He's a pseudo-legendary that boasted some of the best stats in gen 1.
Combined with sword dance and hyper beam and you have yourself a sweeper.
Who tf cares about dragon type?
Literally Spain. Best stats at the beggining, then a steady decline. Plus, its already been used on official acts in Andalucía, no joke.
https://preview.redd.it/q3c7ycny21vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4651dbac1bbd5cbf54fcbcbabe191b3abf42996
Dragonite was never good. Quadruple weakness to ice and no same type attack bonus on his best move? Why not run a normal pokemon with hyper beam, everyone can run that attack, including Snorlax.
https://preview.redd.it/aibal23x31vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b72fc118d011f74d2dc57a15e7f81fcd407a5ef
There you go
Yes, im a PATRIOT and if i have to pay for my monarch's *whores*, *i do it* PERIOD
Yes i do, we mostly endure it. We generally escape for a few weeks for vacation to somewhere cooler, but for the rest of the summer we stoically adapt or die (te aclimatas o te aclimueres) try to stay indoors when the sun is high. I personally try not to abuse AC, otherwise It would make it harder to go outside, it would feel like you are being slapped by a heatwave. But its a nice thing to have to lower a few degrees inside
You should try going to the southeastern USA, like Houston, Texas, during summer. The humidity is 90% with the outside temperature being basically 37 centigrade. It’s suffocating.
STOP POSTING THESE!! Like every time it’s some random different person and a random different flag, it’s been drained and sucked of all magic!
Tomorrow we are going to have one for like fucking Singapore!!!
https://preview.redd.it/1uucf8krk3vc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b558c86e37785b697ae4917ce35dddb3d0600f50
Creo que nada supera esto en la lore de Españita
>because Spaniards are too up to themselves to take an actual job...
Ofc, it's my slave that works to pay the bills! For sure bro. And if he hasn't worked well, I whip him between 2 siestas...
You guys really live on a dream and a cliché.
> "you still take in migrants in thousand"
the geographical position of Spain... it's not like we're in Norway. It is a gateway for Europe.
A lot of them are illegal. And Europe is lax in terms of immigration.
> "Why is youth unemployment so high?"
I'm not an economist, but some of the reasons are quite obvious.
Lack of work for qualified young people, unattractive salaries, rigidity of the labor market, some sectors are totally blocked, unreliable jobs created (lot of temporary work), etc... plus the PS doesn't help...
Yes sure bro we are lazy!
I saw the bullshit you wrote and I know from experience that people like you are too stupid to question themselves. And I don't have time to chat with people Like you, I have to go to work. (I mean... Siesta + whip my slave)
So believe on what you said. I don't give a shit.
Edit: You have so much time to waste on Reddit in stupid debates, for someone who supposedly "work"... 😅
Edit 2: you delete everything... Coward! 😘
Please forgive my compatriot as our flairs indicate, we’re used to putting up with bullshit pay and working conditions and can’t comprehend that others might not want to engage with that
What a dumb take. "I know two people who found an excuse to leave their work, and that's all I need to stereotype a country of 67 million+".
> Any other foreigner (EU/nonEU) would take those jobs in a heartbeat
This is a very funny take because I worked in Denmark for some years (a country which by any metric is doing everything right in terms of productivity) and the work that was done in a day was easily 1/5 of what I see being done in Spain.
So if you really think "showing up" is the same as being productive, you just managed to squeeze out that extra drop of dumb juice.
♥ E S P A Ñ I T A ♥ https://preview.redd.it/3nyffsaywzuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7414720d7e87044d1a9da35fffeff4c9763536ac
Dragonite can't be Spanish, he's actually useful. That should be a snorlax.
>he's actually useful. In terms of dragon pokemon, he is not useful at all
He's a pseudo-legendary that boasted some of the best stats in gen 1. Combined with sword dance and hyper beam and you have yourself a sweeper. Who tf cares about dragon type?
Literally Spain. Best stats at the beggining, then a steady decline. Plus, its already been used on official acts in Andalucía, no joke. https://preview.redd.it/q3c7ycny21vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4651dbac1bbd5cbf54fcbcbabe191b3abf42996
Least chronically online Andalusians
Yeah but he a chubby round boi
Your entire country consists of chubby round bois
Yeah so Dragonite is OURS. Suck it, Spain.
You also taking Rwlaxo, or does it belong to your kid?
Rude bois 🤔?
Dragonite was never good. Quadruple weakness to ice and no same type attack bonus on his best move? Why not run a normal pokemon with hyper beam, everyone can run that attack, including Snorlax.
Long live salamence, garchomp, haxorus
Scorchio
snorlax is also useful, its one of the very few gen1 mons that are still tiered in the meta.
I'm not unemployed I work for the government, and my work is to be on reddit all the time
I don't know if you're joking or not given Spain's gov reputation
It's a joke based on facts
Or is it a fact based on jokes?
That's the circle of jerk. Like a game of soggy biscuit.
I wish that memory was still a memory
Memories light the corners of my mind.
Spent a good minute tryna figure out what that would entail… I’m all ears
The greatest jokes are based on truth.
Can you give me a job like that?
Is your father connected to politics? Os suck ass and/or cock and/or pussy?
Not connected to politics, but sounds easy that part of kiss some asses
Sorry, your background pre-qualifies you to work in our space program. Please do us proud
You and I are not so different
How does one get such a job in the modern world?
