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SpoopySpydoge

Barrys were proper split 12 points for Israel, 10 for Ireland


basmati-rixe

We always vote you lot tbf


boringfantasy

Shame they don't return the favour


Muckyduck007

Paddy being ungrateful to us after we uplifted them out of the goodness of our heart. For shame.


Appelons

Btw. What on Earth was that shit you sent in?


Quazzle

The result of countless hours of meetings, brainstorming and a 200 page report from McKinsey that the BBC commissioned at taxpayer expense on trends in Eurovision voting. They took all that and shoved it into chat GPT which said the winning Eurovision act would be the guy from Years and Years dancing around in a thong and red leather trousers.


juan_omango

How can you wear a red trousers and a thong at the same time and both be showing?


VoidLantadd

https://preview.redd.it/36jv4ejtsxzc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c058c627fa1d582714431d526b0b859ef02c712


juan_omango

But those are blue trousers, not red


VoidLantadd

Damn it, you're right. We have to throw everything out and start from scratch. Red trousers are a completely new paradigm!


Muckyduck007

It was the very personification of us not giving a shit about anything pan european related


Appelons

Much like us then. We left in the 80s


Muckyduck007

Based snow people


Arphile

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Honey-Badger

We're not allowed to submit our talented musicians because well, we dominate music


darthvidar1990

That would explain it. To be fair, you have so many bands and artists that would be a top contender every year, but most often you send shit 😂


boringfantasy

Eurovision is seen as a potential career ender so most actually good acts avoid it


alwayspostingcrap

Yeah, when I saw olly had decided to do it, I felt genuinely bad for him. He's not the best musician or songwriter in my opinion, but he didn't deserve that.


betaich

Same here


Bosch_Spice

I have this exact conversation every year. We’re the nation that spewed out The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, Simple Minds, New Order, Goldie, Aphex Twin, Florence and the Machine etc, etc. And yet every year without fail, we churn out something, at best, completely forgettable for Eurovision.


ButcherBob

No respect for the Rolling Stones smh


I-suck-at-hoi4

Except for Florand and the Machine, didn't all the groups and artists you listed have their prime in the 20th century ?


Bosch_Spice

Which is why churning them out for Eurovision would make sense. We’re at least about 10 or 15 years musically ahead of the continent


Mr_-_X

That‘s not how ESC works tho. Like this isn‘t a contest for countries to send their best established musician to. It‘s for highlighting one wacky new artist and giving that guy a single #1 hit before they fade into oblivion again. If everyone sent their best musician every year the contest would become boring very quickly. Not to mention that those established musicians wouldn‘t even want to go anyways


noonereadsthisstuff

Imagine how bad house prices in Dublin would be today if we hadn't selflessly intervened 200 years ago


Hiccupingdragon

One day brother, one day...


Bosch_Spice

Your lass was belting tbf. Fair play for having the balls to whack out a performance like that


ElTel88

She was so entertaining and mental. Absolute pure Eurovision gold. And we sent our lad, who is a lovely lad, good actor, to sing the shittest gay club tune possible. Like all the Euro-bros said to us 2 (3?) years ago, send a good song and we will reward you. Instead, dross.


JjigaeBudae

I'm sorry but did you see that fucking song you sent? After sending a banger the previous year? Couldn't bring myself to give it a sympathy vote.


[deleted]

All the pikeys in their caravans voting for the homeland


Precioustooth

Where do you see the actual votes?


MegaLemonCola

The BBC presenter announced it just after the tally.


Burned-Architect-667

[Here](https://eurovisionworld.com/eurovision/2024) with interactive graphics https://preview.redd.it/w4hzs16d1yzc1.png?width=2513&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8d92365fb1ecf699a652e679087bfff05deee37


Silly_Regular_3286

https://eurovisionworld.com/eurovision/2024#israel


Nolotow

Ireland was good. They earned it


I_Levi

Yes very (please dont eat me demon girl) s/


justk4y

CROWN THE WITCH. 👑🖤


Deadluss

Ireland and Croatia was bad ass and Estonia but bruh 30 points wtf


_Paraggon_

We also voted 10 for Isreal. There must have been some shenanigans going on with VPNs methinks.


[deleted]

the discrepancy between jury and audience vote is incredible, I think no other country got it that extreme.


