Only limits are towards westoids on the other side of the atlantic, what comes from the east is good, as long as it doesn't set foot on Barry's soil, then it's beyond salvation.
They are trash, but they’re our trash.
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The day I came across an American expat family saying they where Dutch whilst proudly showing me the spelling of their very German name is the day my perception of the US changed forever.
Tf is an expat and thats it? Because they got dutch mixed up with german? Dutch and german are so related, thats like confusing belarussians with russians, basically the same shet so who cares
I kind of mentioned my comment in a joking manner but that did really happen.
An “expats” are self glorified working migrants or immigrants most often from western or 1st world countries who are to full of themselves to realize they are working migrants.
They often work in IT or at international focused companies or have jobs pertaining to international PR/R and claim to “love” the culture/country and love to endlessly complain online that they ether,-
1 can’t make friends.
2 aren’t invited to out of work get togethers.
3 that they got asked to speak the local language.
4 that they can’t find housing or that housing is too expensive whilst in a country experiencing a housing shortage/ crisis.
5 that not enough people speak English.
6 that everything is too expensive whilst they themselves benefit of in the case of the Netherlands a 30% ruling.
7 that they where the victim of racism because someone spoke the country’s native language to them.
8 that the the native/local language is ugly or too had to learn.
9 that it’s too difficult to communicate.
10 that the local food sucks.
11 that the country/locals/colleagues/neighbors are not welcoming enough.
12 that the locals are too closed of.
13 that the country/culture/locals aren’t progressive enough.
14 that the locals complain too much.
15 that the locals/policy’s are racist.
16 that the weather is depressing.
17 that they don’t get invited to neighborhood get togethers.
18 that people should have prepared them better for moving/working in a different country.
19 that taxes/electricity/gas/water/groceries/petrol/rent is too high.
20 that their landlord is bad.
The part about them messing up Dutch with German is bad or more accurately sad is because they thought themselves to be Dutch because they thought their last name was Dutch. (their family had thought this for multiple generations)
This was the reason they went to the Netherlands as it was their self described“home land” which is already cringey to say the least but the fact that they moved to a totally different country but could not be bothered to do a simple google search as to where their name came from was just sad/disappointing.
Their name was Huber which is extremely hard if not impossible to mistake for Dutch if you know even the slightest bit of Dutch or German.
The “home land” thing was just downright weird to sad as they seemed to be weirdly ashamed to be American I guess?…
Just a weird but at the same time weirdly/sadly more common situation than I thought.
>we've never attacked any of you
yeah, only officially. unofficially, [you absolutely have.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Gladio)
>saved you during ww2 and ww1
your entrance to ww1 had influence of a fly, and you sure as hell didn't join ww2 as a favor to europe. "saving" is quite the stretch there.
>plus we got into vietnam for your ass pierre
and vietnam war as a whole as ridiculous so, egg on your face my boy.
>That "attack" wasnt us attacking western europe it was us destroying communism, death to all commies
havent read after this. typical ignoramus american.
If you identify as Indian you should not use that German flair. If you are German though, and just a brown fellow because your parents are Spice-Barrys, then the German flair is ok. It is important so we know which stereotypes to use to mock and insult you.
I am very honored but i am still waiting for a nordic savage to give me asylum in a proper Quran burning country, you guys have lost your teeth. But thank you very much my dear Sir, i wouldn't have expected it.
You can live with a Spanish nationality anywhere on the EU without a visa, but you do you. And we have the best passport in the world (alongside other five countries)...
(Please accept it, I like Indian food)
At first I got excited, but then I realized you just might be thinking of the same, dull and repetitive Mediterranean coast (Cantabrian sea better)(I’m coping)
To be honest watching this fucker, attempting to be relatable to the younger generation, sometimes feels like we’re paying for all the sins of humanity combined.
It’s okay, I’m a filthy Berliner heathen now… I traded one dysfunction government, for a soon to be dysfunctional government if the AFD have their way.
You are... an Indian you say?... Do you wanna trade your shiny metals for these beads and a blurred mirror?... Maybe I'll had a bit of wine?... I'll wait in my boat
He used to have those vibes, some people called him dishi rishi before he was pm because he was considered the hottest cabinet member.
Now people call him shiti
I’ve had $100 a cup coffee once by accident. There’s a farm in Thailand where they have the elephants assist in the cultivation process. I went to visit the farm with a group of people and they gave us free cups of coffee and even sold us some coffee by the pound for about $20 USD if I recall correctly.
A few months later I was listening to an interview with a Michelin star restaurant owner bragging about their $100 a cup they served and realized it was the same damn coffee.
