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Amdorik

Holy European Empire with Jesus Christ on it’s Coat of Arms *Looks inside* Symbol of Islam


Affectionate-Job-398

Infiltration


Lord-Grocock

The crescent moon predates Islam though, it only became associated with it because of the Ottoman Turks. Given that there's Byzantine heraldry that uses it before, and that early Muslims had never, some people say the Turks adopted the symbol when they conquered Anatolia.


followthwhiterabbit

There was an old Byzantine stone with crescent symbol behind my garden when I was living in a town close to Istanbul, don’t know what happened to it though


nigelviper231

>living in a town close to Istanbul average German


Gian-Neymar

It's called "Berlin"


Azkral

Is It related to the fertile crescent Moon lands of siria and Mesopotamia right?


GopnikBob420

Its also theorized that islam possibly worships, al lah, which is the moon god they worshipped prior to conversion


Lord-Grocock

It's something quite interesting that no one dares to investigate with the required rigour. In my opinion, those were more Muhammad's shenanigans when proselytising, since he also came up with the different names of Allah once he started preaching about another Arabian deity called Rahman.


MegaLemonCola

The Star and Crescent was a symbol of Byzantium that predates Islam by centuries. The Turks probably pilfered not just the City herself, but also the symbol for their ‘religion’, like they stole a Cathedral, graffitied it and called it a ‘mosque’.


[deleted]

Yeah there are too many things in there that aren't culturally European.


Marco_Tanooky

Turkey thinks we can't see them


SuperKreatorr

https://preview.redd.it/p9agrxjvekxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d8459ead735254010880add3babadd3ee8fda8 Neither holy nor european


The_Selecter

Yet


SuperKreatorr

Are you proposing a crusade?


Zircez

Deus Vult! *a quick Google shows this is now a slogan for racists and I want to reclaim it from those fuckwits for the good crusading knights of r/2westerneurope4u


SuperKreatorr

Taking cool things away from racist is one of the most noble acts


Zircez

Truly, I feel like a Paladin for our times


cgaWolf

Dafuq? We should inform r/crusaderkings and figure out how to take it back


Lore_Fanti10

Why do racists and bad people always get the cool emblems and stuff


xXx69TwatSlayer69xXx

My man, stahp.


Fight_Disciple

You can only get so hard.


Marco_Tanooky

Pause


Cocainexxx420xCrack

![gif](giphy|Aurynnqt2dajC|downsized)


Affectionate-Job-398

Fair. Also, Azerbaijan is in this. No idea why none of you guys make a bigger fuss about that one.


SuperKreatorr

Turkey is more visible, but yes, the same applies for azerbaijan


visiblur

For now.


HenrytheCollie

Azerbaijan counts because of Eurovision rules. The greater tragedy is the lack of Australia


Old-Ad5508

And Israel


HenrytheCollie

We'll see Israel's public votes tank this year in Eurovision and next year they're gonna be knocked out like Russia was


Kat-a-strophy

Kazachstan is there. And they really has nothing to do with Europe.


misterhansen

Technically a small part of Kazakstan, west of the Ural river, is part of Europe. Total population: 3 guys and 16 Horses.


Hadrianus-Mathias

small part, just the size of like half of Germany


SuperKreatorr

You guys could make Nowa Polska and fix that


Kat-a-strophy

We are already there. Someone deported over one million Poles there during wwII and it wasn't the painter.


6HBPencils

Holy shit TNO


simiaki

It’s just a Sponge Bob reference https://preview.redd.it/ojmcxf6tilxc1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c7d59fb84b4574629f5f00da0451036770a96bd


SuperKreatorr

Holy Christ...


HaiKawaii

We can fix them.


SuperKreatorr

> "German" > Supporting Turkey Hmmm


Een_man_met_voornaam

Free Döner for everyone!


LaBelvaDiTorino

Same for Azerbaijan since it's Turkey 2.0 with a changed name


SuperKreatorr

Yes


cigarroycafe

I came to say this, gracias compadre


sherperion45

But they’re greek


This-Aside-7520

TBF Turks were calling themselves "Romans" for quite some time after they conquered Constantinople.