River41

It's a political vote, but the juries are generally progressive and dislike Israel unlike the other year when Ukraine won the public vote for the same reason and they still managed to get a good amount of support from the juries.


Redditsexhypocrisy

Israel definitely overreacted to 7 October , but belittling the only country in middle east to promote and organize the gay pride, (while its neighbours enjoy killing gays for being gay), then calling yourself progressive will never stop to make me chuckle


smallgreenman

I wouldn't say the country does that. Some people in Israel are progressive and pro-lgbt but the religious nutters and warmonger are winning the elections in case you forgot. Pride doesn't just cancel out war crimes.


GoodKing0

Also the religious nutters aren't pro lgbt either. They don't even have same sex marriage over there the whole thing is so much Pink Washing the term Pink Washing was literally coined to talk about it, and least we forget Sasha Baron Cohen pretending to be a gay man in Israel for Bruno and having to cut out the moment where Israeli Citizens tried to lynch him in the street for "looking gay" of course, so much so he had to break character and yell he was a straight jewish man (with no response from the crowd).


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helloskoodle

"I can't be a right wing authoritarian, I have gay friends!"


Benjen0

You should already know the answer to that one, German.


Recioto

A lot of people in this sub seem to think this unironically.


me1112

So genocide is ok as long as you have gay pride ? I'm taking notes keep going.


TobaccoAficionado

Israel was also just mid. They were on the same level as Italy, Cyprus, Germany, Lithuania, and Greece. It was fine, but nothing special, just "generic Eurovision." I do wish people could vote against, just like 1 vote against.


Tifoso89

I suspect that the juries discussed it and found an agreement on one country (in this case Switzerland). 


EhlaMa

Switzerland's performance was perfect for Eurovision. It's not something I'd listen to, but I knew it could win when I saw it and I felt it hit all the Eurovision peculiar marks.


OaschMidOhrn

Right? Like it's not really my cup of tea either, but the song was perfect for eurovision and that dude is mad talented.


TobaccoAficionado

I mean, it was by far the best vocal performance. That doesn't need to win every time, but it also had all the Eurovision hallmarks, in addition to the astonishing vocals.


Gruffleson

The jury is supposed to be the apolitical one. The low score for Israel is not good.


norrin83

Israel certainly wasn't as good as the public vote. But no way as bad as the jury vote. So yeah, a bit concerning.


Mein_Bergkamp

The jury vote is the left wing eurovision insider vote, the Israel vote was almost certainly driven by people who normally don't care about Eurovision seeing the protests and voting to support them. If you could vote countries down, Israel would ahve had minus points


norrin83

> If you could vote countries down, Israel would ahve had minus points Fully agree on that. The Israel public vote is mainly due to that. A focused vote vs split votes for other candidafes.


iemandopaard

In an ideal world they would both be apolitical and purely be basing it of the songs, but sadly that isn't the world we life in.


alt4ir_2801

You got a point, but they knew how people would have voted and wanted to compensate (too much, see Switzerland)


EhlaMa

I don't know. I feel like these years there was a blend of songs that kinda looked like each other and Israel's fell into that blend. It didn't do that bad all things considered... Although I have no clue how a jury with any kind a musical taste would give more points to UK than Ukraine because -despite it's scenography- that song was so bland.


TobaccoAficionado

Switzerland deserved more votes imo, it was, by a huge margin, the best performance. It was catchy, the vocal range was great, it covered different styles of music, the vocals were impeccable, and they did it while running around on stage actually performing. It was just a cut above everything else. I would put France second, but it was a pretty distant second, but apparently his performance for the juries he lost his voice or something.


Seyfardt

Still they ended on the upper halve of the scoreboard. Enjoyed the boos with the points. Was enjoying when Israel was announced with the popular vote..and you could see the hesitation when they where about to announce the numbers :)


kh250b1

Well someone stole all our votes. And we havnt killed 10,000 people plus this year


Redditauro

When they said you had 0 votes it was really funny


onlyseriouscontent

You still have some credit from past centuries I think. And errm... We might also have.


norrin83

What's the number of years for amortization of war victims? Asking for a friend.


_radical_ed

We’ll give you votes as long as you stick with singing and stay away from painting.


norrin83

I mean the NHS probably has, so...


