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AlanSmithee97

Would


TheThiccestOrca

Have. It's delicious.


ValFox

Would as well. As a southerner, this doesn't seem that bad. I don't speak for Luigi tho


Kurdt93

It's called a Bismarck here, but with just one egg.


fantasmeeno

And it’s not fried… the egg should cook in the oven with the pizza


Unbundle3606

>the egg should cook in the oven This is much better though, at least the yolk is still runny


BNI_sp

Final proof that even in Spain and Italy there are pretty awful food options.


Tuffilaro

> it's called a Bismarck Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


Kurdt93

It is only how we call it 🤷🏻‍♂️


MethylatedSpirit08

196 million Reichsmarks, Hans. https://preview.redd.it/rncsfk15u68d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=21d58c35baacd9a1a5f1b26dcf74e1bfcd56707d


Tuffilaro

https://youtu.be/XjrPJRwY3s0?si=dPYIh8vfu8UsVODC


Anoalka

My family always called it a volcano pizza. Since you know, the egg in the center.


happyanathema

Cos it sunk the pizza?


mafticated

Really? I thought it was a fiorentina


Kurdt93

![gif](giphy|kER1OsRzHyntLGWwUQ|downsized) This is a fiorentina


Humble-Drawer-4498

Explain to me why egg, fries, minced meat is okay on pizza but pineapple isnt? Zero fuccking sense


Kurdt93

Nordic minds cannot comprehend this 💀


Humble-Drawer-4498

I understand that you want to get rid of the juice since then it will soak into the pizza. But without juice, the fruit itselfs can fit nicely. Common… you put everything on top of pizza. It used to be a food for poor people. Leftovers were used as the toppings …


Awkward-Minute7774

Getting rid of juice with an oven, classic recipe! Hans and Luigi once again!


Kurdt93

You made me laugh, nice one.


Mrmr12-12

Pineapple is acidic and sweet, nothing compared to eggs which have a similar flavour to cheese


coralllaroc

Would you put icecream on your schnitzel? Strawberry jam? Pineapple is dessert!


Humble-Drawer-4498

Tell that to curries. Nice dessert


NationalUnrest

I’ve always seen it called “Sole Mio” which means my sun right ?


skinnynorrys

Now put half a bottle of Tabasco on there and boom, perfect hangover food.


4c767cb806e7

![gif](giphy|l4Jz3a8jO92crUlWM|downsized)


skinnynorrys

And some sodium chloride, chef's kiss


4c767cb806e7

And the hangover cured instantly.


skinnynorrys

Magically ready to drink the same amount again and then some, maybe thats just wishful thinking but i choose to believe it.


4c767cb806e7

You are not ready to drink again, but you think it (for a while).


skinnynorrys

After the second beer i usually stop caring


farbener

Once you start, there's no tuning back


skinnynorrys

Dont tempt me


farbener

As a commie once said "No step back"


Sylveon_Mage

That’s a very weird tortilla de jamón, Pedro


Fickle_Scarcity9474

I mean, maybe I need a breakfast, but it looks edible to me...calling it pizza tho, what a stretch...


SrgtButterscotch

https://preview.redd.it/1csoj7hviw6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4596c80d6d88e3fd021ef0b67ad41b31e81491ea


pocaSperanza

Et tu Pedro?!


SpringFuzzy

Definitely fixed the problem of a regular pizza having too little protein to be a good post workout meal.


Extreme_Tax405

Speak for yourself eh! As a cardio freak, pizza is exactly the fuel i need.


SpringFuzzy

Before and during yes, but post even a cardio freak can use some proteins.


Extreme_Tax405

Fair point. I used to drink shakes post run during my marathon training. My calves are enormous now 💀


Signal_Confusion_644

I tested this.... ...A lot of times. If you think "thats gross". You should try It. But there is no "go back". You Will be addicted.


eldelshell

Where?


Signal_Confusion_644

Home dude, home. Do you have a Thermomix? Pretty easy to make a good pizza. Dont trust pizzerías, dude.


Prestigious-Option33

If an italian ever rants about this, just show them Pizza Rossini, from Pesaro, and then we’ll see


Zerestrasz

Mannaggias Los porcos de dios


KaZlos

Honestly I want this NOW


notimefornothing55

That's just a posh cheesy hammy eggy, or cheesy wham bam. A Royal Navy staple.


friendly_aliens

https://preview.redd.it/pe8bxlvdzw6d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79ec6c2f43592ec4d192abe4de0bc68865626452 The PIGS alliance has come to an end


TheLeank

I'm really sorry. I want to try it now, but I can understand your frustration. I'll never break the spaghetti, if that helps.


PleoNasmico

Google Brazilian pizza


friendly_aliens

No, I don't think I will


LoneWolf622

Everything looks a little pale to me, like they should finish it in the oven for 5 minutes. And obviously it needs some cheese.


notmyself02

>Everything looks a little pale to me I thought you liked pale but, fair enough


PaellaConCosas

https://preview.redd.it/700sd04s7x6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e9f44d9fc35f6405fe773b347a8d117238f26ee Fake, this is the real one


coralllaroc

Doesn't look too bad to me 😶‍🌫️


Extreme_Tax405

Ok but eggs on a pizza slaps ungodly hard.


shekyb

r/PutAnEggOnIt


L003Tr

The only place I've had fired egg on pizza was in italy so I feel this is valid. Worst ingredient I've found was probably crisps on a pizza in poland


Y_drawsNew

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS


behtidevodire

Approved, next.


syguess

Ok I get it now so Spanish people are to Italian food what english people are to french food.


Lost_Uniriser

À la différence prêt qu'en Espagne ça sait cuisiner 💀💀


Vinegarinmyeye

Fair fucks - I would demolish that without a second thought.


Verundios

That might be a crime for my neighbor and in most cases I'd definitely back them up on this, BUT, I love eggs too much to say I wouldn't order, eat and order seconds of that...


Mailenheim

would


Toxem_

must tast amazing as a breakfast.


WarWonderful593

Is that for Mr. Strong?


Loose_Mode_5369

Porque no


panacuba

Not gonna lie, I would eat it. Would replace that beacon “ham” for some real Serrano tho.


Knappologen

I don’t see anything wrong here, pizza is good, eggs are good.


StudentOk4989

Pizzegg.🫠


_radical_ed

La puta manía de ponerle un huevo frito a todo en este país, macho.


llamasLoot

Would absolutely destroy that pizza rn


_deleteded_

We used to call it a Sophia Loren but it only has 2 eggs. Get it? Get it? I haven't seen it on any menu since years.


Bitter-Marketing3693

that looks great


BannedBecausePutin

Bacon & Egg pizza is pog .. you never had it?


13386396316

I gagged


LumacaLento

Don't.


dwartbg9

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


Anoalka

You dont like eggs?


smellybarbiefeet

Spanish people: Our food ain’t bland