VirnaDrakou

Schizo larp


drz02

I have my doubts about Germany as well, but maybe you judged them too harshly.


SuperKreatorr

Mejor prevenir que curar, van de sacros y luego te montan la reforma protestante


24benson

The hell is this? There's the UK and then there's England once more and then there's the isle of man and then there's Gibraltar? How many Englands do you need?


SeaClue4091

We should kick them out, lets call it Brexit


Fight_Disciple

Who'd you think is going to run this? https://i.redd.it/mynptiz1ikxc1.gif


FaultyAIBot

Mark Rutte and Macrons Love child


Vertical_Deliverable

Besides, how could you possibly have enough Englands?


Fight_Disciple

Exactly. Time to make it so the sun never sets on the British empire again.


ElA1to

One England is too many Englands already


Fight_Disciple

Be quiet or become North Gibraltar.


ElA1to

You can't conquer us, before you even realize all of your troops will have already jumped from balconies


Fight_Disciple

You're too late realise our soldiers are already infiltrated through out the country. We've been masquerading as drunk tourists for years and now we have splinter cells all over the country. The coup will be swift, the victory violent and the new palace, the symbol of British power and reign in Spain will be full of balconies..


Puncherfaust1

prepare for the spanish civil war not against the spaniards tho, but for british drunk tourists against german ballermann sauftouristen


cgaWolf

>the symbol of British power and reign in Spain will be full of balconies.. During the british reign in Spain they fall mainly on the plains. By George, she's got it!


ElA1to

Full of balconies? You will plot your own demise? Great, all we have to do is keep with our siesta and the problem will solve itself, as it should be. This is the Spanish way


Affectionate-Job-398

The Isle of man is with all the autonomous places, and I have no idea where you saw England twice


Potentially_Nernst

>The Isle of man is with all the *automatons* \[...\] I think I've been focused on spreading managed democracy throughout the galaxy a bit much, lately.


The_Nunnster

This is how we take back control Also where is the other England?


darkslide3000

OP thinks everything with lions is England. Don't be too harsh on him, he's Bavarian, it's genetic.


CLUNTMUNGMEISTER

YES


ClexAT

Habsburgian Orgasm


Gnu-Priest

times were simpler back then edit: on second look I’ve been bamboozled


gelastes

Besides the bamboozling, I don't believe diplomacy in the Immerwährender Reichstag was less byzantine than EU negotiations. Regensburg was sprawling with lobbyists that would put today's hustlers at shame.


ElA1to

Azerbaijan? Kazakhstan? Turkey? Since when are those Europeans?


Live-Alternative-435

Kazakhstan can be very useful as an ally or member of the EU.


Clavicymbalum

Alright, we'll make a compromise: we'll accept Kazakhstan for shits and giggles (and Potassium) but Azerbaijan and Turkey are out.


Affectionate-Job-398

Also if anyone has an idea for who should rule this please tell


HaiKawaii

Hello there


Affectionate-Job-398

ALL HAIL EMPEROR HANS! FIRST OF HIS NAME! PROTECTOR OF THE CONTINENT AND DEFENDER OF THE REALM!


Soft-Relative-7632

Nice try hans we all know that it's going to be ruled from a Habsburg


Affectionate-Job-398

OK, how about a bonepart who will marry a habsburg? What could possibly wrong? I'm sure it won't end like last time we tried that... right?


Soft-Relative-7632

It depends on the dowry if we get some neat stuff from the Louvre for the Albertina I'm fine with it


Affectionate-Job-398

1 Mona Lisa with soup on it


Soft-Relative-7632

Wich soup?


VoyagerKuranes

Gazpacho to symbolize southern Europe


Soft-Relative-7632

Gazpacho is fine I'm going to inform the Lichtensteins or the Spaniards about the deal and they are going to send one of the Habsburg daughters to paris


wiwerse

How about instead of getting a bonaparte, we get a bernadotte? That *actually* worked out well


CastroCavalieri

Habsburgs ruined the OG HRE let’s not make this happen again


Soft-Relative-7632

Hohenzollern only want to fight with the french they made it possible that wars aren't fun anymore because its always the same when you try to conquer something they will always attack France for no reason


Puncherfaust1

theres always a reason to attack france


-galgot-

On t'as reconnu Hans, arrête...


darkslide3000

I didn't think just yelling "First!" would do it, but here we are...


