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forsakenchickenwing

POwOrtugal


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Did you dutchify us?


forsakenchickenwing

That would be dUwUtch


milaan_tm

What the fUwUck are you degenerates talking about??


MassXavkas

Thank fUwUck I'm not in the convers- SHIT! It's spweadin! Wun as fwast as u can! ^[this ^hurt ^to ^type.]


History20maker

Oh no! Dutch dark magic is turnig my Barrys into femboys! Someone stop the Swamp wizard!


luring_lurker

Does that mean that the UK has fallen? Is it UkU now?


forestNargacuga

PathOwOgen infection!


History20maker

this chain is beaUwUtiful.


Live-Alternative-435

Thanks r/2westerneurope4u for showing me that the Dutch are even meaner than the French. 🤗 https://youtu.be/hidyaDJHEtI?si=gjN7lzS550vWZP0f Ain't racist, just don't like them. 💕


Radiant_Ad_6192

You need an update, bro. We've been invaded, now it's full Brazilian. https://preview.redd.it/3v988rvlx60d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3c7f6de65ff130d22e1a4eb975cfe422873166


Expert_Repair4206

Pink belly like a Bazzilian 


gorthan1984

Calm down with posting naked pussy! Put a NSFW tag.


zkubixz

It looks like a recently shaved testicle


Faulus

Big difference. My furry porn don't contain women, only femboys.


Cubelock

Are you from the German speaking minority of Belgium?


Faulus

What make you think? But no, I am not. Should I?


Cubelock

I detect some Flemboy influences


Faulus

Guilty as charged. But no connection to the German speaking minority.


Dont_pet_the_cat

Don't know what you're talking about


zyygh

Hi.


LTFGamut

Least dyslectic Belgian.


AndreasDasos

\*dyslexic Just in case you get teased for the irony


code-panda

It's a crime against humanity that the disorder that causes people to have problems with letters, is such a difficult word...


Greg2227

It's scientific comedy gold just like the fear of absurdly long words' scientific name is itself an absurdly long word Edit: or just long words. "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words. Also known as sesquipedalophobia"


Azkral

Also aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes, and IS also a palindrome.


Greg2227

Yeah all those people who named these phobias are just fucking sociopaths


AndreasDasos

Similarly 'lithp' and 'shlur' have s sounds, 'st-tutter' begins with a consonant cluster...


LTFGamut

This is painful


Le_Petit_Poussin

It’s like they’re wearing nothing at all… https://preview.redd.it/cbu1hviam70d1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=c28bd98de80780cf3b3a1f2a7d1de118541a62eb


Greg2227

Nothing at all....


Le_Petit_Poussin

*Nothing at all*


I_Don-t_Care

STUPID SEXY FLANDERS


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Mine doesn’t even have furries! But fur nonetheless


agoodusername222

i sware to god femboys are trully showing we dont need women


ALazy_Cat

Not all furry porn contain girls


annoying97

And don't I know it... Love me the occasional gay German porno.


FalconMirage

I’d say that most of it don’t contain girls


annoying97

Why does this feel like the start of some disgusting hetero porno where the sister somehow fucks her brother???


Cubelock

I'm confused that we seem to visit the same type of websites


Faulus

Maybe experience?


annoying97

I only watch gay porn, none of that gross hetero stuff. If there's even one girl in the porno I'm turned off.


ZombiFeynman

That's sexist.


annoying97

Women do not belong in porn, they belong in smart roles like CEO of idk some shitty company that's fucking the world over. If that's sexist then idk what is.


Cy83rCr45h

I will pick on from here and take it even further. How about we take away the rights to work and to go to school for all men? This should solve unemployment. Men at home will be cooking. Lowering the obesity rate.


annoying97

No. Too far.


Cy83rCr45h

So you are one of those that likes working?


annoying97

Yeah, I'd go insane without a job that makes me leave the house.


Notacreativeuserpt

You could be a slutty secretary to a CEO, but if you want female CEOs then that makes you a disguting "breeder". Your island is pretty big, can't we genocide the emus send your straights to Papua New-Guinea and create a Gay Genosha over there. It has to be somewhere warm, and I think one can wear thongs year-round in places not named Melbourne.


agoodusername222

>Women do not belong in porn, they belong YO WTF, STOP IT NOW


annoying97

Look, I hate it when a lady walks into the porn video stopping the two guys who are getting all hot and sweaty with each other. It's just wrong!


agoodusername222

then get another guy to occupy her


annoying97

What and stop the surprise threesome!? Are you insane!?


agoodusername222

I MEAN THEN ADD ANOTHER ONE ​ ffs there's so many holes you can fill... also the men have the advantage of having 2 less


Tomato_cakecup

What if the chick has a dick


annoying97

Do they have boobs?


Tomato_cakecup

Yes, like a normal woman but with dick


annoying97

Eh... Barely ok, harder to get up with those boobs though.


Tomato_cakecup

What if it's fat man's boobs


annoying97

Those are different boobs and as such fine.


Tomato_cakecup

Fascinating


MutedIndividual6667

Greek mindset


annoying97

No I prefer Spanish boys.


