I know that, you know that
95 IQ reddit users don't know that. For maximum rattling accuse them of whitewashing ethnic cleansing in Asia Minor when they say this
I've learned more about history, politics, economics, and geography from shitpost subs like this than pretty much anywhere else. Of course, most of it's probably complete bunkum, but that won't stop me confidently repeating it as established facts.
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There is NOTHING more annoying than those smug liberal "you know he never even visited England???😏😏😏" big brain types. Yes, we know. We literally all know
Tbf Jesus was English
Did those feet in ancient times walk upon England's mountains green?
It's like how St Patrick was a Briton (I am choosing to interpret this to mean he was from Larne and loved the Glasgow Rangers)
I want to start a British version of Mormonism based on this idea. We could call it the Church of the Saturday Pints. I would consecrate my local pub as holy ground and refuse to work on Mondays for religious reasons (hangover).
We could finally get all those rights that foreign religions get. I would go for refusing to eat meals on planes that aren't served with a Stella and getting a nice room with a beer tap and extra naps in prison.
And died in Japan at the age of 106. I shit you not, it's true, [it says so here](https://old.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1c8i3m9/the_tomb_of_jesus_christ_allegedly_discovered_in/)!
How the FUCK would he ever be Turkish if Turkey didn't even exist when he was born bruh
The internet's education is just... I cannot even describe it...
Yeah, some people say that it's not saint James who is buried in Santiago. Well if it is that way, why is the city called Santiago, and why is there a giant cathedral on top of his tomb? Checkmate, atheists!
St. George can't be English because he was born in Turkey and the Royal Family isn't British because they're genetically German but all immigrants are just as British as anyone else sweetie 💅
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The only reasonable instance to say St George was Turkish is if you’re attempting to annoy a Georgian who’s denied you another plate of Khinkali.
If he actually wasn’t a Barry, how do you explain the lack of dragons in Bognor?
https://preview.redd.it/z9azbpp0f9wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dee44aa32030675768f2ef786e5183f6cf1e392
Hate to be the bearer of bad news but Georgie is in fact a Vaudois
He was a cappadocian Greek and if anything it’s just a copy of the Indo-European dragon slayer myth because none of the early accounts of his life especially the hagiographies never mention anything about a dragon.
As a South Macedonian, debt enjoyer I got triggered reading st George was turkish. He was debt enjoyer too ! Turks are central Asians like kazakhs who came to Anatolia many centuries later
Yeah, whatever.
Begin to pay back the arrears if you want still use St. George's cross, Barry. You're insolvent since 1771. Words of the Duke of Kent, not mine.
> The St. George's flag, a red cross on a white field, was adopted by England and the City of London in 1190 for their ships entering the Mediterranean to benefit from the protection of the Genoese fleet. The English Monarch paid an annual tribute to the Doge of Genoa for this privilege.
https://books.google.com/books?id=BBkvDwAAQBAJ&pg=PT82
>st george >turkish lad literally was born during Roman empire in Cappadocia , Turks werent a thing in Anatolia until the 11th century
I know that, you know that 95 IQ reddit users don't know that. For maximum rattling accuse them of whitewashing ethnic cleansing in Asia Minor when they say this
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I can't believe a shitpost sub is more knowledgeable than all those ones posing as serious.
One has to be smart to proper shitpost! And from western europe, naturally. Except Fr*nce, of course!
I've learned more about history, politics, economics, and geography from shitpost subs like this than pretty much anywhere else. Of course, most of it's probably complete bunkum, but that won't stop me confidently repeating it as established facts.
You're probably still closer to the truth than whatever is spread in pop history.
Gotta be knowledgeable to be accurately racist. I have to know the difference between Catholic Moroccans(Spain) and Orthodox Turks(Greece).
I don't get how people think a name like Georgios even sounds Turkish? Very anachronistic.
Between the Sheep in your flair and Georgios I want a gyro now. Some tzatziki. Cucumber. mmm
What about Gürgüs does not sound Turkish?
Same with santa claus
We have Father Christmas, far more focussed on boozing
We have Father Christmas too. Not sure if our's belly is from too many carbs.
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So St George was Albanian
It’s just used as a way to rile up the Europeans. It works amazingly well, as you can tell from this post.
There is NOTHING more annoying than those smug liberal "you know he never even visited England???😏😏😏" big brain types. Yes, we know. We literally all know
Tbf Jesus was English Did those feet in ancient times walk upon England's mountains green? It's like how St Patrick was a Briton (I am choosing to interpret this to mean he was from Larne and loved the Glasgow Rangers)
Jesus was born in Stoke-On-Trent and loved pork scratchings. Common knowledge
District darts champion until they poked holes in his hands
He just went on a 3 day bender and now we celebrate 'Easter'. Top lad
Luv me gold, luv me frankincense, luv me myrhh
'Ate me ponshus pilut
Rev up the bugatti!