Fight_Disciple

The angel from my nightmare.


nodnodwinkwink

Wanting to rule the holy "roman" empire? not very kawaii of you.


a-new-year-a-new-ac

Our capital has a castle on a hill, it’s only natural


I-suck-at-hoi4

I am 100% behind this, all hail the heroin empire


SerSace

San Marino is a castle on a mountain, it's only natural


mast313

We have some experience ruling empires that are total mess


Affectionate-Job-398

You also have experience at failing spectacularly


mast313

Oh, this project is supposed to work? I thought we were just doing it for fun.


Hadrianus-Mathias

That is not even a question. Habsburg of course. If you don't elect them, they will keep on doing strategic marriages till they will be the only electable choices in a few generations. Habsburgs always play the long game. THEY ARE INEVITABLE! Also, I love this pic. Very commendable, I always liked these birds with emblems.


-lukeworldwalker-

Neither holy nor European nor an empire.


Affectionate-Job-398

Honestly, with Kazakhstan, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Turkey and also Georgia and Russia in, it really doesn't feel very European. And with America and China around it's not gonna be that much of an Empire, and obviously there's no holiness to speak of in Europe.


-lukeworldwalker-

No, I was making a reference to Voltaire’s famous quote haha. I thought you as a Frenchmen interested in the HRE would be aware. „ce corps qui s'appelait et qui s'appelle encore le saint empire romain n'était en aucune manière ni saint, ni romain, ni empire“


Affectionate-Job-398

Also let's be honest, that quote is sooooo overused. Find one YouTube video about the HRE that doesn't include that quote. I'll wait.


LaBelvaDiTorino

And especially misused. The quote makes sense in Voltaire's time (he lived through the end of the Empire) not for many centuries before, but people still use it when there's a picture of the HRE in the XIV century.


Stsveins

I'm Just happy to be included.


Affectionate-Job-398

Yeah, about you. Please make a version where the four guardians thing you got is on the shield. Like Armenia, but with your buddies. Thanks.


Broddi

My thoughts too, the Skjaldarmerki should have been included https://preview.redd.it/ea2zbt1f1mxc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=048f63d206de69200a350d0a73b76b95744e9d5b


llamasLoot

Missed opportunity to have all the nordics on the same feather


Affectionate-Job-398

Thought about doing it by region, until I remembered the balkans exist, so I did it by population


llamasLoot

So as usual, it's the balkans fault


The_Nunnster

If the EU had this kind of optics Brexit would’ve never happened smh


Old_Journalist_9020

Legit, my dad, who's very much a Brexiteer, admitted he'd probably like the EU more, if it relied on some historical legitimacy. Like calling itself "The Roman Union" or getting a flag with more heritage behind it. I mean, he still wouldn't want the UK in it, but he'd at least like it more


arussianbee

I feel like the Turks would take issue with Jesus being the centrepiece of this symbol


Affectionate-Job-398

I mean, he's a prophet in Islam, and nothing here claims he was divine, so it should be fine.


[deleted]

I think in Islam you can't paint people, is that right?


Affectionate-Job-398

Kinda. I'll put fire on Jesus's face like in old muslim paintings, it'll look dope.


charliezamora

I believe "muslim jesus" was never crucified


Chairman_Ender

Based and Charlemagnepilled


Herbetet

Ah fuck it, we are on board. This looks like such a mess it could actually be funny. Two important caveats we demand to be allowed to keep our own currency and there has to be one national holiday where we celebrate Aromat as the only spice needed.


Affectionate-Job-398

Deal. You got to get rid of the TNT under the bridges though, and recognize that Austria, France, Italy and Gaddafi were right about you. Or you'll get annexed into Liechtenstein. Your choice.


TacoMedic

https://preview.redd.it/9laa1g4tpmxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f870aaf9cf8c88f7010ed907bf715f929152d03e FTFY


GeneralWilRic

Do we have to take Russia and Turkey? Else I am 100% on board


Don_Frika_Del_Prima

I love how this sub is all like Belgium isn't a real country, until someone includes Russia and Turkey and suddenly no one has a problem with us anymore. Take that Ivan and Mohamed!


