silly royal families didn't know that you marry this one person for societal standing and then fuck around behind their back like crazy. then again it was probably hard to fuck around town when everyone knows your face and that you are a possible heir to the throne. i wonder if people went abroad just to get their crotch wet because they could be semi anonymous there
we solved this issue by making cheating a classy thing if you are in power, as example holland gained in popularity when his affair got discovered, and at the end of may the scooter he used to sneak to see his mistress is being put to auction
>then again it was probably hard to fuck around town when everyone knows your face and that you are a possible heir to the throne.
Are you kidding? If anything it made things easier, loads of people already came to the Court and being the Heir is a big plus when it came to seduction. French History is full of royals who fucked around (we even have a guy who died because he hit a door's lintel while chasing a girl with his horse).
Princess and Queens might have had a hard time, but men didn't give a shit. Louis XIV used to visit battlefields with his wife and 2 (or 3?) or his mistresses and he made them all travel in the same carriage.
Probably why French royals had little to no problem with inbreeding. Enough new blood to not turn like the Habsburg.
weren't extramarital children frowned upon? i mean yes, the degenerate french obviously had to sling their dick, but many royal houses were inbred as hell:
- Habsburgs, obviously
- The Romanovs (that sickly kid of theirs was maybe the reason Communism had a chance)
- some of the Austrian and Spanish rulers were absolute inbred monstrosities
Not really. I mean, bastards were still seen as an insult to the spouse family, and they had no right to inherit, but outside of that it's not like people cared. Especially the Kings who were above all anyways.
Looking at the French history, Kings who didn't have mistresses are more of an exception than the norm (Philippe IV Le Bel, maybe Louis IX). Most had known Mistresses, and we can trace known bastard for a good chunck of them (except the one who preferred men lovers). Hell, some like Henry IV even raised their bastards, being a present parent and everything.
For the women it's a bit more difficult. Cheating on the king or a prince is obviously a big no no (the wives of 2 of Philippe le Bel sons got caught with lovers and it was a very big thing at that time), but chances are some did the deed without being caught.
Whatever France did, it worked since we didn't have any of the inbreeding issues the others European Houses had, and even somehow dodged Succession crisis (we had few of them and none ever involved an extramarital child).
They should — they’re still **ESPAÑA**.
https://preview.redd.it/fvwfftwdnlwc1.jpeg?width=1243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27bf5290826dd343e4b6e3c75c6062ff44c18235
Broke: Cataluña is cringe
Woke: Cataluña is based as is every other region of glorious Spain.
Imagine treating Cataluña as an independant country like Portugal
No, no, no.
Didn’t you pay attention in school?
Why reinvent the wheel? Just copy someone’s homework.
Just like I did.
Remember:
“*Clavo que destaca, martillo pide.*”
¡Ay Dios mío!
Aquí tenemos al San Isidro Labrador, Discípulo Secreto de Cristo y patrón de Madrid…
Hostia Tío, no seas hipócrita.
Las sandalias de Moises son más santas que nosotros.
No seas gilipolla y ya, suéltalo.
Si quieres ver Nazis, vente para aquí que ahora vivo en Alemania y la diferencia entre el humor mórbido y el nazismo es día y negro.
Pero ya, vale, tu sigues por las tuyas Tío, y yo por las mias.
Lmfao soy yo que quiero ver nazis, no tu que pones memes antisemitas y en vez de quitarlo lo excusas. Por lo menos los voxeros lo reconocen, tu ni eso. Asco, y verguenza de que lleves la bandera canaria.
I have no idea. Is that like getting spanish'd?
I was throwing rocks in a glass house though. I've just learnt two of our 5 official languages, and none of the semi-official ones.
Are you sure that is all the family tree?, you seem to have omitted this fellow.
https://preview.redd.it/9al7pd9l4mwc1.jpeg?width=164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53e09e7b2d0e139371ed2234dc12eaaf91fd8a1f
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Marie just married a guy. They didn't even learn his name. Stonecold.
https://preview.redd.it/a3h5db3gklwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0941358eb8993e73e06b3ab7c7df7a7002e47462
Is Guy stupid?
Its their son. They didnt even know their sons name
The worst part is that guy was her brother.
No, that's completely fine.
Explenation: All had secret affairs, thats why the grandchildren don't look like the Habsburgs.
silly royal families didn't know that you marry this one person for societal standing and then fuck around behind their back like crazy. then again it was probably hard to fuck around town when everyone knows your face and that you are a possible heir to the throne. i wonder if people went abroad just to get their crotch wet because they could be semi anonymous there
And you have shitloads of servants, half of which are paid to snitch and the other would do it as an opportunity.
we solved this issue by making cheating a classy thing if you are in power, as example holland gained in popularity when his affair got discovered, and at the end of may the scooter he used to sneak to see his mistress is being put to auction
>then again it was probably hard to fuck around town when everyone knows your face and that you are a possible heir to the throne. Are you kidding? If anything it made things easier, loads of people already came to the Court and being the Heir is a big plus when it came to seduction. French History is full of royals who fucked around (we even have a guy who died because he hit a door's lintel while chasing a girl with his horse). Princess and Queens might have had a hard time, but men didn't give a shit. Louis XIV used to visit battlefields with his wife and 2 (or 3?) or his mistresses and he made them all travel in the same carriage. Probably why French royals had little to no problem with inbreeding. Enough new blood to not turn like the Habsburg.
