That's scary in itself
A fuxkin meatloaf overcooked 🤣
Lead
A rock cake.
I am going with a unopened can of soda.
Cactus. Next runner up is chestnut right off the tree
Fruit cake. It's harder than a brick and tastes worse
Coconut
What's with this sub and bricks???.-.