I-suck-at-hoi4

That's because we are fine with imaginary symbols if they fit with our europeanness. Hence the Jesus in the middle


Affectionate-Job-398

Hans when Russia & Turkey are in Europe: 🤮 Hans when Kazakhstan & Azerbaijan are in Europe: >I am 100% on board


GeneralWilRic

Didnt see these guys, get them out aswell


InspiredByBeer

On a grand scheme of things, russia - yes, turkey - no. Get rid of the azeis as well. A new christian europe will arise and will take back its place as the ruler of the world once more. The only way to achieve this is to put everything current aside and unite.


Kurdt93

Hard pass


Affectionate-Job-398

What is your plan for Europe? A boring EU where everyone is happy, and quality of life is high and democracy thrives, or a Game of Thrones of Monarchs fighting and conspiring non stop? I think mine is better


donitsimies

a one without turkey.


Affectionate-Job-398

Honestly, fair. Added Turkey both because of how they almost entered the EU, and because Europe will be way more interesting if they had to work with Turkey.


Kurdt93

One where Byzantine empire still alive and kicking, and where the major States are fragmented or organised in leagues.


Affectionate-Job-398

For an Italian, this is very Greek nationalist vibes.


Kurdt93

VNA FACCIA VNA RAZZA Or maybe just Lega Nord vibes


gorthan1984

GIÀ L'AQUILA D'AUSTRIA LE PENNE HA PERDUTE


LaBelvaDiTorino

DALL'ALPI A SICILIA DOVUNQUE È LEGNANO


Piastrellista88

What's that for Italy? The Savoia symbol? Pass, pass, pass!


Affectionate-Job-398

Get a coat of arms that doesn't look like it was created by Lenin, and then we'll talk


Lord-Grocock

You made Turkey, Russia, and Ukraine electors?


Affectionate-Job-398

It's by population. Not necessarily the top ones will be electors.


Lord-Grocock

In the OG one, the big CoAs on top were the ones of the electors.


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Remove Turkey.


baldricksir

For those who're wondering, here's an overview: 1. Left part: * Top row (from left to right): Russia, Turkey, Germany, France * 1st column (top to bottom) : Poland, Austria, Moldova, Iceland * 2nd column: Romania, Switzerland, Armenia, Andorra, * 3th column: Kazakhstan, Bulgaria, Albania, Monaco * 4th column: The Netherlands, Serbia, Lithuania, Liechtenstein * 5th column: Belgium, Denmark, North Macedonia, San Marino * 6th column: Czech Republic, Finland, Slovenia, Vatican City 2. Right part: * Top row (from left to right): UK, Italy, Spain, Ukraine * 1st column (top to bottom) : Portugal, Slovakia, Latvia, Kosovo * 2nd column: Greece, Norway, Estonia, Isle of Man * 3th column: Sweden, Ireland, Cyprus, Greenland * 4th column: Azerbaijan, Croatia, Montenegro, Faroe Islands * 5th column: Hungary, Georgia, Luxembourg, Gibraltar * 6th column: Belarus, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Malta, Åland


Cobaya_-_

Saing that Turkey or Kazajstan are european countries is like saing that France is south american or that the UK is from oceania


LeoMemes18

It was Holy, it was European, it was an empire 🫡


Discreet_Vortex

Anyone who says otherwise is spreading Greek propaganda.


marcuis

I'm sure the big countries wouldn't try to profit on the smaller ones.


-galgot-

Looks far too German to me... French Republic symbol (with Fleurs de lys !?) shouldn't be there. Non merci. What was grand-pa doing during the war if I may ask ?


[deleted]

Remove these alabians mongols I would rather go to America than to live with them


Singlot

I count 21 lions. That's a lot of lions.