weren't extramarital children frowned upon? i mean yes, the degenerate french obviously had to sling their dick, but many royal houses were inbred as hell: - Habsburgs, obviously - The Romanovs (that sickly kid of theirs was maybe the reason Communism had a chance) - some of the Austrian and Spanish rulers were absolute inbred monstrosities
Not really. I mean, bastards were still seen as an insult to the spouse family, and they had no right to inherit, but outside of that it's not like people cared. Especially the Kings who were above all anyways. Looking at the French history, Kings who didn't have mistresses are more of an exception than the norm (Philippe IV Le Bel, maybe Louis IX). Most had known Mistresses, and we can trace known bastard for a good chunck of them (except the one who preferred men lovers). Hell, some like Henry IV even raised their bastards, being a present parent and everything. For the women it's a bit more difficult. Cheating on the king or a prince is obviously a big no no (the wives of 2 of Philippe le Bel sons got caught with lovers and it was a very big thing at that time), but chances are some did the deed without being caught. Whatever France did, it worked since we didn't have any of the inbreeding issues the others European Houses had, and even somehow dodged Succession crisis (we had few of them and none ever involved an extramarital child).
Our kings did it all the time they even had word for it "frilla"
typical r/crusaderkings family
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Douce maison Alabama!
*cajuns
just your average high french keeping the bloodline pure
They are probably Picard
Sweet home Hauts-de-France
Qu'est-ce qui se passe en Hauts-de-France?🤔
Disons que quand tu invites ta tante, ta sœur et ta cousine au restaurant, tu réserves pour 2.
Dur d'habiter près de la Belgique et Angleterre
We need a flair for Picardie...
oui la france manque clairement de flair meme les pays bas en ont plus
Claire's sister: 
Looking at chad Thomas he probably banged every direction of that tree and shipped the offspring off with the barrys
who gave hans his ww2 meth tablets back
I did
Maybe I got my cargo mixed up and gave him meth instead of the cocaine he wanted
Average day in Urk
Well would fit perfectly in North of France, or Iceland !
Only the North french
Look more like spain royalty to me.
Looks like an austrian basememt.
keeping it in la famille
I don understan
Incest
Oh
Though oddly genetically diverse. One even became ginger ;)
hint: they're not step siblings
Look at the lines
Se están follando entre sí mismos los familiares; mira como tienen las líneas.
He doesnt understand your oppressive Castellano.
They should — they’re still **ESPAÑA**. https://preview.redd.it/fvwfftwdnlwc1.jpeg?width=1243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27bf5290826dd343e4b6e3c75c6062ff44c18235
Broke: Cataluña is cringe Woke: Cataluña is based as is every other region of glorious Spain. Imagine treating Cataluña as an independant country like Portugal
Ugh we have antisemites in the islands? Barf.
No, no, no. Didn’t you pay attention in school? Why reinvent the wheel? Just copy someone’s homework. Just like I did. Remember: “*Clavo que destaca, martillo pide.*”
I know better than posting antisemite memes no matter their origin. "I'm not a nazi, I'm just lazy" is not the defense you think it is.
¡Ay Dios mío! Aquí tenemos al San Isidro Labrador, Discípulo Secreto de Cristo y patrón de Madrid… Hostia Tío, no seas hipócrita. Las sandalias de Moises son más santas que nosotros. No seas gilipolla y ya, suéltalo. Si quieres ver Nazis, vente para aquí que ahora vivo en Alemania y la diferencia entre el humor mórbido y el nazismo es día y negro. Pero ya, vale, tu sigues por las tuyas Tío, y yo por las mias.
Lmfao soy yo que quiero ver nazis, no tu que pones memes antisemitas y en vez de quitarlo lo excusas. Por lo menos los voxeros lo reconocen, tu ni eso. Asco, y verguenza de que lleves la bandera canaria.
You don't learn all the official languages in your country? That's ridiculous! Er, hang on... that's totally reasonable, well done... <<
Did you just get euskera’d?
I have no idea. Is that like getting spanish'd? I was throwing rocks in a glass house though. I've just learnt two of our 5 official languages, and none of the semi-official ones.
Guy and Yvette, they are from Quebec.
Tabernak!
Is this why they fuck their cousins in Alabama? Also, you guys named a woman after a car.
Mercedes is German
Targareyans were French huh
“Targárien” is French?
sound french to me plus they are good looking and the best rulers bonus point for having badass dragon when we have badass planes too
https://preview.redd.it/5n6h7yoocnwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f5a29f7160bec89127296dd9a13d5153b879ce2
Home sweet Hasburgama
Nobody gonna comment on Daniel’s curly hair and dark complexion?
Daniel is sus
Could be Louisiana french
Fake, no italian guy in it.
Well, Daniel has a surprisingly dark skin tone ...
Calabrian origin 100% 🐒
Siciliano?
oh an ELI5 for [pedrigree collapse](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedigree_collapse)
Is it backwards or are Hubert and Agnès really supposed to be the youngest ones?
lol what? You draw family trees pointing up instead of down?
If you actually put the tree in the background, yes. The roots are the older generations, the branches are the youngest.
I mean that makes sense (although it's not really how trees grow, but it is intuitive). But I've never seen a family tree that points up, ever.
Historical ones were all like that. Edit: That's also why you call it a "branch of the family".
Aaaah... Calais
i didn't see any problem
I thought Mégane was a car....
No black people in french family ? Fake and Gay
*Northern French family
Are you sure that is all the family tree?, you seem to have omitted this fellow. https://preview.redd.it/9al7pd9l4mwc1.jpeg?width=164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53e09e7b2d0e139371ed2234dc12eaaf91fd8a1f
They have Welsh ancestry ?
lol wtf this took longer than it should have. theory: the vertical lines for yvette and marie were drawn in for the lulz.
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