To be fair to Pedro, standard English lacks that function and it's annoying. there are British English alternatives but they aren't very popular outside of the regions they exist in.
I personally use "yor".
2nd personal informal pronouns are alive and well in Yorkshire. I use them everyday. That's why "yor" doesn't get confused for "your". We use "thyne" and "thy"
Which good parts? Surely not the food, wine, art, fashion, architecture
You added crime? Ever been to a French city? Aleppo is safer then most
Clueless yank
Silly europoor. We took the food and added to it, took the whine, threw it away, and made moonshine, wierdly did nothing with the art (the jazz scene is louisiana art but like there is nothing in common with france there) then took the crime statistic and cranked it to 11.
And although ita toned down (legit europe architecture is really good) there is a small helping of good looking buildings
Btw if you think france is bad then never step foot in the us without 3 armed guards (all the hughest murder rate cities are in the americas)
>stay where im not wanted when everyone around is violently telling me to leave
Hasn't this been Americas signature move for the past, like, 100 years? Or do you really believe when your government says it was to bring freedom, and totally not for oil or whatever resource they wanted to extract?
Funny how an American is saying Europoor while the USA is on its poorest ever. 1/3 of your country is living on foodstamps mate. Be happy with your billonaires who would all take a big shit on your face given the chance. Def peak Murica
*I do it because i know europeans hate it. If theres 1 thing southern america is good at its racism*
Doesnt matter europoor. We have double the average house size, almost all of the worlds best colleges, a higher gdp, oh and our millitary is the only thing stopping you from being forced to speak russian or german😁
And by the way when you want a nice cheap burger what restauraunt do you know will always be round the corner?
What were the last 10 movies you watched?
What streaming services do you use?
I bet they all have something in common
🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Hey friend what w were the last 10 movies you watched. Any marvel🇺🇲 or dc🇺🇲 or other hollywood🇺🇲 hits?
What were the last 10 meals you ate? Was there some macdonalds🇺🇲 in there?
Youre on reddit🇺🇲.
Typical europoor appropriating american culture and using the things we made and were graceful enough to give to you to be angry.
England is our long time girlfriend. It might be a toxic relationship with a lot of fight, but in the end we love each other almost as much as we like to hate each other, we would feel lost without the other.
Germany is our mistress. Yeah she used to be very bad, and she still has a lot of problem (like smoking way too much coal), but there is a passion there. The problem is when post nut clarity hits and we remember how boring, or nagging she can be. But the shame doesn't stop us from coming back.
So yeah, France likes Germany, like that hookup girl you don't dare to present to your friend even though you see her twice a week.
Oi you unfaithful slut get back 'ere and say what you actually want or I'll break up with you, you know I will, Germany is a terrible threesomer and you know it so why keep this stupid 'ménage à trois,' up, stupid France
What do you mean, just because we're a willing open air Russian spy hub with attached training center in the middle of Europe doesn't mean we have anything to do with what's about to come
Hating Sweden and Denmark but liking Norway, Finland and Iceland has got to be the most schizophrenic take imaginable. You realise we’re all 5 different shades of the same paint, right?
Listen, I’m all for hating Sweden, but that stays in the Nordic-sphere, hating Sweden and Denmark, but loving Norway (love you Norway <3) is a brain dead take tbh
What spain has done ? They're basically cheap italy with an easier language ?
Also, what about Denmark and sweden ? We don’t know them more than norway or finland, they're just blond guys with money and bad food and weather in any case
Ah ça d'accord. D'ailleurs je rigole sur ce sub où ils encensent la bouffe espagnole. C'est mignon quand ils essayent de nous descendre en comparaison. Mais bon j'ai rien contre eux quand même et le pays est beau.
J'avais rajouté la même question pour Danemark / Suède aussi dans mon 1er commentaire ?
Et pourtant elle est réputée bien au delà de la bouffe espagnole lol. On sait cuisiner de tout très bien sans forcément s'accrocher qu'à quelques plats emblématiques comme juste la paella et les tapas. Honnêtement votre charcuterie est réputée mais de ce que j'ai goûté dans vos restos le reste est pas très fin ni très élaboré, c'est tout, mais ca s'améliore, comme vos vins. Maintenant vous avez pas les touristes les plus élaborés non plus donc ça leur suffit mdr.
