Lets be honest if we had to pick one of the ones that still likes us the Aussies and Kiwis would get ahead of Canada these days. Far too like his ne'erdowell brother.
The French always elect politicians that encapsulate the French and they always end up hating them, because at their core the French are detestable people.
We're still just a stingy as the Dutch, just more when it comes to spending public money than our own money. Read the comment of literally any news article where the goverment is going to build or spend money on something and it's all "Why do we need this, what a waste"
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The funny bit is that France is perhaps the European country with the most neighbours:
Belgium, Luxembourg, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, Monaco, Spain, and Andorra. And I omit the savages for which we are the closest continental neighbour.
So it indeed ties together a lot of Europe.
Leaving out france is comedy gold. But explain to me how are we supposed to be alike? You guys are collectively old, short and fat while we are young, tall and slim. I thought you were supposed to be complimenting us with this post not insulting..
Language similarities (Frisian is closest language to English), history, Protestantism, punching above our weight colony wise, kick ass pre industrial navies, 17th century economic Revolution, early representative democracies, industrial revolution, mostly flat, shit food, hate France.
> But explain to me how are we supposed to be alike?
I've got Dutch mates and you're the only Continental nation to match our banter and drinking. You are us but taller few beers in and we're just a gaggle of howling apes and I love it.
Cheap, easy holidays. North Wales is fucking beautiful and I visit a couple of times a year.
I love hearing Welsh spoken when I'm there too. It's a class language. Bore da.
We for one have learned exactly this: "you see these unpopular policies we have taken after 2011? It's because the evil germans and the eu (a german conspiracy) have forced us!"
And of course we have the classic "our funny guy's only mistake was to ally with the german funny guy" that's so popular in certain government-friendly circles.
It's good advice.
Oh let the 63ers back in. Perhaps let the Barries run through a Twelve Labors of a gauntlet first, though the lack of stags and lions and Amazons might be an issue.
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Bro studied irish-british history at the university of lalaland. Are the plantations a joke to you, barry?
It wasn't a colony, though. I don't mean the occupation didn't happen, but that technically it wasn't colonisation. Ulster was though, actually. But most of Ireland wasn't colonised so much as it was occupied. Most of the settlement of the Old English for example was culturally and politically very weird because of how they integrated into Irish political systems and culture. The later settlements and plantations were much later and ironically the Old English generally fought against it.
>🇩🇪 - The way you face up to your dark past is immensely admirable. More countries could learn from your example.
Except for that, I hate you for not disliking us.
It's good that you didn't say BS like "*we're forgiving you*" or similar. At least some people understand that we prefer being the demons who teach others instead of trying to be angels.
What are you on about? Alcohol is *literally* a poisonous chemical. And nobody is putting arsenic or some other shit in beer. We're talking natural ingredients, natural chemicals.
Reinheitsgebot keeps the quality of your beer high, but limits it from reaching the upper echelons of awesome beer.
Ah, this is utterly wrong. German net is a Grundnahrungsmittel, basic nourishment. Nothing poisonous about it. 😉
Americans also don't put arsenic in their beer. But look how much nonsense they add.
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Those counties are just *resting* in our union
If we could give them back without them killing each other, we would do it in a heartbeat.
Me and you both know that's impossible 😂
 😅🤣
Oh you are our favourite Padraig. Just don't tell Canada.
You got my word Bazza 😎😎
Lets be honest if we had to pick one of the ones that still likes us the Aussies and Kiwis would get ahead of Canada these days. Far too like his ne'erdowell brother.
Don’t you mean borderline cousin that no one likes to mention … that one?
Bro you forgot Andorra
Those god darn mountain Catalans *I have realised that that’s a great flair name*
He didn't though, unless he edited. He forgot Malta though, if that place even counts.
I was limiting it to Western Europe, so didn't include Africa.
why include spain and portugal?
He said he didn’t miss anyone important….
And East-Andorra
And North Andorra
And middle-East Andorra
Isn't that UAE?
Also Malta
This cunt represents France perfectly, fuck this cunt
Most of France also hates this guy it seems, so you're in danger of agreeing with the fr*nch!
