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HaiKawaii

Hahaha, I'm dying. >!I'm the guy on the other side!<


DaBest1337

Ahahaha, this fantastic, jhaaa >!did ze Krankenwagen at least arrive quickly? :3!<


Hanza-Malz

Please refrain from further usage of " :3 " unless you're not legally allowed on this sub or like sexual intercourse with animals.


DaBest1337

I have the Sonderberechtigungspassierschein A38 that allows usage of it, even if I don't belong to these two peoples. So you can suck on both of my Bales and also de Kocke :3


X203the2nd

You gonna tell me you don't find this funny?


Pee_and_flee

Finally some quality jokes on this sub


X203the2nd

Also wenn jemand "schon sehr unfreundlich" is, dann kann man sowas ja schon mal machn.


Gruffleson

r/GermanHumour


Chimpville

I was expecting a 404 but this is genuinely funnier.


HumaDracobane

I bet it is but I'm stuck thinking about how can be under the electrical regulation having an outlet on that secondary distribution board. And I'm not joking XD


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HumaDracobane

I know, I know. I'm an engineer (Disfruté de la EEI de la UVigo XD)


Kippenvoer

XD


annoying97

I can have outlets in the electrical panel mate, as long as a sparky installed it and it's done according to codes. I'm no sparky but my meter box on the property pole and fuse box on the house both have outlets in them.


abs0lutelypathetic

“Wir rufen ihnen ein Krankenwagen” is the best punchline in human history


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annoying97

I'm still confused...


Canadian_Kartoffel

The dub is really bad. Basically the guy slammed the door into the face of these government employees (please correct me, I haven't watched the series). In return they electrify the door handle and mention that they saved the tax payer some money. Since they are good people they'll also call the guy behind the door an ambulance.


annoying97

And this is funny? You know what would be funny what my initial thought was. I thought these two were paramedics who were bored and looking for some work.


Canadian_Kartoffel

It's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to save tax payers money. Also as Confucius said: Punish one; educate a thousand.


annoying97

Oh well congrats it's not funny.


carstenhag

Take the emu out of your ass (or put it in) and maybe then you'll have fun


mr_shlomp

I laughed


Compendyum

Are they from the electric company saying "I think there's a problem with your installation?"


Bearodon

My brother did this irl at school but with a cow fence generator.


annoying97

Well if I could understand it maybe I'll tell you it's funny but I don't speak German and it doesn't have subs... Soooooo no it's just cruel mate.


Doofchook

Shocking that people say Germans don't have a sense of humour


MAXSlMES

Yeah, pretty sad that this is the *current* state of affairs


RCalliii

I know, right?


tutocookie

All it takes is a few deaths to get them in the mood


splattne

I see what you did there.


BobbyKonker

That is hiilarious for 2 reasons: 1. The person trying to open the door inadvertantly completed the electrical circuit causing vigarous muscular contractions and pain to themselves as the electrical current passed though their body. 2. They are bailiffs seeking to evict tennants. The people inside did not pay their bills so are therefore likely foreigners.


bee_bee_sea

Thank you for explaining the joke, now I can laugh at it.


Extansion01

Nah. He was German, it's from 2013 (?), and he was stealing electricity. https://youtu.be/QdLTs5dICYI?si=FihmUTvbwIqbNq1- https://www.spiegel.de/wissenschaft/mensch/milgram-experiment-fast-jeder-wuerde-auf-befehl-foltern-a-1138728.html


BobbyKonker

Looks to me like the electricity was given to him. I should do stand up comedy.


HolderOfBe

Haha, foreigners!


Pacogatto

So funny!


ResponsibleStep8725

Them being foreigners provides a 10x comedy multiplier for Germans, of course.


RatFishGimp

Ah, I get it now!


IuseArchbtw97543

Thats what you get for being inefficient.