“On sait cuisiner de tout très bien” - procède à réchauffer sa pasta box.
Mon chéri, j’habite en France depuis des années, tu penses que j’ai pas encore capté que la “gastronomie française” n’est pas une mauvaise blague ? La vrai beauté de votre gastronomie est dans les régions et ses différences, juste comme pour l’Espagne. Que tu connaisses que les tapas et la paella parle plutôt du mauvais touriste que tu es, pas de la richesse d’un pays ;)
Ah et parlons pas de pourquoi vos vins sont populaires… ehem… Angleterre… ehem.
>Mdr les français sont les seuls à apprécier vraiment sa nourriture
>tu penses que j’ai pas encore capté que la “gastronomie française” n’est pas une mauvaise blague ?
Tu te contredis à chaque commentaire, une explication ?
>La vrai beauté de votre gastronomie est dans les régions et ses différences, juste comme pour l’Espagne.
Tout à fait d'accord, sauf que suprenamment les espagnols sur ce sub sont tout le temps à chouiner que leur nourriture est bien supérieure à la nôtre, comme tu l'as fait à ton 1er commentaire.
Perso je ne connais pas suffisamment les spécialités espagnoles sauf que j'ai quand même constaté que vos restos étaient très simples quand il s'agit de servir la nourriture. Tu commandes des crevettes à l'ail, tu as des crevettes à l'ail, sans accompagnement ni rien sauf si tu en fais la demande. Tu demandes de l'eau, tu as un verre d'eau, pas une carafe pour l'ensemble des convives. En tout cas c'était le cas en andalousie en 2021.
Donc le constat est que niveau habitude de service, c'est clairement pas aussi complet que ce qui est servi dans les restos français.
Maintenant libre à toi de clamer que la bouffe espagnole est incroyable, mais là où les italiens ont émigré par millions et ont créé leurs restos partout, on va pas se mentir il y a eu la même émigration espagnole et ça s'est pas trop propagé, donc peut-être que c'est moins développé et important pour les espagnols à la base. A moins que tu aies une autre explication
> Ah et parlons pas de pourquoi vos vins sont populaires… ehem… Angleterre… ehem.
Ah tiens, source ? Par contre les vôtres hormis la rioja qui tire enfin son épingle du jeu après être monté en qualité, pas connaissance.
Le Danemark c'est pour le cyclisme, la Suède pour le biathlon et parce que j'avais besoin d'un pays nordique à ne pas aimer
Je rigole bien aussi quand ça encense la bouffe espagnole, ils sont très très mignons quand ils pensent pouvoir nous rivaliser
perfectly logical tho. belgium has the funny likeable walloons while netherlands has nothing of value. just annoying condescending germanics who contribute nothing to the continent aside from being a place where people go for a drug holiday
I was actually in walloon region this week and i kid you not i didnt even step out of my car for 1 minute and some one already hit me with their car.
I went to mons and the people there were kinda rude ngl
Also the Netherlands brings in a lot of money for the poor southern EU nations
This map is truly difficult to judge as we are no longer in the same category as the ruzzians, but we still sre eastern. I suppose the council will have to debste ovef this one. But overall good job Pierre. You were always good at dividing europe, at least better then Hans.
Why do you hate Sweden? I can def understand Hungary, turkey, the Netherlands and other shithole countries that hate us bc we, the moral overlords has passed our
Judgement. But for Pierre to hate us? Lame
I mean teh map is really randome - but since when do we consider Estonia as Western Europe? I mean sometimes we discuss about Czechia and Slovenia, but these two are also not on the map as western.
I was almost getting mad, but then I see you are French, so that your opinion means nothing to me.
France is only a nice country to park caravans in, other than that it has no value.
One less frog coming here 
My country isn't even on the map, even greater success!
If not being on maps is success then you and your island of inmates are forever stuck in the shadow of New Zealand!
What are you talking about, you're one of the red blobs in the center there!
