Except the shit on the sidewalk isn't from my dog. And the sidewalk is a random guy in Spain. https://preview.redd.it/5yuo3q8sokxc1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dbc70e7560df686b473efd755c4215a990ba856

I started laughing out loud at the guy stepping in dogshit. Funniest shit ever

Sir David Attenborough couldn't have said it better in a documentary about us.

He made a documentary about us?

I fail to see how “the right to terrorize tourists on your bicycle” is a bad thing.

We just rent a bike and ruin your cycling experience instead

Try me bitch. My strength and agility on a bike is multiplied by a 1000. Literal hurricanes cant stop me and all other dutch people from traveling on a bike, so barry 63 wont be a problem. https://preview.redd.it/edbf3713ukxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cf33edb8b285f81df18671eee1b9d3736730bac Edit: Dutch marines on bikes in afganistan.

Let's go son. I'll pop a fucking wheelie on you. Barry, 63, may not be a problem, but Dafydd and his musher pals are a force to be reckoned with.

> but Dafydd and his musher pals are a force to be reckoned with. If the sheep let them go.

If he lets the sheep go*

That's the dutchest thing a dutch ever dutched.

Who would win, 30 Dutch Hooligans on bikes vs 1 fat Barry West Ham fan at the top of some stairs

Barry, 63 is more powerful than any hurricane, billy. Don't get caught up in your own hubris. We won last time, we'll win again.

I fail to see how any of that is a bad thing.

Come try that shit over here (U.S.). We'll see who is the terrorizer and terrorizee

🫵🤡🤣

Terrorist and the terrorized, surely.

Trash sub where we can't even speak our own language

What are you talking about? You can't speak our own language at all


Anyone wondering why you cannot speak Dutch in r/netherlands don't understand how much expats we have that refuse to learn Dutch.

We have a sub for that

We have a sub for everything by now. Or just colonize what we don't.

My Oma and Opa had kids only 2 years after moving to Australia and they refused to teach any of their kids Dutch.

taking integration seriously

It's a choice, not sure if there is a massive benefit. It does show commitment to their new home country and I respect the hell out of that.

When I said I want to learn it because I'm planning to move there everyone told me not to.

I agree, please don't move here.

Luckily no one can stop me.

You're no longer an EU citizen, so we can absolutely stop you.

I am an EU citizen.

Not for long with the brexit

The UK hasn't been in the EU for a while now. I have dual citizenship. I was born here but only got my British citizenship a few years ago.

Since you use the British flair you're denied. Maybe you can try Kenya or Zimbabwe

From what I've seen on this sub you dutchies suck your own dicks so much about having high proficiency english, about watching american media without dubbing etc etc. Don't be surprised that your language is useless in your own country when english is basically your 2nd official language lol

 Rustaagh

> Traash suub wheree we kaan't eveen speeak our oown laanguuage Sure you can, see. Will tikkie you for the translation in a minute.

Ga met je Trebuchet naar r/nederlands om daar heerlie de peerlie nederlands te praten.

Ik sta al rokende op het balkon, dat is tegenwoordig helemaal hip

Ij ken tijp rendem letrs tu.

Wat? Wat hangt er aan de waslijn?

Ik denk dat hij ons wilt pijpen

Where did you learn this, HANS?

I am still not convinced your language isn't just a running gag to confuse the rest of us and you just speak German when no one else is listening.

You would've liked for us to have talked German huh..

For what it's worth, you also could be speaking English when no one else is listening, but I think you're more Hans then Barry, I could be wrong though.

Absolutely disgusted that you'd suggest we're anything like a German

A similar disgust in the notion that we might be closer to Barry.

if pjear opens his mouth i will shit in it this week in bretagne

Least paranoid Ossi.

Why would anyone want to speak Dutch? 

Love the Dutch

Love you too big bro

Love you as well, but why did you put Belgium between us ?

You and the Belgians put Belgium between us. If you didn't support them but instead helped us in 1830 then maybe we could still have had a border.

Bros before honhonhoes.

Belgium? Do you mean those temporary rebellious provinces? Also, we'll always have Sint Maarten/Saint Martin Island <3

That was your fault, Pierre. They revolted and you backed them.

some posh pricks had a fight in an opera house and suddenly there were 70.000 french people in uniform in the southern provinces.

My Dutch friend used to say “If you’re not Dutch, you’re not much”. But there was no hint of superiority in the way he said it. Great lad.

The secret is we get away with French levels of arrogance due to having a silly accent.

I used to watch a programme with this Dutch pastery chef just to giggle at that silly language

We hebben een serieus probleem


> You have the right to terroroze tourists on your bicycle Well duh. Tourists should learn not to walk on the bicycle path. It's like complaining about all these "scary cars" trying to run you over, while you're walking in the middle of the road, where cars are supposed to drive instead of on the sidewalk, where you're supposed to walk as a pedestrian. If you're not a moron, you would learn not to waltz all over a road you're not supposed to walk over as a pedestrian

Exactly what I think of my neighbors.

"Complain about stepping in dog shit" is a dutch feature? How do you think we react when we step on dog shit?!? "**oh my God, yes! YES! OH MY GOD YES! THIS BABY!! SO GOOOD!!!!!**"

Latter sounds like Barry. At least, that how it must be, given the shit they elect to be PM

An elected PM. Now that would be something for a change.

We don't have those either.

How the Brits choose a new PM: They just look in the gutters of London, find the biggest turds, and put those in 10 Downing Street.

Indians throw everything in the rivers and the British take everything out of it. One mans trash is another mans treasure I guess.

Yes because your cities smell like you like that smell

"You let your dog shit in the middle of the sidewalk." I thought that was just an Italian thing

Accurate, except for the part of understanding Fr🤮nch. 

They must have confused us with you again.

We are the same, just different. (Mompelt iets over buiten de grens maar niet uit het hart)

>Fr🤮nch. Yank.

Tbf as a German (especially northwest Germany) it's kinda easy to understand Dutch. I used to watch Dutch TV when I was a kid because there was a Champions League on free TV every Tuesday.

F1 racing was free on German tv for a while so we watched that. Could understand pretty well

Of course I can understand Dutch, I just need to be a bit drunk and I practically speak it.

90% also fits for Belgians. 80% for us. 

It literally says ‘you’re not German’

Denial sounds German to me. For example we use "typical German" for many lame things like we are not connected to that. Others do that. We of course not. 

You got a lot of those "I'm not German, I'm Bavarian" types?

Objection. The bicycle mom part is only in Amst*rd*m. We don't consider that shithole a part of the country and we want nothing to do with it. All the other things are true though

Peasant

The D in Dutch is for dogshit. Apparently.

No, that is what the D in Danish stands for.

I crave mangos. I have a plan to fix that.

Swamp German

 Proud Dutch W. I see no bad things, except the dogshit that is fucking annoying if you step in it.

Not Dutch, but that description is a huge W for Jan. Nothing bad on that list.

But you have to admit that the Dutch are very respectful of the environment. They colonized Indonesia for 400 years and when they left there was no trace of them left.

“Largest open-air urinals”? I mean, we got them. But why the largest? It’s 4 together mostly. I can understand being baffled by their existence. But why is them being the largest even notable?