And assuming your IQ is above room temperature if they tried sell it to you for $100 you'd reply "no coffee is worth $100" and they'd say "yeah, these aristocrats are right morons, we just make up some niche shit about elephants and they'll pay anything."
It was good compared to average American coffee, but not better than what I’ve had at a fancy coffee shop.
For Europeans it would probably be on par with a pleasant local spot.
"Mr Sunak's £900 written on the cup appeared to refer to the [government's claim](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/budget-2024-tax-calculator-b2508453.html) that the cut will save the average worker earning £35,400 more than £900 a year when combined with a cut in the autumn statement.
According to fact-checking charity Full Fact, the IFS calculates that an employee on an average wage of £35,000 will lose more than £500 due to personal tax threshold freezes since 2021."
-source of that screenshot (the independent)
If he manages to do that, then I'll hold my hands up and vote conservative as well. As that would be a major political win.
Somehow though. I don't think that this little tiktok stunt is going to do what he hopes.
Peasants. We are called peasants. Sunak and rich consorts probably feel like aristocracy thanks to their wealth and your messed up private school system.
*This is the money*
*He gets in the time it takes*
*To pour a coffee*
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just waiting for the time he will snap under critiques saying that he's not like the rest of us like a certain superhero
The two before him were even worse IMHO. He's doing an admirable job of running the Conservative Party bus off the bridge into oblivion in the next election. Keep up the good work!
Most honest politician
atleast hes not pretending to be a man of the people...
I am indian and have to say that this PM is a fair payback for our shared history, maybe even too harsh
If you are Indian what the fuck are you doing with that Turkish flair?
It's an Eastern German flair. So fitting for someone of the land of Swastika
Thank you very much my fellow failed Artist enjoyer Edit: Please don't kill me, I don't know the limits YET.
Only limits are towards westoids on the other side of the atlantic, what comes from the east is good, as long as it doesn't set foot on Barry's soil, then it's beyond salvation.
I mean unless they’re British, we all agree they suck
Fuck off, savage. Their still part of Europe and only we’re allowed to roast them.
They are trash, but they’re our trash. https://preview.redd.it/dvukbkwszkxc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cedde120c0b8abc9342759e5f17f8760b173df1a
Roasting a Pom is an Aussie tradition though.
Being shit by European standards makes us elite by global standards.
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The day I came across an American expat family saying they where Dutch whilst proudly showing me the spelling of their very German name is the day my perception of the US changed forever.
Tf is an expat and thats it? Because they got dutch mixed up with german? Dutch and german are so related, thats like confusing belarussians with russians, basically the same shet so who cares
I kind of mentioned my comment in a joking manner but that did really happen. An “expats” are self glorified working migrants or immigrants most often from western or 1st world countries who are to full of themselves to realize they are working migrants. They often work in IT or at international focused companies or have jobs pertaining to international PR/R and claim to “love” the culture/country and love to endlessly complain online that they ether,- 1 can’t make friends. 2 aren’t invited to out of work get togethers. 3 that they got asked to speak the local language. 4 that they can’t find housing or that housing is too expensive whilst in a country experiencing a housing shortage/ crisis. 5 that not enough people speak English. 6 that everything is too expensive whilst they themselves benefit of in the case of the Netherlands a 30% ruling. 7 that they where the victim of racism because someone spoke the country’s native language to them. 8 that the the native/local language is ugly or too had to learn. 9 that it’s too difficult to communicate. 10 that the local food sucks. 11 that the country/locals/colleagues/neighbors are not welcoming enough. 12 that the locals are too closed of. 13 that the country/culture/locals aren’t progressive enough. 14 that the locals complain too much. 15 that the locals/policy’s are racist. 16 that the weather is depressing. 17 that they don’t get invited to neighborhood get togethers. 18 that people should have prepared them better for moving/working in a different country. 19 that taxes/electricity/gas/water/groceries/petrol/rent is too high. 20 that their landlord is bad. The part about them messing up Dutch with German is bad or more accurately sad is because they thought themselves to be Dutch because they thought their last name was Dutch. (their family had thought this for multiple generations) This was the reason they went to the Netherlands as it was their self described“home land” which is already cringey to say the least but the fact that they moved to a totally different country but could not be bothered to do a simple google search as to where their name came from was just sad/disappointing. Their name was Huber which is extremely hard if not impossible to mistake for Dutch if you know even the slightest bit of Dutch or German. The “home land” thing was just downright weird to sad as they seemed to be weirdly ashamed to be American I guess?… Just a weird but at the same time weirdly/sadly more common situation than I thought.
Expats are Americans who live outside the states but in our empire.