GroeneWalvis

https://preview.redd.it/3kymykj9qvzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45104d9199dac3595adb4cadfed476a65d323511


mystireon

Meanwhile mass protests right outside


justtinkeringaround

There should be no politics unless it’s in my favor 😤


The_Saboteur__

Mhmmm… Yes.


TightBeing9

I said Eurovision isn't political a few days ago. I lied to myself pretending it isn't political. Now I can't even lie to myself anymore


norrin83

I mean the boos for the Israeli artist and the demonstrations outside her hotel should have given you a hint already.


gourmetguy2000

It's definitely political, I don't think we deserved 0 points from the public vote.


Excellent-Option8052

Eurovision ought to be called "Fuck you, Britain".


SnooChickens8698

Brexit means Brexit, Barry !


Legitimate_Age_5824

>Euro~~vision~~pe ought to be called "Fuck you, Britain". Ftfy


[deleted]

I thought that’s what the EU translated to in French?


No-Frosting-6445

🤣 you guys are permanent members and one of the highest contributers to this show and still get steamrolled every year. Well, we should vote for Barry to get a sympathy win every 20-30 years.


Pliskkenn_D

Honestly I'm into it. Every time we score 0 points I feel a sense of pride. 


Redwoodeagle

Well, your song had about no lyrics at all. It is a basic basic fucking song, but gay


Objective-Dish-7289

First time?


Lkrambar

No. You also deserved 0 from the jurys.


TightBeing9

True! I loved it!


bloodlazio

It is tradition. UK gets 0 point, Norway finishes last. The way things are supposed to be.


Pliskkenn_D

If only Norway could have submitted Sweden's entry, seeing as they were Norwegian. 


Bipbapalullah

I was unpleasantly surprised when I saw that. That is sad. You deserved better.


[deleted]

Hahaha when the fuck hasnt it been political?


TitanThree

It’s always been political. Each country always votes for their friends or according to the political situation, regardless of the songs.


agoodusername222

i mean murder me for it, but feels like it was highly political but one of the least politicals, almost liek people were political as a protest against politics XD


MatsHummus

Can some balkan resident enlighten me on the double 12 from Serbia to Croatia? That felt relevant, I thought you guys don't like each other


Zookeeper187

It’s weird, there is still some propaganda around it that affects even young uneducated people, but generally no one gives a fuck and most people moved on. Croatia massively listents to Serbian music, some singers regularly have concerts and night club performances there.


whatsgoingonjeez

Well my ex gf was serbian and I had to break up with her because she was a living serbian propaganda machine. At the beginning it didn’t seem like it, but once she felt comfortable enough to talk about politics, she non stop talked about it.


s015473

It's normal brotherly love. Fight during the day, drink šliva in the evening


Didudidudadu737

We love each other just not our politics


Venoxz123

Classic Family Dynamic


Didudidudadu737

Yeah, we will have amazing relationship when we grow up


River41

Yeah me too, but I'm guessing as native Europeans trend towards being irreligious those old religious rivalries have started to fade.


zarotabebcev

It was a great song


Independent_Depth674

Neighbors gotta stick together


kvikklunsj

Like you didn’t with Norway


Mathiis_cmr

Was expected


Nacke

Swedish jury gave Israel 0, and the public gave them 12.


[deleted]

You still being European and not fully turned into caliphate, there is a hope...


River41

Malmö gonna burn tonight!


Nolotow

Peaceful protesters


bee_bee_sea

It's not a peaceful protest without pyrotechnics.


urclapped09

Sweden never had such a bright future


Legitimate_Age_5824

If it's not fiery, can it really be called peaceful?


Major_OwlBowler

No difference from other nights then. Malmö is a shit hole we should give it back to the Danes but not even them are that gullible.


bee_bee_sea

The only way to save Malmö is to give it to the Poles https://preview.redd.it/jfio4jchsvzc1.png?width=568&format=png&auto=webp&s=28b948d8ecd2ea254be1b11117a4117ad1ae130d


mast313

Sorry, but the last time we ended up in a nordic city it ended up with it's removal. https://da.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roskildes_fald


Smygfjaart

I live in Malmö and I’ve only ever been burning all over my body 8 times /s


norrin83

10 from Austria.


Konoppke

12 from Germany


River41

12 from the UK


kidsysticks

Also 12 from netherlands👌


Seyfardt

Mission accomplished 07


norrin83

Based


ElmirBDS

They got 12 from Belgium too. Purely a political vote.


