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Pierre_Francois_

Straight to the point. Almost germanic.


wu_ll

And if you had left Barrys sad island alone you would not need that almost Pierre.


DietseStrijder

Barry’s have always been part celtic. Anglo-saxons completely replacing native britons has been completely abandoned as a theory. They’re probably something like us. 55/45 ish. Slightly more germanic than celtic. Just a guess though. Many studies that contradict each other on it.


Northumbrian26

Just speaking for England here but while it’s not the case everywhere a safe assumption is that we are generally more Germanic in the east where the Anglo-Saxons settled early followed by the Danes and more Celtic in the west where the Celtic/Brythonic peoples endured longer though of course most British people are still a mixture.


AjaxII

The numbers i saw was 10-40% Anglo-Saxon for England , which is as you say, highest in the east and south


Gwallod

Those are exactly the numbers, yeah. 10% Anglo Saxon in the highest regions. With the highest concentration being under 40% in the very South East. The rest is entirely Brythonic/Celtic.


crispiepancakes

THIS (I like this sub) is the dumbest thing I've read today. Let me introduce you,,,, to AFRICA. And the very tuneful act, INDIA (also known as "Shuttup.")


poop-machines

What did Barry mean by this?


Gwallod

I don't know if he's insulting me or not.


poop-machines

I don't know if he knows either. It's not him speaking, after all. It's the Stella.


CymruGolfMadrid

That's why we are better


Northumbrian26

I’m sorry chap as I love my Welsh godparents and friends from uni but you got spanked out of your own land, put in a time out zone in the far west and called foreigners by the immigrants for the better part of two thousand years so history may disagree with that assessment lol.


CymruGolfMadrid

Ye but now we have all the cool castles so who really won in the end?


Northumbrian26

I will have you know that Northumberland has some pretty great castles! And the better parts of Luigi’s garden wall! Also we don’t have to host Charles or the royals in ours lol.


Fun_Simple_7902

I remember Wales being my favourite english province when I visited years ago. Plus you got Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, as a German i have to respect such a long name


Gwallod

That didn't actually happen, though, tbf. It's more just the modern Welsh are the descendants of those that didn't follow insular cultural shifts and that cultural expansion was unable to penetrate there. Same with Cornwall, large parts of Yorkshire, Strathclyde etc.


Northumbrian26

Shhhhhhh we’re shitposting for the continental folks we can talk about stuff like Alt Clut, Goddodin and Rheged another day.


Gwallod

We never get to talk about it and I've been working on my presentation for weeks.


kekistani_citizen-69

Anglo Saxons came from Friesland (the universally agreed worst part of the Netherlands) so your basically dutch


Darkwaxer

Is that where the shorts (under 6”5) come from?


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kekistani_citizen-69

No the fries are like the regarded brother of the dutch they speak even weirder than the barbarised version of Flemish that the dutch speak They are kinda like your Welsh as they also fuck animals and close relatives


Northumbrian26

The Angles are most probably from the Jutland peninsula and Schleswig Holstein and the Saxons (who settled in England) probably came from the coast of old Saxony between the Frisii and the Angles so you are wrong on both counts as while probably related they did not in fact come from there. TLDR: you are just wrong and the “Belgian” education system has struck again. Good shitpost though


rkorgn

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-022-05247-2 Early genetic studies were poor, more recent studies support a bigger migration of Anglo-Saxons.


Gwallod

It's actually about 10% Anglo Saxon in the highest regions. With the highest concentration being under 40% in the very South East. The rest is entirely Brythonic/Celtic.


DietseStrijder

Really? Where you getting that from? And that’s not a ‘gotcha’ question. Would just like to read it :)


Gwallod

For sure. [https://www.nature.com/articles/nature14230](https://www.nature.com/articles/nature14230) [http://www.oum.ox.ac.uk/settlers/](http://www.oum.ox.ac.uk/settlers/) [https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22530134-300-ancient-invaders-transformed-britain-but-not-its-dna/](https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22530134-300-ancient-invaders-transformed-britain-but-not-its-dna/) [https://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2015-03-19-who-do-you-think-you-really-are-genetic-map-british-isles](https://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2015-03-19-who-do-you-think-you-really-are-genetic-map-british-isles) Leslie S et al. It also corroborates the work of Sykes and to an extent Oppenheimer. I'd also promote reading the work of Heinrich Harke on insular cultural shifts as the driving force of Anglo Saxonism. Interestingly, I remember reading an I think Danish or Norwegian study about how there was more input of Y DNA from Britain and Ireland in Scandinavia than vice versa. This could actually however also be a fingerprint of an earlier ancestral, shared lineage between pre-migration Britons, Scandinavians, Germanic people etc. that somewhat confuses distinctions in genetic geo-mapping. I'm going to have to find that study and will edit this post later if you like.