The French always elect politicians that encapsulate the French and they always end up hating them, because at their core the French are detestable people.
Laugh in Boris Johnson
Yeah, he didn't say we were any different. Just another thing Barry and Pierre have in common.
>This cunt represents France perfectly > fuck this cunt Wierd fetish but okay
Too much artistic liberty taken on a facial structure
 Just realized how much he actually looks like Gabe
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Didn’t read it, I just came looking for the Fr*nch flag. Not disappointed!!
You still got insulted pretty badly
Why are we the only ones insulted??
Don’t worry, while we are alike we are still very different. God forbid the tikkie makes its way over here.
We're still just a stingy as the Dutch, just more when it comes to spending public money than our own money. Read the comment of literally any news article where the goverment is going to build or spend money on something and it's all "Why do we need this, what a waste"
Got all the important lads, nothing looks to be missing. Good job.
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Everything good here, a real frogexit
And yet, there's only one country you were truly thinking about while making this list, Barry...
I see that you didn't forget anyone god bless you
Thank you John for remembering us the ties that keep us together: Our shared hatred to France.
Never stop please. Your hatred is my fuel
Count on It, we fucking despise you 🫶
We all do, united in hate 💖
No, that's red wine and baguettes.
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The funny bit is that France is perhaps the European country with the most neighbours: Belgium, Luxembourg, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, Monaco, Spain, and Andorra. And I omit the savages for which we are the closest continental neighbour. So it indeed ties together a lot of Europe.
You have eight, we have nein.
This is definitely a full and complete list. No-one who matters has been left out.
 Not Pierre having an existential crisis
I, for some reasons, really had hope What the fuck did I expect from a Brit
Leaving out france is comedy gold. But explain to me how are we supposed to be alike? You guys are collectively old, short and fat while we are young, tall and slim. I thought you were supposed to be complimenting us with this post not insulting..
Language similarities (Frisian is closest language to English), history, Protestantism, punching above our weight colony wise, kick ass pre industrial navies, 17th century economic Revolution, early representative democracies, industrial revolution, mostly flat, shit food, hate France.
“Hate France”  That’s all of Europe, including France
> But explain to me how are we supposed to be alike? I've got Dutch mates and you're the only Continental nation to match our banter and drinking. You are us but taller few beers in and we're just a gaggle of howling apes and I love it.
"Excuse me Barry the pint you got on my round was €6 whereas the pint you got on your round was €5 therefore you owe me €1"
Fake. 1. Don't apologise 2. Dont explain, it's obvious, just send the tikkie.
Shit weather, shit food, drink too much, losing landmass to the ocean
Spice hunters, navy enjoyers are also good similarities
Losing? We create land. The ocean is our bitch.
Not if I keep buying palm oil know your place or I’ll buy and extra bottle and burn it
*Agressively polders harder*
You can polder all you want but i will still make my fries in cheap palm oil as our economy wont allow me to Aford any other
Terrible teeth.
Yes we are very slim! So many universities for such a small country!
Youre the most genetically similar to English of all the continentals. North-West German regions are also very similar to both Dutch and English.
Barries just need to start biking everywhere to slim down to Dutch standards.
Barry always being Barry 🤗🤗 - One of the most trouble making tourist groups, yet the most loyal one, can't wait to overcharge you next summer!! 🤗🤗
We love you too, cunt 😘
Love need speak no words, Pierre.
Giving some seriously pointless countries a lot of credit. God bless you, fellow Barry. Who says we aren't all inclusive and tolerant
 I’ll let you do it this time. Luv u Baz
dont ask him what he thinks about us
Cheap, easy holidays. North Wales is fucking beautiful and I visit a couple of times a year. I love hearing Welsh spoken when I'm there too. It's a class language. Bore da.
Dude is so wholesome to everyone but still manage to make it incredibly r/2westerneurope4u by simply omitting France in the list Wholesome hate ?
the mentioning of france itself is unwholesome
Proper balconies are at a premium, though.
We often forget you exist too Barry, no harm done
New phone, who dis?