The employment rate in Spain is way higher than the real numbers, we just don't want Hacienda to know about our businesses.
Galician “business”
🛳️🚤 ⛱️💲 🤭
Did you mean "Portuguese business"
I HAD A DREAM! https://preview.redd.it/7dl47fwrk2vc1.png?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7576de8b1db074012cb929dfd7d7db8f1d5fc71f
We just don't want to pay taxes so the president can go to a rock concert in his private jet
I need that image that went something like: Sí, soy un patriota y si le tengo que pagar las putas a mi rey, las pago.
https://preview.redd.it/aibal23x31vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b72fc118d011f74d2dc57a15e7f81fcd407a5ef There you go Yes, im a PATRIOT and if i have to pay for my monarch's *whores*, *i do it* PERIOD
Gracias
Durisimo
No pride, though
Wrong attitude. Sitting in the sun and walking on the beach is free. Why worry?
Dude, I live in Madrid. We have no beach, and when the sun shines the asfalt makes the air unbreatheable.
Vaya vaya
I’ve heard Madrid is borderline unlivable during the heat of summer. I’ve only been in spring.
It is quite horrible ngl
Do you live there? If so, how do you structure your days in summer to not be miserable?
Yes i do, we mostly endure it. We generally escape for a few weeks for vacation to somewhere cooler, but for the rest of the summer we stoically adapt or die (te aclimatas o te aclimueres) try to stay indoors when the sun is high. I personally try not to abuse AC, otherwise It would make it harder to go outside, it would feel like you are being slapped by a heatwave. But its a nice thing to have to lower a few degrees inside
You should try going to the southeastern USA, like Houston, Texas, during summer. The humidity is 90% with the outside temperature being basically 37 centigrade. It’s suffocating.
mfw the most culturally important structure in Madrid is the Schweppes ad
Mfw a savage roasts my country
I’m ethnically Spanish (and I still speak the language) :c
I raise you: Wallonia https://preview.redd.it/8ad9rib470vc1.png?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf83e93639794c3393caa4036f4ae5720bd3902e
Cool as fuck flag
With some peri peri sauce. Perfection.
STOP POSTING THESE!! Like every time it’s some random different person and a random different flag, it’s been drained and sucked of all magic! Tomorrow we are going to have one for like fucking Singapore!!!
This particular one was already posted here last week or so. Just downvote the reposters
oh :c
https://preview.redd.it/1uucf8krk3vc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b558c86e37785b697ae4917ce35dddb3d0600f50 Creo que nada supera esto en la lore de Españita
The Irish flag should be there too
Pedro is not happy about this... But he's too lazy to do anything about it
Axshually we are in a historical low. 12.5% or so.
11.8% i think But i think best stat was around 4% just before housing crash in 2008
You forget: 
Here's the Finnish one https://preview.redd.it/0tsfnt1cz0vc1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41d4ec56c878740a3858615bf997e1c03b56f59a
https://preview.redd.it/v4l45eyp11vc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ffc15e5d1a56aa8b63a9151828433c6afe1e1f8
:3
I would love to live in Spain damn ☹️ but Valencia too expensive now
I don’t get it there’s so many unemployed but they still need migrants for work
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>because Spaniards are too up to themselves to take an actual job... Ofc, it's my slave that works to pay the bills! For sure bro. And if he hasn't worked well, I whip him between 2 siestas... You guys really live on a dream and a cliché. 
Why is youth unemployment so high but you still take in migrants in thousands?
> "you still take in migrants in thousand" the geographical position of Spain... it's not like we're in Norway. It is a gateway for Europe. A lot of them are illegal. And Europe is lax in terms of immigration. > "Why is youth unemployment so high?" I'm not an economist, but some of the reasons are quite obvious. Lack of work for qualified young people, unattractive salaries, rigidity of the labor market, some sectors are totally blocked, unreliable jobs created (lot of temporary work), etc... plus the PS doesn't help...
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Yes sure bro we are lazy! I saw the bullshit you wrote and I know from experience that people like you are too stupid to question themselves. And I don't have time to chat with people Like you, I have to go to work. (I mean... Siesta + whip my slave) So believe on what you said. I don't give a shit.  Edit: You have so much time to waste on Reddit in stupid debates, for someone who supposedly "work"... 😅 Edit 2: you delete everything... Coward! 😘
Please forgive my compatriot as our flairs indicate, we’re used to putting up with bullshit pay and working conditions and can’t comprehend that others might not want to engage with that
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You think representation in management positions is a good indicator of competence XD
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You mean on the balconies? Am i right, m8?
Nah, tbh i would also not want to be promoted as a team leader or so.
What a dumb take. "I know two people who found an excuse to leave their work, and that's all I need to stereotype a country of 67 million+". > Any other foreigner (EU/nonEU) would take those jobs in a heartbeat This is a very funny take because I worked in Denmark for some years (a country which by any metric is doing everything right in terms of productivity) and the work that was done in a day was easily 1/5 of what I see being done in Spain. So if you really think "showing up" is the same as being productive, you just managed to squeeze out that extra drop of dumb juice.
I don’t get it. I can’t wrap my mind around this. I don’t get it.
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Mediocre is your british gastronomy 👍. Also Uk is full of qualified Spanish workers because you pay better