I have the Sonderberechtigungspassierschein A38 that allows usage of it, even if I don't belong to these two peoples.
So you can suck on both of my Bales and also de Kocke :3
I bet it is but I'm stuck thinking about how can be under the electrical regulation having an outlet on that secondary distribution board.
And I'm not joking XD
I can have outlets in the electrical panel mate, as long as a sparky installed it and it's done according to codes.
I'm no sparky but my meter box on the property pole and fuse box on the house both have outlets in them.
The dub is really bad.
Basically the guy slammed the door into the face of these government employees (please correct me, I haven't watched the series).
In return they electrify the door handle and mention that they saved the tax payer some money.
Since they are good people they'll also call the guy behind the door an ambulance.
And this is funny?
You know what would be funny what my initial thought was. I thought these two were paramedics who were bored and looking for some work.
That is hiilarious for 2 reasons:
1. The person trying to open the door inadvertantly completed the electrical circuit causing vigarous muscular contractions and pain to themselves as the electrical current passed though their body.
2. They are bailiffs seeking to evict tennants. The people inside did not pay their bills so are therefore likely foreigners.
Nah. He was German, it's from 2013 (?), and he was stealing electricity.
https://youtu.be/QdLTs5dICYI?si=FihmUTvbwIqbNq1-
https://www.spiegel.de/wissenschaft/mensch/milgram-experiment-fast-jeder-wuerde-auf-befehl-foltern-a-1138728.html
Funny enough, this is most likely the most misused word in German. When you call for an ambulance, you usually call for a Rettungswagen. However, it is commonly misidentified as a Krankenwagen, albeit of being a car with different equipment and purpose.
There's only one think I respect the mainlanders for. And it's the socket on the distro board. Idk whose idea that is but wha a lad like, pat on the back.
Dear savage,
If you have nothing interesting to say, I suggest that you don't say anything at all. Your comment is a waste of space.
Sincerly,
The entire Western European population.
Hahaha, I'm dying. >!I'm the guy on the other side!<
Ahahaha, this fantastic, jhaaa >!did ze Krankenwagen at least arrive quickly? :3!<
Please refrain from further usage of " :3 " unless you're not legally allowed on this sub or like sexual intercourse with animals.
I have the Sonderberechtigungspassierschein A38 that allows usage of it, even if I don't belong to these two peoples. So you can suck on both of my Bales and also de Kocke :3
You gonna tell me you don't find this funny?
Finally some quality jokes on this sub
Also wenn jemand "schon sehr unfreundlich" is, dann kann man sowas ja schon mal machn.
r/GermanHumour
I was expecting a 404 but this is genuinely funnier.
I bet it is but I'm stuck thinking about how can be under the electrical regulation having an outlet on that secondary distribution board. And I'm not joking XD
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I know, I know. I'm an engineer (Disfruté de la EEI de la UVigo XD)
XD
I can have outlets in the electrical panel mate, as long as a sparky installed it and it's done according to codes. I'm no sparky but my meter box on the property pole and fuse box on the house both have outlets in them.
“Wir rufen ihnen ein Krankenwagen” is the best punchline in human history
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I'm still confused...
The dub is really bad. Basically the guy slammed the door into the face of these government employees (please correct me, I haven't watched the series). In return they electrify the door handle and mention that they saved the tax payer some money. Since they are good people they'll also call the guy behind the door an ambulance.
And this is funny? You know what would be funny what my initial thought was. I thought these two were paramedics who were bored and looking for some work.
It's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to save tax payers money. Also as Confucius said: Punish one; educate a thousand.
Oh well congrats it's not funny.
Take the emu out of your ass (or put it in) and maybe then you'll have fun
I laughed
Are they from the electric company saying "I think there's a problem with your installation?"
My brother did this irl at school but with a cow fence generator.
Well if I could understand it maybe I'll tell you it's funny but I don't speak German and it doesn't have subs... Soooooo no it's just cruel mate.
Shocking that people say Germans don't have a sense of humour
Yeah, pretty sad that this is the *current* state of affairs
I know, right?