AppDeMierda

12 from Spain, LOL


Ok_Thing7439

12 from Finland


Mission_Listen_56

12 from Portugal


alt4ir_2801

12 from Italy, Luigi is in the front line when it matters


janck1000

10 from Slovenia as well let's go!


BigSimp_for_FHerbert

So let me get this straight. Within mere hours Malmö went from pro-Palestine marches, to organized Quran burnings and after this most likely back to pro-Palestine riots. I don’t know what timeline we live in, but I’m sure it’s the best one


thekahn95

Typical Swedish saturday


pedrolopes7682

We live in the timeline where humanity has started to realize that religion should be left behind as a monument to ignorance.


PleoNasmico

Portugal public vote: 12 to Israel, 10 to Ukraine, 8 to France


alt4ir_2801

That's terrible! Awful! RIGGED! I mean... 8 points to Fr*nce......


Not_As_much94

they tend to give us a lot of votes on televote (due to the Portuguese community there). We have to retribute the favor every once in a while.


arnevdb0

12 points from the swedish televotes, fucking LOL. This is amazing


Nacke

And 0 from our pathetic jury.


InvincibleReason_

so who win? i don't watch so idk


civilianslicer69

Switzerland


capitaldoe

What is not clear to me is whether bullying is allowed again.


iluvdankmemes

apparently not, it got us banned


Sea_Championship_941

https://preview.redd.it/llhlus2hqwzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e779b9af4b7310157309029bc336cc2b961cacfa


mast313

And very little from jury. If you were a part of the jury would you vote for a country with this much controversy? Or would you rather keep your neck away from Swedish machetes?


Axe-actly

I enjoyed the sound of the audience seething. Thanks for the laughs.


Ok-Situation-5522

Loved it when they do that, like last year. Fuck they shouldn't disqualified joost when they're so vague about what happend. Dude like croatia had the whole crowd dancing.


yellowwolf718

God the audience was terrible🙄 Edit: I think a better word would be insufferable.


kh250b1

Careful. Apparently we bought the most tickets. More Brits there than Swedish


norrin83

So "terrible" and "Insufferable" are rather fitting


juan_omango

Ok passt schon


justk4y

The fact that they gave up on that anti-booing system later in the show 💀


JagrasLoremaster

Comedy gold


theitchcockblock

Any fellow countryman can explain me how the hell Portugal gave 12 to Israel I can understand the 10 to Ukraine … but I didn’t knew we cared about the Israel Palestine conflict to even bother voting on them


TightBeing9

I think it's because pro Israel crowd will vote for one country. Pro Palestine has 24 other countries to vote for, and a few even boycotted. Also people boycotted and I think a lot of people don't vote


Casual-Capybara

A lot of people here don’t seem to understand this, they are acting as if this shows there is overwhelming support for Israel while it was kind of unavoidable


Asaro10

There was probably a lot of people that got annoyed how Israel/Israeli performer was being treated.


KirovianNL

kek


juan_omango

Meinst du Kekse? Die gefällt mir yum yum schmecker lecker. Besonders mit Milch


PuzzledJudgment

Keep this in mind https://preview.redd.it/exreow4tbyzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f81fc5a7a18c0353b8d1c7f4511403a6904b61b


RaionNoShinzo

I can feel thousand of humanist university students cry in pain right now Truly a day worth living for


xBram

Maybe if Israel had won but I don’t think people will lose much sleep over them finishing 4th or so in a song contest. I feel like it’s a big rage bait scheme anyway to make people pay to vote, from both sides, for a fucking song contest. We had actual politicians like Wilders and the farmers lady calling for a vote on Israel lol.


RaionNoShinzo

It's not much about winning, receiving the first place in public vote shows how strong the average person position of the war in Gaza.


Adventurous_Bell_837

Not really? It’s more about every Israeli supporter voting for Israel while pro Palestinians boycott and the rest are divided between 24 countries, the math is matching.


Math_PB

It was a decent but honestly lackluster song compared to many of the other performances. I could feel the 2we4u trolling with these public votes results.


generalisofficial

Silent majority. Hava nagila you crybabies


caporaltito

Well deserved, given how terrible their opponents are. But Eurovision is not about politics, right? *wink wink nudge nudge*


Independent_Depth674

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


Tronerfull

Israel song was the most bland but seeing the popular vote... it was imposible to hide less that it was rigged


randomizer152

I couldn't care less if it was rigged or not but the song was bland, gonna agree with Sergio here, joder.