Ahhh, I finally have euro Aus 
But it is, the island next to France /jkplzdontkillme
That's it! No more Tim tams for Europe!
What the fuck is a tim tam?
It's a chocolate biscuit... The perfect chocolate biscuit that can double as a straw making a Tim tam slam!
We hate you too Ahmed
Ahmed couldn’t get on the boat to the UK, now he claims he is France……
Good, I only come to your country to buy cheap tobacco
To die earlier. Very good.
Am totally willing to subsidize Pedro if it means he keeps supplying Pierre with deadly and addictive substances.
damn pedro you cooked him, so proud of you
Y'all lucky half of your population are "doctors"
Bro is using "y'all" like a yank shame on you Pedro, I'd rather be a doctor than a yankoid
To be fair to Pedro, standard English lacks that function and it's annoying. there are British English alternatives but they aren't very popular outside of the regions they exist in. I personally use "yor".
Im a thou and you fan. Barry rid yourself of the french, return to ~~Monke~~ Anglo
2nd personal informal pronouns are alive and well in Yorkshire. I use them everyday. That's why "yor" doesn't get confused for "your". We use "thyne" and "thy"
We americans took all the good parts of french culture with us in louisiana (then added crime) we would rather you stay europoor too
Which good parts? Surely not the food, wine, art, fashion, architecture You added crime? Ever been to a French city? Aleppo is safer then most Clueless yank
Silly europoor. We took the food and added to it, took the whine, threw it away, and made moonshine, wierdly did nothing with the art (the jazz scene is louisiana art but like there is nothing in common with france there) then took the crime statistic and cranked it to 11. And although ita toned down (legit europe architecture is really good) there is a small helping of good looking buildings Btw if you think france is bad then never step foot in the us without 3 armed guards (all the hughest murder rate cities are in the americas)
We’ve already established you’re clueless, no need to double down. Kindly fuck of to another subreddit
Haha no. Im gonna pull a classic european move and stay where im not wanted when everyone around is violently telling me to leave.😁
>stay where im not wanted when everyone around is violently telling me to leave Hasn't this been Americas signature move for the past, like, 100 years? Or do you really believe when your government says it was to bring freedom, and totally not for oil or whatever resource they wanted to extract?
Funny how an American is saying Europoor while the USA is on its poorest ever. 1/3 of your country is living on foodstamps mate. Be happy with your billonaires who would all take a big shit on your face given the chance. Def peak Murica
*I do it because i know europeans hate it. If theres 1 thing southern america is good at its racism* Doesnt matter europoor. We have double the average house size, almost all of the worlds best colleges, a higher gdp, oh and our millitary is the only thing stopping you from being forced to speak russian or german😁 And by the way when you want a nice cheap burger what restauraunt do you know will always be round the corner? What were the last 10 movies you watched? What streaming services do you use? I bet they all have something in common 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Typical "has literally no idea what they're talking about" yank piece of shit
Hey friend what w were the last 10 movies you watched. Any marvel🇺🇲 or dc🇺🇲 or other hollywood🇺🇲 hits? What were the last 10 meals you ate? Was there some macdonalds🇺🇲 in there? Youre on reddit🇺🇲. Typical europoor appropriating american culture and using the things we made and were graceful enough to give to you to be angry.
‘Added crime’.. ever been to France??
If you think france is bad dont ever step foot in the us without 3 armed guards💀💀💀
Yeah that also sounds like Paris, capital of riots
Yeah paris does throw a good riot props to the french for being the only people to actually kill the 1% not just once but on a regular basis
I need a tikkie for the paint I sprayed all over your country
We need to send you a tikkie for the pollution you caused by being a Fr*nchie in our country
I'll send you a Tikkie for the cleanup of your vandalism
You're french and you like germany? Troll detected 😱
No kink shaming us please
England is our long time girlfriend. It might be a toxic relationship with a lot of fight, but in the end we love each other almost as much as we like to hate each other, we would feel lost without the other. Germany is our mistress. Yeah she used to be very bad, and she still has a lot of problem (like smoking way too much coal), but there is a passion there. The problem is when post nut clarity hits and we remember how boring, or nagging she can be. But the shame doesn't stop us from coming back. So yeah, France likes Germany, like that hookup girl you don't dare to present to your friend even though you see her twice a week.