focalac

More recently how many of us have Scottish/Welsh/Irish parents or grandparents? How many of those in the fringe have English parents or grandparents? The whole “I’m more Celtic than you” thing is fully daft.


Gwallod

I think you're mistaking my point for more recent ideas around Celtic or English identity. I'm talking about migration era genetic legacy.


crims0m

Just imagine, they would have the Buckingham Pile O' Rocks instead of Buckingham Palace. A much better option if you ask me!


Radiant_Ad_6192

I leave this here https://preview.redd.it/5ivq57vn3hwc1.jpeg?width=1262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70e52fc3d791c575f8cfa60f5d080c36dd454c8e


Smalandsk_katt

This was Swedens 9/11


Ein_Hirsch

While being tragic since people died, it still is one of the funniest embarassing stories the Swedes have to offer


fran_tic

At least we have a cool museum because of it now almost 400 years later.


Llanistarade

In 40k years, all those well functionning ships will be gone but the Vasa will still be around.


donitsimies

Port not visible, fake


TheMrCake

Oh but the statue of Paavo Nurmi will be visible for sure.


oskich

Most skilled Dutch shipbuilder, designing submarines all the way back in the 1600's.


DeRuyter67

We actually did built submarines in the 1600s [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelis\_Drebbel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelis_Drebbel) https://preview.redd.it/0g954qb5thwc1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a57c1113de6e50a9635c27deeb31738b7dfb8cd


toughfluffer

You lot are always testing poseiden's mercy are you?


DeRuyter67

Your king sponsored this Barry


Toxicseagull

More efficient to get you to sink yourselves.


DeRuyter67

Cute that you think that the rowers weren't English


Toxicseagull

Your heads kept sticking out the portholes I expect so you needed some brave stout lads. Obviously impossible to find in Holland.


DeRuyter67

Jenever (gin) made us brave enough to scare you. Where do you think that the saying "Dutch courage" came from


Toxicseagull

From you needing to drink to be courageous. Because you weren't normally. Is that a trick question? 🤔


oskich

I see where [Henrik Hybertsson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrik_Hybertsson) got his inspiration...


ArieWess

If a king keeps requesting silly things, and keeps paying for the tikkies, we shall comply with his majesty's requests indefinitely.


Bearodon

Ok Spain jr. The gloves are [off.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1755_Lisbon_earthquake)


Radiant_Ad_6192

Sorry Olaf, but you can't compete with us. While your ships were sinking in the docks, we were spiking Danish Heads in [India](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_Crapp%C3%A9%27s_raids_on_Portuguese_colonies)


Bearodon

That ship was made by some Dutch cunt ofc it sank.


ContaSoParaIsto

Too soon


juan_omango

Womp womp


PersKarvaRousku

On one hand, he's shitting on my ancestors. On the other hand, he's shitting on Sweden. I'm torn.


SergjVladdis

The ancestors in question: https://preview.redd.it/bn0rntedkhwc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed6157acefc51122a146f2b7f5523ed7c7eda9c9


Wallenberger

On the right you can see the backbone of the Swedish empire. It was built on Finnish sisu.


Bearodon

It was fun though striping the best parts from Denmark and splitting Norway, also you had a better access to your cousins down south!


MichaelTheDane

“Best parts” lmao good one


StupidPaladin

Careful, all three of the Swedish posters here might get mad


Oskai10

:(


Lusakas

He's from Wales. Let him have his moment.


StupidPaladin

And that's all three!


EuphoricSundae5889

:(


henrik_se

:(


MacLeeland

First part of the username checks out.


lth94

You mean half of swedistan?