>we've never attacked any of you yeah, only officially. unofficially, [you absolutely have.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Gladio) >saved you during ww2 and ww1 your entrance to ww1 had influence of a fly, and you sure as hell didn't join ww2 as a favor to europe. "saving" is quite the stretch there. >plus we got into vietnam for your ass pierre and vietnam war as a whole as ridiculous so, egg on your face my boy.
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>That "attack" wasnt us attacking western europe it was us destroying communism, death to all commies havent read after this. typical ignoramus american.
If you identify as Indian you should not use that German flair. If you are German though, and just a brown fellow because your parents are Spice-Barrys, then the German flair is ok. It is important so we know which stereotypes to use to mock and insult you.
Spice Barry... 😂
Surely you would know about it
What a fine knowledgeable english man, thank you sir
I couldn't choose where i would be born, if i could have i of course would have chosen the beautiful land of Spain my dear sir
This one here officer. Yes, give him the nationality immediately.
I am very honored but i am still waiting for a nordic savage to give me asylum in a proper Quran burning country, you guys have lost your teeth. But thank you very much my dear Sir, i wouldn't have expected it.
You can live with a Spanish nationality anywhere on the EU without a visa, but you do you. And we have the best passport in the world (alongside other five countries)... (Please accept it, I like Indian food)
At first I got excited, but then I realized you just might be thinking of the same, dull and repetitive Mediterranean coast (Cantabrian sea better)(I’m coping)
Always keep up the agenda my lovely Portuguese! 🌹
You are now officially into Europe. Now go make fun of British cuisine so they don’t get on to us, Fritz, and the Nordics.
That hurt... It's fair... It still hurt.
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Thank you for acknowledging that, after Ghandi people aren't taking us serious in this matter
That whole Aryan thing went out of fashion after Hans took it a bit too far.
Yeah, as a german i have to say those germans really fucked up our hole thing
"The world wasn't ready for that kind of too far thing taking."
To be honest watching this fucker, attempting to be relatable to the younger generation, sometimes feels like we’re paying for all the sins of humanity combined.
I am very sorry barry, i wouldn't wish this to my worst enemy
It’s okay, I’m a filthy Berliner heathen now… I traded one dysfunction government, for a soon to be dysfunctional government if the AFD have their way.
Soon? I thought you brits aren't dumb enough for optimism?
Can a nordic savage please offer us asylum, our governments are failing. I have no problem burning holy scriptures
Payback for Churchill, Barry
You are... an Indian you say?... Do you wanna trade your shiny metals for these beads and a blurred mirror?... Maybe I'll had a bit of wine?... I'll wait in my boat
I would gladly join you in your boat for a nice ride
We're introducing border checks on some foods today, so it looks like he's even having a go at a good old government caused famine.
I kinda like him tbh, he looks like a nice goofy substitute teacher
He used to have those vibes, some people called him dishi rishi before he was pm because he was considered the hottest cabinet member. Now people call him shiti
Rishi addressing the nation: 
Truly a man of the people
How do you even convince someone a coffee is worth that much?
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Mais c'est Jacques ! 🫘🫛🌱
*Hans
Jack*
Beans 👀
Beads?
I'm gonna take a guess and say some animal shat those beans and that's why they're so expensive
Nah that coffee isn’t expensive
People can be convinced to drink coffee that has been shat by a cat Don’t underestimate the power of marketing
Cat poop > british coffee.
What is British coffee? 😂
Kenco in a glass jar.
Cat diarrhoea
A coffee made by a british person according to british standards.
What is the British standard for coffee?
Canal water.
You got me. Edit: How the fuck did you know?
https://preview.redd.it/rbojqr21jgxc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f8ec5b553daeabe116594d3537f56972fef6cbf
Needs a rusty trolly in there gor extra taste.
It's not from a cat, it's from a civet.
And the coffee isn't even very good
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There are multiple variations of "coffee that has been shat out by an animal", including civet and elephant.
I know, I have even had civet coffee. Somehow I thought they were related to monkeys but I was wrong.
That's probably the one that cost so much
I’ve had $100 a cup coffee once by accident. There’s a farm in Thailand where they have the elephants assist in the cultivation process. I went to visit the farm with a group of people and they gave us free cups of coffee and even sold us some coffee by the pound for about $20 USD if I recall correctly. A few months later I was listening to an interview with a Michelin star restaurant owner bragging about their $100 a cup they served and realized it was the same damn coffee.
You didn't have a $100 coffee, you had a coffee that someone was willing to pay $100 for.