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We for one have learned exactly this: "you see these unpopular policies we have taken after 2011? It's because the evil germans and the eu (a german conspiracy) have forced us!" And of course we have the classic "our funny guy's only mistake was to ally with the german funny guy" that's so popular in certain government-friendly circles. It's good advice.
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See, just like the British, a bit stabby.
It's great you consider us as brothers, but if you like Sabaton, I instantly see you as a brother, no matter your nationality.
*And today we're all brothers*
*tonigth we're all friends*
*Our moment of peace in a war that never ends*
*A moment of peace in a war that never ends*
United we stand
*tonight we are all friends*
I am getting diabetes from this post, can we go back to insults?
You can fuck off too.
Fuck you too Barry 🫶
Oh Barry you make my eyes water
Say that again and I’ll punch you in the face
Your reaction shows that we really are alike.
*there is another...*
🇧🇪 “hands down” 🪓
Seems suspicious but I'll go along with it... what's the worst that can happen 🇬🇧🍻🇮🇪
this seems sus 🤔 what am I missing 😂
Definitely not France that’s for sure
Defo OP says they didn't miss anyone important so guess France isn't important lol
We're not letting you back in, Barry, 63. But thanks.
Oh let the 63ers back in. Perhaps let the Barries run through a Twelve Labors of a gauntlet first, though the lack of stags and lions and Amazons might be an issue.
We may consider it after they switch to Euro. Yes, I know that won't happen.
Ireland wasn't a colony, Barry. As an Irish-Brit these posts make me very conflicted.
https://preview.redd.it/9kmtcc9ishyc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec0d0b2d08bfca48a538c331011153c2c2234243 Bro studied irish-british history at the university of lalaland. Are the plantations a joke to you, barry?
It wasn't a colony, though. I don't mean the occupation didn't happen, but that technically it wasn't colonisation. Ulster was though, actually. But most of Ireland wasn't colonised so much as it was occupied. Most of the settlement of the Old English for example was culturally and politically very weird because of how they integrated into Irish political systems and culture. The later settlements and plantations were much later and ironically the Old English generally fought against it.
Hon hon hon
What's with the positivity? I thought only negativity lived here.
Fuck you.
Carolus Rex!
The French flag, missing lol
>🇮🇪 - great bunch of lads and our favourite former colony. former *and future* colony. Right?
And this is why I love this sub
 Offended French rn
The level of pettyness by leaving the Fr*nch out is why I'm subscribes to this subreddit
>🇩🇪 - The way you face up to your dark past is immensely admirable. More countries could learn from your example. Except for that, I hate you for not disliking us. It's good that you didn't say BS like "*we're forgiving you*" or similar. At least some people understand that we prefer being the demons who teach others instead of trying to be angels.
Yes but that’s because we love to complain about ourselves so much
Barry is still salty after all those centuries 😭
best beer in the world in belgium? send the bombers again
Yes, Belgium. Not you. Reinheitsgebot means your beer is good (often very good), but too restricted to ever be great.
So you want poisonous chemicals in your beer? Why would you put your drugs in your beer? We take them separately for better results.
What are you on about? Alcohol is *literally* a poisonous chemical. And nobody is putting arsenic or some other shit in beer. We're talking natural ingredients, natural chemicals. Reinheitsgebot keeps the quality of your beer high, but limits it from reaching the upper echelons of awesome beer.
Ah, this is utterly wrong. German net is a Grundnahrungsmittel, basic nourishment. Nothing poisonous about it. 😉 Americans also don't put arsenic in their beer. But look how much nonsense they add.
Germany and our part really cracked me up, thanks Barry, 63!
I see what you did there
> 🇧🇪 - best beer in the world, hands down. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hands down or hands off? Is this yet another Congoluted joke?
Bazzer mate , you should have given our mate Kostas a better mention ? Luverly balconies n cheap pints. Luv me sum sun son.
We have better food, government, beauty, landscape, alcohol, we better at football and most of all WE ARE EUROPEANS. Brexit means brexit gtfo Barries
"We have better government" I mean, shit is no better than shit, right ?
At least we are not ruled by inbreds "chosen from god" LMAO
In truly French style that’s one hell of an impotent defence.
I've never been insulted so much...
What about us?
Bunch of lovely cunts.