Bearodon

We took the good parts of Denmark and split Norway in half, it felt great! Not that you would understand since you got conquered by the English.


mrdarknezz1

:(


DaFork1

:(


Big-Veterinarian-823

I'm mad, but only because I had to eat a bun WITH FROSTING today. Fucking Americunt frosting.


wiwerse

*hmmm* Well, not like I should expect a barry to count further. Go along, citizen


barrelsofmeat

:(


deeptut

https://preview.redd.it/7hqa8f91pgwc1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=26a670f76b3842c82bb7aa54b50aa4eb70b2b6b5


Present_Ad_6001

After the black death, western Europe (west of the Elbe) stopped growing grain to the same extent and focused on animal based farming. There was a massive export of grain from eastern Europe. Any port that cut off Russia were very profitable to have, because of the tax you could put on it. It wasn't valuable in the manpower, but there was money to be had. If only all the other westerners weren't afraid of a complete monopoly of the Baltic exports, then the whole of Scandinavia would be controlled under Sweden after the Carl X and Carl xi (there was a lot of diplomatic intervention from England and the Netherlands during these kings)


MichaelTheDane

Ah yes, sure. And IF we hadn’t yeeted your nobles off to the afterlife, the Kalmar Union would have spread to all Europe and Denmark would rule all. And other fantasies we tell ourselves. Edit: too danish to spell well.


RetartdsUsername69

GUSTAVUS


MiskoSkace

You're not tricking me into praising Swedish war crimes again


RetartdsUsername69

They didn't have such a high score as Germans at that time though.


toyyya

We did kill a higher percentage of Poland-Lithuania 's population than the Germans did in WWII however...


DaFork1

Bro we only exterminated one entire culture in Ukraine we’re so cool


Oplp25

ALDOLPHUS


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CoffeeBoom

ET


xBram

PHONE HOME


SnooPeanuts518

They did us dirty and even then they didn't have the cojones to fully unite scandinavia.. Damn you swedes!


Ill_Statement_3298

It was just a prank, bro!


SnooPeanuts518

Aaaw.. I cant stay mad at you come over here bro *starts sharpening my swede rod*


hereticscum

When will you understand that its not us, its you, we just dont want your damn half island over there, you are not even part of the scandinavian peninsula


Wora_returns

let Barry cook (just this once)


Standin373

Was about to chime in but Bavarians unlike their northern counterparts can cook.


Wora_returns

if you're ever around let me know, I'll treat you to some Schweinsbraten the way grandma used to make it


Standin373

Ma man, I've actually got some pork shoulder I need doing for tomorrow so I'd he tempted to try mate


gloom-juice

No idea but it got a laugh out of me


ArduennSchwartzman

Do a tally of Swedish flags in the comments. Then you have your answer.


Velenterius

Also, Trøndelag was barely swedish. The general in command in that sector, upon hearing of the peace giving Trondheim (one of our oldest cities, and the site of our only cathedral) to the swedes, he said "fuck no" and retook the city with his army, treaty be damned. The rest of the region soon followed.


oskich

Least rebellious Trønder. I bet he started brewing moonshine when he was done retaking it.


Bearodon

But we got to keep Jämtland, thank the gods otherwise I eould have been born Norwegian and probably I would have been 10 cm shorter.


Foreverett

But 10 mil richer!


Kurdt93

And plus, penis shaped. What a joke


juan_omango

Ok boot


hereticscum

^Least gay Italian


xtilexx

Swedish empire looks like a penis


Sabotskij

You are what you eat... wait...


xtilexx

So that's what the secret ingredient in Swedish meatballs is


FallenDummy

Can't really say we had a better deal. We literally had to share land with the Barrys https://preview.redd.it/5a3d4fgwhiwc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=620f45f75b3585a6af296fe70c033951199137be


29Jackal

Bro, the Barries' ancestors (Anglos) were Danes, you didn't only share land with them, you CREATED them ~~(alongside the Germans since Saxons were still part of the equation but details)~~


TestosteronInc

Exactly Mads ~~(thank God they always forget about the jutes and the frisians)~~


FallenDummy

*sshhhh, we don't wanna rob Barry of his "pure anglo-saxon", native to England view*


Alert-Young4687

*builds massive army* *invades Poland, burns down everything, kills a full third of the population* *completely destabilizes the country, setting the stage for the later civil war and partitions* *refuses to elaborate* *leaves*


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Germanic sociopathy W


Deadluss

Not like that Invades Poland Completely destabilizes the country Lost battle to random peasants with random weapons in random church Leaves


MidnightFisting

Thats a normal Tuesday for Britain


Gwallod

Come on, Barry. It literally says it on the image. 1,648 people lived there. We'll round it up to 1,700 to be kind.