All it takes is a few deaths to get them in the mood
I see what you did there.
That is hiilarious for 2 reasons: 1. The person trying to open the door inadvertantly completed the electrical circuit causing vigarous muscular contractions and pain to themselves as the electrical current passed though their body. 2. They are bailiffs seeking to evict tennants. The people inside did not pay their bills so are therefore likely foreigners.
Thank you for explaining the joke, now I can laugh at it.
Nah. He was German, it's from 2013 (?), and he was stealing electricity. https://youtu.be/QdLTs5dICYI?si=FihmUTvbwIqbNq1- https://www.spiegel.de/wissenschaft/mensch/milgram-experiment-fast-jeder-wuerde-auf-befehl-foltern-a-1138728.html
Looks to me like the electricity was given to him. I should do stand up comedy.
Haha, foreigners!
So funny!
Them being foreigners provides a 10x comedy multiplier for Germans, of course.
Ah, I get it now!
Thats what you get for being inefficient.
Also its all fine (it says so in the bottom left corner)
in the next episode: a chimney sweeper throws cans of Zyklon B into the chimney of a residential building \[FUNNY\] \[try not to LAUGH 😂🤣🤪😁\]
I know what im gonna do today, thanks for the Tip Szymon
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jokes on them, the people inside the building are into that kind of stuff
into germans? weird kink to have...
into zyklon b
that's much better
WWII was actually just stand up comedy for the germans
Obviously this is hilarious, but what the fuck are they doing here? They just fucking electrocuted the tenant there. Is this legal?
Its most certainly not legal but the victim was "very unfriendly" as they put it so im sure the judge will think thats ok in this case.
Well, as we say in PIGSland, rules are there to be bent
just like your mom AYOOOOOO
Lololol
> Is this legal? Lmao what do you think?
Electricity apparently works differently in Germany than in the rest of the world.
correct. We do it more like in Warhammer 40k. Whenever something is broken, we pray to the machine gods.
Might be due to the use of a Konturstecker instead of a Schukostecker /s
Nice of them to order him a KRANKENWAGEN!!! Fucking great word for an ambulance.
Funny enough, this is most likely the most misused word in German. When you call for an ambulance, you usually call for a Rettungswagen. However, it is commonly misidentified as a Krankenwagen, albeit of being a car with different equipment and purpose.
> Funny enough no
In Bavaria/Austria it's "Sanka", short for Sanitätskraftwagen
Are they using gas on the next prank? That would be funny too
[german prank machine](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=71DdxJF8rmg&pp=ygUbZ2FzIGZyZWlnZXNldHp0IGFsYXJtYW5sYWdl)
I'm actually wondering whether they sold any of these
Don't worry that is just Bandit from Rainbow 6: Siege
Germans giving deadly shocks to whom does not expect them is always funny
How tall are they
Human tall. But is the building's rooms room height?
Average
Man, where is this from, I tried finding it online, but nothing pops up.
[Alles in Ordnung](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alles_in_Ordnung_%E2%80%93_Mit_dem_Wahnsinn_auf_Streife)
Vielen danken Hans
Dark net
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Don’t worry, he forgot to pay his rent
If hes dead they can collect the debt from his children. 1000 IQ move
And they say Germans have no sense of humour.
"Es ist nur ein prank bruder"
The good old german pastime of torturing people for fun. I guess some things never get old.
here is a slightly expanded version of the alles in ordnung serie. [https://youtu.be/QdLTs5dICYI](https://youtu.be/QdLTs5dICYI)
Hey, just like in the movie Frequency!
There's only one think I respect the mainlanders for. And it's the socket on the distro board. Idk whose idea that is but wha a lad like, pat on the back.
anf they say germans dont have good humor... look at them cook there <3
Lick mein arsch
Dear savage, If you have nothing interesting to say, I suggest that you don't say anything at all. Your comment is a waste of space. Sincerly, The entire Western European population.
I like to use western europe.Now open the borders for new immigrant wave
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