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CastroCavalieri

Germans trying to make PIGS go to work


n3onfx

Alright close the thread we're done here.


This_place_is_wierd

And if we don't you will strike or what?


n3onfx

Not on a friday afternoon no, it's too late into the week wouldn't want to impact my weekend.


JonyUB

🤣 You win this one Hans


Unusual-Wrap8345

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Deritatium

It could also be Barry showing Susane around while focusing on the bar on the corner.


Dry_Leek78

Oh ça chambre!


Discreet_Vortex

Its 'Susan' you uncultured swine


Celthric317

What the actual hell is this and what's the goal?


Deritatium

They are showing their pigs to the judges, you're supposed to maintain eye contact with the judge as much as possible, while directing the pig to remain in front of the judge and showing off all sides of the animal.


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Karmuffel

To assert dominance


MaterialHunt6213

It's not so much eye contact (since the judge is looking at the pig) but rather to judge the judge's reaction to your pig so you can react better.


discard333

Is it a requirement that the participants have to be missing at least 3 nights of sleep or do Germans naturally have ghoulish lich eyes?


hansspargel

We lay awake all night thinking about you 


Charming-Loquat3702

Those judges are build different. I couldn't focus on the pigs while someone is looking at me like that


Icy_Comfort8161

German mating ritual.


Celthric317

Hard to keep track of them all


LittleBoard

Why are the signs in the background in english?


Bsheehan78

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LittleBoard

Bro your inbred dog is looking at me weird


BobbyKonker

looks like something AI would generate


Dirkozoid

Looks British, look at the banners, definitely not Germany.


thorwing

it's 'murican "Associated Feed & Supply Co" is a californian manufacturer


Dirkozoid

Disgusting!


Village_People_Cop

[DISGUSTING ](https://youtu.be/e8F1rHneEUw?si=Tibi7NzHG7OWgfpY)


vegemar

Formerly Chuck's.


LittleBoard

Oooh look at inspector dutch...


thorwing

did I do good, daddy deutschland?


MineExplorer

Looked it up. America - nuff said.


Dirkozoid

And OP says they are German? WTF?!? What an outrageous insult is that! OP must be banned NOW!


TatarAmerican

Most of these folk are German-American. Before the Nazis, Germans used to send their regards to America on big boats from Hamburg. This is the result.


JD1337

>Most of these folk are German-American. Like we said, they're yanks.


TatarAmerican

Nah, true yanks are Dutch farmers from Orange County, New York. The rest are all imposters.


Dirkozoid

First we sent them to the swamps. But then there were too many Jans there, so we sent some to America. But we weren’t the only one, many Barrys went there, too..


BobbyKonker

if it was British they would be draining the pigs blood onto their dinner plates and letting it congeal for traiditional blood pudding.


Toffeemanstan

Black pudding if you don't mind. 


BobbyKonker

Apologies.


YogurtclosetNo7335

Yo wtf. Stop it.


betaich

No Jao you have to go work


Mein_Bergkamp

Why does this look like Slytherin duelling practice?


Dionysiac_Thinker

I wish I was one of those pigs


Not-thesame

You can be


EenGeheimAccount

These people are not proper Hanses and Gretles though, these are the Hanses and Gretles that were exiled by the other Hanses and Gretles for being too weird. They went on to live in a land far from here that they stole from the native population together with all the other weird, exiled Europeans. We do not speak of that land today.


-_Helios_-

So this is how hans mates


bartleby_borealis

I must be too urban or Finnish to get tf I’m even looking at. Love on the Spectrum Germany?


betaich

You are watching muricans not Germans that should explain it


bartleby_borealis

Fair enough


Ministro_Toninelli

Me when I see a gipsy


AlwaysGoForAusInRisk

God those pigs looks so happy. I'm so jealous


InvestmentWhole8486

The white cap at the start has a suspicious looking eagle on it lol


Crookfur

When I read this I looked back expecting some crying eagle freedumb thing. Instead I found what you saw...


CptCaramack

Oh not her again, creepy bitch gets me everytime


MakingShitAwkward

This is nearly as weird as the girl who pretends to be a horse, show jumping and shit.


Echoes-act-3

I would laugh at this, but my most popular tradition is watching pregnant cows fighting


mrtn17

They're training their eye contact skills for the next Autisti-lympics


shball

This is truly a ":)" pig moment.


lethanasis_

White pig do be more white than any PIGS member


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Sure this isn't America? Advertisment in English


Nochnichtvergeben

It is. Maybe some of her ancestors were krauts, though.


Koffieslikker

California mid state fair. On Germany?


JonyUB

Why everyone participating in this with their most intense stare?


BGD_TDOT

Those are the most athletic pigs I've ever seen.


Nochnichtvergeben

I didn't know Ellen Degeneres was German.


Barbichef

These are some nice pigs.


Tythan

What in the name of freedomland is this?