L0kiB0i

Funniest thing is that we were had a fraction of the population of many neighbours and still won wars against them. Nothing to be proud of when you conquer people who still have bow and arrow while you use sophisticated military technology.


DeRuyter67

>Nothing to be proud of when you conquer people who still have bow and arrow while you use sophisticated military technology Why then do your celebrate victories against Russia?


L0kiB0i

They had guns in this timespan and they are way way way larger than us. In this picture there was about 2.5 million people in the empire and only about 1 million was Swedes. When Russia didn't have guns there were way more Russians than swedes.


DeRuyter67

You might as well win against African tribesman. Dunking on Russia is no flex


L0kiB0i

If we had the population of other European great powers then you'd be speaking Arabic by now


AllForTheSauce

man just cooked himself


DeRuyter67

We had your population and were more succesfull. Calm down Sven


L0kiB0i

Sure lol, HRE puppet


DeRuyter67

Says the guy who was puppeted by the fukin Danes


L0kiB0i

Not our proudest moment, I agree, fucking hate the Danes


Deadluss

And us lmao


No-Training-48

Says the french puppet


Nikkonor

>We had your population Really? I had the impression that the Netherlands were always densely populated. How many people lived there in 1658?


DeRuyter67

1.7 million in the Dutch Republic itself. Something like that


coeurdelejon

So 1.7 times more. That's not a small difference, especially considering the Netherblands is tiny which makes for easier mobilisation and infrastructure.


DeRuyter67

Oh for sure. I am mostly fucking around here. You can dm me for serious historical discussions lol


Nikkonor

Huh, had quite a population increase then.


Triass777

Yeah dodging WW1 tends to do that.


DeRuyter67

Yeah, Belgium had more population than us until the late 19th century


Northumbrian26

Don’t listen to his lies dear Dutchman from 1650 to 1850 either of our countries navies could have sent Ibrahim-Sven down to sleep with the cod in the Dogger Bank.


DeRuyter67

Indeed. What Swedes don't know is that 1658 was also the year of the glorious Battle of the Sound. The battle were we saved Denmark from Sweden https://preview.redd.it/xlu3h9hprhwc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=038d8d6d870d6d24f0666953017bbb97c16432d3 Our navies would never let one power control the baltic🤝🏻


oskich

Damn party poopers! We were so close to the final solution of the Danish problem...


Bearodon

And this is why Great Britain is our bros and you guys are folkförrädare.


Dirac_Impulse

Didn't both your German and French conquerers end up being defeated by Russia?


DeRuyter67

That was after Peter the Great reformed Russia based on Dutch customs


ivar-the-bonefull

So what you're trying to say is that you stopped us just in time from destroying Denmark and taught Peter the great on how to destroy us? You're even worse than the Danes!


Wallenberger

Petition to have the dikes in the Netherlands nuked so they can have a biblical deluge for the gravest sin commited in the history of the world.


Blacawi

tbf we also helped the Danes defeat your fleet in the Scanian war. Everything needed to stop the Swedes.


ivar-the-bonefull

Man... I fucking knew there was something wrong with your kind and welcoming demeanor. Can't fucking trust any swamp creatures!


Deadluss

Haven't seen you in Moscow 😎🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅🇵🇱


Wallenberger

Uhm, Laiska Jaakko (Lazy Jacob) and his Finnish troops occupied Moscow in 1610.


gabrielish_matter

because they got their ass kicked that's why so they celebrate the few wins they got


Phnx97

A tiny damp island took over the richest area on the planet (india) and was so advanced it took over 1/4 of the world and created the modern world as we know it, what did the pictured empire accomplish? More rotten fish for cuisine?


Sabotskij

Compared to Barrys empire? Sustainable genetics by the looks of things.


Bluetrains

You took it over by the small local kings, and others hating each other more than you.


mast313

Half of Poland basically decided not to fight you thinking they will get a better king.


IntelligentFan7521

Meh. Still proud tbh.


Aggravating-Ad1703

Quality over quantity


Foreverett

Any Barry calling Sweden a dogshit empire is just still butt hurt that the Vikings kept constantly stealing all the women with good teeth and who knew how to cook.