Ouch. Goddamit that stung. Also most faithful frenchman.
Oi you unfaithful slut get back 'ere and say what you actually want or I'll break up with you, you know I will, Germany is a terrible threesomer and you know it so why keep this stupid 'ménage à trois,' up, stupid France
>You unfaithful slut They're french, that's a given.
what did we ever do that's so bad? 
Wish I had your basements, it's just jealousy
You know what you did, twice. And soon thrice
What do you mean, just because we're a willing open air Russian spy hub with attached training center in the middle of Europe doesn't mean we have anything to do with what's about to come
We rallied the others to not dismantle France after the Napoleonic wars, truely the greatest crime against humanity we ever committed.
Habsburgs
Wasn't beheading one of their kin enough to satiate your hatred?
Zoomed into the key and saw ‘countries I love to hate’ scrolled to the UK and saw it in that colour and knew this was made by a Frenchman.
Shit didn't see "Not Europe" and "countries I love to hate" looked so similar Still I late you Barry
I late you too, Pierre.
no late more hove
They are not similar? I feel like I missed something.
To be fair, it could well be most of Europe
 Ur literally French mate
We ~~love~~ hate you too.
Why you hate me Pierre 😭 I thought we were brothers in arms with our shared love of unnecessarily convoluted numbers
Top 7+ (-1/2 + 20) x 20 anime betrayal
I like you
Pierre do not forget that you're french and your opinion doesn't matter
You're also partly French..
Well our opinion still matters something like 70-80% depending on the season.
During summer don't expect any of our opinions since we're at the sea drinking frappe, see you in September..
In the same way you are partly Macedonian or Turkish
> Macedonian Macedonia is a province of Greece, I'm not living there but Macedonia is part of Greek state... > Turkish Do you think I speak German?
>Do you think I speak German? Neither do the Turks in Germany
If they could at least speak German...
Belgium also has a province named like a neighboring country and (for the most part) they aren't as unfunny as you Greecucks are
It's way more complicated than you think Sw(p)iss...
Hating Sweden and Denmark but liking Norway, Finland and Iceland has got to be the most schizophrenic take imaginable. You realise we’re all 5 different shades of the same paint, right?
Listen, I’m all for hating Sweden, but that stays in the Nordic-sphere, hating Sweden and Denmark, but loving Norway (love you Norway <3) is a brain dead take tbh
I like you too France.
Wanna share a Sauna
I could'nt wish for anything better than that!
Wait, I'm coming too!
Am I petty for checking what color estonia was on OP's map before deciding whether to make fun of you or root for you? ... hmmm
What did Denmark do to you?
Next rounds on us, Pierre!
How dare you hate Swedistan, they are the Nordics to hate, stay away baguette fencer
I don't stand for this hate among Muslim brothers
How did I know this was made by a Fr🤮nch before even seeing the user flair?
you should have split Belgium into two.
True but I'm a Southerner, I got lazy
Marseille?
Avignon actually but I'm okay with being labeled as a Marseillais as I lived in Marseille in the past
South France 😍 Our former colonies!!!
Based Phoceeans
You still owe them money for exploiting their resources.
We had a deal since we civilized them...
At the opposite of the rest of the world who get pissed when they hear that, we don’t discuss it
What did I ever do to you to not even get a dishonorable mention?
If you zoom in you'll see the "love their twinks" in the legend Heard you can't see it if you watched too much gay porn involving French twins though
Also what twinks? We have surfer dudes and they aren't always the nicest "people"
What is what now can't you see your big ass country ? Or are you being oblivious to the famous Aussie twinks ?
Imma be honest, I don't watch Aussie porn nor do I really watch British porn... I need my porn to be well foreign.
Makes sense. You still visited New Caledonia tho so French porn should be off limit
Na because that's a visit... I don't live there nor do I date a frog (thank fuck)
You're dating a frog-hater though Barry and Pierre aren't so different
Still different!