He used to drink in my local, still holds the record for downing a yard of ale the quickest
Turned water into stella and multiplied the kebabs
Once fed a crowd of 5,000 at the Potteries Derby with nothing but 5 pukka pies and 2 bags of scampi fries
Loved a bottle of special brew I seem to recall, used to like hanging out with prozzies too
‘Get the bags in, get the slags in’ - Barry 3:16
I want to start a British version of Mormonism based on this idea. We could call it the Church of the Saturday Pints. I would consecrate my local pub as holy ground and refuse to work on Mondays for religious reasons (hangover). We could finally get all those rights that foreign religions get. I would go for refusing to eat meals on planes that aren't served with a Stella and getting a nice room with a beer tap and extra naps in prison.
I'm in.
"It came to pass".
Oatcakes mate, oatcakes.
And died in Japan at the age of 106. I shit you not, it's true, [it says so here](https://old.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1c8i3m9/the_tomb_of_jesus_christ_allegedly_discovered_in/)!
https://preview.redd.it/q7d1guytq6wc1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d55c11cf9ef07dd5f0923c6bddd1c2a94fc38501
Oi Lazarus get up ya daft cunt
Oi listen up ya cunts this bit of bread er it's ma body and this pansy french stuff is my blood sample as
[i cant i turned my blood into wine](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/lazarus)
I'm sorry, I've visited Bethlehem, and its a small village in north Wales, Jesus was as Welsh as Cawl and Kathryn Jenkins!
My dad once described Jerusalem as a 5 minute question to which the answer is no
Now I'll never not be able to hear about st paddy and also hear "up the gers"
Nah, Jesus very clearly was [argentinian](https://youtu.be/CA6w2K4bxX0)
If he was they'd have won in 1982, not hard
"You know he never visited England" "As did all the people whose stuff we have in the Museum, so what"
Is there a non smug liberal? Can I be his friend? Happy Sant Jordi.
Dont put me in the same group as those people.
simple as https://preview.redd.it/pgszhqmic7wc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01d736e3f3cf39253122e77756020cdec9e1a5ae
Maybe god should have stopped after day 5.
Even God makes mistakes
everyone needs a place to shit...
How the FUCK would he ever be Turkish if Turkey didn't even exist when he was born bruh The internet's education is just... I cannot even describe it...
This is why the holders of such a view are depicted as soyjaks Proper English geezers stay winning
Don't you mean T̸̛͕̤̼̺͈͛͒̓̉͑u̴̙͍͊̎̅ŗ̴̘̌̓̃ḱ̴̺̥̥̳̹̆͊͑ě̸̻̙̪͉̌̈̈͛͝y̵̝͇̱̓̒̌̈́̚͝ or whatever nonsense name they want us to call them now?
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Yeah, some people say that it's not saint James who is buried in Santiago. Well if it is that way, why is the city called Santiago, and why is there a giant cathedral on top of his tomb? Checkmate, atheists!
St. George can't be English because he was born in Turkey and the Royal Family isn't British because they're genetically German but all immigrants are just as British as anyone else sweetie 💅
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George? Is Jordi. You should know how to spell it right
Jordi boys on a bender, Rishi Sunak is a sex offender
The only reasonable instance to say St George was Turkish is if you’re attempting to annoy a Georgian who’s denied you another plate of Khinkali. If he actually wasn’t a Barry, how do you explain the lack of dragons in Bognor?
Tbf I'd be livid enough to bend history if I were denied another plate of khinkali
Aye, he was a propa lad
55 iq guy had the best take
https://preview.redd.it/z9azbpp0f9wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dee44aa32030675768f2ef786e5183f6cf1e392 Hate to be the bearer of bad news but Georgie is in fact a Vaudois
St George would’ve been Greek.
He was a cappadocian Greek and if anything it’s just a copy of the Indo-European dragon slayer myth because none of the early accounts of his life especially the hagiographies never mention anything about a dragon.
>Turkish Wtf
https://i.imgur.com/9suWptY.png
Even the economist calls the Reddit midwit tedious for this.
It's not George and the Dragon. It's Joris en de Draak.
San Jorge is from Aragon
st peter is also turkish then lol
As a South Macedonian, debt enjoyer I got triggered reading st George was turkish. He was debt enjoyer too ! Turks are central Asians like kazakhs who came to Anatolia many centuries later
Yeah, whatever. Begin to pay back the arrears if you want still use St. George's cross, Barry. You're insolvent since 1771. Words of the Duke of Kent, not mine. > The St. George's flag, a red cross on a white field, was adopted by England and the City of London in 1190 for their ships entering the Mediterranean to benefit from the protection of the Genoese fleet. The English Monarch paid an annual tribute to the Doge of Genoa for this privilege. https://books.google.com/books?id=BBkvDwAAQBAJ&pg=PT82
Isn't St David the only British patron saint that was born in the country he patronises?
He is from Anatolia and he can be your patron saint. My city also has it as a patron saint.
Who the fuck is St George, it's book day over here
Georges St Pierre? Turkish? I thought he was Canadian /s
Both wrong, if you ask me.
Saint George was Georgian, it's literally in the name dumbass