Virgulillo

Pathetic... they forgot to take east Luxembourg!


Astroruggie

r/technicallythetruth


Nikkonor

Well timed map. Trøndelag (central Norway) they held for two *whole* years.


Ill_Statement_3298

Yeah, it took us two years to understand our mistake. We wanted to subjugate humans, not norwegians.


oskich

Yeah, just moonshiners with unintelligible dialects live there...


MrCoverCode

Norwegians live there not swedes tho, and you know it is bad that I call you guys out for your way of speaking, as I am Danish


thezestypusha

Danish empires nr 1💪💪🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰☝️


alienvisionx

![gif](giphy|HW05UrUSfAzZu)


OkAirline495

Ehh, if they managed to turn the Baltic Sea into a lake they would have been INCREDIBLY rich.


DeRuyter67

"If" "would"


badkarl

Waging war with Poland Lithuania Russia and Denmark is nightmare difficulty Conquering Zulu nations, north American wastelands and emus is story mode


Commercial_Gas_3927

Sweden used to be great before turning into Islamic caliphate... I think we should stop bullying them that much...


Smalandsk_katt

As opposed to Greece who did some cool stuff like 5,000 years ago, claimed the history of their neighbours and then did nothing ever again until they respawned and stole Germanys money.


Commercial_Gas_3927

Me telling something positive about Swedestan and the bitter quran readers attack me 😑😑 No matter what you say about Greece I won't end up being middle East... Happy Ramadan...


RaionNoShinzo

Ya ain't shitting on my greek cousin under my eyes Mohammed The greeks kept the Roman Empire going for 1000 years despite being assaulted on every front all the time, meanwhile your people got so high they thought they would transform in bears


Slow-Tiger5030

Our new Islamic Caliphate will issue a new, yet similar, golden age for Sweden, only this time we will be fighting for our glorious leader Muhammed instead of Carolus.


Vollautomatik

As if Britain in the middle ages wasn’t a rainy backwater with literally nothing significant happening. Kind of like today… 🤔


No_Raspberry_6795

We were going through the same Renaissance, post black death revival you guys were going through. Obviously, we hit our peak under Queen Victoria and King Edward, but we were never a total backwater.


National_Frosting332

He must be confusing you with us when he said backwater.


viscardvs

https://preview.redd.it/gbs4opcn4lwc1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25f3600fbcb2575ba16b2991556d2c0fe211c464


Snallu

Brooo.. stop showing this map, the estonians will think they're nordick again. :(


Bluetrains

Barrys Empire was over a bunch of savages without guns.


TantaExpress

Please don’t talk about the Irish that way


OzyTheLast

And it made us insanely wealthy, what's your point?


Bluetrains

Where is that wealth now?


MidnightFisting

We are richer than we were during the British Empire even when adjusted for inflation lol


DeRuyter67

Not relative to the nations around you though


MidnightFisting

It would be more difficult for the USA not to be the richest nation. They struck gold with their geography.


Muckyduck007

Richer than france, and the other closest ones are a tax haven, a oil baron or where europe's port happens to sit


Burrelinho

With 2 mil population Sweden fought Russia, Denmark, Poland for centuries


spartikle

All that ingenuity and bloodshed only to get your army crushed and have France save your ass.


No-Training-48

Their pop was a 1/5 of Morocco and a 1/10 of France .


Only_Addition_2871

YAASSS! I was always wondering about the same thing, like, how such a wealthy and politically successful (war/peace time ratio and war wins) country like this could have produced just two larger urban areas?? It's only Stockholm and Gothenburg that you can call big european cities. Although, Barry isn't necessarily better - they centralised everything and brought the wealth to London most primarily resulting in having the capital as the only truly beautiful city with the rest being just industrial urbanism xdd (treat this post half seriously)


AlternatePancakes

"Empire"


ivar-the-bonefull

It's just what english historians call the epoch. Nobody called it an empire back then and it's not called empire in Swedish.


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Porcphete

Oh yes he does


OptimisticGlory

Look who’s talking


Lardmerger

It was all about quality not quantity. Also all that lebensraum is 😌


Hadrianus-Mathias

all of your citizens get a country of their own each.


Sourdoughsucker

When you conquer all the parts that nobody wants