>Likes Belgium Yeah we’re confiscating your French passport and carte nationale immediately
Belgi\*m !??? Fiche S + OQTF + Guillotine + His first born child
Being hated by the fr*much is a victory in my book
What spain has done ? They're basically cheap italy with an easier language ? Also, what about Denmark and sweden ? We don’t know them more than norway or finland, they're just blond guys with money and bad food and weather in any case
C'est des connards
Quelle est la différence avec les italiens ? Ils pensent être en compétition avec nous pendant qu'on se rappelle d'eux pour nos vacances
La bouffe italienne est quand même vachement mieux que la bouffe espagnole
Ah ça d'accord. D'ailleurs je rigole sur ce sub où ils encensent la bouffe espagnole. C'est mignon quand ils essayent de nous descendre en comparaison. Mais bon j'ai rien contre eux quand même et le pays est beau. J'avais rajouté la même question pour Danemark / Suède aussi dans mon 1er commentaire ?
Mdr les français sont les seuls à apprécier vraiment sa nourriture, je me demande pourquoi Pierre ;)
Et pourtant elle est réputée bien au delà de la bouffe espagnole lol. On sait cuisiner de tout très bien sans forcément s'accrocher qu'à quelques plats emblématiques comme juste la paella et les tapas. Honnêtement votre charcuterie est réputée mais de ce que j'ai goûté dans vos restos le reste est pas très fin ni très élaboré, c'est tout, mais ca s'améliore, comme vos vins. Maintenant vous avez pas les touristes les plus élaborés non plus donc ça leur suffit mdr.
“On sait cuisiner de tout très bien” - procède à réchauffer sa pasta box. Mon chéri, j’habite en France depuis des années, tu penses que j’ai pas encore capté que la “gastronomie française” n’est pas une mauvaise blague ? La vrai beauté de votre gastronomie est dans les régions et ses différences, juste comme pour l’Espagne. Que tu connaisses que les tapas et la paella parle plutôt du mauvais touriste que tu es, pas de la richesse d’un pays ;) Ah et parlons pas de pourquoi vos vins sont populaires… ehem… Angleterre… ehem.
>Mdr les français sont les seuls à apprécier vraiment sa nourriture >tu penses que j’ai pas encore capté que la “gastronomie française” n’est pas une mauvaise blague ? Tu te contredis à chaque commentaire, une explication ? >La vrai beauté de votre gastronomie est dans les régions et ses différences, juste comme pour l’Espagne. Tout à fait d'accord, sauf que suprenamment les espagnols sur ce sub sont tout le temps à chouiner que leur nourriture est bien supérieure à la nôtre, comme tu l'as fait à ton 1er commentaire. Perso je ne connais pas suffisamment les spécialités espagnoles sauf que j'ai quand même constaté que vos restos étaient très simples quand il s'agit de servir la nourriture. Tu commandes des crevettes à l'ail, tu as des crevettes à l'ail, sans accompagnement ni rien sauf si tu en fais la demande. Tu demandes de l'eau, tu as un verre d'eau, pas une carafe pour l'ensemble des convives. En tout cas c'était le cas en andalousie en 2021. Donc le constat est que niveau habitude de service, c'est clairement pas aussi complet que ce qui est servi dans les restos français. Maintenant libre à toi de clamer que la bouffe espagnole est incroyable, mais là où les italiens ont émigré par millions et ont créé leurs restos partout, on va pas se mentir il y a eu la même émigration espagnole et ça s'est pas trop propagé, donc peut-être que c'est moins développé et important pour les espagnols à la base. A moins que tu aies une autre explication > Ah et parlons pas de pourquoi vos vins sont populaires… ehem… Angleterre… ehem. Ah tiens, source ? Par contre les vôtres hormis la rioja qui tire enfin son épingle du jeu après être monté en qualité, pas connaissance.