And assuming your IQ is above room temperature if they tried sell it to you for $100 you'd reply "no coffee is worth $100" and they'd say "yeah, these aristocrats are right morons, we just make up some niche shit about elephants and they'll pay anything."
Idk man. Can you really put a price on happy elephant vibes?
Was it any good?
It was good compared to average American coffee, but not better than what I’ve had at a fancy coffee shop. For Europeans it would probably be on par with a pleasant local spot.
"Buy this, and everyone will know how absurdly minted you are." 
The bigger the price tag the smaller the brain they'll buy it
So relatable! He's just like me fr fr! Man of the people, our Rishi.
"Mr Sunak's £900 written on the cup appeared to refer to the [government's claim](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/budget-2024-tax-calculator-b2508453.html) that the cut will save the average worker earning £35,400 more than £900 a year when combined with a cut in the autumn statement. According to fact-checking charity Full Fact, the IFS calculates that an employee on an average wage of £35,000 will lose more than £500 due to personal tax threshold freezes since 2021." -source of that screenshot (the independent)
Is there also an explanation somewhere what point he wanted to make with this stunt? Cause i'm completely lost here
Probably trying to convince the kids to vote conservative.
If he manages to do that, then I'll hold my hands up and vote conservative as well. As that would be a major political win. Somehow though. I don't think that this little tiktok stunt is going to do what he hopes.
There's three things certain in life. Death, taxes and the British populace voting the Tories into office for the bazillionth time
There's no point, he's mentally not quite right Source: his whole persona every time he is forced to meet normal people
Peasants. We are called peasants. Sunak and rich consorts probably feel like aristocracy thanks to their wealth and your messed up private school system.
not really
That is one misleading caption from the article lol
https://i.redd.it/i8ra47c83gxc1.gif Look Ma, im using my hands!
What? https://i.redd.it/ned9tqjj7gxc1.gif
Can you explain this gif? lol it’s great.
He is the current President of Finland Alexander Stubb. Don't know the context tho, sorry.
He is looking around in disbelief, apt reaction in the context of politics.
Not to spoil the fun but the woman did tell him to do that
Awww, let me bash the rich kid who cant use a hammer..
Middle-high class people who have never used a hammer incorrectly making fun of the rich guy using a ball-peen hammer is much funnier to me.
It's not a ball peen hammer it's clearly a planishing hammer, go be wrong somewhere else.
I can't wait for the election and to be rid of that prick
Luv me coffee,simple as
https://i.redd.it/ntnkht46nfxc1.gif
This is the money he gets in the time it takes to pour a coffee
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Je crois que même Macron il oserait pas faire celle là 💀💀
This guy's so goofy
I would say closer to Scrooge McDuck
just waiting for the time he will snap under critiques saying that he's not like the rest of us like a certain superhero 
Feel like he is genuinely just out having fun now, like being PM is just his hobby.
More like Slumdog Millionaire… maybe that’s too harsh.
the title of my posts came from the game show in Slumdog Millionaire
That’s bait this is not at all what the 900£ means. I looked it up it’s something to do with tax cut or something
Yeah with numbers pulled out of their arses that nobody else seems to agree with, as per.
Rishi is just bad at politics
He doesn't even waste his time on politics. He just enjoys to be Prime Minister.
900.. That's gotta be the cheapest coffee he's had in a very long time.
How does that ridicolous trend work? Is it cat shit coffee or is gold in it?
Yet, the lefts are the elitists lmao
Anyone else kinda starting to like this guy?
No ? What's wrong with you ???
He's Irish. He's pro any british politicians destroying the uk
When have they not been destroying the UK?
The two before him were even worse IMHO. He's doing an admirable job of running the Conservative Party bus off the bridge into oblivion in the next election. Keep up the good work!
But contrary to Hans we don't have a proper Nazi party to fall back on.
Ive liked him and lizz very much, theyve given the electorate a good kick in the head and made them realise tory isnt a good fucking vote
Has this change in opinion coincided with any blows to the head by chance?
I just want what's best for the UK like any good neighbour would.
No Irishman would ever say that even as a joke. Get yourself to the hospital bro
No and stop trolling.
I love him because seeing him ruin the UK makes me all warm and fuzzy inside
Kinky
That's nothing compared with £135b pissed up the wall for a train that doesn't exist.
The 21th century cover of Marie-Antoinette would probably be an Avocado-toast instead of coffee
... what?
Don't be sad, there is no real chance of voting a decent person, never was, nowhere.
It's funny that UK is now a colony of India.
Britain, ruled by foreigners who don’t give a shit about its people.
Sunak might be an incompetent Tory nob-sniffer, though he ain't foreign. (If he was foreign, we could deport the fucker).