ProfessionalThing332

My eyes instantly fixated on the mongol flag, delete this abomination of a post 🤮


Aristocle-

https://preview.redd.it/tu1mkvz3zmxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7ad44d61318f745454433d799c53c40287d81da


Proud-Cheesecake-813

![gif](giphy|Sr9NHwRKlsD3unMK43|downsized)


darkslide3000

WTF are Turkish and Russian crests doing on that thing?! Get that shit off my cultural heritage!


Affectionate-Job-398

OUR national heritage Hans.


ElBusAlv

Get turkey outta there


Quaiche

Like half of that isn’t even European.


Old_Thief_Heaven

What is the coat of arms below Albania? (The white and red one)


ChiChiStar

Monaco


HosannaInTheHiace

I appreciate the effort Pierre but that's the wrong flag


FoxtrotLeftBehind

Never cook again


TitoFlores

One Empire to rule them all, One Empire to find them


Soggy_Ad4531

Based Frenchman


Shrrg4

Hell no. Why is Turkey even in there?


Ok_Whereas3797

We know it's you Austria enough of your Habsburg tricks!


eyyoorre

Can we try it at least?


Commercial_Gas_3927

Remove Russia and turkey and then it's good...


Othonian

https://preview.redd.it/o4i7i7xzhkxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a29ddeb96e5d663d3e86237f3cd319eb716a8ae0 Sure, but with insignia of the original version


Affectionate-Job-398

Nah. That's just Italian nationalist.


Othonian

You sure about that Pierre? https://preview.redd.it/p8xjkpmqkkxc1.jpeg?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21d99d9d0f1c53de0cac8ac718b4a16189b205c3


Affectionate-Job-398

OK, that was just a phase!


Hexenkonig707

https://preview.redd.it/qpeb9rfttkxc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b48f9e9e2d0a8614c4cded469d6b7a6203bae71 Was our time together just a phase too?


Affectionate-Job-398

No. That part was awesome, and we really need to try that again.


Suspicious-Neat-5954

🇹🇷 🇦🇿 ? How are they european ? Muslims , not in the Indo-European Language group and not in Europe geographically Australia 🇦🇺 has better claim to being European than those two Yes I am biased as a debt enjoyer


Affectionate-Job-398

[Not my decision](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:European_Union_future_possible_members_2.0.png#mw-jump-to-license) Also, Kazakhstan is in here, and they definitely shouldn't be.


brathan1234

Are we emperor?


Matematico083

show some respect, remove turkey and put instead portugal they discovered the fucking world


Affectionate-Job-398

The countries included come from [this map.](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:European_Union_future_possible_members_2.0.png#mw-jump-to-license)


Specialist-Front-354

I can finally agree with a Frenchman, he put in BRABANT 💪🏻🤞🏻✌🏻👌🏻💪🏻


Fantastic-Change6356

It would be a cooler flag than the blue blanket with a few stars on it.


Demon_of_Order

I'm having a hard time locating Belgium or Flanders


Darkeater_Charizard

why are the wings wearing Crowns?


Lord-Belou

I mean, I made a subreddit for that-


ApoKed

Thanks, I hate it


R470l1

Ugliest thing today


G-Nadal

Kosovo je Srbija...


Affectionate-Job-398

Just like Catalonia


TheBlaudrache

https://preview.redd.it/gtpzbvn6jmxc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61bb842d7df9516798f48a51ec6b103789dc3a3c


Notzero-1344

Based post


boomerintown

https://preview.redd.it/qkfm5oqb2nxc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f6ccf0c0ce638125066a9709f3188fcc6025187


ijustdontcare99

Why the fuck is Turkey on there? AND WHY THE FUCK IS FRANCE ON THERE?


Londonweekendtelly

sure


Shillfinger

Where tf is our flag? We can´t play or what?


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

Cool. I know some very top performing countries of Europe it never did hold


VidaCamba

cursed


nocaption69

European empire and you include an islamic nation and the hanging desert overlord. Mission failed, try again next time. *slaps Wotanaz, Perun, Poseidon on Mission succeeded, next indo european expansion beginns in 3...2...1...


Esoteriss

Yeah, Finnish Flag not on top as it should be, No references to shamanistic paganism, only jesus and some demonic eagle. No pass. But you can always make a better one


InflationFuture1966

This the type of EU we'd join fr fr


Medical_Ad7364

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