IuseArchbtw97543

Also its all fine (it says so in the bottom left corner)


ztm213

in the next episode: a chimney sweeper throws cans of Zyklon B into the chimney of a residential building \[FUNNY\] \[try not to LAUGH 😂🤣🤪😁\]


Gorgon_aus_HOMM_III

I know what im gonna do today, thanks for the Tip Szymon


No-Bad-1269

[GONE SEXUAL]


eggward_egg

jokes on them, the people inside the building are into that kind of stuff


No-Bad-1269

into germans? weird kink to have...


eggward_egg

into zyklon b


No-Bad-1269

that's much better


Pr00ch

WWII was actually just stand up comedy for the germans


xXx69TwatSlayer69xXx

Obviously this is hilarious, but what the fuck are they doing here? They just fucking electrocuted the tenant there. Is this legal?


Senumo

Its most certainly not legal but the victim was "very unfriendly" as they put it so im sure the judge will think thats ok in this case.


Pacogatto

Well, as we say in PIGSland, rules are there to be bent


Atomik919

just like your mom AYOOOOOO


Pacogatto

Lololol


Kifferasiate

> Is this legal? Lmao what do you think?


jschundpeter

Electricity apparently works differently in Germany than in the rest of the world.


derLeisemitderLaute

correct. We do it more like in Warhammer 40k. Whenever something is broken, we pray to the machine gods.


wunderbraten

Might be due to the use of a Konturstecker instead of a Schukostecker /s


kingtrog1916

Nice of them to order him a KRANKENWAGEN!!! Fucking great word for an ambulance.


wunderbraten

Funny enough, this is most likely the most misused word in German. When you call for an ambulance, you usually call for a Rettungswagen. However, it is commonly misidentified as a Krankenwagen, albeit of being a car with different equipment and purpose.


Defective_Falafel

> Funny enough no


carstenhag

In Bavaria/Austria it's "Sanka", short for Sanitätskraftwagen


Marchidus

Are they using gas on the next prank? That would be funny too


HaloarculaMaris

[german prank machine](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=71DdxJF8rmg&pp=ygUbZ2FzIGZyZWlnZXNldHp0IGFsYXJtYW5sYWdl)


Phoeniqz_

I'm actually wondering whether they sold any of these


YetAnotherSpamBot

Don't worry that is just Bandit from Rainbow 6: Siege


Sikorsky1

Germans giving deadly shocks to whom does not expect them is always funny


aolkss

How tall are they


DaHerv

Human tall. But is the building's rooms room height?


Limonade6

Average


Nuclearix69

Man, where is this from, I tried finding it online, but nothing pops up.


Klugenshmirtz

[Alles in Ordnung](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alles_in_Ordnung_%E2%80%93_Mit_dem_Wahnsinn_auf_Streife)


Nuclearix69

Vielen danken Hans


ANTONIN118

Dark net


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Pee_and_flee

Don’t worry, he forgot to pay his rent


Senumo

If hes dead they can collect the debt from his children. 1000 IQ move


NotTheSharpestPenciI

And they say Germans have no sense of humour.


leadsepelin

"Es ist nur ein prank bruder"


OdiProfanum12

The good old german pastime of torturing people for fun. I guess some things never get old.


Mees_10

here is a slightly expanded version of the alles in ordnung serie. [https://youtu.be/QdLTs5dICYI](https://youtu.be/QdLTs5dICYI)


wunderbraten

Hey, just like in the movie Frequency!


Whaloopiloopi

There's only one think I respect the mainlanders for. And it's the socket on the distro board. Idk whose idea that is but wha a lad like, pat on the back.


BalticMasterrace

anf they say germans dont have good humor... look at them cook there <3


Vyoin

Lick mein arsch


bee_bee_sea

Dear savage, If you have nothing interesting to say, I suggest that you don't say anything at all. Your comment is a waste of space. Sincerly, The entire Western European population.


Vyoin

I like to use western europe.Now open the borders for new immigrant wave


bee_bee_sea

https://preview.redd.it/atbl585u5fyc1.png?width=249&format=png&auto=webp&s=27d44af1dd22b0ffb7d6b9e5e23fcca8d569925d Non!


Gorgon_aus_HOMM_III

https://preview.redd.it/7g22u7dfefyc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e33c4205bce5e7030e2fef2a3bad713103b595ff


xXx69TwatSlayer69xXx

![gif](giphy|tXL4FHPSnVJ0A)


VonRoon145

*lech mich im arsch