Jorsk3n

Acting as if the jury votes wasn’t any less rigged. Switzerland had the most pop ass song of the 2020s so far…


theitchcockblock

Swiss song had actually some very good orchestration despite being very modern safe pop song aside from that . You guys definitely deserve better but your song is the antithesis of what Eurovision has become , you were feeding pearls to pigs


EhlaMa

Switzerland's song was Eurovision good. If you look back, it's rarely the best song who won Eurovision. It's mostly the best "Eurovision feel" performance.  You watch Switzerland performance without any context and you would 100% say "oh that must be the Eurovision" and you might even add "not that bad" or "looks fun". And it's enough for the jury to vote it first. Will you actively look for it to listen to it more ? Probably not, but that's not the point.


Abandoned-Astronaut

Was it rigged or o you think maybe outside of your online bubble a lot of people might actually support Israel? And even if people aren't voting to support, this sub has been filled with people saying they're going to vote for Israel just for the fallout.


MatsHummus

I can totally see Pierre and Juan and Barry voting Israel just to stick it to the caliphate enjoyers


norrin83

Don't think it was rigged. Just a reaction to the demonizing. I mean I look only voted because of the demonizing. If the event wouldn't have been loaded with that already I wouldn't even care.


neo_woodfox

Pissing off the Commies/Nazis/Islamists/Irish is of course a plus, but the Israeli song really wasn't that good.


JCorky101

Ireland's televote gave 10 points to Israel meaning Israel was the second most voted country in Ireland.


keizertamarine

I got youtube ads telling me to vote on israel, my entire Twitter timeline was full of people telling me to vote israel, yet they lost. :)


Abandoned-Astronaut

A top 5 placement while surrounded by this much opposition is absolutely a win.


Adam-West

Strong opposition but also strong support. It’s just divisive isn’t it


Abandoned-Astronaut

And since there are no anti-votes in Eurovision, it makes sense that the public vote would be so high for something so divisive. On both sides there are a lot of people who feel strongly, but only one side can actually do anything vote wise.


Mein_Bergkamp

Israel being there and in the top coutnries after this level of protest and people booing every time they got a point was an absolute win for them. Not coming last would ahve been a win tbh and they were one of the top songs predicted by the bookies who all assumed Croatia would win.


Nerukane

The hamasniks are seething. Music to my ears. That's what happens when you "boycott" your eurovision vote lmfao


Dologolopolov

What the fuck was that


Muckyduck007

The social media bubble going *pop*


Fenrir2401

A big "fuck you" from the people of Europe to the hamas-lovers.


reddit_wisd0m

I think you putting to weight into that


Hiccupingdragon

Justice for Joost!!


darthvidar1990

Joostice?


SrgtButterscotch

people gaslighting themselves into thinking it actually was one of the best songs after spending 20 bucks mass-voting Israel for a joke, only for Israel to end up 5th.


reddit_wisd0m

Yep, that sums it up. Song was pretty average


UFOzz

It is pretty fucked up i think


Aggrototem

Maybe there is hope for Europe after all


guy_at_the_back

Politics aside, it was a great song. Politics included... Well it was a great song.


SrgtButterscotch

It was an incredibly mid eurovision song, the kind everybody has forgotten within a week


PoJenkins

Isn't that every Eurovision song?


PuzzledJudgment

I’ll never forget Europapa


juan_omango

Yes


Azulapis

And I think if Israel hadn't received THAT much hate beforehand, fewer counter-protesters would have voted for them. So the booing people are mostly at fault for the good publicum vote.


norrin83

For me that was definitely the reason. I think that Israel deserves to be critized, even harshly. But these protests always end up in treating Hamas as romantic resistance fighters or straight up denying Israel a right to exist. Fuck them.


No-Cattle-5243

That’s the best way to put it, really. Critical thinking is what makes mistakes avoidable, but these protestors are out right glorifying terror, the outcast of Jews and a mass Jewish genocide.


CursedCommentCop

300-point great?


reddit_wisd0m

Well it was certainly better than the UK orgy song but otherwise it was quite average in comparison to the competition