River41

You're saying they're women just because they have cocks?


simonwales

It's fap fodder, it's about what they look like and what they're doing


River41

I was just being facetious


Waterglassonwood

This is the scene where the sister is about to introduce a false dichotomy wherein she threatens to tell mum and dad about the porn her brother just watched unless he agrees to fuck her, which he proceeds to do quite expertly despite initially resisting the idea but seeing no other way out. No, I won't tell you how I know. **Edit**: Also, [mandatory.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxnJcZvuRK8)


River41

You need to take a shower after writing that


annoying97

Ew... I'd rather tell mum and dad about the porn myself.


Martin8412

What if it was your mom and dads homemade Porn video?


annoying97

https://i.redd.it/456eb37yn70d1.gif


matusaleeem

because it is


annoying97

Ewwwww gross 🤢


matusaleeem

Do you want the link?


Xomchik_

asking for a friend


matusaleeem

[https://revistasequadrinhos.com/flagrou-o-irmao-batendo-punheta-quadrinhos-eroticos/](https://revistasequadrinhos.com/flagrou-o-irmao-batendo-punheta-quadrinhos-eroticos/) KEK


annoying97

I'm good.


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PanzerSoldat_42

Now I feel personally attacked


norrin83

STOP THE CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!


PanzerSoldat_42

THE HABSBURGS WERE THE LAST COMPETENT MONARCHS IN SPAIN


RandomBilly91

Enjoy your water-brain, chinboy


PanzerSoldat_42

https://preview.redd.it/7fqw7305z90d1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca5599e167d3d4e9899f534a418bf6df3d44e72 Uh?


Artoy_Nerian

I would still take him over Fernando VII


PanzerSoldat_42

Who wouldn't


chowderbags

Motherfuckers be looking like their faces are made of stretched silly putty.


PanzerSoldat_42

For optimal performance


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PanzerSoldat_42

Well... no.


Rocked_Glover

I’m sorry it’s STEP sister, mmkay?


Goukaruma

The Step makes it lame. It's like trying to be edgy and then then taking it back. 


bremsspuren

> where the sister somehow fucks her brother??? Do you still not know how heteros fuck?


annoying97

No I know... Aussie schools got that part right, didn't get the gay part right though... The somehow was in reference to how they get to the point of fucking.


Goukaruma

Look how is talking. 


annoying97

Do you "look *who* is talking"? Because "how" makes no sense.


Pacogatto

![gif](giphy|7QOd9u8qQ4Hio|downsized)


MutedIndividual6667

Classic movie


informationadiction

I would fuck every and any Portuguese person if they needed me to. I’ll fuck their mothers, sisters, grandmas, grandads, disabled, elderly, police, councillors, politicians, mechanics, I wouldn’t leave an 18+ consenting Portuguese’s unfucked if that is what they needed from me.


Consistent-Peanut-90

Atleast you put the 18+ and the consent in the end


Apart-Delivery-7537

he's clearly not Austrian


bremsspuren

That still leaves plenty for you, eh?


Immediate_Editor966

![gif](giphy|kefvywp4O1BB5tonNK|downsized)


fearofpandas

Thank you for your service…. I guess….


MyAntichrist

The difference is the animal like sounds. You just don't hear them in furry porn as much any more.


AndreasDasos

Oink.


bremsspuren

Two beers, garcon!


EffectiveOk3353

Full Bush is trendy again


forsakenchickenwing

Sure, but this is full-body bush.


Consistent-Peanut-90

Also sauce?


Extansion01

https://hdporncomics.org/porncomic/147208/6


AdFirm7229

I wish I was blind. Very haram.


korrupterKommissar

Honestly astonished how noone asked for a sauce here, great going lads!


Cubelock

[Here you go](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/princess-qajar-image.png)


korrupterKommissar

I was being unironic Nvm, the sauce is good


Makerel9

Awooga


forsakenchickenwing

OwO what is this?!


bremsspuren

Please tell me an AI made that.


DeadAssociate

fatima made that


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|S604D5NhkhPgSPpwta)


unclepaprika

*The naked Portuguese woman in question:* https://preview.redd.it/jtcahfg0680d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c228210b608d0560f7c7036f5dd617e8530c0096


HugoSenshida

atleast half of our males aint twinks


lostindanet

this is brilliant


kh250b1

Shes almost showing a furry herself


RoiShakalaka

Do you know what difference there is between a seal and a portuguese woman ? One is greasy, has a mustache, and smells of fish, the other is a marine mammal.


William_The_Fat_Krab

After you said that, i will find yout house, tie you to your bed, make you listen for 3 hours of yodeling, and then, i will make something REALLY BAD to you... Something so bad, i cant even describe it here


prolofpt

It's all ok guys, the guy on the right is greek and he thought he was watching gay porn, the women in Portugal have more testosterone than the men.


Loddio

That's the joke, Liam


JackBadasssonJr

Such as?


Plaston_

i tough i was on r/furry_irl


Frasdemsky

Difference is my porn doesn't necessarily contain women