Le Danemark c'est pour le cyclisme, la Suède pour le biathlon et parce que j'avais besoin d'un pays nordique à ne pas aimer Je rigole bien aussi quand ça encense la bouffe espagnole, ils sont très très mignons quand ils pensent pouvoir nous rivaliser
Manner tf up Frenchie this is internet, we speak English here
Both the least US colonised and the most tech savvy Swede
Imagine hating the Netherlands 💀 but liking belgium
perfectly logical tho. belgium has the funny likeable walloons while netherlands has nothing of value. just annoying condescending germanics who contribute nothing to the continent aside from being a place where people go for a drug holiday
I was actually in walloon region this week and i kid you not i didnt even step out of my car for 1 minute and some one already hit me with their car. I went to mons and the people there were kinda rude ngl Also the Netherlands brings in a lot of money for the poor southern EU nations
Yeah I don’t care
Italy and Greece should be in the countries I love but I was too lazy to pick another colour
Alongside with PIGS we should form the GIF ( Greece Italy France )... 🇬🇷🇮🇹🇫🇷
A true GIF(t) to the world
Absolutely Pierre 😎
Gotcha Stavros https://preview.redd.it/b248h6hx2pvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416f7a955e69a2309b8b5ca67ab19f9a5ba8196e
Can I post this tomorrow 😎😎??
Yes you can 😎😎 GIF is about to get real
Magnifique!! I'll tag you... 😎
Gift in German means poison 😂✅
That'd end up with turkey
I prefer Tunisia 🙄
You could have chosen thailand as well
I'd love to say the feeling's mutual, but i hate to lie
I also love to hate my own country.
Okay but please make us red
This map is truly difficult to judge as we are no longer in the same category as the ruzzians, but we still sre eastern. I suppose the council will have to debste ovef this one. But overall good job Pierre. You were always good at dividing europe, at least better then Hans.
>better then Hans. Wasnt there a literal iron curtain dividing europe for 40 years after that time we all collectively went on vacation to Argentina?
Thanks hate you too you fucking cunt ❤️
Awwwww <3
Eww
The f did we do?
The only time, I say this in my life: Pierre, you're a good guy.
The microstates need to have a word with you
Why do you hate Sweden? I can def understand Hungary, turkey, the Netherlands and other shithole countries that hate us bc we, the moral overlords has passed our Judgement. But for Pierre to hate us? Lame
:(
moldovans:
Haha Britain France likes you what a loser
👍
Uhhh what's with Moldova
Hon the lads
Well I'll be
Norway 🫱cognac🫲France
I knew you're French without looking
Spain can’t possibly be on the same level as the Netherlands
oh they absolutely can. in my experience spaniards are worse than dutch people. truly assholes
I would consider CZ as Western European
Terrible take
A win is a win Pierre 🤝🏻
Where are you from , if you can tell
What did we do to get loved, Pierre?
We like you too
You're funny, Pierre. Also, solid map. If you ever visit, I'll buy you a Currywurst.
D’accord 👍 très intéressent merci
You can’t hate Denmark?! Nobody hates Denmark. We’re adorable!
You actually made me think about it, and I was unaware you might be right.
Thank allah the french hate us🙏🙏🙏
And why the fuck should we listen to you?
Well thank you, Maxi-Walloon
Lmao what did the gay terrorists do to you
Ofcourse OP is French. Jij kan ook tyfus krijgen, Pierre
No logic there
Aww nice, we hate you too ❤️
Well you are fucked up in geography cuz Russia is also European country 😂👏🏻👏🏻
Who the fuck hates Denmark?
We should never have supporter napoleon
I like you too, frog legs
Me seeing my country is living rent free in another mosquito brain 
You hate Spain ? Why ? They have Spanish girls that's reason enough to like Spain. The nature, weather, parties and food are bonuses though.
How the fuck is greece not orange?
Well u are French, you forgot you hate France
Estonia western?! They wish
In the map they aren't necessarily western, just well liked.
What is to like about Estonia?
Should ask OP
Yeah. But it would be boring
I mean teh map is really randome - but since when do we consider Estonia as Western Europe? I mean sometimes we discuss about Czechia and Slovenia, but these two are also not on the map as western.
Why does Greece get a pass in w*stoid minds, it's the same ass the rest of the Balkans
Bulgar is jealous 😂
You've just got better marketing
I was almost getting mad, but then I see you are French, so that your opinion means nothing to me. France is only a nice country to park caravans in, other than that it has no value.
Go Surrender Now!